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02-13-23 13:31 #23533Regular Member

Posts: 5Total scam. Avoid at all costs. All fake with huge upselling.
Originally Posted by Ksl93
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02-13-23 11:50 #23532Senior Member

Posts: 328Not trying to drag this out sounds like but Ms. Virginia has the same M O as my first Thai girlfriend back in the early 80's. She was a hot 30 something Thai driving a Supra and I was still young and dumb. After fucking her for a week she convinced me to move in with her and her husband (they had money problems) where I found out she was a former bar girl, has a cute preteen daughter from husband #1, got the Supra in divorce from husband #3, and current husband #4 was pretty cool but was already tired of her. She was looking at me for husband #5 before I ran away as fast as I could. Sometimes pussy can be more addictive than crack.
Originally Posted by BoatMan3
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02-13-23 10:34 #23531Senior Member

Posts: 28The lomilomi Lynn? Last time saw her was in 2018 Persimmon Dr Fairfax, more wrinkles on the face, extra meat on the waist, and she kind threw me with some attitude. The last time I heard of her was pre covid, and she was in NC. Didn't dig further b / c not interested anymore.
Originally Posted by Serpin58
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02-13-23 10:23 #23530Senior Member

Posts: 222Independent Lilly
Has anyone had a dream date with Ms. Lilly? She appears to be around 50 years old at most. Very pretty exotic woman. I have not been with an ACS in years only because my first two tries were disappointing to say the least; mostly the woman looked nothing like there photos. Anyone been with her lately. PM if you wish.
https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../22866503.html
Regards.
PJ.
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02-13-23 10:22 #23529Senior Member

Posts: 401Not our problem
I'm still new to the game in regards to visiting independent MTs or escorts. But I already had a couple of ladies try the "sob stories" because I follow the apparent golden rule here of "be nice to the ladies. ".
Originally Posted by Serpin58
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Fortunately I learned early on that I (we) are nothing more than clients to them. So the attitude I keep is "her problems aren't my problems. " My business ends where my nose ends, even if it's pressed against her kitty.
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02-13-23 07:46 #23528Troll, if you don't ignore me then don't complain about what I post

Posts: 99You nailed it exactly Boatman
She has different level of monger relationships- you will get more than HJ but comes with a price! My price was the ultimate one. I got literally balling her eyes out full of tears struggling mom BS years ago and doesn't want to do the business anymore! To getting blocked in driveway by her other BF. She's a cunning manipulator and liar! Sadly, most people like that are charming- So just user her for what she is and don't get sucked down in her rabbit hole.
Originally Posted by BoatMan3
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02-13-23 00:28 #23527Troll, if you don't ignore me then don't complain about what I post

Posts: 99Correct
I was monger how I met her and actually dating- dude that blocked me in wasn't a monger. She always has BF she loves fancy restaurants ect ect she's a player and she knows how to magically charm you.
Originally Posted by BoatMan3
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I'm out of the picture obviously- not 100% sure about other guy! I was the smock dummy really supporting her well during Covid 19.
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02-13-23 00:17 #23526Senior Member

Posts: 119Virginia again
With regard to her, I knew her quite well several years ago. She has a complicated life mostly because of her multiple relationships with various mongers at the same time. Her massage and basic service were excellent and she is very charming, attractive and knows how to make us desperate guys feel important. Her daughter stories are accurate. I sort of lost touch with her pre-Covid when she hooked up with a guy who was obsessed with her while she was maintaining a relationship with a guy in MD. I don't know how this all unfolded because I left the scene, but all the reported drama sounds possible. I wouldn't stay away if you can make an appointment. I am certain the guy blocking the monger from an appointment has been discarded. She would not put up with that unless there was a lot of "support" involved, which is possible. She is what she is and worth while having in a rotation if you can get in and understand that, generally, just basic good massage with HE is on the table. I think she is a nice person and you will too. Just don't try to make more of it.
Originally Posted by Serpico99
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02-12-23 16:10 #23525Senior Member

