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**Mr Plumber** · 05-08-23 20:46

Originally Posted by Slammer6008 [View Original Post]

I think Lulu would be more playful if you guys would tip better like the one old guy that was trying to tip 1980 prices. You want all this romance but you don't want to pay for it. You guys might just want to all go in on a donkey.

I'm thinkin' it's time for a Tijuana run! I promise I'll tip the donkey almost as much as I tip the stripper. Maybe a bit more if the donkey's cuter.

**BigBoDonk** · 05-08-23 19:06

Originally Posted by Voyeurism [View Original Post]

I guess he is referring to are* Garden Spa.

Don't disclose all secrets my friend. I will exchange this info to any latina hotel info.

**Slammer6008** · 05-08-23 16:52

Originally Posted by MrPlumber [View Original Post]

Very true. It would be nice if she was more playful and took some initiative during the warm up. I don't expect that with her anymore and just pleasantly control the show. There are things Lulu and Sasha won't do that I really prefer, like, suck cock. If they didn't make up for that in other ways, I'd move on. So far, they sufficiently deliver.

I think Lulu would be more playful if you guys would tip better like the one old guy that was trying to tip 1980 prices. You want all this romance but you don't want to pay for it. You guys might just want to all go in on a donkey.

**Voyeurism** · 05-08-23 16:41

I guess he is referring to are* Garden Spa.

Originally Posted by Herelookfor [View Original Post]

Does this place have a name? You can PM if you prefer.

**Herelookfor** · 05-08-23 15:14

Originally Posted by BigBoDonk [View Original Post]

So this place on Warner and Fairview is amazing. You get good massage and then (not always) they offer more. The prices are adjusted to recession. Milfs are 6 ish on schale of 1 to 10. But dang pussies are tight.

Does this place have a name? You can PM if you prefer.

**BigBoDonk** · 05-08-23 13:11

Originally Posted by WhoreMaster91 [View Original Post]

Real pics?

It is GPS. Bruh I can get 10 girls for 400. Same or better quality.

**BigBoDonk** · 05-08-23 13:10

So this place on Warner and Fairview is amazing. You get good massage and then (not always) they offer more. The prices are adjusted to recession. Milfs are 6 ish on schale of 1 to 10. But dang pussies are tight.

**Mr Plumber** · 05-08-23 08:25

Originally Posted by HeartlessJay [View Original Post]

I've enjoyed Lulu twice now, and although she's got a great body and seems to enjoy her job, she's terrible at the tease. Like zero tease right up to the point of penetration. Both times she's trying to roll the cover on a half limp pecker. Yes, the job gets done, but she needs some serious coaching. Great body though, jumbo breasts with nice fat nipples.

Very true. It would be nice if she was more playful and took some initiative during the warm up. I don't expect that with her anymore and just pleasantly control the show. There are things Lulu and Sasha won't do that I really prefer, like, suck cock. If they didn't make up for that in other ways, I'd move on. So far, they sufficiently deliver.

**Mr Plumber** · 05-08-23 08:21

Originally Posted by Sticker [View Original Post]

Like many AMPs these days, especially the ones with cameras in the rooms like at Believe, where they can monitor the lobby and interior hallways, they always ask for the tip up front. So they take the HF and tip out with them and secure it before coming back. Safer for them that way. If you've tipped enough for FS, they come back with a condom. Since this is the routine there, I show them that I brought my own Magnum so they know the drill. Showed it to Ivy, too, so she was well aware of my intentions but chose to play games. Now that I've had a chat with management, I don't think I'll have that issue with any other girls there again.

Never. Tip. Up. Front.

If they ask, I politely say 'No. I tip after. ' If they demand, I politely repeat myself. If they persist, I dress, ask for my house fee back, and bounce out of there. WAY too many options to succumb to that nonsense. Ever.

**WhoreMaster 91** · 05-08-23 07:20

Originally Posted by Sexaholic777 [View Original Post]

Tried her. https://us-orangecounty.bedpage.com/.../22976537.html.

She is in her twenties. Good fuck and suck for sure. Tight body. But hey it's worth the $400.

And I knew she showered before and after. She makes you showers once you walk-in.

Tasty seafood and playful.

Real pics?

**Heartless Jay** · 05-08-23 01:03

Originally Posted by MrPlumber [View Original Post]

Been enjoying the triad of Lisa, Lulu and Sasha at MHF on Bolsa. All consistent, reliable and full-service fun, as long as Aunt Flo isn't in town.
Mr. P.

