Rants and Stupid shit in Orange County

[Sexaholic777]

Is it just me or are these nightfunpages all just fake leads? They all end up as mps that are known to be written by trolls.

Been to kims only once and I thought it was whatever. Just start roaming around her leg casually once massage starts. This signals the masseuse you are there for a reason. 99% of the time, they will finish you off. I've even had HE at a legit spot by simply just asking for it LOL but got to be adamant. Only been turned down once but this was at a spot in la where I was going in blind.

The worst they can do is just move away from your roaming if they arent down for that. Also, its ok to ask for things like water, close the door, etc. You are the client, not the reverse. Stand your ground and don't let them throw you around.

Night fun pages has the same ads as bedpage. They are legit ads. This should be in the rant and stupid shit section. You are off topic.

Yes they are mps. I don't see what's the difference. MPs / houses. If your cock gets sucked. I don't see an issue LOL.

[RBFSyndrome]

Is it just me or are these nightfunpages all just fake leads? They all end up as mps that are known to be written by trolls.

Disclaimer: frequent BW, been to Air a few times and a few others so I'm not necessarily a noob.

Went here based off of your review. Probably one of the better massages I've ever had, and that's counting the legit places. Got Summer, who wasn't bad looking. Only thing is she didn't finish me off. Maybe because I gave a wholesome appearance, they probably thought I was there for a legit massage. On my way out, an athletic lady was checking in so maybe they figured I was a mainstreamer. Also one little grip was she left a crack in the door so it was never closed the whole time. I'd love to go back for a proper massage and get properly finished off. Any tips on how to do this?

Been to kims only once and I thought it was whatever. Just start roaming around her leg casually once massage starts. This signals the masseuse you are there for a reason. 99% of the time, they will finish you off. I've even had HE at a legit spot by simply just asking for it LOL but got to be adamant. Only been turned down once but this was at a spot in la where I was going in blind.

The worst they can do is just move away from your roaming if they arent down for that. Also, its ok to ask for things like water, close the door, etc. You are the client, not the reverse. Stand your ground and don't let them throw you around.

[HapaBoy86]

Haha! I've seen those women. I would stop by the food court for a break from work when I was in the area during the week. I would go upstairs to check out those Vietnamese MILFs in the jewelry shops on both sides of the counter. The shopping MILFs were by themselves. Perhaps the shopping MILFs were checking out merchandise and cutting pre-deals on what they will get hobbies to buy. Fake boobs, butts, lips and eyes all paid for by their husbands / boyfriends.

I've even spotted Chinese massage providers shopping with monger boyfriends in the mall. They were dressed more modestly than those Vietnamese MILFs, though.

Just got back from visiting my neighbors stall and the hot viet milfs are out and even the young ones looking for there Gold. I guess it summer now and they want there new bling bling.

To show off in Vegas clubs and pool parties. LOL.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

I'm responding to recent comments on the Massage Parlor thread because I think the discussion is better suited to this one, since it doesn't deal directly with helping us find women for sex.

First of all, I'm thanking Grimmy for his posts number 32844 and 32852. We are very fortunate to have such a knowledgeable and thoughtful guy helping us out, what breadth and depth of experience he has. I've never had any reason myself to doubt anything he's written, or felt like poking fun at him. Enough said.

Then, with regard to the history of some of the cities mentioned, this is what I've had in the 70's and 80's. In Huntington Beach in 1979 I got HJ's at an MP called Kawai. Also there was a place farther up Beach called Romans that advertised heavily in the Los Angeles Free Press, which at the time was the go-to place for MP ads. Next to that BTW we had the telephone book's yellow pages. In Irvine near the airport I think on Birch in the 80's there was a place where I got vigorous CFS. I remember the girl twisting below me, feigning to be struggling. They were odd sessions because PPS would first take my keys. I remember the room seemed to have all artifical walls, and there was a little mirror on one of them. I sort of wondered whether it was a one-way mirror, oh brother. And then in Costa Mesa at Fullerton and Cabrillo there was this little yellow house with the sign out front, Abraxis. At the time I didn't know enough Freudian psych to get it. Anyway I remember her trying to make me shoot my load up onto my face. What a joy. Also I remember that was the first time I felt a "done" boob. Really hard and unnatural. I felt sort of bad that she'd gone through surgery to please men and that this was the result. Over on Park at 18th there was A-Park Massage. That was the first time I was asked for. 25 for a HJ, which usually ran. 15. Again, about 1978. And there was a place way up on Newport that was good too.

Lift Her Up.

