Massage Parlor Reports

**TheDrowned** · 05-09-22 17:28

Originally Posted by JonFisher [View Original Post]

https://a-floatspa.com/

Just curious if anyone used this place. Pm me if you want.

In home massage is impossible for me so I don't think I would partake regardless of the legitimacy of this one.

And this is mere speculation and I could be wrong but a few things that make me a bit trepid about pursuing this is:

A) no phone number associated to website means nobody to call and / or confirm. Booking discretely is one thing but not listing any sort of contact leads me to believe this is a clever website designed to steal your card info without ever providing the service they are claiming to offer.

B) as hinted in post above, no pictures of the masseuse or anything visually concrete under the "about us" section. All it lists is priced and booking.

C) and regarding the booking, I tried to book a date out of curiosity to see where it leads me. I chose the VIP portion and it asks me for my name, to select a date, and choose my option. Then it also asked to put in a "promo" code. What code? Nowhere in the website is there a code or phone number to call to inquire about obtaining one. It won't let me proceed without so I just typed any old thing in there and hit next. It lead me to a blank screen and said some jargon about 3. 00 fee and that they wouldn't charge my card until a therapist was chosen. What? There's no where for me to even put my card info (I guess fortunately), so my path lead into a dead end.

D) the testimony seems generic and fake. One guy even said "I would return" again for a massage. Where are you returning to? It's a massage performed at YOUR home is it not? Kinda sus.

E) https://www.scam-detector.com/valida...a-com-review/. Checked this website to see if there's any word on if this is a scam and the website seems to have a pretty bad rep. Again this may be wrong but these are enough red flings to give one severe pause.

Maybe that's the point of the promo code, maybe it's some sort of secret elitist thing that when you place the right "password" into the booking you unlock the secrets of the website but who knows maybe I've just seen National Treasure one too many times.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

**DoYouKnow** · 05-09-22 17:19

Originally Posted by HellBoyX [View Original Post]

VIP states a "Nuru" massage so that is generally a good sign. Would love to know information. Its hard for me to have someone come to my house but maybe a hotel? Interesting though.

THats just too close to having issues, now or later no matter how good and sexy they are. Have to keep your common sense on high alert for personal security, bribery, folks casing your place, etc. Hotel is the best option.

**HellBoyX** · 05-09-22 16:14

Originally Posted by DoYouKnow [View Original Post]

No pics of masseuse, so you get what you get, but seeing that it offers the VIP, I will at least try it eventually in the coming weeks. Unless someone else gives it a spin and its no go.

VIP states a "Nuru" massage so that is generally a good sign. Would love to know information. Its hard for me to have someone come to my house but maybe a hotel? Interesting though.

**DoYouKnow** · 05-09-22 16:09

Originally Posted by JonFisher [View Original Post]

https://a-floatspa.com/

Just curious if anyone used this place. Pm me if you want.

No pics of masseuse, so you get what you get, but seeing that it offers the VIP, I will at least try it eventually in the coming weeks. Unless someone else gives it a spin and its no go.

**JonFisher** · 05-09-22 13:42

https://a-floatspa.com/

Just curious if anyone used this place. Pm me if you want.

**AvidManDc** · 05-09-22 10:20

Originally Posted by TonyScott01 [View Original Post]

Was that 180 all in, or tip?

This Queen Therapy in Springfield?

**HellBoyX** · 05-09-22 10:19

Originally Posted by Jdchang1 [View Original Post]

Had a few dreams about the queens in queens. I know there have been some good talk about them just wanted to add my dreams for the good of the group.

Had a dream about Kim. I asked for her because of a review from a fellow dreamer. Walked in. Gave to the house and went off for the table shower. A lot of attention in all the right places and a kiss on JRs head. I knew it was going to be good after that. Went back to the room 20 minute decent massage then right to the fun. Light touch and rimming from Kim on my backside which was amazing. On the flip she dropped her robe and the fun really began. Some FIV, DATY, and BBBJ. Was going to CIM but she came of for a breath too early. Cleaned me up and sent me on my way after $1.8.

Second and third was with Joon. All the same as with Kim just not as thorough of a table shower.

Both ladies look similar but I enjoyed my experience with Kim more. Both mid to late 30's and B ish up top.

I will venture there today and see penny as a I saw a nice review about her and I'll report back.

