Massage Parlor Reports

[DarkRoomDaddy]

I didn't mean it like that. I don't eat puss or kiss.

Unless it's my gf that don't work at these places.

Famously Napoleon wrote to Josephine tell her he was on his way back to Paris, but requesting she not clean down there for a few days, so she would be nice and gamey by the time he arrived. Some of these girls working the AMP must be students of history because they have graciously provided an Eu du Sardene or Essence of Day old Hallibut. And that's what makes it real. Otherwise bring some saran wrap and lay a sheet of clear plastic down on the crevices of love, and lick without any taste.

[Sexaholic777]

Thanks captain obvious! I like how I get crap for wanting to kiss but others eating out a woman no one bats an eye.

I didn't mean it like that. I don't eat puss or kiss.

Unless it's my gf that don't work at these places.

[BlueberryScone]

Why would you kiss that mouths that been on 20 cocks per day?

Just bang them. Make sure you wash your Dick and she washes her mouth. IMO.

These girls would never taste good unless you are the first one in the morning.

Thanks captain obvious! I like how I get crap for wanting to kiss but others eating out a woman no one bats an eye.

[Sexaholic777]

What about looks?

Not bad they also have this other spot.

https://nightfunpages.com/come-on-ov...er-30-minutes/

Not good as shell. But close no gilfs here LOL.

[Sexaholic777]

Anyone have recommendations for a younger provider that allows DFK/LFK? Hoping to get something on my day off today.

Kissing really turns me on and past few visits with providers have been nothing to write home about. Not trying to kiss the older providers I saw at Sarang and Rainbow paradise

Why would you kiss that mouths that been on 20 cocks per day?

Just bang them. Make sure you wash your Dick and she washes her mouth. IMO.

These girls would never taste good unless you are the first one in the morning.

[Sexaholic777]

I was contacted by a different number also in Anaheim also for someone at a Motel 6. Despite being super horny as I couldn't contact my regs I did not go. I already know how it's going to end. Real old lady waiting. The booker will ask what happened when they damn know full well what happened. She's a dinosaur.

I got the skinny one. Late 30's. Big tits.

Pussy was tight. Skinny. $150 total. Not bad. YMMV.

[Sexaholic777]

First time here. BBW not a looker, named Dani.

5 entry. I asked for CBJ only. Did not negotiate. So I tipped. 8.

Won't repeat.

I paid $70 for Latina name Kiki.

[TobeYoung]

Just started in hobby and went twice a week. Sometimes 3 x.

Best place ever.

This comment has me pining for OK Acupressure on Skypark. Installed a LOT of pipe there in the 1990's. Shower before. Do the work. Shower after. Back to the job site.

Mr. P.

[ShyBraveOC]

Universally, MP's with services are in somewhat sleazy areas and often with an Asian influence but not always. Westminster, Garden Grove, Santa Ana, Lomita, Downey, Baldwin Park, Lawndale. Or down in San Diego on Convoy street. I suspect that the legit cities have "decent citizens" who don't want any seemly activities going on, so their police department cracks down. I used to get handy service in Huntington Beach and Fountain Valley but the PD come down hard on them and run them out. But by the same token, when the cops pull you over in HB they treat you pretty good too. So its kind of an overall climate of being a good area or a bad area. Perhaps the bad areas like Westminster, the cops are already run ragged chasing down real criminals, and places like Hermosa Beach or Huntington Beach or Irvine. The cops have little to do than to go after victimless crimes like a few dudes having a happy hour which does ot involve booze.

Downey for a fact does not have much of an Asian influence. The city is mainly hispanic being about 70% and caucasian 30%.

[StuDoctor]

Decided to sleep in today. I get woken up by a text from one of my BB regulars who clearly rolled out of bed absolutely / desperate / for some dick. I tell her sure, sometime today. Half hour later she texts that she's into work early and hoping to see me right now. 10 more minutes and she tells me to meet me across the street at another MP she works at to which she has the keys, that doesn't open for another hour or so. At this point I'm thinking, "well, okay, how do I say No to one hell of a wild ride in a place we have all to ourselves? And away I go!

She opened the door before I even knocked, and before the door closed jumped me and went for a deep tonsil tickle. Never had a girl have to wipe herself / before / the deed because she was too wet!

I think we went through the whole Kama Sutra book twice. I lost count how many times she popped, but it was north of 20. I got three in myself. I can just imagine what the McD's drive-thru order-taker was hearing over the headset. I hope we cleaned the place up enough before we left.

She's always a wild ride, and always horny as all fuck. And I have a hard time saying No. Damn she wore me out. Hell of a way to start my day!

Be sure to check out Beauty Relax down in south county. Or the no-name place across the street upstairs in the rundown medical / office building behind the Mickey Dees on Rockfield. The first is usually FS and decent-looking providers. The second is always FS, often BB, by providers who F&C won't even take (except, thankfully, my wild ride girl).

I think I know who you're talking about. She works at both places and does FS at both places. The rundown place is a better setting. The rooms are bigger, there's less traffic, and more privacy. The only downside is the lack of a bathroom inside.

[StuDoctor]

Any info about this place? Menu? Damage? Etc. PM if you wish.

It has the same address as Lakeview Day which is / was located in a professional plaza in LH. I don't know if it's a different place. Haven't been to Lakeview in years. It was owned by an older lady from Eastern Europe.

[WayDownThere]

Went to check out Ivy Massage in GG last month. It's a Viet MP on 2nd floor of same building as Little Beauty Center. Wasn't too excited about the first woman that greeted, so mamasan called another. The second one was younger and actually attractive looking, seemingly in early 30's (not sure). So I stayed and paid. 4 for hhr. In the room, she said the other girls ask 1. 4 or 1. 5 for FS, but she wanted a little more (likely 1. 6) as she's the youngest and prettiest. I only wanted BBBJ, and we settled on $. Her skill was okay, not the best, and the service was a bit rushed. But she did take her top off, got on the bed between my legs, facing me and made eye contact while blowing, so that's something. Allowed roaming and sucking of her nice natural breasts too. Only been in country less than a year, so her English skill could be limited. Not sure if all the girls there offer FS to all mongers, so your mileage will certainly vary. Number for that place: 7 x4-818-6340.

[CryMoarHoar]

First time here. BBW not a looker, named Dani.

5 entry. I asked for CBJ only. Did not negotiate. So I tipped. 8.

Won't repeat.

[Superflytnt]

Decided to try it out. Texted the number and got a motel6 in Anaheim. Was told there were 2 girls. I showed up and got the room #. There was one very old grandma with a ton makeup, she looked like she belonged in Star Wars.

I noped the fuck out real quick.

I was contacted by a different number also in Anaheim also for someone at a Motel 6. Despite being super horny as I couldn't contact my regs I did not go. I already know how it's going to end. Real old lady waiting. The booker will ask what happened when they damn know full well what happened. She's a dinosaur.

[BlueberryScone]

Anyone have recommendations for a younger provider that allows DFK/LFK? Hoping to get something on my day off today.

Kissing really turns me on and past few visits with providers have been nothing to write home about. Not trying to kiss the older providers I saw at Sarang and Rainbow paradise