Massage Parlor Reports

[BraveNuPengwin]

Some of the girls at Bali and LL just have 5 o'clock shadow. Which is kinda like 50 grit sand paper on your face when they grind while you dine.

I almost went over to Bali the other night, one of my atf was busy so I thought I'd try Bali.

Anyway long story short and something came up and didn't go.

Does anyone recommend a good massage girl at Bali for 1st bbq or should I stay in my lane? Haha.

[Dildo Baggens]

No luck on Opera either with Safe browsing completely disabled.

Big Brother at Google & Microsoft are supporting illegal alien trans getting their peckers cut off, but not consenting adults meetin' for Le Sport. Dman communist spell f'ing checkerboard. Opera browser = USASG, bedpage masagee and escorts, listcrawler mostly escorts- some massagee. I think we could put some explicit reviews on Google maps 4 fun. Screen name AnalRanger: load up Gmaps with all the juicy details at F & C.

Try Opera browser, USASG and Bedpage and the rest still work well.

[Grimmy23]

Jessica is overall the best massage / ass play and possibly the cutest, although not cuddly. Andy is coy but probably most likely to give up some extras, and probably the best rack. Charley is probably easiest to get out of her clothes, and best English. Anna is a notorious ear-licker, dry humper, and disinfectant freak. They have a ton of new girls though.

This is spot on and I 100% concur. Jessica is the cutest, at least of the ones who have been there awhile. I haven't seen any of the new girls yet. Jessica also gives the best massage and the best crack tease. She has this move where she wraps both hands around your thigh and strokes all the way up and all the way down. Her hands graze your balls and her fingers end up in your crack and it feels amazing. But she also gives the least access and the least mileage. If you're lucky you can get a little bit of UTC access up top. If you're extremely lucky you can get her boobs out a little bit, but just barely out.

Anna gives the best prostate job. She'll be two knuckles deep in your back door if that's what you want. Not everyone's cup of tea I know. It's easy to get her top open but there isn't much there. A couple of mosquito bites. It's also fairly easy to get her pants unzipped, but she blocks much more than that. Some will find her ear and neck kissing enjoyable, others may not.

Charlie is a MILF and an old pro. Her clothes fall off pretty easily. Reach over, unbutton and unzip her pants, give them a tug and they'll come right down with no resistance. But her massage is meh and her HJ tends to be rushed.

Andy is cute and gives a good massage. Her top lifts up easily and she has a lot more under there than Anna does. But after seeing her a dozen or so times she never inserted a finger up my bung hole. She teased around the opening but never went in. I was also never able to get inside her pants or get them down. Things progressed with her to the point where they were looking promising, and then bam, brick wall.

All that being said, every one of these girls has a select few that they'll do more with. Becoming part of that club is the challenge, and I'll leave it at that.

[RedRoddddd]

The site is up, but it's got issues. Some cities show ads in the happy categories, but the ads won't open.

Big Brother at Google & Microsoft are supporting illegal alien trans getting their peckers cut off, but not consenting adults meetin' for Le Sport. Dman communist spell f'ing checkerboard. Opera browser = USASG, bedpage masagee and escorts, listcrawler mostly escorts- some massagee. I think we could put some explicit reviews on Google maps 4 fun. Screen name AnalRanger: load up Gmaps with all the juicy details at F & C.

Try Opera browser, USASG and Bedpage and the rest still work well.

[Meshugga]

Has anyone else noticed that ads for " services" come up blank? I don't see any news of an official shutdown.

The site is up, but it's got issues. Some cities show ads in the happy categories, but the ads won't open.

[TradingFavs714]

Probably is, in case of a believe shut down have another one already up and running.

I reckon I'll look for the black swan this weekend if time & coin permits.

As long as it doesn't look like a drive thru movie theater like believe.

I'm sure it will be alright, at least for a while.

Brave sent you a PM. Let me know if I'm on the right track.

