Massage Parlor Reports

[PSmith0380]

Saw Annie recently. She advertises in Craig's.

Merrifield location, easy parking.

Looks like she just moved in. Massage table set up loft like area.

The massage was very good. Mixed deep tissue with Thai stretching and pressure. I opted for 90 minutes. No hint of extras during session, on flip she asked what I wanted. Went with standard nova.

She looks similar to ad pic.

Massage 8/10 maybe 9/10.

Looks 9/10..

Once she knows and trust you, everything is on the table. I'm at the point where I just skip the massage and we get right to things upon entry.

[TheRabbit]

Maybe I should go to DC Chinatown to see if I can similar action to TheDrowned had when he was in London but something tells me that's not likely.😂

[Roger1286]

Mr. TheDrowned, Thanks for posting this as I will be in the UK later this summer and like you, have found the ISG reports for London to be seriously lacking in information on the Massage front. And I agree that your experience in London can serve as a Metaphor for Fairfax. Cheerio!

Oi!

I know it's been a while lads.

Some of you have expressed concerns about my absence and for that I apologize for I have been lurking these waters now and again but haven't been in much of a mood to weave a deadman's tale.

Truth be told my hunger for adventure has taken a different toll and I had stopped perusing the usual AMPs in order to venture off on my own in search of the unknown.

In the midst of that, I took a trip to London and sailed to the UK.

Now when my thirst for adventure began to brew, I found myself at odds because there isn't really much on the board at international sexguide for London, there was no bedpage, no Craigslist, no monger friends to tell me which massage parlor to hit up. There was little in the compendium to go on but my own intuition. And of course googling "nearest massage. ".

I don't know about you folks but I crave a challenge. It gets the blood flowing through and in places I know I'll need when the massage is done. I love sailing into the unknown, but gents the monger intuition is strong and I'm happy to say in my 3 times I adventured into a random AMP here in the UK, I scored all 3 times.

First adventure was right into Leicester square on the Picadilly line, right in walking distance to good ol Chinatown.

Unlike DC, in Chinatown you look around long enough and the massage parlor finds you.

As I was heading down a random street I spotted a cute little Chinese lady dressed with a black top and matching short skirt and made eye contact with her. She winked at me and waved her hand at me to come hither, so I crossed the street and she said "would you like to come massage? Follow me". "Yes please madam!" I followed her down the basement stairs where she told me to pay the house fee in pounds, so I handed her a few Queen Elizabeth's and off we went to a tiny wooden room where she patted me on the dick and asked for another queen Elizabeth to massage here. I coughed it up like an eager school boy and got undressed.

She did some light massage work for about 30 min then told me to flip and asked if I wanted her to undress. Every little thing kept costing extra and I personally didn't like having to get up to each time to get my wallet but I was too impressed by the fact that over here in Chinatown they will hunt you down to fuck, that I didn't very much care. We settled for a few more Elizabeth's for FS and then she pulled at a hat and gave me a nice CBJ before I pulled her up onto the table for a nice good missionary mission until I came a weeks worth of load inside her. This one felt like an easy win and I really wish this is how all AMPs operated. I'm sure in the old days in America, it did. Hell probably still does in some parts of flushing. But man What a dream it would be to take the redline to our Chinatown and do the same thing.

On my last night in London Town I thought I'd up the difficulty and try a regular massage parlor near my hotel in Holloway road. This place was called healthy way. Had 8 reviews on Google with an attractive Asian on the website so I figured this might be a place worth checking out when I got there however the Asian masseuse looked like the Crypt keeper and since we've got a while before Halloween I bolted out of there and headed over to the next nearest spa called Herb Garden. On the outside it looked like a normal place, said they specialize in cupping, massage, and acupuncture. But the lady at the desk caught my eye. She was a tiny little Asian with bangs in a red tank top and white pleated skirt, wearing red lipstick. She was probably in her 40's but compared to the crypt keeper down the street I figured I'd roll the dice and do 30 min.

In the room is a stand up shower. Always a plus as it lets me know I can get completely naked on the table. Massage was good and I made some small talk. Obviously her English wasn't very good but I tried to make her feel comfortable with the little mandarin I know. I've never taken any classes but I have been to many a Chinese massage parlor so I pick up a little bit of the essentials every now and then. After the massage was done she asked me to flip over and then whispered into my ear "want body to body?

"Fuck. Yes. ".