I've enjoyed Lulu twice now, and although she's got a great body and seems to enjoy her job, she's terrible at the tease. Like zero tease right up to the point of penetration. Both times she's trying to roll the cover on a half limp pecker. Yes, the job gets done, but she needs some serious coaching. Great body though, jumbo breasts with nice fat nipples.

**Sexaholic777** · 05-07-23 21:48

Tried her. https://us-orangecounty.bedpage.com/.../22976537.html.

She is in her twenties. Good fuck and suck for sure. Tight body. But hey it's worth the $400.

And I knew she showered before and after. She makes you showers once you walk-in.

Tasty seafood and playful.

**Sexaholic777** · 05-07-23 20:31

Saw new girl Lulu or Layla.

https://nightfunpages.com/come-on-ov...er-30-minutes/

Total $140 $40 for house and $100 for the girl.

Nice b plus tits. Small waist. Long blondish hair.

Rarity in these days!

**Sexaholic777** · 05-07-23 20:27

Originally Posted by DarkRoomDaddy [View Original Post]

When I eat out, I see how the food and service are first before deciding the tip. Giving money to girls just doing it for the money, then leaves it up to them to deliver what they see fit. At the minimum, with a new girl, verify you are on the same page. When they try to stiff you like this. You say "ok no problem. I come back next week when you are off the pad. For now, lets just for some other fun, but first give me back 40 clams. Next week when we meet again, we'll go back to full tip. ".

How much lube did you taste? Just wondering. I never eat out any seafood. They don't shower like the girls at Burlington in Vegas.

**Sexaholic777** · 05-07-23 20:25

Originally Posted by MrPlumber [View Original Post]

Been enjoying the triad of Lisa, Lulu and Sasha at MHF on Bolsa. All consistent, reliable and full-service fun, as long as Aunt Flo isn't in town. Called last Tuesday and PPS says 'no' when I ask for Lulu, then Sasha, then Lisa. 'All busy now. ' So as I'm about to hang up he says, 'New girl Judy. ' I'm hoping he's not referring to Jun (I've been told his wife) but decided to take a chance because, well. Boner.

I arrive and meet Judy at the curtain to her stall, give her a gentle hug and a "Mihow Ma"(SP) and begin to strip off. She waits at the closed curtain and smiles as I perch my naked self and Mr. Woodcock at the edge of the table. She's a bit taller than the others, very slim with gentle curves. She approaches and stands between my spread legs and we embrace. This immediately turns into gentle stroking of our bodies, exploring up, down and all around.

A nice firm body, smooth ass and natural B titties. Gentle kisses on the lips, cheek, neck, collar bone and between her 'lady lumps. ' Things are heating up quickly. She asks me to lay face down and she gets right to work on the balzak and erect dick. Good use of oil to lubricate while she works her magic with her hands. Even begins to explore la puerta negra, which I'm usually not interested in but with her I literally 'let it slide. '.

And she did just that. Her middle digit is very long and slender, with a well-manicured nail. Slowly, gently, while scratching my nutzak with her finger nails on one hand she continues to penetrate deeper and deeper into my exit door, until she's gently rubbing my prostate. A very slow back and forth over that bump, the nut scratching, then cock stroking, nearly put me over the top. And I would have been good with that.

But she had more on her mind. She lifts my bone-hard dick up between my legs and starts gently sucking. The lube, her gentle lips, the sucking / slurping sounds, I was hot and ready to bang this late 30-ish woman.

I rolled over and she stood beside the table. I gently put my right hand over her crotch and pressed upward. The warm moistness told the story and she didn't hesitate to remove her pants and T-back. She crawled up on the table, placing her muff directly over my mouth and her mouth directly on my ready to pop pecker. The excellent suck job continued while I scarfed her clean bald kitty. And just as I'm about to blow she switches to hand job and strokes out a good load. And keeps stroking. And stroking. And stroking. Until I start laughing from the intensity and she finally stops and squeezes the fully expressed dick.

This was the best of all my MHF experiences, and there's been a lot of good ones. While I'm cleaning up and getting dressed, I asked her when she works and she said 'This week only. I go San Diego. ' As much as I wanted to revisit this experience, I knew work commitments wouldn't give me time. And like a doltz, I didn't ask her number nor she mine. I gave her 5 Jacksons for her time, which had her beaming and trotting around the table to hug and DFK until I could feel Mr. Plumber's wrench start to stiffen again.

If any of you gents had the good fortune to visit Judy during her short stay, I've no doubt you, too, enjoyed time with her. A consummate professional, acting all the right lines and behaviors to bring joy. To me anyway.

Mr. P.

Damn she's gone LOL.