Massage Parlor Reports

[Sleep]

In town for a few days, tried BHC today and was very disappointed. Joanna was my draw, which based on the previous review should have been perfect for what I was looking for but my experience was super rushed, no shower offered, not super GFE, short session and very annoying upsell.

As they say YMMV. Better luck next time. I'll see if I can find something more satisfying before I leave town.

[GeneralObvious]

Hit up Comfort Spa for the 2nd time. Overall, a bit underwhelming. Drew YuYu both times. Not a ton of teasing, flip was ok. With coaxing she got nude and did DATY but I don't think she'll go beyond L1. Someone mentioned a "slutty" one working there. Which one is that?

Let me ask, are you overweight or unattractive? Sorry to be so harsh, but lots of providers have to find you either attractive, or in fairly good shape. Money talks 80% of the time. Maybe you didn't ask for more, or you were too quiet.

[JBob001]

Had a dream at BCH yesterday, I am not from the area so it was a drive to get to. Had a dream with April, it was wonderful. Call them and they will open the door for you if they don't answer the buzzer the first time. They are on S Archer and Persing, don't ask me about the donation, if you have to ask you shouldn't be in the hobby.

Saw a couple other wonderful looking candidates for future dreams.

[CumShooter6969]

Yes, Elsa is her name. I first met her back in July 2019 at an apartment. I just checked my log, I saw her 3 times in 10 days. I don't repeat often, so when I do that means the girl is good. I even wrote a review back then, but the site doesn't go back that far. She went back to China before covid, but we still kept in touch. She just arrived in the US late March. Today is her first day in Chicago. She asked me to buy some stuffs for her, so I was out running errands today.

I think she was either 24 or 25 years old when I met her back in 2019 (how I miss the good old days when apartment girls were young and beautiful.), So that would put her at 27 or 28 now. She will be at 819 for 5 days and then going to SS for 5 days. As previously mentioned, 819 is partly owned by the SS owner, so the owner is trying to have the girls split their times between the spa and the apartment. The owner is trying to give BHC a run for their money, which ultimately will benefit us the guys.

I'll probably repeat with her at SS and not here save me the 40 $ LOL.

[OF Charlie]

Stopped by 819 this evening was in the area. Walked in was hoping to get the Thai girl I had my two pervious visits but she wasn't there bummer. One older girl with wearing a rope and too much makeup. And another girl cute with Sun dress plenty of cleavage showing but wasn't my taste tho. Almost walked out and they said wait one more girl and out came younger girl came out behind the curtain sitting on the couch. Pretty face thin with a white top and short black jean shorts. Nice rack on her also so took the half hour since had time to kill. Massage was nothing to brag about you can tell she had no training what so ever. Felt like someone was applying sunscreen on me LOL. She did a lot of Moaning a little too much while massaging to the point where it was too extra and annoying. 15 minutes in she asked everything okay? And giggles along with it. I told her what I wanted we agreed on a nude BBBJ for 1. 20 which was nice took my time. Played with her tits and ass CIM and we definitely went over the 30 minutes. Sloppy and deep she went, I was grabbing the back of her head while she moaned loud and deep she went and she didn't mind. Might repeat if in the area. I think she said her name was Elsa or something.

Yes, Elsa is her name. I first met her back in July 2019 at an apartment. I just checked my log, I saw her 3 times in 10 days. I don't repeat often, so when I do that means the girl is good. I even wrote a review back then, but the site doesn't go back that far. She went back to China before covid, but we still kept in touch. She just arrived in the US late March. Today is her first day in Chicago. She asked me to buy some stuffs for her, so I was out running errands today.

I think she was either 24 or 25 years old when I met her back in 2019 (how I miss the good old days when apartment girls were young and beautiful.), So that would put her at 27 or 28 now. She will be at 819 for 5 days and then going to SS for 5 days. As previously mentioned, 819 is partly owned by the SS owner, so the owner is trying to have the girls split their times between the spa and the apartment. The owner is trying to give BHC a run for their money, which ultimately will benefit us the guys. Some guys don't do apartment and some guys don't do spa, so splitting time is the best outcome for the owner. Can have both types of clientele.

