Massage Parlor Reports

**MangoBalls78** · 04-24-22 06:58

Originally Posted by BunkerBuster [View Original Post]

They added body work to their page recently.

https://www.moonpalace.club/

I texted them last week to set up an appointment but never got a response. I may try again next week.

**Rowser** · 04-23-22 22:00

I typically patronize local AMPs but am curious about some of the INDYs I'm seeing recommended here or on other websites. What is tipping protocol for say one hour at 1. 6 with extra (s)? I'm sure others may be pondering the same question. PM or reply for the benefit of other curious mongers. Thanks!

**Bunker Buster** · 04-23-22 19:38

They added body work to their page recently.

https://www.moonpalace.club/

**Bobby D53** · 04-23-22 15:19

Originally Posted by DCraven [View Original Post]

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs.../22049814.html

Tried this ad out for something new.

Lady was in familiar condo / apt area in Tysons. Easy set up with usual questions. Believe living with others as there some beds set up on floor. Was not person in picture. Slightly over weight, average or below average face. D or double D.

Basically for 30 min /160 you get a lack luster oily massage and FS.

She was friendly and even asked if I wanted to pop a 2nd time, but I just wasn't super attracted to her.

Not the worst provider because of attitude and open menu, but not my cup of tea.

Happy mongering!

I think the pimp (or businessman / businesswoman?) who advertises for these ladies always use fake pictures. I was hit with the bait and switch as well when I responded to an ad similar to the one you posted. So before she initially left the room to let me get undress, I asked was she giving the massage (she said yes). I pulled out my phone and showed her the ad picture and said "this you?" She dropped her head speechless. I told her "maybe another time" then I left. I rarely bale like that, but I wasn't in the mood for fakeness that day.

**Bobby D53** · 04-23-22 15:05

Originally Posted by Skooby [View Original Post]

What is MnM?

MnM was one of my go to spots in Alexandria in the Franconia area. Never nothing to write home about, but just the typical AMP.

**Skooby** · 04-23-22 11:54

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

Driving down near franconia this weekend when I happened upon a sign advertising a new spa opened up in the plaza on 6118 Franconia, this is adjacent to the MnM. I had some time to kill and figured WTH I'd give it a shot so I peaked up my head in and went up the stairs where I found a rather large room, fancier inside than the building out titled "your perfect massage and spa" so I stepped inside saw a middle aged asian lady. She asked me if I had an appointment and I told her I did not but was looking to see if I can get a massage. She just stared at me for a half a minute but that blank stare of confusion felt like an eternity. I tried to break the awkward silence by saying "do you do walk in appointments?" She just shook her head. . ok? So I just turned around. Odd experience since I feel most places are happy for the business, and it wasn't like any other customers were there. I didn't press too hard on it as I wasn't all that thrilled about the middle aged Chinese lady to begin with, so I didn't bother to try and call to set up an appointment.

Place inside is fancy and I noticed she had some paperwork you fill out with a picture of the human anatomy showing different muscles, styles of massage, ect. Everything looked like this place was legit, doubled by the fact I was turned away for not making an appt.

However alternatively, there's also the possibility she was spooked and thought I was LEO. So just tossing this post up here in case anyone is interested in trying it out. I tried to TOFFT but was denied LOL.

What is MnM?

**DCraven** · 04-23-22 10:58

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs.../22049814.html

Tried this ad out for something new.

Lady was in familiar condo / apt area in Tysons. Easy set up with usual questions. Believe living with others as there some beds set up on floor. Was not person in picture. Slightly over weight, average or below average face. D or double D.

Basically for 30 min /160 you get a lack luster oily massage and FS.

She was friendly and even asked if I wanted to pop a 2nd time, but I just wasn't super attracted to her.

Not the worst provider because of attitude and open menu, but not my cup of tea.

Happy mongering!

**SexAddict96** · 04-23-22 10:36

I haven't reported in a good while so here is a briefing to give some hopefully useful info. 1) Moon: first time I have ever been but made two trips. The first trip was with a fairly attractive lady with a nice body and boobs. Pretty good visit with CBJ (saran wrap). I would say her skills were good especially with the saran barrier. Didn't get a name. The second visit was with Anna. Face not so pretty and had a pot belly. Boobs were good. Got a conventional CBJ which did the trick but basically average. 2) Yumi spa. After seeing reports of Angela and her ad pics, made an appointment. Overall, got what I wanted but probably won't repeat because it is too far for me for average service. 3) Jiafu spa. I saw a report of a pretty lady there so went to see what is there. My masseuse was definitely not pretty but more of a linebacker build but she gave a really good massage putting her weight and muscles into it. You're not going to get that type of massage from a skinny girl. I wasn't expecting but she offered a HJ which was also skilled. Just skip the ts and close your eyes during the HJ.

