Streetwalker Reports

**SoccerFan4245** · 11-21-22 14:26

I've seen Angie multiple times since early October. She is definitely my go to girl currently. It's been so dead out there that it is nice to have a sure thing. Problem is she is on her 7th phone number since I met her. The most recent one lasted a week. I saw her last Thursday and tried to set something up over the weekend. The phone rang but no one answered and texts were also not answered. Once again, I went out to look for her this morning and found her on Lincoln. She told me that one of her regulars robbed her Friday night. Took her phone, coat and money, and left her near downtown in the cold. She again has a new phone. She actually dropped it between the seats in my car before getting out. She really needs to keep a hold of that thing. It's much more convenient to call or text and meet someone somewhere. We'll see how long this phone lasts.

40 for bbbjws. The best head I've had in months. Shaved kitty available to play with. This girl has a horny switch that is always on.

**TheBigGuy22** · 11-21-22 12:53

Originally Posted by BodyShopper [View Original Post]

I've brought friends out and they've fucked and gotten sucked in my car; sometimes while I'm driving, sometimes while I'm parked and sitting in the driver's seat, and sometimes when I'm parked and standing a ways away. Back when I had a minivan and I only got hand jobs because as a young man I couldn't afford to catch disease, I used to get whacked off in the driver's seat while my buddy got sucked in the back seat. Good times. Precious times.

Ever think of doing it again?

**Body Shopper** · 11-21-22 01:41

Rose has two kids. Who's going to be the lucky John who sires her third child? This is a contest, and I'm going to endeavor to win, though I know there is fierce competition among a large pool of contenders. Who's sperm will prove strongest? Let's find out.

On your marks. Get set. Go!

**Body Shopper** · 11-21-22 01:33

Originally Posted by TheBigGuy22 [View Original Post]

Same, made the suggestion a while back. If some one had a van or something with no or let down seats the other person can either drive around while its going on find a quick parking spot.

I've brought friends out and they've fucked and gotten sucked in my car; sometimes while I'm driving, sometimes while I'm parked and sitting in the driver's seat, and sometimes when I'm parked and standing a ways away. Back when I had a minivan and I only got hand jobs because as a young man I couldn't afford to catch disease, I used to get whacked off in the driver's seat while my buddy got sucked in the back seat. Good times. Precious times.

**TheBigGuy22** · 11-18-22 14:18

Originally Posted by Rookie3157 [View Original Post]

I always wondered about being the driver while someone did their thing in the back then switch out.

Same, made the suggestion a while back. If some one had a van or something with no or let down seats the other person can either drive around while its going on find a quick parking spot.

**ATW2020** · 11-18-22 12:42

Found Jill again. Instead of going all out, did BBBJ. I don't think she spit it out.

Saw rose last night but didn't pick up. Seemed out of it and horrible acne.

**SoccerFan4245** · 11-17-22 12:37

I took a cruise yesterday around noon down Lincoln. I was in search of Italian Angie. On one of my passes, I noticed this young Hispanic girl, wearing a hoodie, and a very, very short white miniskirt. She definitely caught my attention. I looped around to take a look at her face, and she wasn't too bad looking her legs were bare in turning red. I felt bad for her, but I wanted to find Angie instead. Needless to say, I never found Angie and the white mini skirt was long gone when I came back.

I did, however catch up with Angie early this morning on 7th and Hayes. She was looking like she had a rough night or morning. She said that she had just come out so I suppose she passed on a shower. Services were rendered at a quality level for 40 for BBBJWS. I snapped a picture of her after dropping her off. It's not the best, but it will give you a general idea of her body type. She seems to always wear a dark hat.

**HuntingStreets** · 11-17-22 08:36

Originally Posted by PNR2004 [View Original Post]

You guys should carpool.

I'd pay hard cash to read that report.

HS.

**Rookie3157** · 11-17-22 07:31

Originally Posted by PNR2004 [View Original Post]

You guys should carpool.

I always wondered about being the driver while someone did their thing in the back then switch out.