More like 2006, there used to be a massage shop on east side of Beach, between Ellis and Talbert. Near that used Sports shop. It was kinda legit but I got quite a few handies in there. There was a Korean place on the west side of Beach Talbert and Beach (near the Coffee Bean) where you got a nice private room and handy. But that place got closed down. There was another little place with Koreans on Beach and Constantine near IHOP with older Korean ladies but good service. That to went down. They all went down. So I would go down Beach to Stanton north of the 22 -a bunch of places with Vietnamese over there. Really cheap. Maybe $20 or $25 house.

[Punter1]

Abraxis, wow that brings back memories. Several fun places on Birch back then.

Thanks for nudge to the old grey cells!

Punter1.

[Lift Her Up]

The place on Birch was just over the line in NB. Sorry.

[Lift Her Up]

I'm responding to recent comments on the Massage Parlor thread because I think the discussion is better suited to this one, since it doesn't deal directly with helping us find women for sex.

First of all, I'm thanking Grimmy for his posts number 32844 and 32852. We are very fortunate to have such a knowledgeable and thoughtful guy helping us out, what breadth and depth of experience he has. I've never had any reason myself to doubt anything he's written, or felt like poking fun at him. Enough said.

Then, with regard to the history of some of the cities mentioned, this is what I've had in the 70's and 80's. In Huntington Beach in 1979 I got HJ's at an MP called Kawai. Also there was a place farther up Beach called Romans that advertised heavily in the Los Angeles Free Press, which at the time was the go-to place for MP ads. Next to that BTW we had the telephone book's yellow pages. In Irvine near the airport I think on Birch in the 80's there was a place where I got vigorous CFS. I remember the girl twisting below me, feigning to be struggling. They were odd sessions because PPS would first take my keys. I remember the room seemed to have all artifical walls, and there was a little mirror on one of them. I sort of wondered whether it was a one-way mirror, oh brother. And then in Costa Mesa at Fullerton and Cabrillo there was this little yellow house with the sign out front, Abraxis. At the time I didn't know enough Freudian psych to get it. Anyway I remember her trying to make me shoot my load up onto my face. What a joy. Also I remember that was the first time I felt a "done" boob. Really hard and unnatural. I felt sort of bad that she'd gone through surgery to please men and that this was the result. Over on Park at 18th there was A-Park Massage. That was the first time I was asked for. 25 for a HJ, which usually ran. 15. Again, about 1978. And there was a place way up on Newport that was good too.

Lift Her Up.

[Bronco]

Finally got this site back on my phone. Almost impossible to get this site to open on my phone. No problem on my computer.

[Caribe]

My neighbor is Viet and she owns a jewelry stall upstairs and on the weekends sometimes I go hangout at her stall to just chill out and people watch occasionally.

And, especially look at the Viet Milfs with fake boobs jobs and there yellow fever sugar daddy husbands.

Haha! I've seen those women. I would stop by the food court for a break from work when I was in the area during the week. I would go upstairs to check out those Vietnamese MILFs in the jewelry shops on both sides of the counter. The shopping MILFs were by themselves. Perhaps the shopping MILFs were checking out merchandise and cutting pre-deals on what they will get hobbies to buy. Fake boobs, butts, lips and eyes all paid for by their husbands / boyfriends.

I've even spotted Chinese massage providers shopping with monger boyfriends in the mall. They were dressed more modestly than those Vietnamese MILFs, though.

[DanCramerOc]

What I find really weird is when some monger can't think up something to say, trolls this site, then uses your words on another. Check out what this guy says.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...-ana-ca-140404#review-1935834.

Of course based on my post here.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...orts&p=6439321#post6439321.

Just a rant.

[Voyeurism]

This culture is nothing less than bribing. Such practice disturb the market equilibrium.

In restaurants you call it tip.

In spa its donation.

In school its management fee.

In job its kick-back.

In govt its corruption.

To each his own can't BUY anything without money because they never earn reputation.

As there are many opinions on tipping, I'll respond here rather than on the Massage Parlors site, so hopefully reports there can continue to primarily focus on AMP experiences, including the good, bad and fugly, rather than be bogged down with tipping do's and don'ts.

I have been a hobbyist for more than three decades, and depending on the place, I often will withhold the tip until after the services have been rendered. That said, I am here (like most of us) to serve my own insatiable needs, and I have learned that tipping is not a one-size-fits all practice. TIP, as an acronym, likely came about in the 17th century in Britain taverns, and stood for To Insure Promptness, so that patrons in packed places could get there brews poured and delivered to them more quickly. And of course it evolved from there, varying greatly all over the globe. Let's use Japan as an example. It's not a tipping culture, which is fine. And in my times there, if I was hooking up with a girl for certain sensory delights, I was asked to pay the amount up front. No problem.

