Massage Parlor Reports

**Sleep** · 05-15-22 10:16

Second verse, same as the first.

In a last ditch attempt before leaving the city of broad shoulders I tried 819.

Glad I randomly got what appeared to be the best looking girl there, didn't get a name since I was leaving and didn't care. She was youngish (20's? With AMPs it's hard to tell), very cute, seemed Thai but I believe she said she was Chinese. No table shower, upsell upsell upsell. I won't even quote the agreed amount. It was shamefully high for what I wanted (everything but FS) but by this time I just wanted what I was there for and didn't have any haggle left in me. She was too toothy initially but we worked it out.

I don't regret going. She was very cute and I got what I came for, but if I were in the area I wouldn't repeat, especially since the other girls I saw there were too, um, thick for me. Also because they were terrible at privacy. The couch at the entry where they sit people waiting is terrible, everywhere else I've been they put you in a room to wait and try to keep you separated from any other mongers, here one monger came out of their room as I was walking to leave, then another was sitting on the couch waiting as I left. I don't want to see anything male when I'm at an AMP.

Since I wouldn't repeat at BHC either, I think I'd be looking outside the Chicago AMP scene for what I'd be interested in if I come back.

**MrBellJar** · 05-15-22 09:27

I have frequented many of the Asian girls via the classic STG ads usually Skokie sometimes Schaumburg but yesterday I was asked to provide a selfie, and the a pic of the Hotel (the one on Touhy) and then describe what I was wearing. I have never been asked to provide any of this before? Was I just lucky before? Is this standard practice or have those ads been compromised somehow?

Thanks.

**BuffaloBear** · 05-14-22 22:48

Hey guys, how you doing? I'm Buffalo, been lurking around here for awhile and I decided to share the beginnings of my exploits looking for nice LMP spots. These are both from the recently about 2 months ish, I got the itch for Hispanic Milfs and decided to check out AOL and Pacifico.

AOL-Last month I decided to try Aol since I was in the city and saw that they were advertising. 60 for 1 HR massage. I make my way over and promptly proceed to spend 20 min driving around looking for parking (Already off to a great start). I head inside and it's fairly empty and bare bones, reminded me of my earlier trip to Pacifico. An older lady comes to the counter, I would say mid-late 40's and about a 5/10, imagine your average next door neighbor. Not really the MILF that I was looking for, but maybe she's just the front desk Mamasan. We head back and nope she's going to be doing my massage. Well this just keeps getting better! I ask for an hour, strip and lay down on the table, only to have to get back up because the hour rate is now. 80, wait what? I choke this up to saying this was my first time here, I was tired so my brain wasn't all there. I opt for the hrr at. 60 instead and proceed to be bored by a lackluster massage 4/10. We do the flip and the full menu is open, I opt for L1 and pay. 60 for her to pull down her shirt and allow some squeezing. The HJ was okay, better than the jackhammering I received at Pacifico, a solid 7/10. I bust and she strokes me a little more, cleans me up and finishes with a few minutes of light massage that felt better than earlier. I am Hispanic and speak Spanish, felt this may be relevant. I probably won't come back unless it's to see who's working.

Pacifico-This visit was about 2 months ago. Same as before I head inside off the street, the Mamasan is short (5'5), thin, and about 45 ish, and had silver hair and some work done on her face. Actually. Didn't look too bad. I pay the. 80 for an hour and head back in. My mt is a 40 ish Mexican or Columbian girl, couldn't quite make her accent out. Was more of the MILF type I had in mind, nice body too. About 5'6, some curves, brown hair dyed blonde / blonde streaks and I'd say C / D tits. She asks if I've been here before and who I've seen, I play dumb "Yeah I have, I don't remember Jenny I think"(Thank you this sub-forum). The massage was again lackluster 5. 5/10, having been to Kspas twice as spoiled me I guess. We do the flip and she asks what I'd like, standard rates, I ask for everything (FS) and she tells me it'll be 2 Benjamin Franklin's. "No, you no" yeah sorry not today, I counter with. 140, she goes back and talks with someone and comes back in a tight dress ready to rock and roll. She asks if I had a rubber since there's are too thin and only good for BJ, I take mine out and get a decent BJ 6/10 with some HJ action. She hops on and rides cowgirl, kinda unenthusiastic and it killed my boner. After that doggy and my boner is fully dead because she had steadily become more boring and mechanical. She drops to her knees and alternates stroking snd sucking but no good I'm done. I lay back down and she finishes me with her hand. Overall 5/10 experience and we finished about 10/15 minutes early. Don't know if I'll be back.

This has been my experience and 2 cents with LMPs in town. I've yet to try out Vida or Sunrise Day, I've seen okay reviews so far. I saw Jenny described as a chubby goth Latina with big tits and tattoos, she sounds fun for a hhr, I may have to check her out if L3 is still a Benjamin or. 120, but conflicting reports. We'll see, catch you guys on the flip side-Buffalo Out.

