Massage Parlor Reports

**AnimalCookie** · 07-22-22 16:24

I visited Asian Massage a few days ago on Linden. The person who greeted me was 50+, possibly over 60. I turned around and left.

**AnimalCookie** · 04-13-22 08:15

I had this dream that I went to Health Massage where I met Lili. Standard massage costs for LC. I would rate her a 7 or 8 out of 10 with a nice body and wearing a dress. She was probably 30, but wore a mask the entire time, and probably weighed 110#. Her english wasn't great. I received a nice massage, probably 6 or 7 out of 10. There was some light teasing before the flip. When I flipped over, she indicated HJ or FS via motions. I indicated FS. I went and grabbed $. And she walked out. When she returned, she removed her panties, put on the cover, got on the table for the mish position and had was completely shaved. We finished up. Too bad it was just a dream because I had to wake up.

**Grimmy23** · 02-05-22 17:18

I was in Cruces for the weekend and had a little time on my hands, so decided to check it out. One thing I've learned about AMPs over the years is it doesn't matter much what city you're in, they're all the same effing thing. When you visit an AMP you generally expect a half-assed massage from an "ok looking" Asian woman in her mid-30's to late 40's, awkward negotiation after you flip, then whatever finish you chose (HJ, BJ, or FS). Once in a while you get surprised by a young hottie, but that's a rarity. Crystal Spa is no different. Got a decent looking (not hot, but decent) Chinese provider who I estimated to be in her mid 30's. I'd rate the massage to be about a 6/10 by AMP standards. Flipped, and immediate negotiation. I started with 100, she made a pouty face and said 130, I said 100 is all I have, and she giggled and said ok. Dress came off, she put a cover on with her mouth and give about 2 minutes worth of BJ, then climbed on and rode me to a finish. All in all not too bad for 140 total damage, by AMP standards that is. For the most part I'm done with the AMP habit because, as I said, they're all pretty much the same freaking thing. I'm just shocked that Las Cruces has a few of them now. I went to school here back in the day when the Lamplighter (strip club) opened and the city lost its shit over it and ran it out of town within a couple months.

On a side note I also saw Martha (scroll down a few reviews) and can't say I recommend her. She's cheap. Currently charging 80 for a session. But she's kind of ghetto and seemed like she was whacked out on something. Answered the door naked and was ready to go, talked nonstop about her "bitchass ex husband" who dumped her, used the words fucking asshole a lot, and pretty much wanted it over with as quickly as possible. There aren't a lot of places where you can get FS for 80, so there's that. She won't do anything for you though. Pretty much lays there and takes it.

**AnimalCookie** · 02-04-22 09:53

I visited Asian Massage on Linden Ave. I went by this place and saw a small SUV parked out front and had skipped it thinking that another person was getting a massage, but the same vehicle was there the next day and decided to give it a try.

She told me her name was Lisa. The 30 minute massage for. 4 was OK, probably a 6 out of 10. Lisa wore her mask the entire time. Hard to guess her age, but I would say mid-30's. On the flip she avoided directly touching JR, but as he responded to her light touches, the negotiation started. When I indicated I wanted FS, she said $ . 4, I told her all I had was $. She eventually understood that was all I had and said next time bring more. She returned with a cover and got on the table.

I've been at this location a couple of times prior to this visit, with similar results.

**AnimalCookie** · 01-27-22 11:09

There is an AMP on E. Lohman in a multi-unit building. The address is 525 and is advertised on STG's. The Asian lady that Greeted me was about 55 to 60. I inquired about the prices knowing that I would pass if she was doing the massage. She gave me the standard pricing for LC, . 40, for the 1/2, . 60 for the hour.

Since the individual who greets you is almost always the one who does the massage, I passed.

**AnimalCookie** · 01-27-22 10:52

I made a 30 minute visit to Leisure Massage for an Asian massage. "Monica" was the provider. I would estimate her age to be mid 30's. When I walked in she didn't have a mask on but she wore one the entire session. I provided her with the 1/2 hour rate, and she immediately ask for a tip. I said I would tip later.

I would rate her massage skills at a 7/10. On the flip it was light touch and with JR responding she whispered in my ear something I didn't understand. I touched her in the right spot and she said $ . 40, I said no, $, she said $ . 20, I said no, all I had was $. She accepted, but said next time bring more money.

**Grimmy23** · 01-14-22 18:24

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

I will probably see Martha when I'm in town. After searching around a lot I also found this one: https://backpagegals.com/escorts/fem...ruces-10416222 Know anything about her? She's outcall only which may work out well for me. Texted her from a fake number and she seems legit.

Jezebelle: https://las-cruces.skipthegames.com/...m/477798124396 I traded texts with her from a burner number as if I wanted to book. She's legit. Working outcall only right now. Charges 240 for an hour outcall which is probably pretty expensive for Cruces but still a good deal based on other parts of the country where you can easily pay 300 and up. Did a lot of digging on her. Not sure why she's in Cruces now but she moved from Sacramento. Found some reviews on her from her days in Sacramento and they're all solid and say she can really rock your world. She also seems open to back door action if you're into that (it's a bucket list thing for me so I might just try).

