Massage Parlor Reports

**BigBoDonk** · 05-08-23 13:10

So this place on Warner and Fairview is amazing. You get good massage and then (not always) they offer more. The prices are adjusted to recession. Milfs are 6 ish on schale of 1 to 10. But dang pussies are tight.

**Mr Plumber** · 05-08-23 08:25

Originally Posted by HeartlessJay [View Original Post]

I've enjoyed Lulu twice now, and although she's got a great body and seems to enjoy her job, she's terrible at the tease. Like zero tease right up to the point of penetration. Both times she's trying to roll the cover on a half limp pecker. Yes, the job gets done, but she needs some serious coaching. Great body though, jumbo breasts with nice fat nipples.

Very true. It would be nice if she was more playful and took some initiative during the warm up. I don't expect that with her anymore and just pleasantly control the show. There are things Lulu and Sasha won't do that I really prefer, like, suck cock. If they didn't make up for that in other ways, I'd move on. So far, they sufficiently deliver.

**Mr Plumber** · 05-08-23 08:21

Originally Posted by Sticker [View Original Post]

Like many AMPs these days, especially the ones with cameras in the rooms like at Believe, where they can monitor the lobby and interior hallways, they always ask for the tip up front. So they take the HF and tip out with them and secure it before coming back. Safer for them that way. If you've tipped enough for FS, they come back with a condom. Since this is the routine there, I show them that I brought my own Magnum so they know the drill. Showed it to Ivy, too, so she was well aware of my intentions but chose to play games. Now that I've had a chat with management, I don't think I'll have that issue with any other girls there again.

Never. Tip. Up. Front.

If they ask, I politely say 'No. I tip after. ' If they demand, I politely repeat myself. If they persist, I dress, ask for my house fee back, and bounce out of there. WAY too many options to succumb to that nonsense. Ever.

**WhoreMaster 91** · 05-08-23 07:20

Originally Posted by Sexaholic777 [View Original Post]

Tried her. https://us-orangecounty.bedpage.com/.../22976537.html.

She is in her twenties. Good fuck and suck for sure. Tight body. But hey it's worth the $400.

And I knew she showered before and after. She makes you showers once you walk-in.

Tasty seafood and playful.

Real pics?

**Heartless Jay** · 05-08-23 01:03

Originally Posted by MrPlumber [View Original Post]

Been enjoying the triad of Lisa, Lulu and Sasha at MHF on Bolsa. All consistent, reliable and full-service fun, as long as Aunt Flo isn't in town.
Mr. P.

I've enjoyed Lulu twice now, and although she's got a great body and seems to enjoy her job, she's terrible at the tease. Like zero tease right up to the point of penetration. Both times she's trying to roll the cover on a half limp pecker. Yes, the job gets done, but she needs some serious coaching. Great body though, jumbo breasts with nice fat nipples.

**Sexaholic777** · 05-07-23 21:48

Tried her. https://us-orangecounty.bedpage.com/.../22976537.html.

She is in her twenties. Good fuck and suck for sure. Tight body. But hey it's worth the $400.

And I knew she showered before and after. She makes you showers once you walk-in.

Tasty seafood and playful.

**Sexaholic777** · 05-07-23 20:31

Saw new girl Lulu or Layla.

https://nightfunpages.com/come-on-ov...er-30-minutes/

Total $140 $40 for house and $100 for the girl.

Nice b plus tits. Small waist. Long blondish hair.

Rarity in these days!

**Sexaholic777** · 05-07-23 20:27

Originally Posted by DarkRoomDaddy [View Original Post]

When I eat out, I see how the food and service are first before deciding the tip. Giving money to girls just doing it for the money, then leaves it up to them to deliver what they see fit. At the minimum, with a new girl, verify you are on the same page. When they try to stiff you like this. You say "ok no problem. I come back next week when you are off the pad. For now, lets just for some other fun, but first give me back 40 clams. Next week when we meet again, we'll go back to full tip. ".

How much lube did you taste? Just wondering. I never eat out any seafood. They don't shower like the girls at Burlington in Vegas.