[Fe Maiden]

Adding my report onto a pile of previous reports from others. First off, I was very confused looking for "Believe" until I realized the place is Hypnotherapy. The "walk of shame" to the front door is pretty bad. The parking lot and front door is very visible. Walked into the very stark lobby and was immediately greeted by a 30-something five foot athletic build "masseuse" (I don't remember her name). She was dressed in beach wear. She lead me into a room, offered a shower but I declined. As I got undressed she asked what I was looking for. I asked what the menu was and she again asked what I wanted. I asked for "everything". She got me on the table got into her birthday dress and went to work. She worked the magic stick w / o a cover. After 10 minutes she suited up the little man and jumped on top. I needed to get on my feet to finish the job and banged out mish. $60 ($20 + 40 house fee). Overall great value (that's the same as a "nuru" handy in Laguna Niguel). I'll repeat at Hypnotherapy but will as for another provider.

Wait. What? Nuru in Laguna Niguel? Where? What am I missing?

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Do Chinese guys like Bush or something? Why is it so common? I mean I can deal with a little hair but out of control Bush leaves me not wanting to dine as much.

Some of the girls at Bali and LL just have 5 o'clock shadow. Which is kinda like 50 grit sand paper on your face when they grind while you dine.

[Lift Her Up]

Went to 2018 bc I read girls were a little younger and better than Bamboo. I must have gone on a bad night (6 pm on a Tuesday) bc there was only mamasan who was a hard pass, and 45-50 yo Chinese lady and a large 35-40 yo Chinese lady. I ended up with the skinnier 45 yo. She's a 5/10 in my opinion and FS was an option but did not go for it. The massage was not as good as bamboo but you do get a room. Fee was $45/ hr. Said her name was Cindy. Will not be returning.

Since she was first reviewed in this thread there's been quite the range of reviews on Cindy. For the several who've been a little dissatisfied, I take your reports at face value, honest feelings, honest reports. But for me, she's been the only one I've been with since I first saw her last August. She's just what I need. Peace.

Lift Her Up.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

So there is new K girl in the market that does prostate, 5 star massage (like on pro level) and charges 40 bucks. Will trade this info for cheap ass girl leads. With condition that you won't overpay and spoil this one too.

You are in luck. Because the entire purpose of this site is to share such information. Many of us have shared a lot already, and then in turn you share. That's how it works.

[BraveNuPengwin]

You are correct if the info is provided here and eventually the bird cage door will open wider like hypno. The AMP have the exact same setup and rates and mt as hypno.

Very petite petite making me thinking it a sister shop to hypno. Very easy to drive by without knowing if you don't see the little massage ad on the sidewalk and missed the turn to the back parking area.

Probably is, in case of a believe shut down have another one already up and running.

I reckon I'll look for the black swan this weekend if time & coin permits.

As long as it doesn't look like a drive thru movie theater like believe.

I'm sure it will be alright, at least for a while.

[BraveNuPengwin]

Jessica is overall the best massage / ass play and possibly the cutest, although not cuddly. Andy is coy but probably most likely to give up some extras, and probably the best rack. Charley is probably easiest to get out of her clothes, and best English. Anna is a notorious ear-licker, dry humper, and disinfectant freak. They have a ton of new girls though.

Jessica baby has definitely got to be best, I would love to get her in bed.

Maybe I'm wrong but seems like she would be a freak!

Charlie is definitely a doable MILF with a great massage.

I try to avoid Anna like the plague. Her massage is terrible IMO and her ear licking thing is not my cup of tea.

[BraveNuPengwin]

BBFS even? My provider did not even give me BBBJ.

How much was damage.

He's probably dropping $60 mango+ or the girl must have really liked them, I didn't get no peel banana either.

[BraveNuPengwin]

Usually at BW I alternate sessions between the "A" girls. Usually the one I'm not getting the massage from will be at their washing station and see me at some point. It seems to increase the extras available when I see the other one at the next visit. Most I've gotten is some FIV. Most of the girls there seem to have bushes. Anyone know if any of them are shaved?

Do Chinese guys like Bush or something? Why is it so common? I mean I can deal with a little hair but out of control Bush leaves me not wanting to dine as much.

[Dildo Baggens]

Has anyone else noticed that ads for " services" come up blank? I don't see any news of an official shutdown.

Got this message:

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