Massage Parlor Reports

[Ksl93]

I'm new to the area and after reading some post here I tried a couple of places:

Reston Wellness: It's open. Even if google says that it's closed. Seemed to have only one option (Candy). Seemed a bit old from her eyes. Had some decent sized upper body. Negotiated up front (tip also up front), but overall it was fine.

New World Spa / New Star: Probably someone in her 40's, but made it seem as if it was all a secret and the gist stopped making it feel like an "adventure" after a while. Not great with her hands and did not undress. No negotiations so pretty much tip afterwards as you feel like. The place was also very bright and my room was next to the main window of the building, which I wasn't a big fan of.

Eden Spa: Saw Lisa there. She is not very pretty, but I would say that she gave me the most attention of them all. I didn't even have to say anything. I am not a big fan of her looks, but if you want more than HE, she was up for it.

[TheDrowned]

Bruh.

That's pretty disgusting, if not advertised as such.

Anyway, happy to report I can confirm that both ladies that I saw at Glen Eagles were biological females, based on my close visual and manual inspection of the vaginas.

Used to love when that show did the beauty pageant where half of the contestants were male to female post ops. Half the time I was able to call out which ones were transitioned vs biological because they were always much better looking then their biologically female counterparts. So it's always food for thought but the best operations should and will fool even the professionals haha. I've never seen one up close so I can't speak from personal experience but if there is a lady boy among them that might help validate Bucky story as to why the girl was so uptight about keeping her panties on.

[ArtistOfWar1]

You need to go to Greenbelt MD - 30 to 45 minute drive. For that kind of service. Check the Prince George's County massage forum for details on the favored places and providers. All in with FS should be $$.

Greenbelt and Orlando is not on the same level of service or talent. An hour of attention will run you 210.

[Mandane]

And wanted to find a quality provider. Something like MILk in Orlando if possible (which, if you haven't been, GO! FS, Flat Fee, very GF experience). Anyways, can someone point me in the right direction? I don't mind driving a ways if there are better options somewhere else.

You need to go to Greenbelt MD - 30 to 45 minute drive. For that kind of service. Check the Prince George's County massage forum for details on the favored places and providers. All in with FS should be $$.

[DonQuiote]

One of the "ladies" is a ladyboy. Not joking.

Bruh.

That's pretty disgusting, if not advertised as such.

Anyway, happy to report I can confirm that both ladies that I saw at Glen Eagles were biological females, based on my close visual and manual inspection of the vaginas.

[Super Dirty]

I'll be in DC for a bit and don't know the city at all. No car so I may stay on orange / blue / silver line, but have total flexibility there and you folks may recommend I set up shop somewhere else. I've been RTFFs and getting all kinds of turned around. So I hope you'll forgive the question.

I'd like to find a place / provider with big naturals, lots of tit love and a Russian finish. No FS required. I understand this entails rates above and beyond HE but I hesitate to visit a FS provider and ask for less. RL in Laurel looks solid but may be a bit far. Mimi in NOVA is intriguing, but mixed reviews. Silk may be one to check out. But due to geography I'm wondering what I may have overlooked on this board.

Priorities: big naturals, lots of tit play. Thick body. Good attitude, complimentary, teasing, etc. , no jackhammer or taking phone calls during session. 40-60 age range is totally fine. Russian finish desired. Walk-in or phone, no screening. Attitude much more important than looks. Close to Metro / quick uber is good. (ok maybe only a few of those things. A guy can ask!

Thanks v. Much. !!

[Kijimuna]

Unfortunately, all the ladies at that location charge $120 for massage not including HE. There is one lady who removed everything including panties for $80 tip, but I still only got HJ.

One of the "ladies" is a ladyboy. Not joking.

[HighwayGuy]

And wanted to find a quality provider. Something like MILk in Orlando if possible (which, if you haven't been, GO! FS, Flat Fee, very GF experience). Anyways, can someone point me in the right direction? I don't mind driving a ways if there are better options somewhere else.

I hate to break it to you, but you will not find any AMP in Northern VA that comes anywhere close to those in Orlando.

[TheDrowned]

From the recommendations here, I decided to call FHOH and make an appointment with Leah, but was told she no longer works there, and only gabby and Viviana are left. I know there was a post in January about someone being told she was gone but no idea for how long. It must be permanent. I should have called much sooner when she was still there. Oh, well, live and learn.

In the past I've had good dreams with Sandra and Lia. Lia was always very receptive to my request after a pretty decent massage so she was the individual I preferred in my frequent visitations to the spa. I tried to make an appointment with her in the hopes that she had maybe returned but it does seem her departure is of the permanent kind. Sandra wasn't available so my fallback was going to be Adriana but apparently she is out on temporary leave for personal reasons that aren't my business. Just my luck.

So, while I know she is a more expensive option, I opted for Gabby.