[CumShooter6969]

Stopped by 819 this evening was in the area. Walked in was hoping to get the Thai girl I had my two pervious visits but she wasn't there bummer. One older girl with wearing a rope and too much makeup. And another girl cute with Sun dress plenty of cleavage showing but wasn't my taste tho. Almost walked out and they said wait one more girl and out came younger girl came out behind the curtain sitting on the couch. Pretty face thin with a white top and short black jean shorts. Nice rack on her also so took the half hour since had time to kill. Massage was nothing to brag about you can tell she had no training what so ever. Felt like someone was applying sunscreen on me LOL. She did a lot of Moaning a little too much while massaging to the point where it was too extra and annoying. 15 minutes in she asked everything okay? And giggles along with it. I told her what I wanted we agreed on a nude BBBJ for 1. 20 which was nice took my time. Played with her tits and ass CIM and we definitely went over the 30 minutes. Sloppy and deep she went, I was grabbing the back of her head while she moaned loud and deep she went and she didn't mind. Might repeat if in the area. I think she said her name was Elsa or something.

[GuidoBandito]

Hit up Comfort Spa for the 2nd time. Overall, a bit underwhelming. Drew YuYu both times. Not a ton of teasing, flip was ok. With coaxing she got nude and did DATY but I don't think she'll go beyond L1. Someone mentioned a "slutty" one working there. Which one is that?

[JamesTChicago]

Anyone have any recent good reviews from there? After searching the forum, it looks like it's been going down hill. I'm going to be in the area relatively often this summer, and could use some help. Dms are fine. Thank, guys.

James.

[BareOnly2018]

Had a exhausting day today. Stopped by to see Yumi for the 4th time as today is her last working day and she won't be back until September. Just can't get enough of her swallowing LOL. Afterwards, headed to BHC. Lina has texted me that her bestie Joanna had arrived yesterday, so wanted to take a look at her as I want to do a double with them next week. I had a couple of doubles where the girls are besties and those were by far the best doubles. Nowadays, I won't even do a double unless the girls are at least friends. Otherwise, it's just not worth it.

April opened the door for me. She looked a little disappointed that I wasn't there to see her. In my defense, April is going to be in Chicago for 2 weeks every month going forward, so as great as she is I am in no hurry to repeat. Lina was busy and Joanna was in the back eating lunch. Walking by the hall, I could hear Lina getting pounded pretty good LOL. As I am writing this, I could see someone beat me to a review. Joanna is taller than most Asian girls and has very flirty eyes and a cum fuck me face. His descriptions below are accurate, so I won't say much more. I had not planned on having another session, I really just wanted to take a look at what she looks like. And I don't know what happened, but the next thing I knew she had talked me into having another session. Barely an hour after my session with Yumi.

I had warned her that it's going to be a difficult session as I take forever to cum as is. Back to back session is not going to help the matter. But boy, this Joanna girl can take a pounding like no others. I pounded her solidly for a good 25 minutes. I know that because I kept watching the clock as I needed to be home by a certain time for a work conference call. I tapped out and she said let me suck you (I got BBBJ, not CBJ as the guy below). I said you can try, but it's going to be difficult as I don't cum easily as is, let alone back to back. She said she is very confident that she can make me cum. She said a lot of girls that she works with would tap out and ask her to come in and finish difficult clients. This is why I am calling her the "Finisher". The other thing worth mentioning is her dfk. She just started kissing me without me asking for it, but it's the way she does dfk that is different than most girls. She likes to stick her tongue really far in. Again, dfk is highly YMMV, but if you are looking for a girl who will tongue battle with you, Joanna is the one to see. And if you are someone who can fuck for a long time, I would recommend Joanna as well. I am looking forward to the bestie double next week and a 3 way tongue battle.

I didn't take her pics as she wanted me to keep sending Lina's pics. A true bestie.

Was wondering if anyone has gotten multi pop from anyone at BHC. If so, I'd like to go and ask for that girl. Never been there, usually hit up RL but thinking of going based on all these reviews.

[OF Charlie]

Had a exhausting day today. Stopped by to see Yumi for the 4th time as today is her last working day and she won't be back until September. Just can't get enough of her swallowing LOL. Afterwards, headed to BHC. Lina has texted me that her bestie Joanna had arrived yesterday, so wanted to take a look at her as I want to do a double with them next week. I had a couple of doubles where the girls are besties and those were by far the best doubles. Nowadays, I won't even do a double unless the girls are at least friends. Otherwise, it's just not worth it.

