Massage Parlor Reports

**OldBoomer** · 10-29-22 22:24

Originally Posted by FourNick8 [View Original Post]

Hannah at Classic Nails is another one with a good 2 handed HJ. She is a tall pretty 50 yo Vietnamese who has a following for manicures and pedicures. Strictly HJ with no UTC roaming.

YMMV. Mine did.

Called for an appointment.

Showed up a few minutes early.

There were two nails customers being worked on by a man.

Tina took me back for the massage.

The massage was just oil and light rubbing. About 3/10. Not worth the time.

Asked about Happiness service and was told " I never do that". I told her I would not want her to do something she did not want to. She said than you.

On the way out I saw a woman I assume was Hanna. Big smiles all around.

**Silk3434** · 10-29-22 16:54

Originally Posted by RickNva [View Original Post]

I have seen the expression "NOVA finish," and can pretty much assume what it means. But "assuming" can sometimes cause problems. So for us newbies, can others clarify what "nova" means or includes?

NOVA = No Vagina or No Vagina / Ass I've heard it both ways. Basically it means you get a HJ and don't get to play with anything, maybe some OTC (over the clothes) action. A NOVA+ finish might have some titties popped out or maybe pants lowered to grab some butt, but again refer back to the beginning.

I find that now adays, providers who clean / disinfect your hands before the flip (either at the start or when you get the hot towel) are down for some finger fun. At least they know you are sticking something clean inside. This wasn't the biggest thing before COVID, but certainly is a tell tale sign of something to come.

**Silk3434** · 10-29-22 16:50

Originally Posted by Shark125 [View Original Post]

So has anybody every experienced giving a massage to a provider at an AMP? I've had many experiences in many other ways but I'm thinking this would be another fun one to check off. Let me know if you've done it or have any location recommendations. I may start at my usual places and make the request as well.

Be it CFS, BBFS, BBBJ, something. If you can excite the lady she will open like a flower. But its totally YMMV and how well you give it.

**Member #6802** · 10-29-22 12:13

Originally Posted by VictorSmitham [View Original Post]

Does she offer NoVA finish?

I have seen the expression "NOVA finish," and can pretty much assume what it means. But "assuming" can sometimes cause problems. So for us newbies, can others clarify what "nova" means or includes?

**Shark125** · 10-29-22 08:21

So has anybody every experienced giving a massage to a provider at an AMP? I've had many experiences in many other ways but I'm thinking this would be another fun one to check off. Let me know if you've done it or have any location recommendations. I may start at my usual places and make the request as well.

**TheOuroboros** · 10-28-22 19:34

Originally Posted by SuzhiLang [View Original Post]

Thanks for the info Bro. BTW, can we call you nail salon expert / explorer going forward? LOL.

Be cautious about positing reviews of nail salons. They are in general, legitimate businesses that try to keep a low profile. Few, if any, ever post about offering massage services and while Nick has blessed all with the fruits of his experiences, i merely ask we take into consideration that these ladies do offer legit services such as pedicures and that we as gentlemen should honor the unwritten rules of non parlor etiquette. As with the last time these reviews came to light on the board. Mongers inundated the place( IE classic nail) like a swarm of horny plague mites determined to ravage the thinly veiled walls and consume everything within and they were forced to stop giving massages. Try to be respectful and discreet because all it takes is one mishap to fuck up the fun for the rest of us.

Rule 1: do not call them incessantly and bother the owner about a massage. Rather go in person. Maybe get your disgusting toenails clipped and while in the ambience of a pedicure gently tease the idea of a massage if they arent too busy.

Rule 2: if they are busy, find a better time to go. If you see tons of ladies getting their nails done. Probably isnt a good time to get a massage because all we need is one of these righteous Karens to get suspicious and send word to uncle Leo. Then the next post of this nature wont be in the massage section it will be an article link on the news and media reports.

Rule 3: the creed of the PilotAviator. Treat the ladies nice. Dont demand, the best youll get at a nail salon is a standard NOVA. Dont push for more youve already hit the jackpot.

Lets be gentlemen and mutually support our shared fun and the business while keeping both intact.

**Avanizh2000** · 10-28-22 19:23

Originally Posted by OldBoomer [View Original Post]

Has anyone visited this one?

https://northern-virginia.skipthegam...x/467204288498

They advertise a range of damage and offer groupon!