While putting myself through college as a waiter, I learned the value of providing stellar service, and while it was still the custom to receive a tip after the bill was rendered, there were more than a few people who would slip the matre D's tips to get a great table, and sooner. Just like in nightclubs. If I didn't know the doorman, I'd palm him a $20 (again, this was ages ago, so $20 was good), to not have to wait in line.

These days, if I'm having a sit-down meal, I'll often hand the busser $5 when she or he first brings water. It's amazing how such a minor gesture helps ensure a better dining experience. A lot of people complain about how you see a tip jar in virtually every type of establishment these days, saying that they are already getting paid, so why bother? I guess it just depends on you, your circumstances, and your frame of mine.

I have discretionary income, and I choose how to share it as I like. With parlors, independents, strip clubs, etc. , if I believe that providing advance monetary incentives may help me get a more satisfying experience, that's what I do. Even though on rare occasions I might get burnt, my batting average is pretty damn high.

Others have said that if some of us tip too much, or tip in advance, we are spoiling it for other mongers. While I can appreciate that some mongers are on tighter budgets, my goal in this hobby is to satisfy my own selfish needs, so that's how I play it.

To each his own.

[HapaBoy86]

That white / gray hair is definitely more noticeable. Because of that and maybe because of heredity, I've seen college age Asian men with graying hair. Gray hair is not just a male trait. Dye jobs are an Asian female must! I love going to the Asian Garden Mall, in Westminster, and seeing these 70 something Vietnamese grannies with shocking black hair put up in a bun. They are accompanied by their white haired husbands and their graying sons.

My neighbor is Viet and she owns a jewelry stall upstairs and on the weekends sometimes I go hangout at her stall to just chill out and people watch occasionally.

And, especially look at the Viet Milfs with fake boobs jobs and there yellow fever sugar daddy husbands.

[Caribe]

Yep, I've seen some pretty young girls with traces of grey. My wife started getting them in her mid 20's. So it really isn't tied into age as much as people think. It's especially noticeable if they have darker hair.

That white / gray hair is definitely more noticeable. Because of that and maybe because of heredity, I've seen college age Asian men with graying hair. Gray hair is not just a male trait. Dye jobs are an Asian female must! I love going to the Asian Garden Mall, in Westminster, and seeing these 70 something Vietnamese grannies with shocking black hair put up in a bun. They are accompanied by their white haired husbands and their graying sons.

[Sticker]

As there are many opinions on tipping, I'll respond here rather than on the Massage Parlors site, so hopefully reports there can continue to primarily focus on AMP experiences, including the good, bad and fugly, rather than be bogged down with tipping do's and don'ts.

I have been a hobbyist for more than three decades, and depending on the place, I often will withhold the tip until after the services have been rendered. That said, I am here (like most of us) to serve my own insatiable needs, and I have learned that tipping is not a one-size-fits all practice. TIP, as an acronym, likely came about in the 17th century in Britain taverns, and stood for To Insure Promptness, so that patrons in packed places could get there brews poured and delivered to them more quickly. And of course it evolved from there, varying greatly all over the globe. Let's use Japan as an example. It's not a tipping culture, which is fine. And in my times there, if I was hooking up with a girl for certain sensory delights, I was asked to pay the amount up front. No problem.

While putting myself through college as a waiter, I learned the value of providing stellar service, and while it was still the custom to receive a tip after the bill was rendered, there were more than a few people who would slip the matre D's tips to get a great table, and sooner. Just like in nightclubs. If I didn't know the doorman, I'd palm him a $20 (again, this was ages ago, so $20 was good), to not have to wait in line.

These days, if I'm having a sit-down meal, I'll often hand the busser $5 when she or he first brings water. It's amazing how such a minor gesture helps ensure a better dining experience. A lot of people complain about how you see a tip jar in virtually every type of establishment these days, saying that they are already getting paid, so why bother? I guess it just depends on you, your circumstances, and your frame of mine.

I have discretionary income, and I choose how to share it as I like. With parlors, independents, strip clubs, etc. , if I believe that providing advance monetary incentives may help me get a more satisfying experience, that's what I do. Even though on rare occasions I might get burnt, my batting average is pretty damn high.

Others have said that if some of us tip too much, or tip in advance, we are spoiling it for other mongers. While I can appreciate that some mongers are on tighter budgets, my goal in this hobby is to satisfy my own selfish needs, so that's how I play it.

To each his own.

[Grimmy23]

I knew a 17-year-old, one for sure and I think two, who had a few gray hairs on their head. One from Hong Kong, one White girl. (No I didn't screw them, I knew them in other venues.).

Lift Her Up.

Yep, I've seen some pretty young girls with traces of grey. My wife started getting them in her mid 20's. So it really isn't tied into age as much as people think. It's especially noticeable if they have darker hair.