**Sexaholic777** · 05-07-23 20:25

Originally Posted by MrPlumber [View Original Post]

Been enjoying the triad of Lisa, Lulu and Sasha at MHF on Bolsa. All consistent, reliable and full-service fun, as long as Aunt Flo isn't in town. Called last Tuesday and PPS says 'no' when I ask for Lulu, then Sasha, then Lisa. 'All busy now. ' So as I'm about to hang up he says, 'New girl Judy. ' I'm hoping he's not referring to Jun (I've been told his wife) but decided to take a chance because, well. Boner.

I arrive and meet Judy at the curtain to her stall, give her a gentle hug and a "Mihow Ma"(SP) and begin to strip off. She waits at the closed curtain and smiles as I perch my naked self and Mr. Woodcock at the edge of the table. She's a bit taller than the others, very slim with gentle curves. She approaches and stands between my spread legs and we embrace. This immediately turns into gentle stroking of our bodies, exploring up, down and all around.

A nice firm body, smooth ass and natural B titties. Gentle kisses on the lips, cheek, neck, collar bone and between her 'lady lumps. ' Things are heating up quickly. She asks me to lay face down and she gets right to work on the balzak and erect dick. Good use of oil to lubricate while she works her magic with her hands. Even begins to explore la puerta negra, which I'm usually not interested in but with her I literally 'let it slide. '.

And she did just that. Her middle digit is very long and slender, with a well-manicured nail. Slowly, gently, while scratching my nutzak with her finger nails on one hand she continues to penetrate deeper and deeper into my exit door, until she's gently rubbing my prostate. A very slow back and forth over that bump, the nut scratching, then cock stroking, nearly put me over the top. And I would have been good with that.

But she had more on her mind. She lifts my bone-hard dick up between my legs and starts gently sucking. The lube, her gentle lips, the sucking / slurping sounds, I was hot and ready to bang this late 30-ish woman.

I rolled over and she stood beside the table. I gently put my right hand over her crotch and pressed upward. The warm moistness told the story and she didn't hesitate to remove her pants and T-back. She crawled up on the table, placing her muff directly over my mouth and her mouth directly on my ready to pop pecker. The excellent suck job continued while I scarfed her clean bald kitty. And just as I'm about to blow she switches to hand job and strokes out a good load. And keeps stroking. And stroking. And stroking. Until I start laughing from the intensity and she finally stops and squeezes the fully expressed dick.

This was the best of all my MHF experiences, and there's been a lot of good ones. While I'm cleaning up and getting dressed, I asked her when she works and she said 'This week only. I go San Diego. ' As much as I wanted to revisit this experience, I knew work commitments wouldn't give me time. And like a doltz, I didn't ask her number nor she mine. I gave her 5 Jacksons for her time, which had her beaming and trotting around the table to hug and DFK until I could feel Mr. Plumber's wrench start to stiffen again.

If any of you gents had the good fortune to visit Judy during her short stay, I've no doubt you, too, enjoyed time with her. A consummate professional, acting all the right lines and behaviors to bring joy. To me anyway.

Mr. P.

Damn she's gone LOL.

**Sexaholic777** · 05-07-23 20:22

Originally Posted by Sticker [View Original Post]

Like many AMPs these days, especially the ones with cameras in the rooms like at Believe, where they can monitor the lobby and interior hallways, they always ask for the tip up front. So they take the HF and tip out with them and secure it before coming back. Safer for them that way. If you've tipped enough for FS, they come back with a condom. Since this is the routine there, I show them that I brought my own Magnum so they know the drill. Showed it to Ivy, too, so she was well aware of my intentions but chose to play games. Now that I've had a chat with management, I don't think I'll have that issue with any other girls there again.

You all think you can control the situation. These people weren't born yesterday.

**Grunion Runner** · 05-07-23 15:35

I've been in this hobby for a year now and here are a few of my reports:

Healthy Spa (GG / Mag).

Went in cause I read I could get a "legit massage" on these forums. I showed up on a Friday and a 30-something, slim Viet chick takes my money. I ask for an hour, she says half only I pay the half, and get taken to the back room. She wears a blue Vietnamese dress and some sandals. She gives one of the weakest massages I've ever had. On the flip she tells me she'll do body to body for $$. I talk her down to $ . 6. I'm on my back and she's just grinding her body on me. I have my hands on her ass, she's topless but has her underwear on for some reason. As she's mounted on me and grinding on slip my hand down the back of her panties and start playing with the chocolate star fish. She laughs and smacks me and tells me to stop.