Posts: 903Ok. So is she still around?
Originally Posted by Serpin58
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With regards to Ms Virginia and her harassing "boyfriend", did customers of her tell that her "boyfriend " was harassing them while they patronized her? Seems like she wouldn't want that type of attention, especially if her boyfriend messed with the wrong monger and things escalated outside her residence.
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02-12-23 12:00 #23524Troll, if you don't ignore me then don't complain about what I post

Posts: 99Lynn McLean area
She was very popular especially on erotic reviews. Korean geisha style woman! She had the walk of one! Her famous finish was sitting on top of you putting your dick between her butt checks and Jacking you off with her left hand. She was a knockout! I wouldn't call her escort. She was more on level of Tara. Nalee - MS Virginia-.
I stopped seeing her after $666.00 Karaoke bar tab and no pussy! Then I met Ms V and the rest is history! I'm a sucker! I guess it's French side in me!
Never seen anyone review her here.
She's a Jem. She walked like a geisha girl and always serve you tea afterwards! Especially if she like you! Her place was spotless clean.
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02-12-23 01:18 #23523Senior Member

Posts: 253Chasing the elusive dream? Beware of Pandoras Box
Or should I say Ninis Box. Once I inserted my key into there (pun intended) I let out every taste of heaven, paradise, and nectar of the gods and replaced it with at least a gallon of my own love juice. Then much like the fabled folktale, once I got the fleeting cure, I was left with nothing but the sickness. Ya see lads, Nini came from Flushing to escape the pandemic. This was late 2019-2020 and since business was slow up north due to the infamous lockdown which subsequently was much more severe in the city. She "vacationed" here in VA and wound up in Won Massage of all places. And I happened to give it a go on random happenstance. Right place. Right time.
Originally Posted by PuntaJaco43
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The best part is, since my job was essential I was aloud to frolic and play while other mongers had to stay indoors. So I got to see Nini at least once a week sometimes twice and for the most part had her all to myself. It's a hyperbole sure, but she was a Chinese beauty. 40's but looked 30's. Hell, she had a body I don't find in most 20 year olds. Delicious double Ds, gorgeous round eyes that beamed like an obelisk before me, and some nice tattoos to boot. I was smitten.
Won at this point had always been just your run of the mill rub and tug. But YMMV, and vary it did for me. On the flip I was rubbing her midsection when I noticed she had a birth control patch just below her slim waist. I could see the thong protruding from her skirt. Guys, this happened 3 years ago and I still remember this shit like it was last night. If or when Im bed ridden with heavy onset dementia, all you fellas will need to do is whisper Nini in my ear and Ill probably rant off to my grandchildren about my goofy adventures like a winter soldier trigger word. That's how fucking good it was. I was enraged like a barbarian during the thrill of the hunt and I must of rolled a nat 20 because I was seeing red in the form of her skin tight panties. I pushed her onto the table and just went no holds bar. I was given the go ahead nod and jammed my raw throbbing Pen onto her paper and wrote fucking poetry folks.
With enough spilled ink running off her paper to sign my name twice over.
Ugh. It was glorious, wet, warm, and deliciously sticky. I would come back again and again. Sometimes I'd initiate with sex get a massage (because she was actually quite good at it) and then end up the session by unloading a second helping of oatmeal inside of her.
It was a good 4 months. Then COVID got worse and she evaporated into the abyss of her flushing home. I still keep in touch with her on we chat. But money is always better up north so she's never returned to my landmark again. PJ, I got to find my elusive dragon and I can tell you. It's not enough because the thing about elusive also means slippery, and when you catch the dragon in your hands it twirls around your finger and flies away just as easily.
I tried to replenish the high by finding a new CAMP, but no amount of hunting gear could ever fortify a tent (pun intended again) like that again. Everything still pales in comparison. You reach the peak of the mountain and realize just how lonely success makes you feel. Especially when it dissipates before you get a chance to appreciate its art. I'm still sniffing that rose even though the petals have long since died away.
I hope you find your dragon, just don't let it burn the path to your future.
We're already drowning. All we have to do is open our mouths and let the water in.
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02-11-23 15:31 #23522Senior Member