There's others with recent reviews in LC, but most aren't returning texts, or are blatantly fake (caution: One number I saw advertised rings through to "Special Agent Chavez from LCPD. " Others texted back and said they wanted $80 deposits to secure the appointment, and when I ignored them they started texting back death threats and pictures of dismembered bodies. So I advise using a burner number to communicate with these people. Download a texting app that assigns you a random phone number. It's much safer). There's another one on tryst. Link advertising as "Hailes" who supposedly is an art student at NMSU, but she wants exorbitant fees and she has way too many tats for my liking (otherwise a cute girl though). Excessive tats and piercings are a turnoff for me.

So as of today, the options are Martha, the other Latina BBW I linked in my previous post, Jezebelle, and the various AMPs in town. I have a lot of experience with AMPs across the country and they're usually just meh, so I don't plan on visiting any in LC. I'll be in town first weekend in February and will most likely see Martha plus one of the other two in my time there. I kind of like having them come to my hotel room so they're in my environment instead of theirs. We will see how it plays out.

**Grimmy23** · 01-12-22 18:14

Originally Posted by AnimalCookie [View Original Post]

She looks like her pictures. She is clean and smelled fresh. Be prepared for dark (everything done in the dark) at her insistence. If you want something quick, the price is a bit lower. If all you want is FS, it's a better choice than an AMP. If you are looking for FSBB, that is also an option.

I will probably see Martha when I'm in town. After searching around a lot I also found this one: https://backpagegals.com/escorts/fem...ruces-10416222 Know anything about her? She's outcall only which may work out well for me. Texted her from a fake number and she seems legit.

**AnimalCookie** · 01-12-22 10:43

I tried getting a 30 minute massage here. Massage I would rate a 2/10. Skip this place if you actually need a massage. She had mask on the entire time. I would rate her, from what I could see a 5/10, mostly on the body. She was probably in the upper 30's. She offered a HJ on the flip, I shook my head and touched her. She said $. 6, I shook my head, she came down to $. 4 next. I said $, and she accepted that. She left and returned with cover. She didn't like my size so if you are endowed, skip this place since she will limit your movement.

**AnimalCookie** · 01-12-22 10:32

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ruces/72871230

I'll be in LC for a weekend next month. If this one is legit she might be worth a try, but not sure if it's too good to be true or not. She's just ok looking and a little thick based on the pics, but for the price for no time limit fun she may be serviceable. Debating whether to give her a shot or to just go to Crystal Spa when I get into town.

There's a few others with ads on the same site but they either look fake or they're not actually in LC.

She looks like her pictures. She is clean and smelled fresh. Be prepared for dark (everything done in the dark) at her insistence. If you want something quick, the price is a bit lower. If all you want is FS, it's a better choice than an AMP. If you are looking for FSBB, that is also an option.

**Grimmy23** · 01-03-22 10:28

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ruces/72871230

I'll be in LC for a weekend next month. If this one is legit she might be worth a try, but not sure if it's too good to be true or not. She's just ok looking and a little thick based on the pics, but for the price for no time limit fun she may be serviceable. Debating whether to give her a shot or to just go to Crystal Spa when I get into town.

There's a few others with ads on the same site but they either look fake or they're not actually in LC.

**AnimalCookie** · 11-24-21 09:26

Originally Posted by FondDume [View Original Post]

Recently in Las Cruces for work. Tried Missouri Ave and got more than I dreamed of.

I tried the Missouri Ave. Massage. Massage was about a 1/10. She ask if I wanted medium or soft. I said medium or hard, the best I received was light touch. Don't go there for a massage.

You can go there for something else though. On the flip she motioned HJ, I shook my head no and indicated FS, she wanted to negotiate, but I grabbed what I was willing to give up and she looked it over and ask for more. I said that is all I had, and she took it. She was mid 30's, probably a 5/10 on the looks. I would not go back because the massage was so poor.

**AnimalCookie** · 11-19-21 10:21

Originally Posted by DkPersonal [View Original Post]

This is the name of the massage place on idaho next to the girl scouts. It's a clean place, a little warm in there but the massage was about a 5/10 and the flip was almost no negotiation, which I like. The masseuse was nice, an AMP 6 in looks, and didn't make it feel overly business like. Don't know if I would return but I can say without a doubt that compared to the other places around this town, this is about as good as it gets. I cruised and took a peek in a lot of the other ones and I have to say, Yikes!, only if you are really, really hard up.

I would like to concur with this post with mostly the same results at Crystal Spa. Why mostly. Don't expect new sheets on the table. You would hope that they could change the sheets between customers, but they don't. I would say it appears clean, but I observed them just straightening the sheets after my visit. House fee is standard, ratings on the provider is same as above, no negotiations needed. Finished with a great arm and scalp massage.

**DkPersonal** · 09-20-21 12:40

This is the name of the massage place on idaho next to the girl scouts. It's a clean place, a little warm in there but the massage was about a 5/10 and the flip was almost no negotiation, which I like. The masseuse was nice, an AMP 6 in looks, and didn't make it feel overly business like. Don't know if I would return but I can say without a doubt that compared to the other places around this town, this is about as good as it gets. I cruised and took a peek in a lot of the other ones and I have to say, Yikes!, only if you are really, really hard up.