Massage Parlor Reports

**Octel Hunt** · 07-15-22 19:56

Couple weeks ago I tried an AMP off of Hall road near Chesterfield. Everything looked like it would be at least a HE. Rubmaps also said it had a table shower. MT said no table shower for the past 3 years. Got to the room to find out there wasn't anything going on there.

Yesterday, I stopped at a place on VanDyke in Shelby township. A short average built 30+ yo girl got down to business right away. Any more than 30 minutes is a waste of money. It was a little pricey though. Good to know that there is some action up here.

OH.

**DetroitPlay** · 07-15-22 16:53

I set up ah hour appointment with abbey today. Talk about waste of time and money showed up to a Shelby township appointment stopped answering my calls when I showed up for about 5 min. Then she messaged me the room number place smelled like wet dog she wouldn't let me touch at all, dog was constantly barking so she brought it into the massage room and even stopped to answer 3 different calls during my massage. Very unprofessional, once she flipped me over on my front side massaged for 10 min and just left the room and just said we're all done. Not even a HJ or DIY. Put my clothes on and demanded for half my money back and finally got it back after I told her I wasn't leaving until I get it. Wow the worst experience I've ever had in more the 25 years of getting massages. Please take my advice and stay away guys.

**Tpain0710** · 07-15-22 15:56

Originally Posted by CouchExeter [View Original Post]

I saw they were open and stopped in myself. Ivy is gone, but I drew Nancy too. She sure did the job for me. Standard ending after some teasing before the flip and the HJ was very satisfying with direction taken well. House was. 7 and I left a. 5 tip. I will return when in the area for sure.

Can you share some details about the location, you can DM me if you don't like to share it here.

**Liquor Lotto** · 07-15-22 13:21

Originally Posted by BornSinner [View Original Post]

Hello, recently reached out to LaLa in Southfield. FT her, she's real and seems legit. First time seeing her and wondering if anybody took a chance? Currently out of town so I won't be able to until next weekend, she said $ for half. You can PM the details.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/85921528

I spoke with her on the phone today and her voice had the typical unattractive ghetto twinge that I loathe so I'm not sure if I will be pursuing this one or not. She's affordable but could be fat as fuck too.

**Mr Regular** · 07-15-22 09:40

Originally Posted by LazerAdam [View Original Post]

Okay so I want to get a massage that actually feels good by an Asian lady (have a bit of a kink for them) around Southfield or Farmington Hills area. Having her touch my *ahem* junior, isn't a requirement but is something I'd be curious about. I'd prefer the massage to actually feel good because my back is always hurting. I guess what I'm asking is, are there any good massage parlors near these areas where I won't get scammed or stabbed?

The only scam you'll ever get at an AMP is when they might lead you on for extras if you return, but no way are you going to get stabbed at an AMP!!

If you want a legit decent massage in Farmington Hills, there's 2 locations on 12 Mile West of Middlebelt, IYARA Thai Massage & the Thai Spa Pavilion.

**ShvdSchtick** · 07-14-22 22:02

Originally Posted by HeeJunk [View Original Post]

Thats a tough one. Farmington hills is extremely hood. If you don't care about the HE, then you should get your advice elsewhere. If you do want a HE then try Asian Massage on 12 and orchard lake. There aren't many choices in FH.

FH is loaded if you don't care about the finish. Lots of thai places, they can smell a newbie a mile away. They will flirt and tell "more next time" but still you can find several.

Don't make an appointment.

Go for the 30 min.

Get completely naked.

Barely cover yourself or don't cover at all.

**HeeJunk** · 07-14-22 21:36

Originally Posted by LazerAdam [View Original Post]

Okay so I want to get a massage that actually feels good by an Asian lady (have a bit of a kink for them) around Southfield or Farmington Hills area. Having her touch my *ahem* junior, isn't a requirement but is something I'd be curious about. I'd prefer the massage to actually feel good because my back is always hurting. I guess what I'm asking is, are there any good massage parlors near these areas where I won't get scammed or stabbed?

Thats a tough one. Farmington hills is extremely hood. If you don't care about the HE, then you should get your advice elsewhere. If you do want a HE then try Asian Massage on 12 and orchard lake. There aren't many choices in FH.

