Massage Parlor Reports

[Jayp80]

Totally a bot! A hot looking bot, but a bot!

That's what I was calling out, a hard money lender knowing their target audience is probably searching the internet for rub and tug spots.

[SouthpawTom]

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/h...484183585.html

Totally a bot! A hot looking bot, but a bot!

[ChiGuy489]

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/h...484183585.html

Looks like they had all their scams on one page and pasted too much!

[Jayp80]

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/h...484183585.html

[Roscoe23]

Not sure about the spas where you are from, but in Chicago spas like BHC and 819 new girls come every 10-15 days. So, if and when you do get back here, the girls won't be the same.

I have made this statement before, it's not about which place you go it's about which girl you get and how you connect with the girl. Those girls are indy, they don't work for the spas. They come and go and in some cases they come and never return.

And this business is YMMV. For example, Yumi was telling me that this 350 lbs guy asked her to lick his ass. She just couldn't do it. She was afraid of suffocation as her head is not that big and the guy's ass is simply too big.

Hey Charlie that sounds like an ass the size of a highway billboard.

[Nowhere500]

I tend to do the hour if its only $20 difference. It gives you an excuse to try to slow things down (key word is "try", doesn't always work).

It really is much harder to get the full hour in Chicago compared to New York.

[Moss734]

Saw Yuyu at Comfort today. Booked for an hour but only got half an hour, which seems to just be the Chicago way. She actually gave me some money back and apologized.

4 for hhr or. 6 for hr. $100 for extras. I thought she was very attractive and the massage was great. On the flip she'll get naked and sit on your face and it's heavenly. I'm probably going to go back and try to get the full hour. An hour for 1. 6 is just much better than hhr for 1. 4, but I understand why the women prefer the half hour. But for me the massage is important, it's not just sex, it's human connection and touch.

Still, I wasn't disappointed with what I paid for what I got.

I tend to do the hour if its only $20 difference. It gives you an excuse to try to slow things down (key word is "try", doesn't always work).

[Moss734]

I went to 819 and met with Joanna. She is a 8.5 out of 10 with looks. Great ass, little pouch on stomach (looked liked a C Section wound). Her BBBJ was ok and I pounded her good and she did let me DATY which was really nice because she tasted good. She did give me a table shower after which was better since I was kinda sweaty. Over all experience was good, just felt little rushed. Total damage was 3 bills which was a little on high end but overall she was worth it.

Thanks for the review, I find it very helpful and informative to know what other mongers pay. Seems like you enjoyed yourself, which is the overall goal however if I felt rushed even after dishing out 3 bills I'd have a hard time finding it worth it for me.

[Nowhere500]

Saw Yuyu at Comfort today. Booked for an hour but only got half an hour, which seems to just be the Chicago way. She actually gave me some money back and apologized.

4 for hhr or. 6 for hr. $100 for extras. I thought she was very attractive and the massage was great. On the flip she'll get naked and sit on your face and it's heavenly. I'm probably going to go back and try to get the full hour. An hour for 1. 6 is just much better than hhr for 1. 4, but I understand why the women prefer the half hour. But for me the massage is important, it's not just sex, it's human connection and touch.

Still, I wasn't disappointed with what I paid for what I got.

[Peaceender]

Any Intel on these guys https://cloud9chicago.org/. Both the cost and service seems to good to be true. I Google them and their number and address leads to a home remodeling service.

Very interested in finding out more about this place, anyone heard anything?

[OF Charlie]

Second verse, same as the first.

In a last ditch attempt before leaving the city of broad shoulders I tried 819.

Glad I randomly got what appeared to be the best looking girl there, didn't get a name since I was leaving and didn't care. She was youngish (20's? With AMPs it's hard to tell), very cute, seemed Thai but I believe she said she was Chinese. No table shower, upsell upsell upsell. I won't even quote the agreed amount. It was shamefully high for what I wanted (everything but FS) but by this time I just wanted what I was there for and didn't have any haggle left in me. She was too toothy initially but we worked it out.