This lame body to body goes on for a while I told her I wanted everything and she says no body to body only. She grinds away, again hand on her ass, I pull her panties to the side and start sliding her minge on my unit. She gets into it a bit. She doesn't say no, just that she doesn't want to get pregnant. I tell her she won't. She keeps grinding her kitty on my thicc kielbasa. After a bit I time her grind with a thrust of my own and I get in. She shudders a bit but doesn't say no. Now she's mounted and this became BBFS. She keeps saying she doesn't want to get pregnant. She asks if I have a girlfriend. I tell her no. I tell her I like Vietnamese girls and name an ex of mine with her Vietnamese first name. She tells me she wants a boyfriend. She kisses me a bit keep fucking in cowgirl then we hear a bell and see in the in room monitor another john at the door. She quickly gets off, dresses, and goes to the door.

She comes back, tells me I'm way over time. Apologizes, grabs my phone out of my shorts and asks me to unlock it. She put her name and number in my contacts (Ly) and told me to take her out some time.

I did. I took her to get poki on her day off and we smashed at my place. Haven't been back since.

Lovely Massage (Katella / Mag).

Viet Grannies. Good massage, with hot stones. They climb on my back and work out the kinks in my back, glutes, and hams with their knees. Other than that it's a normal jack shack. I like going here after I do leg workouts. One of the girls, T, will pull down her panties, cover my left hand in massage oil and let me FIV. She really grinds into it while she tugs away with one hand and massages my chode / fingers my ass with the other.

Nature Oriental (Bolsa / Beach).

This is is where I popped my MP cherry a year ago. It's very mixed as they're constantly changing the girls around. My very first time was with a lady named Helen, 40-something fit Chinese MILF. Going was daunting. I paid for the hour and she gave a legit massage. When I was on my belly she'd grab my chorizo and give "ooooo so big" and other jeers. On the flip she gestured hand or mouth. I said I wanted it all and she laughed nervously and said she couldn't. I have a decently long piece on me, but the girth is that freaks women out.

She insisted she couldn't handle me. I was so nervous, I opted for the oral interview and was unable to finish. She got tired, kept flexing her jaw, and switched to hand. I still couldn't finish. She got tired and I finished myself off. Afterwards I got up to get dressed and she told me not to, to wait, she'd get me water. Two minutes later I see her and two girls coming to my room. She had my water in hand and she was talking to the girls in Chinese. One of the girls rolled her eyes, turned around and walked away. Helen then says in English "He is super man with super cock. " The other girl, who I would see a week later named Amy, told me "Next time honey you come see me. ".

Tulip (Beach (Naugles)).

Went in on a Friday after work. Was attended to by a women named Candy. She gave a legit massage with the knee grinding on the back. On the flip she got tired then leaned in and asked "You kiss poo-see?" Proceded to 69. She even threw a little BBBJ in there. Haven't been back since.

88 Body Massage (Chapman /57).

I've been here twice, on Saturdays. First time I asked for the hour and was told half only, second time I went it was the same girl and said an hour was ok.

Lady is in her 40's, tan, slender but can tell she's had kids. Below average massage on the first visit, on the flip I asked for FS and she obliged. She ended up liking it a lot, I noticed a giant wet spot on the table topper from her. She got tired from the pounding my first visit and offered to finish me with her hand. While she stroked she could lean in and bite my ear, then she started touching me ear. I liked it I popped almost immediately.

I ended up going again recently at opening and she remembered me (had been a few months since I been) and she took the hour. Went straight to the deed only she kissed me a lot. After the initial make out I put her on the table while I stood and went missionary. She wrapped her arms around me, then hooked her legs around my body. She felt pretty light so I told her told hold on and lifted her up. She loved this. I pounded her while standing. After a while she asked if I was clean, I said yes, and she took the cover off and mounted me cowgirl style. She closed her eyes a went at her rhythm.

I like this one, she's like a 3/10 though, but I love the enthusiasm.

Green M (Commonwealth).

