Massage Parlor Reports

[RayLatoole]

Excellent review but no use without the location info.

Please DM the actual location if you prefer. TIA.

Just google lapeer asian massage. It's there.

[Dan Gerous]

Probably belongs in the Flint fourm but had some time to goto Lapeer since it's only 20 minutes away from North Oakland county. Late afternoon 3:30 or so. Get there and it so sunny can't see the open sign clearly. Go in and very nice looking lady greets me. Follow to a room she asks how long in a think accent. 30 minutes I say. She say two girls 80. I think sure why not. Hand her to cash and get comfortable on the table. Of course not even 5 minutes pass before another monger comes in and asks for an hour. LOL, then a couple of minutes after that another guy comes in. He asks for an hour but I think all the girls are taken at this point. All this while I wait an her mama getting the girls. So laying there naked as a breeze. Hear door open and hear foot steps and a nice voice say hi how are you? Massage begins and feel four hands on my shoulders and legs. It feels so nice, could have been harder but they were ok Oil comes out, it feels amazing. Rubbing my back, legs butt. Time comes for the flip. Hand up the and down my body. Finally see who is massaging me. One is girl from the front door. 30's, skinny, pretty. Other lady probably 10 years older but nice not fat but a bit bigger. First girl asks how much I want to tip, I think. I say hundred and she agrees. They go after my dick and rub me all over. I wrap my arm around the first one and slid my hand under her blouse and bra. Hmm, nice hand full. Other lady slides over and lifts her top. Some nice B's fall out. So here I am getting a HE and got two different tits in my hands. First girl lifts her top and the most beautiful nips are exposed. Long Asian nipples and dark areolas. I pull on them and twist them. Just having fun. The other one puts her tit in my mouth and I suck and lick switching between her boobs. So soft and smooth. I move to the other one and start sucking her tit. Man those long nips were fun to lick and lightly bite. They continue jerking me and I suck her tit all the way into my mouth hard. She liked it, I think. Then the 5 minute warning. I continue sucking tit and getting jerked. I'm older so it takes a bit but we finish up and they clean me up. The older gal leaves and the other one put my underwear wear on me and helps me get dressed. I pay her and leave. About 40 minutes all together. So 180 for a 4 hand HE, hard tit sucking and gripping. Fun had by me. Worth it. Probably could try more one on one but that's for another day.

Excellent review but no use without the location info.

Please DM the actual location if you prefer. TIA.

[Tpain0710]

I saw they were open and stopped in myself. Ivy is gone, but I drew Nancy too. She sure did the job for me. Standard ending after some teasing before the flip and the HJ was very satisfying with direction taken well. House was. 7 and I left a. 5 tip. I will return when in the area for sure.

This one is close to my work, is this next to highland pets store off Highland and and milford?

[Double K]

Probably belongs in the Flint fourm but had some time to goto Lapeer since it's only 20 minutes away from North Oakland county. Late afternoon 3:30 or so. Get there and it so sunny can't see the open sign clearly. Go in and very nice looking lady greets me. Follow to a room she asks how long in a think accent. 30 minutes I say. She say two girls 80. I think sure why not. Hand her to cash and get comfortable on the table. Of course not even 5 minutes pass before another monger comes in and asks for an hour. LOL, then a couple of minutes after that another guy comes in. He asks for an hour but I think all the girls are taken at this point. All this while I wait an her mama getting the girls. So laying there naked as a breeze. Hear door open and hear foot steps and a nice voice say hi how are you? Massage begins and feel four hands on my shoulders and legs. It feels so nice, could have been harder but they were ok Oil comes out, it feels amazing. Rubbing my back, legs butt. Time comes for the flip. Hand up the and down my body. Finally see who is massaging me. One is girl from the front door. 30's, skinny, pretty. Other lady probably 10 years older but nice not fat but a bit bigger. First girl asks how much I want to tip, I think. I say hundred and she agrees. They go after my dick and rub me all over. I wrap my arm around the first one and slid my hand under her blouse and bra. Hmm, nice hand full. Other lady slides over and lifts her top. Some nice B's fall out. So here I am getting a HE and got two different tits in my hands. First girl lifts her top and the most beautiful nips are exposed. Long Asian nipples and dark areolas. I pull on them and twist them. Just having fun. The other one puts her tit in my mouth and I suck and lick switching between her boobs. So soft and smooth. I move to the other one and start sucking her tit. Man those long nips were fun to lick and lightly bite. They continue jerking me and I suck her tit all the way into my mouth hard. She liked it, I think. Then the 5 minute warning. I continue sucking tit and getting jerked. I'm older so it takes a bit but we finish up and they clean me up. The older gal leaves and the other one put my underwear wear on me and helps me get dressed. I pay her and leave. About 40 minutes all together. So 180 for a 4 hand HE, hard tit sucking and gripping. Fun had by me. Worth it. Probably could try more one on one but that's for another day.

Great report. Which massage place in Lapeer? There's a couple but they look legit. I'll look in the Flint page too.

[HeeJunk]

I'm trying to remember the name of the Korean lady that ran ACU at 7 & Telegraph. She also had her own place at !3 & Mound. Anyone remember? Is she still at 13 & Mound? She's got to be in her 70's now. One of the best "in her day". Did everything but "BOOM BOOM". Any input would be appreciated.

Jennifer / cici / melissa sold both places. Helps out at Sonia spa on 8 mile from time to time.