She then asked for 3 more Queen Es and I told her it was a done deal. She then stripped entirely naked revealing a beautiful pair of tits and a clean shaven puss. I love boobs in all shapes and sizes but I'm not kidding when I say she had the most perfect pair of boobs I've seen on a petite body. She had perfectly round Bs. I'm talking model perfect. They were round. They did not sag. She had tiny areola's and little pink nipples. So rare on an Asian. I sucked those strawberry chip nipples and she moaned. I turned her over on the table and performed some DATY on her delicious P. I tried to go all the way with some FS but she stopped me and told me next time. Fuck me for being American. I'd see her every week if I could but alas, I told her I would be gone by sunrise. She shook her head at me and jumped on top of me straddling my dick with her hands and finished me off with a sensual HJ. She cleaned herself off in the shower and then I did the same. Oh how I wish I could return tomorrow. I did however get her WeChat so if I do return to the UK, I'm definitely hunting her down! She goes by Lilli.

My hunger for Chinese didn't seem to dissipate so I stopped at a dim sum restaurant to recharge. Took a long walk to breathe in the last night of UK air and came across another massage place called Healing wellness. With the gorgeous lilli still on my mind I decided I was in need of some healing and decided to pop in. The masseuse was a larger lady. Not too fat but definitely rotund, at least she filled in that weight on top. I was going to pass but then noticed a sign in the far room that read "we do not perform sexual acts for money yada yada. ".

When a place states they don't do sexual acts for tip, 9 times out of 10, they totally do sexual services for money. So I decided my last night in London should go out with a bang and long story short one thing lead to another and then after blowing the rest of my funds for this trip, Rotund Rachel invites her skinnier smaller sister to perform a naked 4 hand. I'm sucking on the larger ladies big nipples while fingering the thinner lady all the while I got four hands beating on my dick like Goro from Mortal Kombat. Not sure I would repeat but you only live once, right? It was a great send off as I headed back to the states the next morning.

Now some of you are probably thinking TheDrowned, this information is useless! It doesn't belong in the NOVA massage thread, you bonehead, you babbled on for an entire page. How does this help me?

Well I beg to differ. Because the point is, you don't need to wait for the next juicy porn ad on Bedpage, or hunt for context clues on Craigslist, or chase after some mongers recent dream at X spa in Fairfax. Look out for the obvious signs and use the collective experience gained on the board. You don't need anything but your wits and the will to adventure into the unknown. Be polite. Be curious. And don't be afraid of failure, more often than not you'll surprise yourself.

Smooth waters never made a skilled sailor and water forgets, well, you know the rest.

[TheDrowned]

Oi!

I know it's been a while lads.

Some of you have expressed concerns about my absence and for that I apologize for I have been lurking these waters now and again but haven't been in much of a mood to weave a deadman's tale.

Truth be told my hunger for adventure has taken a different toll and I had stopped perusing the usual AMPs in order to venture off on my own in search of the unknown.

In the midst of that, I took a trip to London and sailed to the UK.

Now when my thirst for adventure began to brew, I found myself at odds because there isn't really much on the board at international sexguide for London, there was no bedpage, no Craigslist, no monger friends to tell me which massage parlor to hit up. There was little in the compendium to go on but my own intuition. And of course googling "nearest massage. ".

I don't know about you folks but I crave a challenge. It gets the blood flowing through and in places I know I'll need when the massage is done. I love sailing into the unknown, but gents the monger intuition is strong and I'm happy to say in my 3 times I adventured into a random AMP here in the UK, I scored all 3 times.

First adventure was right into Leicester square on the Picadilly line, right in walking distance to good ol Chinatown.

Unlike DC, in Chinatown you look around long enough and the massage parlor finds you.

As I was heading down a random street I spotted a cute little Chinese lady dressed with a black top and matching short skirt and made eye contact with her. She winked at me and waved her hand at me to come hither, so I crossed the street and she said "would you like to come massage? Follow me". "Yes please madam!" I followed her down the basement stairs where she told me to pay the house fee in pounds, so I handed her a few Queen Elizabeth's and off we went to a tiny wooden room where she patted me on the dick and asked for another queen Elizabeth to massage here. I coughed it up like an eager school boy and got undressed.

She did some light massage work for about 30 min then told me to flip and asked if I wanted her to undress. Every little thing kept costing extra and I personally didn't like having to get up to each time to get my wallet but I was too impressed by the fact that over here in Chinatown they will hunt you down to fuck, that I didn't very much care. We settled for a few more Elizabeth's for FS and then she pulled at a hat and gave me a nice CBJ before I pulled her up onto the table for a nice good missionary mission until I came a weeks worth of load inside her. This one felt like an easy win and I really wish this is how all AMPs operated. I'm sure in the old days in America, it did. Hell probably still does in some parts of flushing. But man What a dream it would be to take the redline to our Chinatown and do the same thing.

On my last night in London Town I thought I'd up the difficulty and try a regular massage parlor near my hotel in Holloway road. This place was called healthy way. Had 8 reviews on Google with an attractive Asian on the website so I figured this might be a place worth checking out when I got there however the Asian masseuse looked like the Crypt keeper and since we've got a while before Halloween I bolted out of there and headed over to the next nearest spa called Herb Garden. On the outside it looked like a normal place, said they specialize in cupping, massage, and acupuncture. But the lady at the desk caught my eye. She was a tiny little Asian with bangs in a red tank top and white pleated skirt, wearing red lipstick. She was probably in her 40's but compared to the crypt keeper down the street I figured I'd roll the dice and do 30 min.