Looks like a good spot.

Quality?

Services?

Rules.

Damage.

Recommendations.

Names?

I live within walking distance so I decided to check it out this evening. There is no number on the door (it is on the first floor) but there is a small business card that says "Paradise Spa". I opened the door and there was an Asian lady probably mid 40's, maybe 5'8, 200 lbs with a chubby face sitting behind a table facing the main door. I asked if they accepted credit cards and she said not yet and smiled. I noticed there was a small dark hallway with 2 or 3 private rooms but I did not see anyone else. The place is open until 10 pm and they have Christmas lights bordering the windows.

The chubby lady had a pleasant attitude but I do not think I would want to pay her to perform on me.

I plan to visit next week for a session during one of my walks.

**SuzhiLang** · 10-28-22 19:08

Originally Posted by FourNick8 [View Original Post]

Hannah at Classic Nails is another one with a good 2 handed HJ. She is a tall pretty 50 yo Vietnamese who has a following for manicures and pedicures. Strictly HJ with no UTC roaming.

Thanks for the info Bro. BTW, can we call you nail salon expert / explorer going forward? LOL.

**Eerock** · 10-28-22 07:40

Originally Posted by OldBoomer [View Original Post]

Has anyone visited this one?

https://northern-virginia.skipthegam...x/467204288498

They advertise a range of damage and offer groupon!

Looks like a good spot.

Quality?

Services?

Rules.

Damage.

Recommendations.

Names?

Until recently my area travels would take me to a brewery in a plaza across the street from this townhouse office complex. Would see one of the neon "Open" lights on, so investigated. In Suite 7x C is Lucky Therapeutic Massage. Its extensive online presence -- web site, groupon, google and yelp reviews, etc. --screams "totally legitimate. " But the ad you posted is for Suite 7x A, and has different phone numbers. Sounds like I might need to get back out to that brewery.

**VictorSmitham** · 10-28-22 01:28

Originally Posted by JackGolfer53 [View Original Post]

Not sure who has seen her, I did yesterday her first day back. She is very attractive and gives a great massage, no extras that I could see. But pretty and a great massage.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../22582292.html

Does she offer NoVA finish?

**OldManRose** · 10-28-22 00:46

I saw hotel Tina in Springfield today and have to agree with all the reviews. She is a sweetheart and very accommodating. I am an older guy who had a prostatectomy and my sex life is as much imagination, innovation, and fantasy, as performance. She delivers on all fronts and has some interesting tattoos. It would be nice if she had spoke more english. I also agree she should be in the escort sections as she is not accomplished or good at whole body massage. But for making you feel good and doing some things better then anyone else in the area I thought I would put my 2 cents in.

**OldBoomer** · 10-27-22 20:47

Has anyone visited this one?

https://northern-virginia.skipthegam...x/467204288498

They advertise a range of damage and offer groupon!

Looks like a good spot.

Quality?

Services?

Rules.

Damage.

Recommendations.

Names?

**FourNick8** · 10-27-22 17:14

Originally Posted by SuzhiLang [View Original Post]

The two hands technique really makes a different. I have not visited this Tina, but the last time I saw a provider using two hand technique was Jane, who was also strictly HJ only, which I fine with me. If anyone have any recommendations on where else I can find providers with two hand techniques, that would be greatly appreciated.

Hannah at Classic Nails is another one with a good 2 handed HJ. She is a tall pretty 50 yo Vietnamese who has a following for manicures and pedicures. Strictly HJ with no UTC roaming.

**JackGolfer53** · 10-27-22 15:35

Not sure who has seen her, I did yesterday her first day back. She is very attractive and gives a great massage, no extras that I could see. But pretty and a great massage.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../22582292.html

**TonyTch10** · 10-27-22 10:23

Originally Posted by Galleon [View Original Post]

I saw a couple reports where mongers left disappointed as they were not attended to by Sandra. Did you make an appointment requesting her specifically and got baited and switched or were those walk-ins and you basically got whoever was available at the time?

I specifically asked for Sandra and when I got there she said she's having computer issues. I didn't want to be rude so I said ok to Fabiola. Worst experience. Left with barely a chub and no release. She tried I was not into it.