Been here twice, Saw a big gal named Linda first time. She does a wonderful BBBJ but bad massage. Second time It was a small granny named Jenny. Jenny gave a legit massage, grinds my back and hams with her knees, and even walked and jumped on my back. I love these massages that hurt and break up the knots in my muscles. On the flip jenny had asked me if I'd been there before. I told her yes, that I'd seen the big girl and she rolled her eyes and asked what I got from Linda, she laughed and offered FS. I obliged, she has small boobs, a nice clean minge, and was quite enthusiastic.

I've been to many other places these are but a few standouts. Some I don't like to share. I've becoming friends with benefits with one asian masseuse who's my age and born here in the states. It took me 5 visits to get her to put FS on menu. It started with hands and utc only, to hands fully nude, hands and daty, then just dry humping, to the divine FS. Now every now and then we hang out on her days off.

**Sticker** · 05-07-23 12:03

Originally Posted by DarkRoomDaddy [View Original Post]

When I eat out, I see how the food and service are first before deciding the tip. Giving money to girls just doing it for the money, then leaves it up to them to deliver what they see fit. At the minimum, with a new girl, verify you are on the same page. When they try to stiff you like this. You say "ok no problem. I come back next week when you are off the pad. For now, lets just for some other fun, but first give me back 40 clams. Next week when we meet again, we'll go back to full tip. ".

Like many AMPs these days, especially the ones with cameras in the rooms like at Believe, where they can monitor the lobby and interior hallways, they always ask for the tip up front. So they take the HF and tip out with them and secure it before coming back. Safer for them that way. If you've tipped enough for FS, they come back with a condom. Since this is the routine there, I show them that I brought my own Magnum so they know the drill. Showed it to Ivy, too, so she was well aware of my intentions but chose to play games. Now that I've had a chat with management, I don't think I'll have that issue with any other girls there again.

**Mr Plumber** · 05-07-23 02:29

Been enjoying the triad of Lisa, Lulu and Sasha at MHF on Bolsa. All consistent, reliable and full-service fun, as long as Aunt Flo isn't in town. Called last Tuesday and PPS says 'no' when I ask for Lulu, then Sasha, then Lisa. 'All busy now. ' So as I'm about to hang up he says, 'New girl Judy. ' I'm hoping he's not referring to Jun (I've been told his wife) but decided to take a chance because, well. Boner.

I arrive and meet Judy at the curtain to her stall, give her a gentle hug and a "Mihow Ma"(SP) and begin to strip off. She waits at the closed curtain and smiles as I perch my naked self and Mr. Woodcock at the edge of the table. She's a bit taller than the others, very slim with gentle curves. She approaches and stands between my spread legs and we embrace. This immediately turns into gentle stroking of our bodies, exploring up, down and all around.

A nice firm body, smooth ass and natural B titties. Gentle kisses on the lips, cheek, neck, collar bone and between her 'lady lumps. ' Things are heating up quickly. She asks me to lay face down and she gets right to work on the balzak and erect dick. Good use of oil to lubricate while she works her magic with her hands. Even begins to explore la puerta negra, which I'm usually not interested in but with her I literally 'let it slide. '.

And she did just that. Her middle digit is very long and slender, with a well-manicured nail. Slowly, gently, while scratching my nutzak with her finger nails on one hand she continues to penetrate deeper and deeper into my exit door, until she's gently rubbing my prostate. A very slow back and forth over that bump, the nut scratching, then cock stroking, nearly put me over the top. And I would have been good with that.

But she had more on her mind. She lifts my bone-hard dick up between my legs and starts gently sucking. The lube, her gentle lips, the sucking / slurping sounds, I was hot and ready to bang this late 30-ish woman.

I rolled over and she stood beside the table. I gently put my right hand over her crotch and pressed upward. The warm moistness told the story and she didn't hesitate to remove her pants and T-back. She crawled up on the table, placing her muff directly over my mouth and her mouth directly on my ready to pop pecker. The excellent suck job continued while I scarfed her clean bald kitty. And just as I'm about to blow she switches to hand job and strokes out a good load. And keeps stroking. And stroking. And stroking. Until I start laughing from the intensity and she finally stops and squeezes the fully expressed dick.