Stay safe out there boys.

Hey bro, thanks for the update. Is this for the spa in Alexandria? Sounds great. Thank you!

**TonyScott01** · 05-09-22 09:55

Stopped into this place in Vienna and was met by a very cute body, with what appeared behind the mask to be a cute face as well. I think the name was Mila, or similar. She was wearing blue jeans and a short vest-like shirt that showed her midsection a little. Looked very good, but wary of the blue jeans as far as later access might go. Opted for half-hour for $50. No shower offered, and she started a very lackluster "medium" massage. After about five minutes, I told her to just go for a soft massage. She got the idea, and from that moment on it was teasing, mostly of the ass and sack, which felt very nice. On the flip she began to negotiate. Wanted one bill for oral. I considered it, and then when I mentioned I wanted BBBJ, that was another $. 4, so I went for standard NOVA for which she demanded $. 5, telling me her technique was worth it. I tried negotiating $. 4 with an extra 10 if I decided it was worth it, but she wouldn't budge. At that point, I went for the $. 5 and I will say that her technique was slow, and effective. No rush at all, with a lot of teasing around the area. As for access, I got a little OTC, but she was careful to block most everything. I did get her to remove the mask during the deed, and she was very cute, but I won't be back for those prices and lack of access.

**TonyScott01** · 05-09-22 09:40

Was that 180 all in, or tip?

Originally Posted by Jdchang1 [View Original Post]

Had a few dreams about the queens in queens. I know there have been some good talk about them just wanted to add my dreams for the good of the group.

Had a dream about Kim. I asked for her because of a review from a fellow dreamer. Walked in. Gave to the house and went off for the table shower. A lot of attention in all the right places and a kiss on JRs head. I knew it was going to be good after that. Went back to the room 20 minute decent massage then right to the fun. Light touch and rimming from Kim on my backside which was amazing. On the flip she dropped her robe and the fun really began. Some FIV, DATY, and BBBJ. Was going to CIM but she came of for a breath too early. Cleaned me up and sent me on my way after $1.8.

Second and third was with Joon. All the same as with Kim just not as thorough of a table shower.

Both ladies look similar but I enjoyed my experience with Kim more. Both mid to late 30's and B ish up top.

I will venture there today and see penny as a I saw a nice review about her and I'll report back.

Stay safe out there boys.

**JustALoner** · 05-08-22 21:28

Hello all,

New to the AMP scene, had several dreams in the past couple of months, mostly the same dreams others shared, but I'll try to contribute with some lesser dreamt about places.

Dreamt about a place in Burke used to be called Garden. Sort of tough to find. Location is on the side that faces the shopping center, through a door, up a flight of stairs. . 7 an hour. Very friendly woman. Older but cute and petite. Very good thorough massage. ST technique was very good as well (though have not had enough dreams where ST was even done). Good customer service skills and I enjoyed the NOVA. No negotiating. Did not feel business-like to me at all.

Had another dream about a place that used to be called Lovely Massage in Annandale. It looks like it's part of a neighborhood, located in a row of townhouses that are also businesses. Parking lot is sort of small but my dream was on a weekend. A very busy spa neighbors one side of the door. A restaurant occupies the other side. If that bothers you, you'll have to awkwardly pass by both businesses through a door and up a flight of stairs. A single door is at the top of the stairs. A woman I dreamt about somehow knew I was approaching and opened up as I was halfway up.

She is very frisky and handsy immediately before any time is mentioned. It is very dark in this place I dreamed about. Even in the meet and greet area. She's either average or not very attractive, hard to tell in the light. In my experience up to this point, I've only dreamt of older women but she does seem younger than most, which is a plus. Again, very dark.

7 for an hour. 6 for half. I wanted an hour but she insisted on half. Not a good sign. A terrible massage follows. She's rushing through it but also maybe I'm not used to her technique. I'm slight of build and she is walking on by back with lots of pressure. I usually like more pressure but this is just uncomfortable. After that she just drags fingers / knuckles / elbows (can't tell) across my back and limbs. Not much lotion so the friction is just more bad massaging. I should mention that the whole time this is going on classic rock is playing and I'm not into it.

