Massage Parlor Reports

[Grimmy23]

Did some recon & TOFTT work.

1. Gasi: Westminster & Beach (SW). I happened to see this place, with its weird name, so went in. Attractive 45 yo Vietnamese MILF with a rack and freckles. It looked like a jack shack with the walled in lobby with the mini-window to lock out LE. But they had some odd menu items. I was put off by the 60 house fee though. About 60% of the shops are $40 and others $50. So this was a bit much. But I did have a revelation about this. In the crappy areas, they have more deadbeat customers who give $10 tips, so perhaps they up the house fee but expect a little bit less tip. Anyone go there?

2. Serene. Beach & Bolvsa, 2nd floor: I know that the MMS used to work at F&C and is pretty cute and nice. Even if she herself does not provide services, she would surely not be shocked if her girls were providing services. So this place has been on my "To DO" list. But this time when I went over, there was an older white PPS working. Which is a rarity in an AMP. Plus they have upped entrance fee to $50. So decided to pass.

3. So I walked 50 feet down the catwalk to Sky Blue massage. Which is still $40 tariff. And looks sufficiently sleazy to be fun. Bonus points for two young Asian PPS's who look like ex-gangbangers. THey also have rooms with doors. I was ready for a great massage and a great pull with all these stars aligning. I go in and get nekid. The first thing I noticed is that the "bed" is really hard, and they leave the front door open, and there was a direct route into the room, so it was f*cking as cold. But my dick is not a thermometer, and it will rise even in cold weather. But alas, it was not to be. Purely legit. Not even a little tease. They did have a sign on the wall stating that prostitution was not allowed. Which is usually a good sign because that means that other customers have tried, and they need to post such a sign to cover their asses when they get busted. But the funny thing was that they included another sign that said "Don't make it hard on me" - which means, yeah most customers expect extras. But in the end, there was no joy and no happy pappy. I guess they should change name from Blue Sky to Blue Balls.

The quest continues for fresh faces and experiences that end happily.

A lot of cities require that they put that sign up after they've been busted and found to have committed violations. It's in the actual city ordinances, sometimes even stating the exact wording that must be on the sign, where exactly it must be placed, and how big it has to be.

[Sexaholic777]

Wow is all I can say about Kelly in Santa Ana.

https://nightfunpages.com/santa-ana-...-442-291-9731/

She's only here for a few days. Nice body. Firm tits and great massage.

Total $100. $40 for house. And $60 tip.

This place never seems to run short on hot girls.

https://nightfunpages.com/sea-salt-s...f-america-atm/

Sea salt ads here too.

[Slammer6008]

Looks like MHF in Westminster on Bolsa has joined the rotation strategy as other AMPs do. Lisa is still there and Jun but Sasha and Lulu are both new to me. Sasha dived right in with an average massage. Then, on the flip, she grabbed my hand and firmly placed it on her butt with a big smile on her face. Some gentle swirling with her hands over my torso while I enjoyed roaming OTC on her upper and lower bits. Soft, small Bs under a lacy bra. Removal of which was encouraged while she oiled up little Bubba and proceeded to slowly stroke away. She paid good attention to my 'nads as I suckled her tiny nipples. Changed positions and she happily laid down on the table. I could feel a pad under her shorts so didn't seek entry UTC. Plenty of LFK and offering my pocket rocket to her mouth was greeted with more HJ and no BJ. Another position change and she finished me off while I sat on the edge of the table. A decent time with a new, cute if not young, face. 40+60.

Lulu on the other hand was massage only for this my first time with her. She was dressed in form-fitting leggings and long sleeve top. Appeared to wear a padded bra, making her possible B cups look very round and firm. Never got to find out though. She was on-responsive to stroking her legs and plain stayed away to prevent any other roaming at all.

Yes Sasha is a keeper. I love those tits. Slammer gives her four thumbs up. Be kind.

[NinjaChacha69]

Back to the Mongering world. Decided to go to my old spot BW.

Asked for Linda but the old ones gone. There's a new "Linda". Decided to TOFTT and give her a try.

Slightly overweight. Still learning the trade. A few times I had to direct her to the right spots.

Decent massage. Asked for oil after 10 minutes of massaging over the sheet.

Asked to touch upstairs and she started talking about an additional $10 tip. Haggling during the deed turns me off. Didn't bother asking again.

Go the standard BW slow release, Foot massage at the end, standard tip and left.

Does anyone know what happened to the Original Linda?

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Wow is all I can say about Kelly in Santa Ana.

https://nightfunpages.com/santa-ana-...-442-291-9731/

She's only here for a few days. Nice body. Firm tits and great massage.

Total $100. $40 for house. And $60 tip.

This place never seems to run short on hot girls.

So Nightfunpages is a real thing? I usually associate that with some trolls, who seemed to be shilling. But I know you to be a bonafide soldier in the monger legion. Is it a good reference?

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Did some recon & TOFTT work.

1. Gasi: Westminster & Beach (SW). I happened to see this place, with its weird name, so went in. Attractive 45 yo Vietnamese MILF with a rack and freckles. It looked like a jack shack with the walled in lobby with the mini-window to lock out LE. But they had some odd menu items. I was put off by the 60 house fee though. About 60% of the shops are $40 and others $50. So this was a bit much. But I did have a revelation about this. In the crappy areas, they have more deadbeat customers who give $10 tips, so perhaps they up the house fee but expect a little bit less tip. Anyone go there?

2. Serene. Beach & Bolvsa, 2nd floor: I know that the MMS used to work at F&C and is pretty cute and nice. Even if she herself does not provide services, she would surely not be shocked if her girls were providing services. So this place has been on my "To DO" list. But this time when I went over, there was an older white PPS working. Which is a rarity in an AMP. Plus they have upped entrance fee to $50. So decided to pass.