However, gabby only works afternoons and that was in direct conflict of my availability which left Viviana as the only available masseuse.

A wise monger RTTF and being aware of her reputation I should have passed and waited another day.

But. There is an almost dumb defiance in my nature that prevents blood from properly circulating into my brain suffocating any form of sound decision making and, like my very namesake my head becomes drowned with bestial voices chanting over and over into my skull "you can challenge the odds".

I hate gambling. And it's not because I almost always lose (which is true) but it's because I know the dark truth of my own selfish desires. That despite such low odds I will give way to my reckless inhibitions and roll the dice fully aware of my low chances of victory, over and over again to the point of insanity. The crippling addiction of the gamblers woe haunts me even when I monger.

So while the brain said no. My raw instincts gave way to reason and I agreed to do an hour massage with Viviana.

I am at a loss for words. Which is new, since I love to ramble. Not much to say other than "I told you so" to my own self. I will confer with previous reports on the matter.

If anyone knows where I can find another one like Lia, throw your bro a bone

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

[Telcova]

I had a medical appointment in the area and stopped by to see Linda at Angel Theraphy. I haven't been there in a while and was greeted warmly by Linda and we reminisced about previous encounters and other girls who have worked there. As others have said in this forum, this is a very clean and well run location. I received a good massage followed by a great ending. A bottle of water was offered on the way out and I was introduced to Anna, a very pretty looking girl who told me to see her next time. I may have to schedule another medical appointment.

Linda is the best. I'm never shorted on time, try and make an appointment if you can. She is always offering other girl options. And she has great nipples. I love me some Linda.

[BhamExplorer]

And wanted to find a quality provider. Something like MILk in Orlando if possible (which, if you haven't been, GO! FS, Flat Fee, very GF experience). Anyways, can someone point me in the right direction? I don't mind driving a ways if there are better options somewhere else.

[DoctorDoctor]

Got a text yesterday, Jin shut down her business. She was one of the best therapeutic massage women in NVA. Seems someone has taken over the space. New name and number.

Wishing her the best.

[TheDrowned]

Anyone got the scoop on this one?

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/al.../22492102.html

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...496050090.html

Reached out to her and she wasn't very receptive to my inquiries. So it sounds like a pass but wanted to comb the board to see if anyones partaken.

[Blk Hamma29]

Hello,

Came on here and saw comments about Kiko from DFS and I knew I had to make my way to her. I love women with big melons and the comments definitely didn't disappoint. I called and asked to schedule an appointment with her and made my way there. Once there I didn't know if she was Kiko at first because I couldn't tell how big her bust was because she had on clothes and a bra on. I asked for her by name and she adamantly said she was her. Then asked how I knew her? Did I see her review or something? I chucked and said no and that I had seen her before COVID and it's been a while and I couldn't notice her with the mask. The massage started and it was very very good and therapeutic. After 45 minutes she asked me to flip over and started massaging my top half. At this point I was already half mast and she started smiling. I asked her if I could see her breast and she said if I tip well she would. I said of course and she let me pull out her breast from out of her bra and shirt. They were very big for her frame and super soft. She continued to stroke me and after awhile I asked her if I could nurse on her melons and she said of course. She then got very into the session and started to talk very dirty to me which I loved. It gave me "Naughty step-mom" vibes which I loved. Definitely, will repeat. Please treat her nicely.

[DonQuiote]

Saw several ads for Hana in Falls Church. I noticed an 808 area code Hawaii, so I thought she might be Polynesian and made the call. Set-up was pretty easy to a condo complex and she mentioned tips in the text, so things were looking up! Parking was a little exposed and quiet inside a dead-end loop. She met me at the door of the condo, which had the living area blocked off by a curtain, then led me upstairs. I was pretty stoked at this point, and had a great view of her ass in a short skirt on the way up the stairs. She asked for $. 2/ HR donation upfront and asked if I bought money for tips, which I thought was a little pushy, but was setting expectations in the right direction.

Massage was decent with some very light teasing. Flip after about 15 minutes and started negotiating. We came to $. 2 for nude and extras, and she wanted the tip upfront. Kinda a buzz kill being so pushy, but she was good looking. I go to help her take her panties off and she acted like I was crazy and said those don't come off. Another buzz kill. She starts massaging front side and I go to caress her decent breasts with big nipples and she jumps back and says "no touching". Major buzz kill. She starts working on me and I play with her ass super toned and firm. Tat on her lower back, still inclined to think she's a surfer type maybe from 808? Then she crawls up on the massage table facing away from me. I get two handfuls of her great ass and am pulling her closer thinking I might get a little DATY, but she kept readjusting and eventually got back down on the ground. Then she asked what my problem was, that most men are done in 5 minutes..

Unfortunately, all the ladies at that location charge $120 for massage not including HE. There is one lady who removed everything including panties for $80 tip, but I still only got HJ.