Massage Parlor Reports

[HawaiiGuy]

I cruised around a couple of Viet coffee shops and got all worked up with the nudies refilling my coffee, so on the way out of the area, I decided to check out Cindy at My Happy Feet. Unfortunately, PPS told me that she's gone for good back to China. You never know if that's the truth or not, but I never seen her before so even if she relocated to another place, I'd never be able to recognize her anyways. He offered a "new girl" and that was Emily, who also said she was new "first time" doing this. I'll call bullshit on this, because she's older than fuck, had to be at least 50, though looking at her face and fully dressed, she looked passable for 40.

L f 6. 5 b 5. Face is not unattractive at the door, but once you're in mish, she's just plain ugly. I landed at 6. 5 for a rating score and it seems correct. Her body looks average, but once you unwrap the top and bottom off, OMG you see that she's misshapen like a fat Golum. The chunks around her midsection give away her age. At least 50. No shape ass, tits that look like that gave up on life fucking decades ago. Huge vertical scar from sternum to Bush with heavy colloidal tissue build up and discoloration. I don't know if in her youth she got into a knife fight and lost big time or what.

A 7. She seemed a nice enough person. Asked for more tip but was satisfied with what I offered, even though in truth it turned out to be too much for the package that I ended up getting.

S 4. CBJ, CFS mish. Couldn't do any other positions because my dick shrank and I couldn't get it to cooperate at all. Dicks tend to shrink when you're trying to fuck a member of the Hutt clan. Finished with HJ, that's all I had left. Between start and finish though, it would be good to point out that the smell was really unbearable. She had BV pretty bad. I'd say a 4 out of 10 with 10 being the worst. But when it comes to BV, a 4 is pretty bad. Then there's her breath. OMG. You don't want a 50 year old Chinese lady mouth breathing on you. It's not sexy.

E 40 hr + 120 CBJ cfs. Massage wasn't any good.

RR No and no. I have no interest in returning to MHF and there's nothing to recommend here. The other gals looked even older and uglier than Emily.

FYI: Cindy is at Massage 2018 (used to be S H) 9211 Bolsa #215.

[WhoreMaster 91]

There's this MILF I've been trying to find again that gave me an amazing HJ at a nail salon last year and I think she's one of Krystal's girls. She has a butterfly tattooed on the right side of her waist.

She went by Holly so I made an appointment with Krystal thinking it was her. Turns out it wasn't but this Holly also looked like a hot MILF but a little chunky. On the flip side she rub my boy between her lovely big boobs. Total damage was $$65 which seems too expensive when I can get cheaper but better elsewhere.

Can you share what Nail salon? Been trying to find one that offer HJ Thanks bro.

[Sound7]

Closing of shops is more likely with mediocre service with old hand and high prices to follow. My prediction a new business model with much higher prices with low demand. Price point at $350 for new MT to enter.

I was getting $15 foot massages in San Gabriel on Valley back in 2009. I think fullbody in a room alone with a girl was $25 as I recall. But very little fun despite teases. The places on the east end of Valley Blvd were the places for happier endings with hands and more.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

This AMP is on / off Beach Blvd. And in Stanton. It's a Viet AMP and not Chinese. Most on this forum are already familiar with prices AMP girls are currently asking for different types of services, so I don't need to give that info. Even if I did, you doubters will probably think I made it up to, so why bother?

Yes, that entire region along Beach Blvd north of 22 is "happy ending alley" with plenty of cheap Vietnamese shops. My main place was behind a Starbucks. MMS was about 35 and had her boyfriend who was a Vietnamese body builder working the desk too. When the girls were all busy, MMS herself would take you into the room and do the deed. However, the girls were all over the place from good to bad, and like the proverbial box of chocolates you never knew what you might get.

This was before the Westminster "Jack Avenue" opened up along Westminster Blvd. That was mostly legit while the Beach Blvd area was not legit. Ultimately I was swayed by more of a real massage and livelier girls at SH.

[BenderOver]

I cruised around a couple of Viet coffee shops and got all worked up with the nudies refilling my coffee, so on the way out of the area, I decided to check out Cindy at My Happy Feet. Unfortunately, PPS told me that she's gone for good back to China. You never know if that's the truth or not, but I never seen her before so even if she relocated to another place, I'd never be able to recognize her anyways. He offered a "new girl" and that was Emily, who also said she was new "first time" doing this. I'll call bullshit on this, because she's older than fuck, had to be at least 50, though looking at her face and fully dressed, she looked passable for 40.

L f 6. 5 b 5. Face is not unattractive at the door, but once you're in mish, she's just plain ugly. I landed at 6. 5 for a rating score and it seems correct. Her body looks average, but once you unwrap the top and bottom off, OMG you see that she's misshapen like a fat Golum. The chunks around her midsection give away her age. At least 50. No shape ass, tits that look like that gave up on life fucking decades ago. Huge vertical scar from sternum to Bush with heavy colloidal tissue build up and discoloration. I don't know if in her youth she got into a knife fight and lost big time or what.

A 7. She seemed a nice enough person. Asked for more tip but was satisfied with what I offered, even though in truth it turned out to be too much for the package that I ended up getting.