On the flip, she immediately offers FS. I've been wanting to dream about FS for some time now with no luck. Not very talkative at the AMPs and I hear that can affect what menu a dreamer might be offered. So, I'm eager to take the offer. 1. 8 is the donation amount. I literally do not even have that on me. I'm not a negotiator but she drops the donation for me. It is still a lot, but like I said, I've been looking for a FS dream.

Her clothes come off. She's short and petite-ish but has some meat on her. Breasts are decent. Not huge but enough to grab and play with. Some HJ stuff follows. She provides cover for me. Hops on top and rides for a little bit. She's energetic and puts on a bit of a performance. I appreciate that but I can definitely tell it's a 'performance. ' Bush is somewhat groomed. Sort of tight but I have a hard time feeling it with the cover. She instructs to switch to missionary I do and finish almost immediately. I usually let myself get backed up before dreaming (probably not a good idea) but I'm not much of a marathon guy even under best circumstances.

Anyway, she cleans me up and is still playful and friendly but ultimately I felt this was a waste of money and I do get the vibe she is in a rush. I wasn't that much into it and I finish way too fast to justify the cost of maybe two minutes of action. FS has been crossed off my list at least and I won't consider paying for it again unless I dream about something really nice.

My dream was obviously a mixed experience, but YMMV. Can hardly recommend unless you really want to dream about FS.

Lastly, dreamt of a place called Soft Touch. Most places I wanted to dream about were closed. Dreamt of a woman with no name. She wore heels and had sort of a tan. She insists on half hour when I ask for full. I accept and the TS is also skipped but I usually don't dream about this. Can't remember donations at the door but they are similar to other dreams.

Massage was OK but nothing special. She is friendly and kept complimenting me. We traded some small talk, but I wasn't feeling much chemistry. On the flip, things got very transactional and donations are discussed. . 8 for 'mouth' was high for me. I wanted. 4 for standard NOVA. Too low and she is shocked / incredulous. . 6 for NOVA with top down was the agreement. Nothing interesting to comment on. She seemed a little disinterested and the vibe wasn't there for me. She says a younger pretty girl is also there. Based on the ads for these dreams and my dreams so far, I am doubtful.

Hope this helps someone. Happy dreams.

**JustALoner** · 05-08-22 21:27

Hello all,

New to the AMP scene, had several dreams in the past couple of months, mostly the same dreams others shared, but I'll try to contribute with some lesser dreamt about places.

Dreamt about a place in Burke used to be called Garden. Sort of tough to find. Location is on the side that faces the shopping center, through a door, up a flight of stairs. . 7 an hour. Very friendly woman. Older but cute and petite. Very good thorough massage. ST technique was very good as well (though have not had enough dreams where ST was even done). Good customer service skills and I enjoyed the NOVA. No negotiating. Did not feel business-like to me at all.

Had another dream about a place that used to be called Lovely Massage in Annandale. It looks like it's part of a neighborhood, located in a row of townhouses that are also businesses. Parking lot is sort of small but my dream was on a weekend. A very busy spa neighbors one side of the door. A restaurant occupies the other side. If that bothers you, you'll have to awkwardly pass by both businesses through a door and up a flight of stairs. A single door is at the top of the stairs. A woman I dreamt about somehow knew I was approaching and opened up as I was halfway up.

She is very frisky and handsy immediately before any time is mentioned. It is very dark in this place I dreamed about. Even in the meet and greet area. She's either average or not very attractive, hard to tell in the light. In my experience up to this point, I've only dreamt of older women but she does seem younger than most, which is a plus. Again, very dark.

7 for an hour. 6 for half. I wanted an hour but she insisted on half. Not a good sign. A terrible massage follows. She's rushing through it but also maybe I'm not used to her technique. I'm slight of build and she is walking on by back with lots of pressure. I usually like more pressure but this is just uncomfortable. After that she just drags fingers / knuckles / elbows (can't tell) across my back and limbs. Not much lotion so the friction is just more bad massaging. I should mention that the whole time this is going on classic rock is playing and I'm not into it.

On the flip, she immediately offers FS. I've been wanting to dream about FS for some time now with no luck. Not very talkative at the AMPs and I hear that can affect what menu a dreamer might be offered. So, I'm eager to take the offer. 1. 8 is the donation amount. I literally do not even have that on me. I'm not a negotiator but she drops the donation for me. It is still a lot, but like I said, I've been looking for a FS dream.