[UseToBeJack]

I set up ah hour appointment with abbey today. Talk about waste of time and money showed up to a Shelby township appointment stopped answering my calls when I showed up for about 5 min. Then she messaged me the room number place smelled like wet dog she wouldn't let me touch at all, dog was constantly barking so she brought it into the massage room and even stopped to answer 3 different calls during my massage. Very unprofessional, once she flipped me over on my front side massaged for 10 min and just left the room and just said we're all done. Not even a HJ or DIY. Put my clothes on and demanded for half my money back and finally got it back after I told her I wasn't leaving until I get it. Wow the worst experience I've ever had in more the 25 years of getting massages. Please take my advice and stay away guys.

Plenty of negative reviews here on her. Suggest ya do some searching you'd save time and money.

[RevRun]

I haven't been to Alice in awhile.

Who is the go to there?

I sure miss Jenny. Good Times.

Last time I was there the line up was:

Diana: nothing special about the massage but good with the HE with a PM if asked for. Best body of the 3. Not too skinny or to big. Best option if she is still there.

Ruby: She's about a notch down from Diana with massage and the finish. Nice body and is on the thinner side.

Julie: She was the worst of the 3 for me. Upside with her is she'll remove clothes for a bigger tip. She complains the whole time during the HE and expects you to pop right when she touches you.

[LassBender]

I'm more of a lurker on these forums because I tend to stick by the old reliable places that have been reviewed a million times. I saw an interesting thing last Saturday at Saigon in Ferndale. I texted Tiffany about 5:00 and scheduled 45 minutes. Usual deal, rang the bell Tiffany let me in, but I saw a blonde sitting on the couch in the main kitchen / reception area. This appeared to be a white girl. Tiffany rushed me back into the room so I didn't get a good look, but there may be a new option available here in Ferndale. Anyone have insight on this? Is this a known commodity?

This was my first weekend visit to Saigon so maybe they have some variety on the weekends?

[Zeek2120]

I'm trying to remember the name of the Korean lady that ran ACU at 7 & Telegraph. She also had her own place at !3 & Mound. Anyone remember? Is she still at 13 & Mound? She's got to be in her 70's now. One of the best "in her day". Did everything but "BOOM BOOM". Any input would be appreciated.

She is the only one there I believe that old. Tina?

[Octel Hunt]

Couple weeks ago I tried an AMP off of Hall road near Chesterfield. Everything looked like it would be at least a HE. Rubmaps also said it had a table shower. MT said no table shower for the past 3 years. Got to the room to find out there wasn't anything going on there.

Yesterday, I stopped at a place on VanDyke in Shelby township. A short average built 30+ yo girl got down to business right away. Any more than 30 minutes is a waste of money. It was a little pricey though. Good to know that there is some action up here.

OH.

[DetroitPlay]

I set up ah hour appointment with abbey today. Talk about waste of time and money showed up to a Shelby township appointment stopped answering my calls when I showed up for about 5 min. Then she messaged me the room number place smelled like wet dog she wouldn't let me touch at all, dog was constantly barking so she brought it into the massage room and even stopped to answer 3 different calls during my massage. Very unprofessional, once she flipped me over on my front side massaged for 10 min and just left the room and just said we're all done. Not even a HJ or DIY. Put my clothes on and demanded for half my money back and finally got it back after I told her I wasn't leaving until I get it. Wow the worst experience I've ever had in more the 25 years of getting massages. Please take my advice and stay away guys.

[Tpain0710]

I saw they were open and stopped in myself. Ivy is gone, but I drew Nancy too. She sure did the job for me. Standard ending after some teasing before the flip and the HJ was very satisfying with direction taken well. House was. 7 and I left a. 5 tip. I will return when in the area for sure.

Can you share some details about the location, you can DM me if you don't like to share it here.

[Liquor Lotto]

Hello, recently reached out to LaLa in Southfield. FT her, she's real and seems legit. First time seeing her and wondering if anybody took a chance? Currently out of town so I won't be able to until next weekend, she said $ for half. You can PM the details.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/85921528

I spoke with her on the phone today and her voice had the typical unattractive ghetto twinge that I loathe so I'm not sure if I will be pursuing this one or not. She's affordable but could be fat as fuck too.

[Mr Regular]

Okay so I want to get a massage that actually feels good by an Asian lady (have a bit of a kink for them) around Southfield or Farmington Hills area. Having her touch my *ahem* junior, isn't a requirement but is something I'd be curious about. I'd prefer the massage to actually feel good because my back is always hurting. I guess what I'm asking is, are there any good massage parlors near these areas where I won't get scammed or stabbed?

The only scam you'll ever get at an AMP is when they might lead you on for extras if you return, but no way are you going to get stabbed at an AMP!!

If you want a legit decent massage in Farmington Hills, there's 2 locations on 12 Mile West of Middlebelt, IYARA Thai Massage & the Thai Spa Pavilion.

[ShvdSchtick]

Thats a tough one. Farmington hills is extremely hood. If you don't care about the HE, then you should get your advice elsewhere. If you do want a HE then try Asian Massage on 12 and orchard lake. There aren't many choices in FH.

FH is loaded if you don't care about the finish. Lots of thai places, they can smell a newbie a mile away. They will flirt and tell "more next time" but still you can find several.

Don't make an appointment.

Go for the 30 min.

Get completely naked.

Barely cover yourself or don't cover at all.