**OF Charlie** · 05-14-22 17:32

Originally Posted by Moss734 [View Original Post]

Hey gents, does 819 have a table shower? Do they offer any type of shower / soap down? Thanks.

Yes, they have a table shower or you can do stand up as well.

My good friend Elsa is there until tomorrow and then moving over to SS on Monday.

**Jayp80** · 05-14-22 16:23

Originally Posted by HornyMF [View Original Post]

Could someone please tell me what BHC stands for and the general area of the city it is located in? Thanks!

https://bodyhealthcenter.org

**Moss734** · 05-14-22 16:04

Hey gents, does 819 have a table shower? Do they offer any type of shower / soap down? Thanks.

**HornyMF** · 05-14-22 14:49

Originally Posted by Coopertars [View Original Post]

Saw Joanna today, great experience! Did the 1 hour and I specifically asked for the TS so she happily obliged and got everything nice and clean with lots of teasing. Good massage for a bit and then when she told me to flip she was already undressed and ready. Got some b2 b and licking and then she got down to business. Went at it for a couple of positions, got back to CG and when I told her I was about to go she rode even harder.

I would say it was a success, wasn't rushed and got most of the hour, I suppose it's my fault for not getting the entirety of the time though. I think with the people who are saying their experience is rushed I suppose it's a YMMV thing depending on when you go and the chemistry between the two of you.

Could someone please tell me what BHC stands for and the general area of the city it is located in? Thanks!

**Coopertars** · 05-14-22 14:05

Saw Joanna today, great experience! Did the 1 hour and I specifically asked for the TS so she happily obliged and got everything nice and clean with lots of teasing. Good massage for a bit and then when she told me to flip she was already undressed and ready. Got some b2 b and licking and then she got down to business. Went at it for a couple of positions, got back to CG and when I told her I was about to go she rode even harder.

I would say it was a success, wasn't rushed and got most of the hour, I suppose it's my fault for not getting the entirety of the time though. I think with the people who are saying their experience is rushed I suppose it's a YMMV thing depending on when you go and the chemistry between the two of you.

**ArabDeelight** · 05-14-22 05:47

I had finished up with Johanna and was still hungry. I originally came for Lina and she was busy at the time. Came to see her and I am glad that I did. Mind you the current line up at BHC is awesome with Johanna, April, Kiki, and Lina. Saw April cute little blonde number but didn't see Kiki. Lina who comes from New York came into the room after a bit and what a sight to see. She came in with that red dress and it didn't stay on for long. She started to massage me naked and it felt good but I wanted to switch it up a bit. I asked if she would like a massage and she was very happy I asked. We were in the triangle room but I did by best in that cramped space. Man she has a banging body. I had my hands on every inch of it giving her a massage she liked oh so much. She is the total package. Ass and tits to die for and face of come over and fuck me look. After my massage and adjustments that I do which is my trademark we went down to business. On went the cover and she mounted me with great anticipation. Man the sight of her bouncing froggy style with those eyes and tits were wonderful. She then asked for missionary and who am I to refuse. Pounded her in missionary with her feet up on my shoulders kissing her feet while I pound away. I asked for doggy and she was happy to oblige. Pounded her some more and that sight was wonderful. Was tapping out since already did session with Johanna an hour back and she asked if I finished. I said I hadn't and she gave me a few minutes then we kept at it in doggy no rushing whatsoever. Now I have a issue with condoms and finishing so I said this to her and she had me lay down for a handy. Well that did the trick. Not sure if it was the come fuck me face or that ass I was holding or those tits of hers I was sucking on but I popped. Guys she is here for a week don't miss out on Lina and maybe the owners will have her back again.

**ArabDeelight** · 05-14-22 05:12

Went in to see Lina right at opening at Charlie's advice and She was already busy. Johanna answered the door with the come fuck me face and who was I to say no. Heard she was titled the Finisher. Went through the normal routine. Quick massage and down to bbj. We went through the positions cb, missionary, doggy and she was tapping out asking me to finish. I remembered while in missionary she was so into it she started to nibble on my arm while I was pounding her and said not to stop which was an awesome sight. Usually they fake it with the moaning but that was legit. So I have an an issue with condoms and can't finish. She tried to give me a handy and no dice. She is good at what she does but if she had just been a little more intimate or finished me with bbj and didn't ask if I finished I would have. Apparently she said she came twice and was disappointed. I responded if I made her cum that was good enough for me. She wanted to see me again so I gave her my digits. So in my case the Finisher didn't finish but I'll see her again.