In the room is a stand up shower. Always a plus as it lets me know I can get completely naked on the table. Massage was good and I made some small talk. Obviously her English wasn't very good but I tried to make her feel comfortable with the little mandarin I know. I've never taken any classes but I have been to many a Chinese massage parlor so I pick up a little bit of the essentials every now and then. After the massage was done she asked me to flip over and then whispered into my ear "want body to body?

"Fuck. Yes. ".

She then asked for 3 more Queen Es and I told her it was a done deal. She then stripped entirely naked revealing a beautiful pair of tits and a clean shaven puss. I love boobs in all shapes and sizes but I'm not kidding when I say she had the most perfect pair of boobs I've seen on a petite body. She had perfectly round Bs. I'm talking model perfect. They were round. They did not sag. She had tiny areola's and little pink nipples. So rare on an Asian. I sucked those strawberry chip nipples and she moaned. I turned her over on the table and performed some DATY on her delicious P. I tried to go all the way with some FS but she stopped me and told me next time. Fuck me for being American. I'd see her every week if I could but alas, I told her I would be gone by sunrise. She shook her head at me and jumped on top of me straddling my dick with her hands and finished me off with a sensual HJ. She cleaned herself off in the shower and then I did the same. Oh how I wish I could return tomorrow. I did however get her WeChat so if I do return to the UK, I'm definitely hunting her down! She goes by Lilli.

My hunger for Chinese didn't seem to dissipate so I stopped at a dim sum restaurant to recharge. Took a long walk to breathe in the last night of UK air and came across another massage place called Healing wellness. With the gorgeous lilli still on my mind I decided I was in need of some healing and decided to pop in. The masseuse was a larger lady. Not too fat but definitely rotund, at least she filled in that weight on top. I was going to pass but then noticed a sign in the far room that read "we do not perform sexual acts for money yada yada. ".

When a place states they don't do sexual acts for tip, 9 times out of 10, they totally do sexual services for money. So I decided my last night in London should go out with a bang and long story short one thing lead to another and then after blowing the rest of my funds for this trip, Rotund Rachel invites her skinnier smaller sister to perform a naked 4 hand. I'm sucking on the larger ladies big nipples while fingering the thinner lady all the while I got four hands beating on my dick like Goro from Mortal Kombat. Not sure I would repeat but you only live once, right? It was a great send off as I headed back to the states the next morning.

Now some of you are probably thinking TheDrowned, this information is useless! It doesn't belong in the NOVA massage thread, you bonehead, you babbled on for an entire page. How does this help me?

Well I beg to differ. Because the point is, you don't need to wait for the next juicy porn ad on Bedpage, or hunt for context clues on Craigslist, or chase after some mongers recent dream at X spa in Fairfax. Look out for the obvious signs and use the collective experience gained on the board. You don't need anything but your wits and the will to adventure into the unknown. Be polite. Be curious. And don't be afraid of failure, more often than not you'll surprise yourself.

Smooth waters never made a skilled sailor and water forgets, well, you know the rest.

[PilotAviator]

You paid $240 to get yourself off? I would have not left until I got some of my money back.

Kijimuna. With your level of experience it is more likely you would have "thought with the big head" and walked before any financial transactions were completed.

Newbies -- RTFF and save yourself time, money, and frustration.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[Electric456]

Was around McLean and had some time to kill, so I TOFTT at Mila. Door was opened by a short woman in a tight blue dress, but the older taller pudgier MMS who was in the back gave me my session. Ok massage, no ST, jackhammer finish. I was only in for 30 min, so .4 house .4 tip. Very affordable but I doubt I will go back, would rather pay more for a nicer experience somewhere else.

[Kijimuna]

Saw several ads for Hana in Falls Church. I noticed an 808 area code Hawaii, so I thought she might be Polynesian and made the call. Set-up was pretty easy to a condo complex and she mentioned tips in the text, so things were looking up! Parking was a little exposed and quiet inside a dead-end loop. She met me at the door of the condo, which had the living area blocked off by a curtain, then led me upstairs. I was pretty stoked at this point, and had a great view of her ass in a short skirt on the way up the stairs. She asked for $. 2/ HR donation upfront and asked if I bought money for tips, which I thought was a little pushy, but was setting expectations in the right direction.