I don't regret going. She was very cute and I got what I came for, but if I were in the area I wouldn't repeat, especially since the other girls I saw there were too, um, thick for me. Also because they were terrible at privacy. The couch at the entry where they sit people waiting is terrible, everywhere else I've been they put you in a room to wait and try to keep you separated from any other mongers, here one monger came out of their room as I was walking to leave, then another was sitting on the couch waiting as I left. I don't want to see anything male when I'm at an AMP.

Since I wouldn't repeat at BHC either, I think I'd be looking outside the Chicago AMP scene for what I'd be interested in if I come back.

Not sure about the spas where you are from, but in Chicago spas like BHC and 819 new girls come every 10-15 days. So, if and when you do get back here, the girls won't be the same.

I have made this statement before, it's not about which place you go it's about which girl you get and how you connect with the girl. Those girls are indy, they don't work for the spas. They come and go and in some cases they come and never return.

And this business is YMMV. For example, Yumi was telling me that this 350 lbs guy asked her to lick his ass. She just couldn't do it. She was afraid of suffocation as her head is not that big and the guy's ass is simply too big.

[Eeldred]

I went to 819 and met with Joanna. She is a 8.5 out of 10 with looks. Great ass, little pouch on stomach (looked liked a C Section wound). Her BBBJ was ok and I pounded her good and she did let me DATY which was really nice because she tasted good. She did give me a table shower after which was better since I was kinda sweaty. Over all experience was good, just felt little rushed. Total damage was 3 bills which was a little on high end but overall she was worth it.

[Zagal]

I have frequented many of the Asian girls via the classic STG ads usually Skokie sometimes Schaumburg but yesterday I was asked to provide a selfie, and the a pic of the Hotel (the one on Touhy) and then describe what I was wearing. I have never been asked to provide any of this before? Was I just lucky before? Is this standard practice or have those ads been compromised somehow?

Thanks.

Being asked for a selfie is common when meeting at a hotel / apartment ect, some of them even ask for a dick pic holding a certain amount of fingers or a pic of your driver's license. Other than those I haven't heard of being asked for hotel or outfit pics, but it's very possible. The main way I usually make sure I'm not walking into a scam is I look for at least a few reviews on here from trusted seniors only, PM them if there's any other info I should know about that provider. Don't listen to anyone who has zero post history or only a few posts that are repetitive / suspicious.

There's some spam / troll accounts on here pretending to be mongers just to advertise their fluke ads. The admins on these forums usually delete those posts but sometimes one might slip through.

[Sleep]

Second verse, same as the first.

In a last ditch attempt before leaving the city of broad shoulders I tried 819.

Glad I randomly got what appeared to be the best looking girl there, didn't get a name since I was leaving and didn't care. She was youngish (20's? With AMPs it's hard to tell), very cute, seemed Thai but I believe she said she was Chinese. No table shower, upsell upsell upsell. I won't even quote the agreed amount. It was shamefully high for what I wanted (everything but FS) but by this time I just wanted what I was there for and didn't have any haggle left in me. She was too toothy initially but we worked it out.

I don't regret going. She was very cute and I got what I came for, but if I were in the area I wouldn't repeat, especially since the other girls I saw there were too, um, thick for me. Also because they were terrible at privacy. The couch at the entry where they sit people waiting is terrible, everywhere else I've been they put you in a room to wait and try to keep you separated from any other mongers, here one monger came out of their room as I was walking to leave, then another was sitting on the couch waiting as I left. I don't want to see anything male when I'm at an AMP.

Since I wouldn't repeat at BHC either, I think I'd be looking outside the Chicago AMP scene for what I'd be interested in if I come back.

[MrBellJar]

I have frequented many of the Asian girls via the classic STG ads usually Skokie sometimes Schaumburg but yesterday I was asked to provide a selfie, and the a pic of the Hotel (the one on Touhy) and then describe what I was wearing. I have never been asked to provide any of this before? Was I just lucky before? Is this standard practice or have those ads been compromised somehow?

Thanks.