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

Had a exhausting day today. Stopped by to see Yumi for the 4th time as today is her last working day and she won't be back until September. Just can't get enough of her swallowing LOL. Afterwards, headed to BHC. Lina has texted me that her bestie Joanna had arrived yesterday, so wanted to take a look at her as I want to do a double with them next week. I had a couple of doubles where the girls are besties and those were by far the best doubles. Nowadays, I won't even do a double unless the girls are at least friends. Otherwise, it's just not worth it.

April opened the door for me. She looked a little disappointed that I wasn't there to see her. In my defense, April is going to be in Chicago for 2 weeks every month going forward, so as great as she is I am in no hurry to repeat. Lina was busy and Joanna was in the back eating lunch. Walking by the hall, I could hear Lina getting pounded pretty good LOL. As I am writing this, I could see someone beat me to a review. Joanna is taller than most Asian girls and has very flirty eyes and a cum fuck me face. His descriptions below are accurate, so I won't say much more. I had not planned on having another session, I really just wanted to take a look at what she looks like. And I don't know what happened, but the next thing I knew she had talked me into having another session. Barely an hour after my session with Yumi.

I had warned her that it's going to be a difficult session as I take forever to cum as is. Back to back session is not going to help the matter. But boy, this Joanna girl can take a pounding like no others. I pounded her solidly for a good 25 minutes. I know that because I kept watching the clock as I needed to be home by a certain time for a work conference call. I tapped out and she said let me suck you (I got BBBJ, not CBJ as the guy below). I said you can try, but it's going to be difficult as I don't cum easily as is, let alone back to back. She said she is very confident that she can make me cum. She said a lot of girls that she works with would tap out and ask her to come in and finish difficult clients. This is why I am calling her the "Finisher". The other thing worth mentioning is her dfk. She just started kissing me without me asking for it, but it's the way she does dfk that is different than most girls. She likes to stick her tongue really far in. Again, dfk is highly YMMV, but if you are looking for a girl who will tongue battle with you, Joanna is the one to see. And if you are someone who can fuck for a long time, I would recommend Joanna as well. I am looking forward to the bestie double next week and a 3 way tongue battle.

I didn't take her pics as she wanted me to keep sending Lina's pics. A true bestie.

**ApplePiePussy** · 05-14-22 02:40

Originally Posted by Moss734 [View Original Post]

I think the more popular they have gotten recently the lower the massage services that they are providing. When I used to go to BHC last year table shower was always offered and given on the actual table shower. Now I'll get asked and pushed for 30 minutes session because they are trying to get you in and out. Also you have to ask for the shower and the last two times I went it was a quick stand up shower. I got on the table and was told no, stand up. I have no problem paying the VIP rate if I actually get the SpA services. It's too bad because for me they were the closest thing to the Kspa treatment in the city, now seems they are trying to be like the Chinese apartments no massage quick in and out. Anyway, I now spend the extra time to go to the burbs to the Kspa unless I just need the quick stop in that case I'll go to the Chinese apartment. BHC to me is a Chinese apartment in "SpA" clothing. If your cool with that great but the pricing doesn't seem to match for me.

This is the Chicago dilemma. 90 percent of parlors are full of fat grannies so the few places that get younger girls are overwhelmed with demand. Literally one client after another. There is no incentive for them to do anything but get you in and out as soon as possible. Don't appreciate it? No problem. 1 million mongers behind you.

Contrast that with places like NYC, LA, Toronto, and Orlando which have a ton of competition and you will see you get way better service in those cities. Orlando has a place called Milk spa. It's like the Kspas in Chicago only the girls get naked during the TS and rim / bbj you. Also plenty of DFK. And some of the hottest Chinese girls I've seen at a parlor. The service is never rushed despite being just as busy as BHC and the price is the exact same. Orlando, for some reason, is a high quality monger location. Although not much variety there. Just about every place is Chinese but nearly unlimited places to visit. Have had a bunch of BBFS there as well.

Chicago could support 10 BHCs. The problem is there is finite amount of talent right now because visas are hard to come by. Only the girls who pay (25 k or more) their way in make it.

**Fit312** · 05-13-22 19:27

Originally Posted by Kvstad [View Original Post]

In town for the weekend watching the yanks vs Sox. Any good recommendations in Bridgeport area?

FS grannies at Beijing, pretty bleak otherwise for licensed spas.

**Chi4518** · 05-13-22 18:51

Hello friends, I know it's been asked before, but any help will be much appreciated and compensated. Thank you.

**CGuy2** · 05-13-22 17:19

Mimi at Health Spa will take care of your needs. All the L's available plus she gives a good massage.

Parking away from street on south side of building by golf course. Looks like there is parking in the rear.

After a week of frustrating bs with this hobby Mimi was a welcome change.

She was fresh in every way.

Seniors pm me with any questions.

Also if you like shawarma, Tannour Bakery just SE on Lincoln is as good as you will find in Chicago.