This was the best of all my MHF experiences, and there's been a lot of good ones. While I'm cleaning up and getting dressed, I asked her when she works and she said 'This week only. I go San Diego. ' As much as I wanted to revisit this experience, I knew work commitments wouldn't give me time. And like a doltz, I didn't ask her number nor she mine. I gave her 5 Jacksons for her time, which had her beaming and trotting around the table to hug and DFK until I could feel Mr. Plumber's wrench start to stiffen again.

If any of you gents had the good fortune to visit Judy during her short stay, I've no doubt you, too, enjoyed time with her. A consummate professional, acting all the right lines and behaviors to bring joy. To me anyway.

Mr. P.

**DarkRoomDaddy** · 05-06-23 19:59

Originally Posted by Sticker [View Original Post]

As readers know, most of my experiences at Believe have been repeatables, but yesterday wasn't one of them. As I had since Mickey on Tuesday for a really good time, I texted management about Ivy, noting that while she younger, would she give great service?. They affirmed, so off I went. Ivy answered Believe's inner door, and she is definitely has a pretty face and bod and is in her 20's. That's the good.

The not-so-good began in the room. I always lay out the $40 HF on the table, then the $140 tip to get ensure the full GFE (except FS does need to be covered). Then I pop the pillow up on the massage bed and show the girls that I brought my own Magnum, as I tuck it under one corner of the pillow. I do this so they only need to leave the room once to put away the payment, us the bathroom to prepare their puss and come back soon for the fun. But after I laid down the $140 for Ivy, she made a pouty face like I was being cheap, so I told her that I tip all the girls this, and they are all happy. The GPS was evident in her young peepers.

Although she was smiling upon re-entering the room, I could quickly tell that her service wouldn't match Mickey's, Nana's, Ella's, Jojo's, Sissy's and other fun girls I Believe in. Unlike the others, she didn't want to kiss, just one quick peck on the lips, but no DFK. She then stripped, and her bod is cool, all natural c-cups, a little bit of roundness to her booty, and very smooth unmarked skin. That visual perked me up with a full-blown bone, and she started in on the BBBJ. I give her credit for that, although her skills were at least one notch below the other cocksucking cuties there. But then she looked up at me between slurps and whispered "No sex, okay, just this". (Sorry girlie, but no, I paid my tip and want the whole experience.) I said, "yes, we do sex too, just like all girls here". She countered with "But you're too big and I am small It will not fit".

At that point I wanted to get her excited and wet enough so she would be ready for my wide ride, so I had her lay on her back for dining. "Oh you suck me now?, she chirped" Yes, and at least she liked that, too. So as soon as I got her off, we switched it up so that I was lying on my back and she popped on the Magnum. Therefore I thought all would be groovy after all, but then she just started camel sliding on my covered soldier and said "only outside, because I'm too small". Jesus H. Christ, she's a hooker, so why would I believe that line?? I spent another 5 minutes trying to slip it in during her camel sliding, but she had her hands down there, too, and wouldn't let it happen.

Finally I just want to get off and get out of there, so I pulled of the condom, got her in 69 and finished like that. Thing was though, as my face was buried in her snatch and starfish, as soon as I felt ready to blast I said "suck me with your mouth now!" Because she had been doing the combo of a little sucking and a lot of jacking. She didn't oblige, but what the heck I blasted and just told her not to stop until I said I was done, since I like to prolong my finishes.

Since she was friendly the whole time, and then wanted to give me a brief massage, I just accepted that I overpaid for not getting my usual treatment there and let it go. She helped me get dressed, said she was there for 10 more days and to come see her again. Nope.

Ivy might be fun for those of you with slim sticks, whereby she might actually allow insertion, but she's not for me, too many other accommodating girlies around.

Afterwards I texted management, letting them discreetly know that Ivy didn't give me the full treatment, and they apologized. Told me a new girl was coming this weekend. They certainly know what I like, so hopefully they won't steer me astray on future recommendations.

When I eat out, I see how the food and service are first before deciding the tip. Giving money to girls just doing it for the money, then leaves it up to them to deliver what they see fit. At the minimum, with a new girl, verify you are on the same page. When they try to stiff you like this. You say "ok no problem. I come back next week when you are off the pad. For now, lets just for some other fun, but first give me back 40 clams. Next week when we meet again, we'll go back to full tip. ".