Massage Parlor Reports

[Sonny13]

Any of you frequenting any spots where the girls actually like to kiss during the session and who are good at it? I really enjoy it when I can get a nice sensual HE or more with a girl who doesn't shy away from some lip and tongue action. Let me know what you've run into recently.

Some may say this is a coincidence. Others may think maybe some of the providers are reading the board and giving mongers what they want. Either way, this is good news for you.

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[PuntaJaco43]

Kissing is a turnon.

But the downsides have been occasional sore throats afterwards.

And the thought that she gave the guy before you a BBBJ.

Just think of that!

Be safe, even if it really sucks (pun intended).

Use the big head.

HG.

I agree with the stated consequences as you mention. And I may add, it would be advisable never to stick your tongue down a provider's throat on the first visit just like I would never accept BBFS from any of these women on our initial session. If they are giving it to you on the first meeting, they are doing it with everyone. (I remember my first date with my college girlfriend, she told me I was the only one; unbeknownst to me she was doing half the football team). Having said this, we older gents need a more intimate experience to perform like we did when we were 40 or 50 years old. Now, if you are in your 30's or 40's and you are blowing double barrels in a 30-minute session, (God Bless you), then this doesn't pertain to you obviously.

But.

In my short 4 years as a hobbyist, I have found several women, (at AMPs only), that would provide this level of experience but only after they had gotten to know and trust me, and this may take some money and some time, but it's out there; even with some very attractive providers, it's out there. Women are woman and many are looking for an interesting and intimate man. How many of these women have a serious relationship outside of work? Not many especially if they are getting into their 40-50's. The clock is running out for them. So, it's not easy but it's out there, you just must dig for that hidden jewel. This for me and others is part of the fun. We old boomers are used to working hard for a good date.

More importantly be respectful and carful. Don't get into deep. And always be nice to the ladies, unless they are like the two wicked witches that I wrote about several weeks ago.

Regards.

[WalkerC]

Been enjoying the hobby in the DMV region since the last century (well over 20 years) -- not once, not at any AMP or independent have I asked for nor been offered a receipt.

Seriously? I find it challenging at times to explain all the bottles of water in my car.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

The only place I've ever heard of offering a receipt is FHOH.

[AvgJoe123]

Been enjoying the hobby in the DMV region since the last century (well over 20 years) -- not once, not at any AMP or independent have I asked for nor been offered a receipt.

Seriously? I find it challenging at times to explain all the bottles of water in my car.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

LOL at your comment about the water bottles. I also have those small pieces of candy in my car. At least Halloween gives me a reason to have those mini candies in my car.

[Asphalt]

I park, walk up, and open the door to a very dark and seedy looking reception area. This place has seen better days as has the entire complex, but looks can be deceiving. I am greeted by a spunky attractive, mid 40's woman of small and lean stature with a nice rack. She was smartly dressed in street cloths and was happy to see me. I opted for a HH massage for $50. I stressed the desire to have my lower body massaged only. I was not expecting any extras when I entered this place. I wasn't even going to initiate anything; I was tired and wanted to relax.

The massage started with Coco placing a soft sheet across my body and slowly rubbing my lower body. After a few minutes she pulled off the sheet and asked if she could use some cream, I nodded yes, and she proceeded to massage my calves, hamstrings, and buttocks and back down again carefully and masterfully. At one point she asked if I wanted it harder, but I declined, she misunderstood, and I winced when she turned up the pressure. I initiated conversation and in the matter of a few minutes I found out how long she had been in the states, where she was from and that she had a son. She was at ease, and I was in peace.

Ok now get this: On the flip, I am laying there on my back all relaxed, my junk was hanging all over the place and suddenly, she starts flicking my balls and giggling. She has a mask on, but I can tell that she was smiling and wanted to play. I look at her and nodded to continue as I sensed she was asking permission. She gave a very nicely performed HJ; she knew what to do and this wasn't her first time. What a surprise! She left, I got dressed and met her at the reception area with a $50 tip. She was very appreciative and asked when I would return. I assured her very soon. Which I will.