Her clothes come off. She's short and petite-ish but has some meat on her. Breasts are decent. Not huge but enough to grab and play with. Some HJ stuff follows. She provides cover for me. Hops on top and rides for a little bit. She's energetic and puts on a bit of a performance. I appreciate that but I can definitely tell it's a 'performance. ' Bush is somewhat groomed. Sort of tight but I have a hard time feeling it with the cover. She instructs to switch to missionary I do and finish almost immediately. I usually let myself get backed up before dreaming (probably not a good idea) but I'm not much of a marathon guy even under best circumstances.

Anyway, she cleans me up and is still playful and friendly but ultimately I felt this was a waste of money and I do get the vibe she is in a rush. I wasn't that much into it and I finish way too fast to justify the cost of maybe two minutes of action. FS has been crossed off my list at least and I won't consider paying for it again unless I dream about something really nice.

My dream was obviously a mixed experience, but YMMV. Can hardly recommend unless you really want to dream about FS.

Lastly, dreamt of a place called Soft Touch. Most places I wanted to dream about were closed. Dreamt of a woman with no name. She wore heels and had sort of a tan. She insists on half hour when I ask for full. I accept and the TS is also skipped but I usually don't dream about this. Can't remember donations at the door but they are similar to other dreams.

Massage was OK but nothing special. She is friendly and kept complimenting me. We traded some small talk, but I wasn't feeling much chemistry. On the flip, things got very transactional and donations are discussed. . 8 for 'mouth' was high for me. I wanted. 4 for standard NOVA. Too low and she is shocked / incredulous. . 6 for NOVA with top down was the agreement. Nothing interesting to comment on. She seemed a little disinterested and the vibe wasn't there for me. She says a younger pretty girl is also there. Based on the ads for these dreams and my dreams so far, I am doubtful.

Hope this helps someone. Happy dreams.

**Oldfart69** · 05-08-22 16:01

Originally Posted by SuperOoxx [View Original Post]

Can you please share the name of the place? Thanks.

The name is easy enough to find if you check previous posts.

https://www.moonpalace.club/

**Jdchang1** · 05-08-22 15:24

Had a few dreams about the queens in queens. I know there have been some good talk about them just wanted to add my dreams for the good of the group.

Had a dream about Kim. I asked for her because of a review from a fellow dreamer. Walked in. Gave to the house and went off for the table shower. A lot of attention in all the right places and a kiss on JRs head. I knew it was going to be good after that. Went back to the room 20 minute decent massage then right to the fun. Light touch and rimming from Kim on my backside which was amazing. On the flip she dropped her robe and the fun really began. Some FIV, DATY, and BBBJ. Was going to CIM but she came of for a breath too early. Cleaned me up and sent me on my way after $1.8.

Second and third was with Joon. All the same as with Kim just not as thorough of a table shower.

Both ladies look similar but I enjoyed my experience with Kim more. Both mid to late 30's and B ish up top.

I will venture there today and see penny as a I saw a nice review about her and I'll report back.

Stay safe out there boys.

**SuperOoxx** · 05-08-22 09:40

Originally Posted by BunkerBuster [View Original Post]

I did a bit of scouting. The Arlington location has been converted to a massage studio. The woman who was working was Chinese, 25-30, and nice looking. Nova (+60), topless (+40), and CBJ (+120) are available. I did not sample the service.

Can you please share the name of the place? Thanks.

**Serpico99** · 05-07-22 16:28

I decided to see Jenny at Cosmos on Saturday. She works alone on Saturday I think as June normally works Monday through Friday. Didn't want to upset June by seeing Jenny thus why I went when June was off.

Jenny knows what's the deal so she asked me if I wanted to play first. Yup, I told her so I stripped her out of her little short shorts and caressed her petite body and DATY. Did some DATO as well on her little ass. I could tell she came hard. Then she had me on my back and grinded me (no penetration) until I busted a nice nut. Afterwards she did an ok 10 minute massage.

It was an ok experience. I just wanted to try out Jenny and see how she was. Since she doesn't do FS as stated by others then I probably just visit her or June when needing a convenient nut without much fuss. Jenny is above 40 but her body is really nice. Petite. But not a real bang for your buck if needing BJ or FS. Both her and June keep their masks on throughout the session.