3. So I walked 50 feet down the catwalk to Sky Blue massage. Which is still $40 tariff. And looks sufficiently sleazy to be fun. Bonus points for two young Asian PPS's who look like ex-gangbangers. THey also have rooms with doors. I was ready for a great massage and a great pull with all these stars aligning. I go in and get nekid. The first thing I noticed is that the "bed" is really hard, and they leave the front door open, and there was a direct route into the room, so it was f*cking as cold. But my dick is not a thermometer, and it will rise even in cold weather. But alas, it was not to be. Purely legit. Not even a little tease. They did have a sign on the wall stating that prostitution was not allowed. Which is usually a good sign because that means that other customers have tried, and they need to post such a sign to cover their asses when they get busted. But the funny thing was that they included another sign that said "Don't make it hard on me" - which means, yeah most customers expect extras. But in the end, there was no joy and no happy pappy. I guess they should change name from Blue Sky to Blue Balls.

The quest continues for fresh faces and experiences that end happily.

[Slammer6008]

Is it angel foot spa on Bolsa that Lisa works at?

And tera patrick, Which one does she work at?

Please DM me, your inbox is full.

She will be back from China soon.

[Nice Guy 99]

Does anyone have info on this one? https://elpinky.com/united-states/ca...61-208366.html.

She said she used to do massage and now does outcalls. Looking for info or a solid recommendation.

Super ugly tats.

[AverageJoeJohn]

Is it angel foot spa on Bolsa that Lisa works at?

And tera patrick, Which one does she work at?

Please DM me, your inbox is full.

[Sexaholic777]

Wow is all I can say about Kelly in Santa Ana.

https://nightfunpages.com/santa-ana-...-442-291-9731/

She's only here for a few days. Nice body. Firm tits and great massage.

Total $100. $40 for house. And $60 tip.

This place never seems to run short on hot girls.

[BenHenderson]

Does anyone have info on this one? https://elpinky.com/united-states/ca...61-208366.html.

She said she used to do massage and now does outcalls. Looking for info or a solid recommendation.

[Sexaholic777]

Got a new girl today named Anna. Young, petite, nice body with solid C.

She told me she began working here for only a couple days.

Lackluster massage of course and she had me turned over within like 5 minutes.

Went straight to CBJ even though I asked for no plastic. She's tight and I could not hold while doing animal style.

Overall it's pretty good. Only thing is she kinda stinks, like, not showering for a day after a massive workout.

It kinda gross me out.

And the moment I entered the unit, it was hot like 80 degrees.

She did not ask for anything upfront.

It was early morning and customers keep coming in.

I think it's only a matter of time. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Just a second thought that the way these girls finishing off the walk-ins is highly efficient

when I was at there, I could not help but think that all these girls are making more in one day than me for a whole week with no tax consequence

LOL. She doesn't stink. Maybe you got her in between Johnson's. BTW. I doubt any one wants to suck old cock all day. Just saying. No matter the $$. If you want to you can too.

[SaltyDog]

Got a new girl today named Anna. Young, petite, nice body with solid C.

She told me she began working here for only a couple days.

Lackluster massage of course and she had me turned over within like 5 minutes.

Went straight to CBJ even though I asked for no plastic. She's tight and I could not hold while doing animal style.

Overall it's pretty good. Only thing is she kinda stinks, like, not showering for a day after a massive workout.

It kinda gross me out.

And the moment I entered the unit, it was hot like 80 degrees.

She did not ask for anything upfront.

On your next visit she'll 100% skip the massage and grab your balls. Some guys like getting a taste of all the girls there but I'll just stick to one for now.

[CryMoarHoar]

Got a new girl today named Anna. Young, petite, nice body with solid C.

She told me she began working here for only a couple days.

Lackluster massage of course and she had me turned over within like 5 minutes.

Went straight to CBJ even though I asked for no plastic. She's tight and I could not hold while doing animal style.

Overall it's pretty good. Only thing is she kinda stinks, like, not showering for a day after a massive workout.

It kinda gross me out.

And the moment I entered the unit, it was hot like 80 degrees.

She did not ask for anything upfront.

It was early morning and customers keep coming in.

I think it's only a matter of time. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Just a second thought that the way these girls finishing off the walk-ins is highly efficient

when I was at there, I could not help but think that all these girls are making more in one day than me for a whole week with no tax consequence

[Mr Plumber]

Looks like MHF in Westminster on Bolsa has joined the rotation strategy as other AMPs do. Lisa is still there and Jun but Sasha and Lulu are both new to me. Sasha dived right in with an average massage. Then, on the flip, she grabbed my hand and firmly placed it on her butt with a big smile on her face. Some gentle swirling with her hands over my torso while I enjoyed roaming OTC on her upper and lower bits. Soft, small Bs under a lacy bra. Removal of which was encouraged while she oiled up little Bubba and proceeded to slowly stroke away. She paid good attention to my 'nads as I suckled her tiny nipples. Changed positions and she happily laid down on the table. I could feel a pad under her shorts so didn't seek entry UTC. Plenty of LFK and offering my pocket rocket to her mouth was greeted with more HJ and no BJ. Another position change and she finished me off while I sat on the edge of the table. A decent time with a new, cute if not young, face. 40+60.

Lulu on the other hand was massage only for this my first time with her. She was dressed in form-fitting leggings and long sleeve top. Appeared to wear a padded bra, making her possible B cups look very round and firm. Never got to find out though. She was on-responsive to stroking her legs and plain stayed away to prevent any other roaming at all. Her ass looked quite nice but again, getting a handful was prevented. Maybe she missed the company-wide meeting informing of appropriate and accepted ways to increase tips. 40+20. A thank you and a hug later I was back on the road heading to a client. Feeling unsatisfied.