To Conclude: Coco reminds me of Angela when she was at Yumi a few months ago. Coco is not as young, not as pretty and not as stacked but very similar. The big difference at Won is the peace and quiet. No interruptions, no disturbances. Coco was totally focused on making me happy and she did. Looks can be deceiving gentlemen, but YMMV.

Regards.

Funny. At one time this place was totally not NOVA but I would stop in every now and again to see if things had changed. In the last year I tried again and had a tallish woman with a nice rack who let me nurse those nice plums and pet the kitty for $60. The next time I saw her no kitty, no nursing and she wanted $80 for a lifted up bra and a handshake. Glad you found a good one. I'll call ahead and ask for her.

[PilotAviator]

A provider I used to do BBFS with had the IUD removed and so I had to switch to using condoms. Well in order to avoid trouble since she worked in a fairly legit MP she had me take home the souvenirs to discard at my leisure. Well one day after finishing the deed I had a work emergency and completley forgot about the magical napkin shoved away in my pants pocket. Me man. Me idiot. Needless to say come laundry day the wife found my little gift and left it right on the counter for me to see when I got home from work.

I'm still in the dog house for that one.

Needless to say my days of monger exploration have slowed to a crawl. I still get out every now and then but I have to play it extremely careful. Receipts and other trinkets are emptied from my pockets before I dare set foot in the door.

Been enjoying the hobby in the DMV region since the last century (well over 20 years) -- not once, not at any AMP or independent have I asked for nor been offered a receipt.

Seriously? I find it challenging at times to explain all the bottles of water in my car.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[EDog65]

I've been told both Angie and Sandra at FHOH.

Appreciate the feedback. I haven't tried FHOH yet but may have to give it a chance.

[DC002]

Some girls will kiss. The only ones I have come across that kiss and do it well have been long time relations. Sometimes the variety is cool but the familiar girl that knows what you like and you know her can be a fun ordeal. These are the ones that have been comfortable enough to kiss and do a nice real GFE for me. None on a first visit or two.

Kissing is a turnon.

But the downsides have been occasional sore throats afterwards.

And the thought that she gave the guy before you a BBBJ.

Just think of that!

Be safe, even if it really sucks (pun intended).

Use the big head.

HG.

[DecentManhood]

Any contact information or link you're willing to share?

Just google "Foxylists darin" you will find her profile.

[Happy Guy 2]

Hello,

So I had some free time this weekend and decided to try one of the independents I had not a chance to sample yet. I noticed an ad for Vandara, she quickly replied, and we were on.

The good: Well, she did have some very nice knockers as so well described by the much esteemed Frankie Digitola, and did bring them out to play. Also, the massage was really good, she worked on my tight calves and thighs, gave me a very professional head to toe massage, and that part of the session was quite nice.

The bad: She had a mask on the whole time, although I am not sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing. She broke out the negotiations at the flip, which is always a turn off, and I found myself committing to more than I had intended. Eighty dollars later, she took her top off but only offered limited touching and nothing more. So the finish ended up being a fairly pleasant but overly expensive hand job. I left feeling cheated, which put a sour taste on my happy ending.

I think she has enough of a customer base that she feels like she can phone it in on the extras, I would not recommend, nor do I think I will return which is a bummer since there are many positives about her.

Be safe.

--BE.

Vandera: I have posted a very uninspiring review and would never repeat. I can't see how she stays in business. Just no sex appeal to me.

Waste of time and money.

HG.

[TheOuroboros]

Had an hour to kill after work and was along bull run and decided to pull into an office park that had two massage parlors in them. Dadi massage and top massage.

I actually checked out DADI first but when I entered the place it was a ghost town. I waited in the lobby to see if anyone would come out and greet me but nobody did. So I ventured further in and found a door slightly ajar and caught wind of a old Chinese woman giving a massage to a gentleman inside. I turned around and dipped. I figure anyone whose going to give a massage with the door open wouldn't be prone to giving me what I wanted so I decided to try the other MP instead and went to top across the street.

