Escort Reports

**JesseD** · 05-01-23 18:26

Gypsie asked if I would post my review of her on your board as she will be visiting your wonderful city over Memorial Day weekend.

Senior members only, she doesn't want to deal with a bunch of screening.

Message me for her number if interested.

She will be staying in a hotel near Millennium Park.

Here's my review:

(I deleted what wouldn't apply with this being a different situation.).

Dreamt of a new UTR gal the other night.

Referred by a brother.

She goes by Gypsie Witch, Gypsie for short.

She's looking for $. 40 hhr or $$. 50 hr for her time only.

She's cute, pretty olive shaped brown eyes. Those eyes look into your eyes at the most amazing moments.

She's late 30's I think, nice and curvy, full figured, 5 ft 5 about 180, had a breast reduction, so nice full, almost firm tits, and sexy pierced nipples. Smooth shaven and nice and wet.

Multi orgasmic, screamer, and squirter if she's really into it, or you know how to make it happen.

I enjoyed both immensely.

She also has a pretty awesome Only Fans that she started up a couple months ago if you want a sneak peak. Cheap at moment, but have a feeling it will be going up soon. Some pretty awesome content.

https://onlyfans.com/u293083707

Oh and her menu has a nice spread, and I get the feeling pretty limitless as she becomes more comfortable with someone.

BBBJ, CIMWS, CFS, GFE, DFK, DATY, toys.

No Greek.

Treat her well gents, she's very excited for the potential of enjoying her new hobby.

**Aniles** · 05-01-23 18:18

After my RIP-OFF experience with Page ( https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/7739209268 ), I had a chance to visit Macie. I don't have anything else to say except to confirm all the good / positive things others have said. She provides a GFE at its best, and if you want a PSE, she can give you that too. She also has a calming, relaxing, attitude, and demeanor that sets you at ease. All I can say is, if you get a chance, go see her for yourself!

**Nduchali** · 05-01-23 11:04

Just saw some recent photos of Jenni Tay on her Twitter and she's unrecognizable compared to when I saw her in her "Tori Tallon" days. Curious if there are any other Chicago providers who've undergone big transformations like this.

**Aniles** · 05-01-23 08:17

Continued playing with her phone after letting me in, then demanded donations upfront. Then the rules —- no touch here, no touch there, and contradicted everything she agreed to on the phone. I said I'm quitting. , asked if she'd refund part of donation, she refused. !! Whoever wrote those glowing reviews could be her pimp / bf. She handed me my biggest ripp-off in this "hobby" Stay AWAY!

https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/7739209268

**Member #6520** · 04-30-23 20:41

I used to live in Chicago but moved for work. I am coming back and is oakbrook still reliable for escorts? Is O'Hare or downtown better for outcalls?

**Ztar7** · 04-29-23 20:36

Originally Posted by WetLeg [View Original Post]

It was like 11 pm on a Monday. He was yelling. There were other people in the lot. It was obvious he didn't know what my vehicle looked like so I didn't move towards it. When I left the 1st encounter there was an officer sitting in the lot across the street. I didn't want that type of attention. Nor did I know the area. I didn't want to start walking down the street being stalked and yelled at. He probably wouldn't of screwed with me if I had more of a stature. But I don't. It worked. Nothing further happened. $100 is literally nothing in this hobby. Maybe it gave him the balls to start shaking down others. But he's (yes, and me) an idiot that will eventually get caught, if he hasn't already. Yes, I realize how dumb I was. I'm still a newb looking for that sweet spot of attractiveness, service and cost that allows me to frequent as much as possible. I fell into the fallacy of sunk costs. What do you want me to say? I ain't going to jeopardize my livelihood because of some clown. And carrying a gun would absolutely not make that situation better.

You are absolutely correct. Many folks would be caught up in the moment and not have the insight to take a 'big picture' look at the situation.

Most of the people in this hobby have at least some fairly regular income, and to 95% of us, $100 is just not worth the risk.