Massage was decent with some very light teasing. Flip after about 15 minutes and started negotiating. We came to $. 2 for nude and extras, and she wanted the tip upfront. Kinda a buzz kill being so pushy, but she was good looking. I go to help her take her panties off and she acted like I was crazy and said those don't come off. Another buzz kill. She starts massaging front side and I go to caress her decent breasts with big nipples and she jumps back and says "no touching". Major buzz kill. She starts working on me and I play with her ass super toned and firm. Tat on her lower back, still inclined to think she's a surfer type maybe from 808? Then she crawls up on the massage table facing away from me. I get two handfuls of her great ass and am pulling her closer thinking I might get a little DATY, but she kept readjusting and eventually got back down on the ground. Then she asked what my problem was, that most men are done in 5 minutes. I told her I wanted to enjoy it. She started up again with less enthusiasm and then stopped again to see if I was okay (since I wasn't done) I asked her to get back on top of me and she said no, because I was throwing her balance off (by grabbing her ass) and didn't want to fall off. She switched arms briefly, then said she couldn't keep doing it so I'd have to finish myself. (How many buzz kills are we up too?) I had already paid and she was attractive, so I obliged, with her playing with the boys while I showed her how to complete the task. She was very friendly afterwards, and does have a great body, but damn. $$. 4 for an unfinished NoVa with essentially OTC roaming. If that's Hawai'ian style, then I'm not making the trip, or to her again. https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../22469709.html.

You paid $240 to get yourself off? I would have not left until I got some of my money back.

[StVille]

Good morning, I wanted to see if anyone seen Sophie for a NURU massage.

Or regular session.

The has mixed reviews here if you go back and look around, so it's definitely a YMMV situation.

That said, while maybe not my ATF, she's pretty close. She's kinda weird and kinda aggressive, but I like weird and aggressive and we have good chemistry. Heavier than her pics suggest, but most are. Nice, clean apartment. Massage better than AMP but not the near CMT experience like other local Thai providers. Playful teasing throughout. The nuru isn't a slow, sensual b2 b. It's pretty aggressive but I think it's a good lead-in for the finish.

[Bnxtc]

Good morning, I wanted to see if anyone seen Sophie for a NURU massage.

Or regular session.

Not sure she fits in the massage section as she will tell you she isn't really good at massages. That being said, pic are accurate. She thick. Like twinkie thick and the other talents are worth the visit. Got to love the soft set of pillows she holds. Plus the corner mirrors give you angles to view that you'll appreciate but. As always YMMV.

Hope that helps.

[CDeal651]

Good morning, I wanted to see if anyone seen Sophie for a NURU massage.

Or regular session.

[Jignesh]

Fellow purveyors of mongering. For mostly work related reasons I am restricted to at most once a month. After Zina, dreamt of Nicole last month and it was to the dot as per previous reports.

If I had to choose between Kim, Tara and recently reported Annie, which one should be my next? I know I am asking for recommendation between Apples & Oranges, but still.

[SonChi]

I have been wanting to see Candy for a while, maybe now is finally time to put that in action. I recalled seeing reports saying that her standard fee (120 for hr) do not include any finish. Is that still true?

That's right, 120 is for massage only. She is quite strict on this and will not skip the massage. So plan to get a solid CMT massage for 120. Discuss your extras when you arrive or just go Nuru and enjoy.

[ArtistOfWar1]

After literally years of trying I was finally able to secure an appointment with Apple.

I knew I was going to be in the area for work so I shot a hail mary text to Apple's handler and was able to lock down an hour, no excuses. IYKYK LOL.

I still had to wait a few in the parking lot. I just wanted a good rub and some top but when she opened the door I was all in. That face. Those twins. Thanks to the reviews she was not as big as I imagined LOL but still a small bbw.

I negotiated up front. I offered 220. She countered with 260. We settled in the middle for 45 minutes.

A+ Thai style rub and strech. Fun flip. A little Heisman action in the begining but she was fighting back from prone by the finale. Needless to say the clock was not watched and some OT may have been had.

A definite repeat for me, you know, if I can get on the schedule again LOL but I do get the feeling like I'm just a little bit late to a really awesome party but I'm still going to enjoy it anyway.

Speaking of Annie, if she had Apple's personality she would be the perfect killing machine.

[LFP1234]

https://rubmd.com/washington-dc/927f...65512800?ref=p

I was unable to get ahold of Eden, so I TOFTF since I couldn't find her pictures in other ads and when I checked her phone it didn't come back to providers associated with Uncle. It wasn't bad and worth repeating. She's probably in her 40's and has a very thick Russian accent. I was hoping for a bit younger as I prefer 20's or 30's, but I'll say the massage was very good. It was a light massage but she took her time and teased for the entire session. I was free to roam everywhere but downstairs.

She did say that there could be extras once she got to know you a bit. Total damage was 2.

[LFP1234]

Note sure how her ad was missed, she has multiple ones, but here you go.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...486402447.html

Was curious about the cost. I found that add. Definitely interesting.