The reality is I should have skipped both but I went against my gut feeling and decided to get a 30 min massage at Top. This place has rooms that do not have a door but instead a curtain slide so I really should have backed out and went on my way home but the older Chinese lady who lead me into the room was skinny with long dark hair. A black t shirt and jeans, Sporting a fairly stacked rack. Despite the wrinkles and the mask she had on I could tell she was pretty. So I opted in for a medium massage.

20 min go by and then she starts a soft touch and begins teasing the balls. It was enough stimulation to turn me on so I flip and she begins teasing me again by avoiding my erection and running her hands up and down my legs instead. I guess she was waiting for me to make the first move so I guided her hands toward junior when she stopped and asked me how much. Man nothing takes the wind from your sails then when they ask you to just stop mid fantasy and pay up. I countered by gauging her asking price and if I had water in my mouth I surely would have spat it out into her face when she gave me her answer.

For a 30 min massage and tug after giving her. 4 for the hh she wanted. 8 more for the HE. I tried to give her the benefit of the doubt and politely asked her if the. 8 would include her taking off her clothes. Fully nude HJ while I play with her body would be the only way I would match her asking price. But nope she refused and said that. 8 would be for a fully clothed HJ with no possibility of roaming. Who in the right mind would even consider that.? Without a doubt I can find a place down the street that would offer a whole lot more for the same price. I told her she's out of her mind and asked her to just finish the massage and forget the ending. She then said she would do it for. 6 and I told her that's still a rip off and that at this point I wouldn't even take her up on it. 4. I was completley turned off. She tried to get me back in the mood with soft touch caressing on my stomach and legs but the flame had already died. I left her. 1 tip to shut her up as I was leaving, never to return again.

Sadly I didn’t have the time to scope out other places in the area so I went home with blue balls instead

[TheOuroboros]

This might fit better under the OPSEC forum, but mine was from an MP, so decided to share this reminder.

About a month ago, I visited an MP and absent-mindedly put receipt in pocket. Wife was about to do laundry and I forgot about it until I saw her going through pockets. Was able to offer to help and check my pants. Luckily, I was able to locate and hide receipt without her noticing.

Since then, I make sure to destroy and trash them before leaving MP. Seems like a common sense thing, but when little head is taking charge, the bigger head gets forgetful.

Happy hunting.

A provider I used to do BBFS with had the IUD removed and so I had to switch to using condoms. Well in order to avoid trouble since she worked in a fairly legit MP she had me take home the souvenirs to discard at my leisure. Well one day after finishing the deed I had a work emergency and completley forgot about the magical napkin shoved away in my pants pocket. Me man. Me idiot. Needless to say come laundry day the wife found my little gift and left it right on the counter for me to see when I got home from work.

I'm still in the dog house for that one.

Needless to say my days of monger exploration have slowed to a crawl. I still get out every now and then but I have to play it extremely careful. Receipts and other trinkets are emptied from my pockets before I dare set foot in the door.

[Member #6802]

I have seen her 3 times now and it was a great experience each time. She is in her late-20's and looks it. I would highly recommend her.

Any contact information or link you're willing to share?

[Member #6802]

This might fit better under the OPSEC forum, but mine was from an MP, so decided to share this reminder.

About a month ago, I visited an MP and absent-mindedly put receipt in pocket. Wife was about to do laundry and I forgot about it until I saw her going through pockets. Was able to offer to help and check my pants. Luckily, I was able to locate and hide receipt without her noticing.

Since then, I make sure to destroy and trash them before leaving MP. Seems like a common sense thing, but when little head is taking charge, the bigger head gets forgetful.

Happy hunting.

[DecentManhood]

I have seen her 3 times now and it was a great experience each time. She is in her late-20's and looks it. I would highly recommend her.

I see she quotes SS. 6 for a hour, it's hard to tell what can be included, does that amount cover more than a hand shake? Does she up charge after the flip? Thank you.