Posts: 71Tulip Story
I used to see "Kitty" at Tulips on a regular basis but it was pay for play. She would come to my hotel with recent medical check up info and was super sweet. Did Greek with a vibrator in her pussy. Super erotic. She had a child in the province with her family. She loved sharing pictures, including of her dream pickup truck. Alas, she left Tulip and married a Japanese customer. I don't know what happened but I am sure he bought her the pickup of her dreams.
Originally Posted by FourNick8
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02-11-23 14:25 #23521Senior Member

Posts: 1266Can confirm
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt. Twice. One of those T-shirts is now old and somewhat moth-eaten, the second one is getting there.
Originally Posted by Idk85
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Take my advice: don't do it. You'll save yourself a lot of money and heartbreak.
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02-11-23 13:47 #23520Senior Member

Posts: 69Short walk from the Metro, even by American walking standards. Lovely lady, good massage and environment, NOVA but very satisfying.
Originally Posted by Massage2546
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02-11-23 10:30 #23519Senior Member

Posts: 222Chasing an elusive Chinese Dream
For several months now I have been on the hunt for a beautiful Chinese princess: one that may inhabit one of those seedy C-AMPs; where hygiene is not an aesthetic concern; where the sheets are seldomly changed and rolling around in the previous monger's bodily fluids is not uncommon. I have been to a dozen C-AMPs in the last two months, but I am not finding the love of my life.
So—always be persistent!
May Wellness Massage was my latest attempt, and it was a winner. While some of you gents were getting jacked at the "Merry Maids Jack Shack", May Wellness has been flying under the radar. There is nothing on BP nor Rubmaps that I can find. May Wellness Massage is located off 236 in Fairfax in a small office park facing a side street, with easy parking. I found out about it by reading a recent post on this Forum. The review was good but not overly enthusiastic, so I passed on it at first. Once I reread it; two words stood out: Young and Attractive. So, I decided to pay a visit.
Nicole:
My new "main squeeze" is this beautiful Taiwanese gal named Nicole. She runs the crew and works. I drew Nicole on my first visit, but I was looking for Sunny (more on her later). Nicole is a slender 5'4" doll: her body is tight as a snare drum, and she wears the typical yoga pants with a top that doesn't cover her flat midriff (she is built like a gymnast). Her rear end is small, but round and if you get her peeled you will notice that her bubble ass turns up. Very pretty face: she wears her hair up in a ponytail and looks like one of those cartoon characters which makes her look younger than she is. I would put her age at 35. It's hard to get her fully out of those cloths but I succeeded to a degree. She is a nice "B" with large penny round nips, her gorgeous kitty is shaved and exceptionally smooth, OMG, but alas no FS.
I've seen her on several occasions now, and I decided I would take Mr. Serpico's advice: I held off on my review so that I could "sufficiently pleasure myself" (I had to, with this one, gents) before releasing the news to the members. This woman is "cake" and yes, I got to eat it too! (you 'all knew that was coming).
She gives a great hard massage and takes direction well. Additionally, this spa is clean. On all occasions the gals stripped the beds while I was getting dressed. I made it a point to notice.
Nicole's rating:
8 in face, 9 in body ,6 in personality and 9 in attitude. The Chinese are just not as sensual as the Koreans, it's like two different species. I think it's cultural; they get playful to a certain degree but its more mechanical. That is why the 6 for personality, buy YMMV. (Actually, I want to amend that last thought, she is an 8, the last few visits she really did loosen up, in several different categories).
50/70 entrance fee and. 70 - 1. 40 tip. Depending on the length of time I spent and how obliging she was. I would suggest starting off with a HHr on the first visit. There was never and mention of money.
The other girl there is Sunny; she was previously reviewed on this forum, and that is why I visited initially. I never met her because every time I walked in, she was taken, better to make an appointment at this place.
Finally:
Treat them with respect and be patient and you may get lucky. Not a pump and dump type environment. You need to spend time with these gals to make it work.
Regards.
PJ.













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