**Body Shopper** · 11-17-22 06:24

Originally Posted by TrollMongo [View Original Post]

I'm curious about something. Like me, it sounds like you drive into Milwaukee from quite a ways out. Just curious how far it is for you. Its 170 each way for me, plus whatever I cruise.

It's 140 miles each way for me.

**PNR2004** · 11-16-22 18:48

Originally Posted by TrollMongo [View Original Post]

I'm curious about something. Like me, it sounds like you drive into Milwaukee from quite a ways out. Just curious how far it is for you. Its 170 each way for me, plus whatever I cruise.

You guys should carpool.

**TrollMongo** · 11-15-22 19:30

Originally Posted by BodyShopper [View Original Post]

I came into town the day before yesterday, arriving at around 7:15 pm, a little late for me.

Body Shopper.

I'm curious about something. Like me, it sounds like you drive into Milwaukee from quite a ways out. Just curious how far it is for you. Its 170 each way for me, plus whatever I cruise.

**Body Shopper** · 11-15-22 14:41

I came into town the day before yesterday, arriving at around 7:15 pm, a little late for me. Hit the South Loop at 8-ish, and before long I ran across Erika crossing the intersection over to that gas station at around 18th & Greenfield! She said she's going to get a bite to eat, and to call her in 10 or 15 minutes. I agreed and kept on searching for a date, to no avail. Came back, and there was Rosie at that same intersection! I called up Erika and requested another threesome like you read in my previous report. I hollered out the window, asking Rosie to come along for another threesome with Erika and myself. I kept trying, and Rose kept repeating that she's "waiting for someone". So, I beckoned Erika out for some one-on-one action. She slunk out of her drug house, and off we went. Erika utilized the heavenly techniques that I know and love her for; techniques, I say, that send a man's head into the heavens and bring his sperm, however deeply in his balls it's hiding, bursting out like a volcano. By my direction, Erika abused my balls manually, giving me the stimulation I need to climax. Erika leaves a man no option other than to jizz. By dint of ten minutes or so of high quality felatio, Erika produced a godly eruption, during which she pumped and sucked my cock, while continuing the manual testicular stimulation she'd been employing for several minutes. My days of cruising around for six hours and sometimes going to sleep emply-handed are over! Nowadays, I usually cruise around an hour to get a date. On our way back from the car date, I requested permission to use Erika's real name on here again, instead of using her initial. She asked why, and I said that I think that doing so would increase the quality of my reports, and that using her initial decreases the quality. She then granted me permission, which is why you are reading her name in this report.

By the way, we are living in historically significant times. Erika and Rose are living together and are often lurking on Greenfield together now. Take advantage of these precious times and do something good for yourself. One girl always has access to the other.

Yesterday, I hit the stroll at around 11:30 am At around 1:00 pm I saw what I thought was Jill, and waved, our eyes locked together, as she waved back equally as familiarly. I pulled onto 17th street, hit the unlock button, and in came the dreaded Marisol! The most evil, mean, mentally ill, and dangerous hooker in Silver City! Mari stabbed Rose in the hand a month ago, wrongly accusing Rose of having taken a crack rock, or perhaps just an extra hit of the pipe the girls were passing around. I shuddered but managed to maintain my continence. I told her that I had thought she was Jill, but that she's "someone else", playing dumb for the purpose of not provoking a hostile reaction. She asked for a couple of bucks, and I produced two dollars and gave them to her. She requested a ride to the gas station on 18th & Greenfield, and I obliged. Getting her out of the car once we were there proved more difficult, and took a minute or two. She asked for another dollar, and I handed her one. Then she asked for two more! I flatly said no, and we argued. I told her twice that she has to exit the vehicle. Finally she did. Ironically, as I pulled off to replenish the money supply in my car proper, lo-and-behold, there was Jill skulking slowly up the street! I grabbed my cash, stuffed in into my pocked, and solicited her right there on the sidewalk! In she came. Off we went. She sucked me, stroked me, and kneaded my balls simultaneously, producing an explosion only a god could experience- that god being me! I dropped her off and drove home happy. Two pigs and two orgasms did not bring me to equilibrium, though, like four pigs and three orgasms did in my previous sojourn to the Big City. Speaking of which, I created a parody, only one verse long, of the Christmas carol "We Three Kings", based on the threesome that Erika, Rose, and I had the previous time I was in town. It's called "We Three Pigs."