Thanks for the honesty, your a wise man.

**DWill** · 04-29-23 08:41

Originally Posted by WallStreetBull [View Original Post]

I carry my CCL anytime I find myself in shady neighborhoods. Learn to conceal it problem solved mulitple ways to conceal firearm.

I too carry. World just too crazy not too nowadays. With that said in this hobby I haven't had to 99% of the time, but I have experienced that 1% and it got me out of some very crazy situations. I can tell that story another time.

**WallStreetBull** · 04-29-23 03:01

I carry my CCL anytime I find myself in shady neighborhoods. Learn to conceal it problem solved mulitple ways to conceal firearm.

Originally Posted by FiddyCent [View Original Post]

How do you even carry and not have the girl see it and get spooked? Sorry for my ignorance. I am new to the hobby and appreciate any safety tips. I am getting my CCL soon but feels like carrying would cause more problems than solve.

**FiddyCent** · 04-28-23 17:38

Originally Posted by Nicker69 [View Original Post]

Why did you give him the hundred? Lmao you boys got to carry.

How do you even carry and not have the girl see it and get spooked? Sorry for my ignorance. I am new to the hobby and appreciate any safety tips. I am getting my CCL soon but feels like carrying would cause more problems than solve.

**DWaits** · 04-28-23 14:59

Originally Posted by WetLeg [View Original Post]

It was like 11 pm on a Monday. He was yelling. There were other people in the lot. It was obvious he didn't know what my vehicle looked like so I didn't move towards it. When I left the 1st encounter there was an officer sitting in the lot across the street. I didn't want that type of attention. Nor did I know the area. I didn't want to start walking down the street being stalked and yelled at. He probably wouldn't of screwed with me if I had more of a stature. But I don't. It worked. Nothing further happened. $100 is literally nothing in this hobby. Maybe it gave him the balls to start shaking down others. But he's (yes, and me) an idiot that will eventually get caught, if he hasn't already. Yes, I realize how dumb I was. I'm still a newb looking for that sweet spot of attractiveness, service and cost that allows me to frequent as much as possible. I fell into the fallacy of sunk costs. What do you want me to say? I ain't going to jeopardize my livelihood because of some clown. And carrying a gun would absolutely not make that situation better.

I highly doubt I would fight the guy over 100, but another good lesson from your story is not to park in front of the building or in a part of the lot where you could be seen or blocked. I always try to park around the corner when I drive. The L or CTA busses can be a pain because they take a long time and showering before leaving becomes kind of moot if the day is hot or the mass transport is cooking, but one nice thing about mass transport is that a car can't be targeted or impounded.

**Jinurso** · 04-28-23 00:40

Originally Posted by WetLeg [View Original Post]

It was like 11 pm on a Monday. He was yelling. There were other people in the lot. It was obvious he didn't know what my vehicle looked like so I didn't move towards it. When I left the 1st encounter there was an officer sitting in the lot across the street. I didn't want that type of attention. Nor did I know the area. I didn't want to start walking down the street being stalked and yelled at. He probably wouldn't of screwed with me if I had more of a stature. But I don't. It worked. Nothing further happened. $100 is literally nothing in this hobby. Maybe it gave him the balls to start shaking down others. But he's (yes, and me) an idiot that will eventually get caught, if he hasn't already. Yes, I realize how dumb I was. I'm still a newb looking for that sweet spot of attractiveness, service and cost that allows me to frequent as much as possible. I fell into the fallacy of sunk costs. What do you want me to say? I ain't going to jeopardize my livelihood because of some clown. And carrying a gun would absolutely not make that situation better.

You did the right thing. Even if I carried I would have zero interest in starting a shootout over $100. There are no winners when that happens. Fighting for your life is one thing, but if it's only $100, you'll make it back.

**WetLeg** · 04-27-23 19:30

Originally Posted by Nicker69 [View Original Post]

Why did you give him the hundred? Lmao you boys got to carry.

