Massage Parlor Reports

[IMissCutler]

I know where you're talking about now. LOL. Diagonally from the McD's. Never been there. By the way, the Mexican restaurant at the corner of Irving and Centralnis straight fire with massive portions. $10 burrito will fill up a horse!

The portions at amigo Chino are massive. The 3 taco dinner can make about 5 or 6 tacos with all of the meat they put in there. Definitely one of my favorite places to eat. Cash only.

[BA4114]

Has anyone been to any of those Thai places recently? How were prices / experiences? Any input are appreciated.

The old reports are as accurate as ever.

[SideTalker]

Jennifer is a red headed Thai at Ozone, who does everything for $200. She will go down to $180 though.

Kelly at West River is early 40's, and does L3 for $140. You overpaid by $40 for the CBJ.

You're right about JW. All over 50 now.

Ok thanks, I will work on my negotiation skills.

[GeneralObvious]

Ozone: have seen sindy a couple of times. Relatively attractive thai, L2 covered for 140 available. Great body. Location is super busy and you will run into other forum members here. She will also often leave the room, which is kind of a turnoff.

JW Massage on Chicago ave: eva and wendy are gone, all new granny crew. L1. Nothing spectacular.

West river: kelly. L2 for 140, somewhat attractive, prob 50 year old. Was aight.

OD wellness: rimming queen as often described on here, but looks are really 0/10 for, couldn't perform.

Looking for recommendations for providers that will tease the ass a lot..

Jennifer is a red headed Thai at Ozone, who does everything for $200. She will go down to $180 though.

Kelly at West River is early 40's, and does L3 for $140. You overpaid by $40 for the CBJ.

You're right about JW. All over 50 now.

[JJCascar]

Has anyone been to any of those Thai places recently? How were prices / experiences? Any input are appreciated.

[SideTalker]

Ozone: have seen sindy a couple of times. Relatively attractive thai, L2 covered for 140 available. Great body. Location is super busy and you will run into other forum members here. She will also often leave the room, which is kind of a turnoff.

JW Massage on Chicago ave: eva and wendy are gone, all new granny crew. L1. Nothing spectacular.

West river: kelly. L2 for 140, somewhat attractive, prob 50 year old. Was aight.

OD wellness: rimming queen as often described on here, but looks are really 0/10 for, couldn't perform.

Looking for recommendations for providers that will tease the ass a lot.

Thanks.

[JJCascar]

This is my first time to come to this spot. Nice spa on the street and easy for parking. I meet with Mina. Very gorgeous and smile very sweet. I went in and left my $$ on the table while she was gone. She got back and started a very nice light massage on my back for a few minutes. She asked what I wanted. I motioned to the tip which she hadn't seen. She took it without question and that was the end of the conversation about the tip.

She began with rubbing down my chest and below. She started sucking my nipples which was amazing. I mean she was really into it. She then slipped a Hat on Mr Happy and started inhaling it. She didn't give the best CBJ I've ever had but was very enthusiastic.

I rated her chest as a C. That may be generous. But she has these great eraser tip nips and I liked it a lot so I brought her up for some of that. I then had her sit on my face, CG and RCG. What a sweet and wet little beaver. A little ass play too but not too deep.

Nice, what's your total damage?

[DMichaels69]

She has been talked about in the Mchenry forum and the CL forum. Sounds like a nutjob.

Took one for the team.

I meet this woman at her office, and she tells me she forgot the key. Waited another 30 minutes for her to go home and get it. Only got worse from there.

Average massage at best. On the flip, she complained I was breathing into her face. Don't know how, she's standing I am laying on the massage table.

Poor release. She seems to have some sort of germaphobia on top of everything. Avoid. Trust me on this!

https://tryst.link/massage/anna92

[StanleyStankas]

Took one for the team.

I meet this woman at her office, and she tells me she forgot the key. Waited another 30 minutes for her to go home and get it. Only got worse from there.

Average massage at best. On the flip, she complained I was breathing into her face. Don't know how, she's standing I am laying on the massage table.

Poor release. She seems to have some sort of germaphobia on top of everything. Avoid. Trust me on this!

https://tryst.link/massage/anna92

Doesn't work. She is over the top germo because even the people I do know that are kinda germophobes they don't get that intense. So yea, forgot the key, you're breathing on me, what next my dog ate my homework and I ran out of gas? She wants the cash and doesn't want to do the work. As the sign at the harley davidson place in melrose says on the door "leave your attitude at home!" I am paying you. Shut the f**k up, and only open your mouth to insert my little guy! Stosh peace stay safe fellaz happy memorial day and remember the vets! We go because they went!

[GeneralObvious]

Thanks to you and Ord Lover. Either of you know if she speaks Russian?

There is nothing she won't do for money. Her rates have gone up, but whatever your fetish, she will accomodate you.

[Felix389]

This is my first time to come to this spot. Nice spa on the street and easy for parking. I meet with Mina. Very gorgeous and smile very sweet. I went in and left my $$ on the table while she was gone. She got back and started a very nice light massage on my back for a few minutes. She asked what I wanted. I motioned to the tip which she hadn't seen. She took it without question and that was the end of the conversation about the tip.

She began with rubbing down my chest and below. She started sucking my nipples which was amazing. I mean she was really into it. She then slipped a Hat on Mr Happy and started inhaling it. She didn't give the best CBJ I've ever had but was very enthusiastic.

I rated her chest as a C. That may be generous. But she has these great eraser tip nips and I liked it a lot so I brought her up for some of that. I then had her sit on my face, CG and RCG. What a sweet and wet little beaver. A little ass play too but not too deep.

Did all the usual stuff, CBJ, CFS, 69. Her English is very good. Mina said she will stay here for a month. I would (will) definitely see her again.

[Bluelava22]

Took one for the team.

I meet this woman at her office, and she tells me she forgot the key. Waited another 30 minutes for her to go home and get it. Only got worse from there.

Average massage at best. On the flip, she complained I was breathing into her face. Don't know how, she's standing I am laying on the massage table.

Poor release. She seems to have some sort of germaphobia on top of everything. Avoid. Trust me on this!

https://tryst.link/massage/anna92

[Yes11]

Dreamt that I went to to East rhythm and asked for jessica she was there but as soon as I entered the room think got switched with different provider but tbh not sure. Prob would not repeat. Feel like spas AMP are not the way to go especially since it seems like most girls are ancient.

[GoHomeSmiling]

Maybe Lisa. She has laid more pipe then all of Chicago's plumbers.

Thanks to you and Ord Lover. Either of you know if she speaks Russian?

[DMichaels69]

Maybe Lisa. She has laid more pipe then all of Chicago's plumbers.

I know there has been discussion of the woman at Moon in C-town who wears dresses and works desk, is sometimes available. Anyone know her name? I want to say starts with an L but maybe I'm confusing her with someone else.

Thanks in advance.