We three pigs of Silver City.

We three pigs are very dirty.

Westward leading to my spot, then.

Frolicking in my car.

By the way, as soon as I dropped off Jill, I saw Rose and Erika walking together toward that damn gas station! Rose eyed me, indicating an interest in dating me. Unbeknownst to her, though, I was completely sapped by the great Jill, and thus had no sperm left to shoot into Rose or Erika. Like I say, precious, precious times.

Body Shopper.

**MilwNightFun** · 11-07-22 22:51

Originally Posted by MilwNightFun [View Original Post]

Another, never before seen street walker jackpot this morning. McDonald's parking lot, 26th & Nat. Approached me and asked if she gave me money, would I take her in the drive through. Talked a little through the window and agreed that she would be my desert. For the price of a cheese Danish & carmel latte (of course she had no money) she agreed to a 1 hour full srv at my place. $6 for breakfast & wanted $34 more. Eureka! Brought her home and allowed her to shower & shave. Surprise. Came out of bathroom in short sexy skin tight camouflage dress. Beautiful young lady. White, dirty blonde shoulder length hair, thin about 5. 5, full rack of pearly white gorgeous teeth and very energetic. Guessing mid 20's and yes a crack head. Went by Lexxi (I know of at least 3 down there). Session was probably the best first SW meet I've ever experienced, GFE, DFK, BBBJ, DATY, CFS. Absolute freedom with her body. Tight smooth flesh with small pussy & great muscle control. Firm B's with pinkish nips and a cpl large tats. No rush and a pleaser in every way. Guaranteed to repeat.

Damn straight. Never expected to meet such a sweet heart on the stroll. Maybe this little clip will help those interested in identifying her.

**Body Shopper** · 11-06-22 14:54

'Tis the season to be jolly!

God bless ye, merry gentlemen!

Heaven exists, and it's right here on earth. I know. I've been there. I have also spoken with angels and experienced divine meetings with celestial bodies.

I arrived in heaven Friday evening at around 6:00. The presence of the Holy Trinity in my mind, I immediately dialed the (new) phone number of the seraph whose esoteric first name begins with what is translated to an "E" in the English language. She answered and did not wish to come to my dwelling, but instead wanted to frolic in my car. I agreed to that and inquired as to whether she can scrape up any other celestial bodies to add to the mix. I figured that there's an extremely tiny chance of her presently being with Rose, but I'm a go-getter so I asked, "How about Rose?" and as I said that, E spoke at the same time, "Rose is here". Several days earlier, I had suggested to E that she, Rose, and I have a threesome in my dwelling on Friday; and though it wound up being in my car, it is quite amazing that this worked out so perfectly, because I know that they weren't sitting around up in the clouds waiting on my call. This is what I call divine intervention. I picked up the two seraphim from some drug house, and off to the races we went! I plopped down in the back seat and instructed Rose to kneel on the passenger's side floor and lick my balls, and E to perch herself on the driver's side back seat right next to me and suck my healthy cock. For probably ten minutes I was in the most divine ecstasy not known to man, for man is a lower creature who does not conceive such sexual positions much less cause himself to experience them. No! Man pulls a plow, pays for his insurance, and gets charged with domestic violence. Only the most enlightened souls conceive and carry out such glorious acts. I recommend you merry gentlemen, one and all, to try this position with two angels licking and sucking your private parts, because it brings you to a level of ecstasy that is only fit for divine creatures. Normal sex makes life worth living. Having one woman suck your cock while the other licks and sucks your balls gives you an otherworldly experience, the aftermath of which is total and complete equilibrium. These two angelic cocksuckers did their divine duty, for which they each signed a contract prior to their conception. I writhed and whimpered, completely at the mercy of these two angels. Eventually I exploded into E's adroit mouth, while admonishing Rose to continue her oral testicular caresses, which she did. When my life force had entirely been sucked out of me, they stopped and left me a gasping, gooey mess. Eventually I collected myself and dropped them off at their respective druggy locations.