S 4. CBJ, CFS mish. Couldn't do any other positions because my dick shrank and I couldn't get it to cooperate at all. Dicks tend to shrink when you're trying to fuck a member of the Hutt clan. Finished with HJ, that's all I had left. Between start and finish though, it would be good to point out that the smell was really unbearable. She had BV pretty bad. I'd say a 4 out of 10 with 10 being the worst. But when it comes to BV, a 4 is pretty bad. Then there's her breath. OMG. You don't want a 50 year old Chinese lady mouth breathing on you. It's not sexy.

E 40 hr + 120 CBJ cfs. Massage wasn't any good.

RR No and no. I have no interest in returning to MHF and there's nothing to recommend here. The other gals looked even older and uglier than Emily.

[BTrain]

Supply and demand, she's got the demand, so she slowly raised the price, but her massage is top notch so I keep going. It's worth it, but see my review of GIGI below, a more economical product and still a good time.

Does Gigi give a good legit massage like Krystal does?

[WayDownThere]

Looks like Jennifer got her own place.

This is the older lady I report on about 2 months ago. She was at some hair salon in Staton.

For those who liked the older provider.

Price $60 hour- $40 half.

Service okay, a decent body rub / massage. She allowed touching everywhere. Talks a lot, tip was $40. I'm sure she will do FS, but too old for me.

About 3 weeks ago, I saw her ad and texted her. She responded with pricing info. Then I asked her to text me her photo, which she did after about 10 minutes. Then I responded by saying I'm looking for someone younger. And moved on. Not against an older MT. Just that her looks were not enough to compel me to stop by. But we all have different tastes, so it's all good.

[WayDownThere]

Agree. I walk out all the time. Hobby isn't cheap so might as well wait until you get what you want. I used to not want to be rude and would just be like ok maybe it will be a good massage but screw that. If you text the provider and they say come in and pick girl all young and beautiful and then they end up in their 40's and trying to pass off as 28, just walk away. You don't need to be an ass about it but they shouldn't be rewarded for lying to get you to come either. I have walked from places I have frequented multiple time and the mamasan knows what I like and when someone I ask for isn't in she goes oh I got new girl just like her. You like trust me. 2 out of 3 times it is not the same and I'll walk out. These inflated prices and not what you are looking for, forget it.

Have you had a chance to try either of the AMPs and the girls I pointed you to in my PMs to you? The ones in my post on new girl?

[WayDownThere]

No offense, of course, but damn, dude, get some balls and stand up for yourself.

You couldn't have said sorry you're not my type? What if she said yes, I do use my mouth and I fuck bareback?

What would you say then? Oh, I forgot my wallet lmao!

I've walked plenty of times without using a question like this for my excuse. Yep, this hobby is not cheap, and I've walked out on more than half of the AMPs I've visited. In this case, she wasn't bad looking, but a little large frame for me. She kept on trying to sell me on her "hand" skills, so I played along and brought it up to the next level with the mouth question. Had she nodded or given any other non-verbal indication to being open for BJ, I would have stayed to try her out.

So. Dude. For you to say that I don't have balls to stand up for myself without knowing me and based on one reported event is pretty presumptuous. And wrong.

[NailBoiz1]

Looks like Jennifer got her own place.

This is the older lady I report on about 2 months ago. She was at some hair salon in Staton.

For those who liked the older provider.

Price $60 hour- $40 half.

Service okay, a decent body rub / massage. She allowed touching everywhere. Talks a lot, tip was $40. I'm sure she will do FS, but too old for me.

[Gulongitlog]

Just curious which is the cheapest AMP you guys ever been to?

There was a massage place on beach blvd at HB. I forgot the name, but I remember you can get an hr massage and HJ with a granny for. 3 total out the door. That place has closed since.

[BigBoDonk]

Just curious which is the cheapest AMP you guys ever been to?

[CJamesTX85]

No offense, of course, but damn, dude, get some balls and stand up for yourself.

You couldn't have said sorry you're not my type? What if she said yes, I do use my mouth and I fuck bareback?

What would you say then? Oh, I forgot my wallet lmao!

Agree. I walk out all the time. Hobby isn't cheap so might as well wait until you get what you want. I used to not want to be rude and would just be like ok maybe it will be a good massage but screw that. If you text the provider and they say come in and pick girl all young and beautiful and then they end up in their 40's and trying to pass off as 28, just walk away. You don't need to be an ass about it but they shouldn't be rewarded for lying to get you to come either. I have walked from places I have frequented multiple time and the mamasan knows what I like and when someone I ask for isn't in she goes oh I got new girl just like her. You like trust me. 2 out of 3 times it is not the same and I'll walk out. These inflated prices and not what you are looking for, forget it.

[AlexRodriguez]

I go to an AMP mainly to see how attractive or not the MTs there are. Intent is to not proceed to get service if they are not appealing. No I didn't expect she would give me a yes answer on my "mouth" question. That was my a tactic for me to decline the invitation and leave. Not the most elegant method, but it worked for me, at least this time.

No offense, of course, but damn, dude, get some balls and stand up for yourself.

You couldn't have said sorry you're not my type? What if she said yes, I do use my mouth and I fuck bareback?

What would you say then? Oh, I forgot my wallet lmao!

[Slammer6008]

Eva or Lisa.

Come on Frankie. It's has to be both!!