Massage Parlor Reports

[Alowicious]

Decided to sleep in today. I get woken up by a text from one of my BB regulars who clearly rolled out of bed absolutely / desperate / for some dick. I tell her sure, sometime today. Half hour later she texts that she's into work early and hoping to see me right now. 10 more minutes and she tells me to meet me across the street at another MP she works at to which she has the keys, that doesn't open for another hour or so. At this point I'm thinking, "well, okay, how do I say No to one hell of a wild ride in a place we have all to ourselves? And away I go!

She opened the door before I even knocked, and before the door closed jumped me and went for a deep tonsil tickle. Never had a girl have to wipe herself / before / the deed because she was too wet!

I think we went through the whole Kama Sutra book twice. I lost count how many times she popped, but it was north of 20. I got three in myself. I can just imagine what the McD's drive-thru order-taker was hearing over the headset. I hope we cleaned the place up enough before we left.

She's always a wild ride, and always horny as all fuck. And I have a hard time saying No. Damn she wore me out. Hell of a way to start my day!

Be sure to check out Beauty Relax down in south county. Or the no-name place across the street upstairs in the rundown medical / office building behind the Mickey Dees on Rockfield. The first is usually FS and decent-looking providers. The second is always FS, often BB, by providers who F&C won't even take (except, thankfully, my wild ride girl).

[BigBoDonk]

So I decided to give a 2nd chance to Blue Sky, after I had crappy massage there from a granny 2 years ago. Paid everything was ok until a guy showed up to do massage. Obviously nothing happened. But it was weird. I assume those guys serve gay people or ladies, otherwise I am confused. Any thoughts?

[Slammer6008]

Saw few reviews on Lulu at MHF. If you don't want a legit massage, don't request Lulu.

Been there many times but Lulu was a disappointment.

She was out of reach the entire hour.

Zero communication, I admit she's petite and young but zero experience.

The only talent she had was holding up one finger in one hand and a fist on the other hand motions up / down.

On my way out she chased me for a tip and I only had big bills and was not giving her any of that.

I asked pps for change, gave a $10 said to pps not happy and returned visit. He suggested Sasha for next time.

Was that you around a week ago or so I was getting the slammer massaged an you woke me up.

[KammyMike]

Last visit at Believe was over a month. Decided to revisit after the calmness.

Text and requested lineups. Lisa, Ivy and Anna. After I got there and was invited into the room, 5 John's showed up because I can see you.

MT who opened the door and I thought she was Lisa. Handle the donations and she smiled, took my hand and placed it on her breast.

At this point, I should ask if she was Lisa. She said you want Lisa. I'm assuming she Ivy and I was right. Short skinny petite young Asian in a white mini skirt. 5/10.

She took the donations and left to get Lisa. She's tall and light weight about 110 with the most friendly attitude any can ask for.

Ten minutes back rub and flip. She couldn't offer BBBJ because someone infected her lips. CBJ / CFs. I like when MT engaged in the session. Otherwise, it a no brainer for me to repeat.

Afterward I asked for a stamp card and I mention Jojo give me one and she said Jojo will be back soon.

[Sticker]

Hey Sticker, I tried to message you asking you privately what HYA stands for, but your message folders have maxed out. Sorry I'm not creative enough to figure out HYA by myself. Lift Her Up.

Yup, and if you scroll down below to other threads, there's also the Hot Young Asians OC, although it's inclusive of Escorts, AMPs, etc.

[SBlender55]

Front pubic area and butt crevice wax 90 total. Tiffany confirmed MILF (are those melons real?

Very accessibly dressed (allows utc).

She also had some thick latina that helped out who wasnt too attractive.

Waxing hurt like a ***** but seems like she knows what she's doing.

HE was offered among other things so took her up on that. Pretty typical HE.

May return for waxing but unsure.

Hows her massage?

Are you calling Tiffany MILF? She's waaayyyy past GILF.

[NailBoiz1]

Still serving extras. Although she's putting on a few extra pounds and showing her age a bit. But she still has a great ass and great set of man mades.

I guess for sure it's YMMV.

[Fe Maiden]

Hey Sticker, I tried to message you asking you privately what HYA stands for, but your message folders have maxed out. Sorry I'm not creative enough to figure out HYA by myself.

Lift Her Up.

Hot Young Asian.

[Lift Her Up]

. . . her head was tilting upward as she panted while to staring down at the hammer fucking she was receiving. . .

Hey Sticker, I tried to message you asking you privately what HYA stands for, but your message folders have maxed out. Sorry I'm not creative enough to figure out HYA by myself.