It was like 11 pm on a Monday. He was yelling. There were other people in the lot. It was obvious he didn't know what my vehicle looked like so I didn't move towards it. When I left the 1st encounter there was an officer sitting in the lot across the street. I didn't want that type of attention. Nor did I know the area. I didn't want to start walking down the street being stalked and yelled at. He probably wouldn't of screwed with me if I had more of a stature. But I don't. It worked. Nothing further happened. $100 is literally nothing in this hobby. Maybe it gave him the balls to start shaking down others. But he's (yes, and me) an idiot that will eventually get caught, if he hasn't already. Yes, I realize how dumb I was. I'm still a newb looking for that sweet spot of attractiveness, service and cost that allows me to frequent as much as possible. I fell into the fallacy of sunk costs. What do you want me to say? I ain't going to jeopardize my livelihood because of some clown. And carrying a gun would absolutely not make that situation better.

**LongDStyle** · 04-27-23 16:41

Originally Posted by Chicago41 [View Original Post]

So go to prison for shooting a pimp, your photo all over the news and get divorced vs throwing some cash and getting out of there. I know which one I'm picking.

While I agree intelligence is best. Being passive or just giving up the money out of fear doesn't always help. Protecting yourself is paramount because if they decide to do worse you can be on the news as well. This is one reason some providers say no AA. Gangbanging pimps can careless if you comply. Carjacking has become an issue. He did make if light with just 100 but that should serve as a warning not as a normal occurrence.

**Chicago41** · 04-27-23 12:42

Originally Posted by Nicker69 [View Original Post]

Why did you give him the hundred? Lmao you boys got to carry.

So go to prison for shooting a pimp, your photo all over the news and get divorced vs throwing some cash and getting out of there. I know which one I'm picking.

**TallDarkNotHandsome93** · 04-27-23 10:44

Originally Posted by WetLeg [View Original Post]

I'm dredging this up only because I started seeing her ads again. I saw her twice back in February. Her pics are accurate. She is pretty shy. She had her own place in a small studio. During the 1st encounter she was extremely distracted. Turns out she was using. She couldn't find anything that she wanted. Going in and out of every drawer, looking for lube and condoms and toys. Stopped the performance a few times to look again and again. It was enjoyable, but frustrating. Her pimp / boyfriend kept calling also. The next morning she accused me of not paying her. Said she ripped her place a part looking for the donation and couldn't find it. I did my best to reassure her that I did and thought that would be the end of it. I told her I'd be willing to see her again if her bf was out of the picture.

A few days pass and she texts that he's gone if I have the time. I did and bit. She made me wait for an hour in the parking lot before she finally said come up. I should've left. Hoping she was of a better mind and determined to have a more focused time, I tried rushing the small talk while disrobing. She was done up nice. Great lingerie and just a natural beauty. But about 5 minutes later she gets a knock at the door, and she lets in her bf / pimp. This 6' scrawny dude rushes in accusing me of ripping them off. I'm not having it. It's obvious this ass is taking advantage of her addiction and stealing from her. I'm not in a position to fight, don't know how I'd explain that. , but I'm not quietly trying to persuade him otherwise. Eventually the dipshit realizes he just lost a potential awesome customer, and leaves without getting physical, trying to tell Rosie to go ahead with the session. But she's devastated that this shitheel is going to leave her and tells me to leave. So I take the donation and go. However in the parking lot he tries to pin me with his car yelling that I owe her for even showing up. I gave him $100. Then he tries to tell me I owe him more to not reveal my identity. I start arguing with him again. He eventually speeds off.

She texted the next day saying she believes me that he was stealing from her. Then goes radio silent when I've tried checking in with her. I'd be extremely cautious with her. She's pretty, and eager, but that relationship is toxic and potentially intrusive, and if she's using (I'm not talking about pot) she was incapable of focusing. Thing is, I'm a sucker for her looks and price point. If she texted me right now, I just might see what she's up to. Ugh.

Why did you give him the hundred? Lmao you boys got to carry.