I masturbated half the night, slept six hours, then masturbated more in the morning, the entire while making sure to save all of my goo for the girls.

Yesterday I set sail on the stroll at around 11:15 in the morning.

On 20th & National, I picked up a gal who I was thinking was the "Rea" who sucked my filthy cock a few weeks ago. Adding certainty to my suspicious was the fact that when I asked her her name, she said "Mariah". Today she was drunk, sleepy, and sloppy, so I did not do a date with her, although as I was dropping her off at the gas station she requested I take her to, I offered her $10 for a date, and she refused. This was after she'd asked me for a $2 gift, and I'd refused. Normally drunken girls are a pain and don't make me cum, so I was only willing to offer that $10. I figured she could warm me up for whoever I pick up next. We bid adieu without having made sexual contact.

At around 1:55 or so I picked up Sabrina off of 25th or so and National. I saw the nice, thick whiteness from behind, and long, brown hair. Once she got in, I realized that the face leaves some to be desired. She's not ugly, per se, but from behind she'd looked like a real treat. We haggled a second and then agreed upon 20 for head, and a 5 tip if I shoot. She warned me that she doesn't catch, so I have to notify her of my impending explosion. I agreed and secretly made the plan of offering an extra 5 if she catches. I'm guessing that the blow job took thirteen minutes. As I got riled up, I made the offer, and by golly she took it, as I figured she would. Moments later, she took my load into her pig mouth. Ahh. Relief. Purity. Expulsion of toxins. Excorcism of demons. I dropped her back off and yakked on the phone for the next 5 hours, waiting for another load to brew up.

I set sail again on the track at around 7:00 yesterday evening. At 8:00 or so I found Jill walking in her normal area. Hell yeah! We zipped on out to my shooting range. She inquired as to how many dates I've had this sojourn, to which I rejoined "two", telling her all of the gory details. She timed herself to my clock. Seven minutes it took her to make me shoot a third time in 25 hours! For a middle aged man, I sure shoot out a lot of cum! And these loads are of massive quantity! Just ask the girls. Also, I take no drugs. Yes, I start out soft, but I get hard, and I tell you what, I'm going to start fucking more of these girls! Jill- you're next! I've fucked her before, and it was great! I speak directly to her, because she, Rose, and E each were talking about this forum. They are reading everything, and they all express a generally positive opinion about my posts on here. Jilly Bean only lifted up her head one time during tonight's blow job, during which I noted that my cock looked good and certainly hard enough to ram into her tight pussy. But alas, in my middle age, I tend to go limp while a slore removes her pants. Perhaps Jill will come to my friend's house I stay at when I'm in town and let me fuck her brains out. Perhaps I am flattering myself, as I often last only several minutes before shooting, whether with a slore or a plain woman who isn't a prostitute. All I can promise is that I'll give the coitus my full passion.

These dalliances put me in a state of equilibrium, which I am still in as I type this. All of what humanity has, since time immemorial, accepted as normal "male aggression", is but the symptoms of not having sex with tons of women frequently. The anger you see in men's countenance, the violence men inflict upon each other- it's all unnecessary and unnatural. Those men who are strong enough to liberate themselves are able to rise above the muck and enter a state of being that is void of the lower feelings of tension and conflict. I am experiencing this as I type. Those four angels sapped every bit of venom from my soul, and now I am pure.

This is all a dream, of course. None of it really happened.

30 to each slore, multiplied by 4. 120 bucks for the greatest times of my life- like it is every time I'm down there- only this time I had a threesome with two of the three members of the Holy Trinity!

Halloween's behind us, and coming up is Thanksgiving, then Christmas. Do something nice for yourself for the holidays and get yourself some hookers. Do something nice for a friend and get him one, too. Each Halloween season I give out candy to hookers. Each Christmas and Valentine's day I give out boxes of chocolates to the prostitutes. All of you working girls who make this rotten world go round, giving us some respite from the mundaneness and trudgery, I salute you with my stiff cock; you know, the one you suck during the second half of the blow job.

Body Shopper, signing off.