**Member #6098** · 07-14-22 21:10

Originally Posted by Anthroman [View Original Post]

The house on Milford Rd was open today. They have been spotty (mostly closed recently). I was a walk in. Got Nancy who may be the only one there. Standard ending, but more can be negotiated.

I saw they were open and stopped in myself. Ivy is gone, but I drew Nancy too. She sure did the job for me. Standard ending after some teasing before the flip and the HJ was very satisfying with direction taken well. House was. 7 and I left a. 5 tip. I will return when in the area for sure.

**LazerAdam** · 07-14-22 20:50

I went a little while ago. It was 7 on a Thursday evening so the place was completely empty. I got the lady at the front. I don't think it was the boss because the girl was saying something about "boss wants her cut". It was an Asian lady that was a little bit stocky but maybe in her 30's. First I got an actual massage on my back which was done very well. It felt like she was beating it like it owed her money. I got the 30 min for $5. 5. I'm not entirely sure about this but I think the clocks run fast there. Either that or she just tried to pull a fast one because 30 min turned into 20-ish minutes. When I asked if I should flip over she said "you want some fun services". So she jumped into it. I asked about foot worship and she got really confused. Apparently she had never even heard of foot fetishism. Though she indulged me for a tip of 5. She was saying something about "having gone overtime and boss wants her cut" so it was about the same price as base massage. She indulged in my fetish pretty quickly even though she was laughing the entire time. She stood on the table and used the racks on the ceiling to keep balance and basically rubbed her foot on me to completion. After that she let me use a hot towel and the shower in the back to clean up. I think I saw the boss in the back through a screen door. As I left I gave the tip and she was laughing and falling on me while hugging me because she still thought the foot fetish thing was hilarious. But she seemed more like a friend rather than a seductress to be honest. As long as you stay a little bit ahead of schedule you should be fine but she indulged really quick. And if you want an actual massage I'd recommend the place too. I

**Vikun** · 07-14-22 20:16

Originally Posted by Anthroman [View Original Post]

The house on Milford Rd was open today. They have been spotty (mostly closed recently). I was a walk in. Got Nancy who may be the only one there. Standard ending, but more can be negotiated.

How old is Nancy? Was her massage good? How much damage? TIA.

**Anthroman** · 07-14-22 19:57

I know that I usually don't get much info, but this is my semi-annual request for info. Anyone know of a massage girl or Asian provider that offers anal?

**Anthroman** · 07-14-22 19:55

The house on Milford Rd was open today. They have been spotty (mostly closed recently). I was a walk in. Got Nancy who may be the only one there. Standard ending, but more can be negotiated.

**LazerAdam** · 07-14-22 17:11

Okay so I want to get a massage that actually feels good by an Asian lady (have a bit of a kink for them) around Southfield or Farmington Hills area. Having her touch my *ahem* junior, isn't a requirement but is something I'd be curious about. I'd prefer the massage to actually feel good because my back is always hurting. I guess what I'm asking is, are there any good massage parlors near these areas where I won't get scammed or stabbed?

**Tpain0710** · 07-14-22 14:40

Originally Posted by Mrtroy [View Original Post]

Someone while back said he visited her and couple days later had some bumps on his Peter? Was there any outcome about that, If she was or is clean and his bump or bumps ended up being nothing?

Just was wondering what the out come was.

I dunno how people even recommend her, she's just pure waste of time saw her ones and that's it, let me share you my experience walked in and she was not ready got me waited for sometime until she fixed her stuff asked what service am I looking (SS, HHR or HR) I was this close asking for an hour but my sixth sense like wait she's too chatty just go for hhr, lie down on her table she made me comfortable and starts with teasing for just 5 minutes and said are your ready to flip, I flipped over she started with some kisses around my chest and went straight to my pickle and BBBJ and that's it (in and out 12 minutes).

If you just want a BBBJ and would love to play with her racks this is your women or else this is no were close to a rub.

**BornSinner** · 07-14-22 14:16

Hello, recently reached out to LaLa in Southfield. FT her, she's real and seems legit. First time seeing her and wondering if anybody took a chance? Currently out of town so I won't be able to until next weekend, she said $ for half. You can PM the details.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/85921528