Lift Her Up.

[New8888]

Against my better judgment, I made a second appointment at Believe with Ivy, the HYA who denied me FS the first time because supposedly my soldier is too big for her. But since she's pretty in face and bod, and she gives a serviceable BBBJ, etc, I texted management and said I was willing to play with Ivy again if she would agree to FS. Management sent me "Yes," but after she comes to the room and recognizes me, she says "No sex, no fuck, you too big. " (So much for management verification, eh)?

I said thanks but no thanks and said I'd take Lisa instead. Ivy didn't seem disappointed that she was missing out on her tip, and went to fetch Lisa, with whom I've played three times there previously. Fortunately, Lisa was readily available, and it was off to the races. In one memorable sex-session segment when Lisa was perpendicular on the massage table, and I stood with her long legs over my shoulders, her head was tilting upward as she panted while to staring down at the hammer fucking she was receiving. Then, as she started to lose it, her head dropped down and her eyes were rolling back as she came. Later, in doggy, she was reaching under to cradle my eggs for extra stimulation to make for a heckuva blast.

Lisa is always friendly and passionate, even if she's not my preferred physical type. She has a GND face, and around 5'8" is just a few inches shorter than me. (I like petite girlies). But her bod is decent, she has great BBBJ skills, she's multi-orgasmic, and we had another satisfying session.

If I could have had a session like that with Ivy, it would have been a stellar experience, but I still had a fun time.

My first time there is Lisa and #5 time is her too. Haha she is good. I still have my full VIP car also got a new 1 time car too. Didn't use it when it was full.

[Sticker]

Against my better judgment, I made a second appointment at Believe with Ivy, the HYA who denied me FS the first time because supposedly my soldier is too big for her. But since she's pretty in face and bod, and she gives a serviceable BBBJ, etc, I texted management and said I was willing to play with Ivy again if she would agree to FS. Management sent me "Yes," but after she comes to the room and recognizes me, she says "No sex, no fuck, you too big. " (So much for management verification, eh)?

I said thanks but no thanks and said I'd take Lisa instead. Ivy didn't seem disappointed that she was missing out on her tip, and went to fetch Lisa, with whom I've played three times there previously. Fortunately, Lisa was readily available, and it was off to the races. In one memorable sex-session segment when Lisa was perpendicular on the massage table, and I stood with her long legs over my shoulders, her head was tilting upward as she panted while to staring down at the hammer fucking she was receiving. Then, as she started to lose it, her head dropped down and her eyes were rolling back as she came. Later, in doggy, she was reaching under to cradle my eggs for extra stimulation to make for a heckuva blast.

Lisa is always friendly and passionate, even if she's not my preferred physical type. She has a GND face, and around 5'8" is just a few inches shorter than me. (I like petite girlies). But her bod is decent, she has great BBBJ skills, she's multi-orgasmic, and we had another satisfying session.

If I could have had a session like that with Ivy, it would have been a stellar experience, but I still had a fun time.

[RBFSyndrome]

Didn't know they have latina. Did she do massage?

I'd imagine so. She's not a looker tho. But thick with big melons.

[New8888]

Front pubic area and butt crevice wax 90 total. Tiffany confirmed MILF (are those melons real?

Very accessibly dressed (allows utc).

She also had some thick latina that helped out who wasnt too attractive.

Waxing hurt like a ***** but seems like she knows what she's doing.

HE was offered among other things so took her up on that. Pretty typical HE.

May return for waxing but unsure.

Hows her massage?

Didn't know they have latina. Did she do massage?

[KammyMike]

Saw few reviews on Lulu at MHF. If you don't want a legit massage, don't request Lulu.

Been there many times but Lulu was a disappointment.

She was out of reach the entire hour.

Zero communication, I admit she's petite and young but zero experience.

The only talent she had was holding up one finger in one hand and a fist on the other hand motions up / down.

On my way out she chased me for a tip and I only had big bills and was not giving her any of that.

I asked pps for change, gave a $10 said to pps not happy and returned visit. He suggested Sasha for next time.

[RBFSyndrome]

Front pubic area and butt crevice wax 90 total. Tiffany confirmed MILF (are those melons real?

Very accessibly dressed (allows utc).

She also had some thick latina that helped out who wasnt too attractive.

Waxing hurt like a ***** but seems like she knows what she's doing.

HE was offered among other things so took her up on that. Pretty typical HE.

May return for waxing but unsure.

Hows her massage?