April opened the door for me. She looked a little disappointed that I wasn't there to see her. In my defense, April is going to be in Chicago for 2 weeks every month going forward, so as great as she is I am in no hurry to repeat. Lina was busy and Joanna was in the back eating lunch. Walking by the hall, I could hear Lina getting pounded pretty good LOL. As I am writing this, I could see someone beat me to a review. Joanna is taller than most Asian girls and has very flirty eyes and a cum fuck me face. His descriptions below are accurate, so I won't say much more. I had not planned on having another session, I really just wanted to take a look at what she looks like. And I don't know what happened, but the next thing I knew she had talked me into having another session. Barely an hour after my session with Yumi.

I had warned her that it's going to be a difficult session as I take forever to cum as is. Back to back session is not going to help the matter. But boy, this Joanna girl can take a pounding like no others. I pounded her solidly for a good 25 minutes. I know that because I kept watching the clock as I needed to be home by a certain time for a work conference call. I tapped out and she said let me suck you (I got BBBJ, not CBJ as the guy below). I said you can try, but it's going to be difficult as I don't cum easily as is, let alone back to back. She said she is very confident that she can make me cum. She said a lot of girls that she works with would tap out and ask her to come in and finish difficult clients. This is why I am calling her the "Finisher". The other thing worth mentioning is her dfk. She just started kissing me without me asking for it, but it's the way she does dfk that is different than most girls. She likes to stick her tongue really far in. Again, dfk is highly YMMV, but if you are looking for a girl who will tongue battle with you, Joanna is the one to see. And if you are someone who can fuck for a long time, I would recommend Joanna as well. I am looking forward to the bestie double next week and a 3 way tongue battle.

I didn't take her pics as she wanted me to keep sending Lina's pics. A true bestie.

[UBeMyFriend99]

I 1st attempted to visit Yumi at another place not far from BHC but after receiving a text saying she was there and then showing up and she wasn't I left. They tried to play off another girl as Yumi which is highly irritating. So I headed over to BHC. 1st time there and wasn't disappointed. I rang the bell and hidden behind the door was a beautiful woman named Joanna. It was her 1st day and I was her 1st client. LOL. When I asked her name she wasn't sure and had to look it up on her phone. So she was about 5 ft 6 in. Not spinner type but very much a beautiful woman. Nice ass and seemed to be natural C's almost D's. I paid everything up front with out negotiating. I was in a tiny triangle room with the table against the wall. Didn't really allow for adequate reach on the massage but ehh that's not really what I was there for. So the massage was mediocre at best. A slight bit of teasing before the flip. On the flip she grabbed a condom and set it next to me then proceeded to suck on the jewels and lick the shaft. She didn't suck the tip til the condom went on but it was an ok BJ, then she climbed on and a few alternate ways of cowgirl which she does quite well before I busted. She will be there for 20 days and working every one of them. I would repeat but usually like a bbj if I can. She was hot though, 8-9 on the AMP scale.

[GeneralObvious]

This happened at grand once a long time ago. I think her name was Anna and she had massive tits. Place was super busy so she begrudgingly took me back. I tried to negotiate more, but she didn't go for it.

Anna is a Goddess. I've known her for almost 7 years. She's beautiful, smart, funny, sexy, and a great companion. She doesn't like to do massages for customers who she doesn't know anymore.

[SterlingPNess]

I've known a few like that. They usually have a price if they like you, probably double the other girls rate. If you really want to hit that offer her that and see what's up.

This happened at grand once a long time ago. I think her name was Anna and she had massive tits. Place was super busy so she begrudgingly took me back. I tried to negotiate more, but she didn't go for it.

[BenHerBack123]

Hey guys,

Visiting town for a few days was curious if the nuru is really worth it or if anyone could pm with any reports or info. I've messed around with plenty of providers in Indiana but we don't have anything like nuru unless you do an outcall. Curious also if you recommend the apartments over the AMP. Thanks boys! Any info or tips for the area are appreciated I've been reading deep on your forum and found some good spots in looking at.

[Nowhere500]

Charlie is spot on with his assessment of Lina.

I saw Lina last night. Thanks to Charlie for sharing pictures! She's really good looking, I thought. Very sweet. But I have to say it wasn't a great massage. Also, I requested an hour and was hustled out after 30 minutes. I think if I requested a 30 minute session I would have been really happy with what I got. It's a comfortable space, large room. It was my first time at BHC. I'd like to go back and meet April who sounds amazing. But I'm hoping to find a place more relaxing, with a legitimate massage.

I've mostly sessioned in New York and that might have spoiled me for the Chicago scene.