**PilotAviator** · 04-23-22 09:23

To paraphrase GripNSip, mongering is a hobby where YOUR milage may vary (YMMV).

- - - - - - - -.

I visited Lucky Spa this week. I was greeted warmly by the MMS (Vicki). As always the spa was immaculate.

After pleasantries were shared, I confirmed I wanted an hour (as is usual for me).

- The TS was hot, soapy, relaxing and enjoyed.

- The table in the studio was warm (it was a cold day).

- The massage was as deep as I could stand without any pain, and very thorough. Vicki has the skill to work deeply even into my feet. I am never shorted on time at Lucky Spa.

- Everything about this visit was exceptional (and I've had many great visits at Lucky Therapy).

Nothing in Vaddm's recent report was derogatory -- but, as was true for me, YMMV when you visit (which I recommend for the best TS and best massage) - everything about my massage experience was super.

Always be nice to the ladies, and never be in a hurry at Lucky's.

PA.

**TheOuroboros** · 04-23-22 08:39

Originally Posted by SkinnyPete1 [View Original Post]

To the OP. Please restate who you saw. You are mistaken. There is absolutely no Anji that works at Cosmos spa. There is only one spa by that name is NOVA. Please respond.

We have a tendency on this board to persecute members when they get, how do I put this? . "more miles per gallon".

We're quick to deny reality rather than accept that sometimes people get better service. These ladies aren't robots that follow a set script it's entirely plausible that OP came at the right moment and at the right time (pun intended) and got a little bit extra in his standard visit. He even implied that this particular scenario was the exception, not the rule. Let's not roast him at the stake gentlemen.

These ladies don't always give us the same name so it's quite possible your Jenny is his Anji.

It's also quite possible there is a different girl there as it is possible he made it all up, but there just isn't any reason to do the latter. Nothing is gained so let's give the guy the benefit of the doubt and stop getting butthurt over it.

**PSmith0380** · 04-23-22 07:51

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

I stopped by Cosmos to see raspy voice June. She is still there. Jenny had answered the door and I popped wood immediately seeing her in them little short shorts. Jenny is petite, thin, but older but nonetheless she looked good in her little jean shorts. But I wanted to reconnect with June who also wore some tight shorts and tank top. She remembered me and we spent a few minutes. Average body and B tits. She kept her mask on. Jenny did as well when she led me to the room to wait.

I basically see June to play for a half hour. No massage for me. Lots of mutual touching and fondling. I enjoyed my DATY as she came hard and she likes to be caressed. I cleaned her ass with my tongue as well and she liked it too. Yup I'm a dirty mofo when it comes to a nice ass.

Anyway when I first saw her the couple times initially last year, she gave a decent body rub. But she is down to play P2 P if she likes you. Not a real bang for your buck but there isn't a whole lot of AMP providers who will spend the entire session playing P2 P or let a monger clean both of their holes for 30 minutes LOL No rush from June. No FS or BJ as I'm aware but if either June or Jenny likes you, you could probably hook something up on the side with them..

Jenny's ST is off the chart. I've never been able to convince her to do FS, so report back if you have any luck. Her body is one of the best for an AMP.

**Serpico99** · 04-22-22 19:28

I stopped by Cosmos to see raspy voice June. She is still there. Jenny had answered the door and I popped wood immediately seeing her in them little short shorts. Jenny is petite, thin, but older but nonetheless she looked good in her little jean shorts. But I wanted to reconnect with June who also wore some tight shorts and tank top. She remembered me and we spent a few minutes. Average body and B tits. She kept her mask on. Jenny did as well when she led me to the room to wait.

I basically see June to play for a half hour. No massage for me. Lots of mutual touching and fondling. I enjoyed my DATY as she came hard and she likes to be caressed. I cleaned her ass with my tongue as well and she liked it too. Yup I'm a dirty mofo when it comes to a nice ass.

Anyway when I first saw her the couple times initially last year, she gave a decent body rub. But she is down to play P2 P if she likes you. Not a real bang for your buck but there isn't a whole lot of AMP providers who will spend the entire session playing P2 P or let a monger clean both of their holes for 30 minutes LOL No rush from June. No FS or BJ as I'm aware but if either June or Jenny likes you, you could probably hook something up on the side with them.

I plan to try Jenny next time and clean her little ass out good with some DATO.

**Skooby** · 04-22-22 17:38

Originally Posted by SkinnyPete1 [View Original Post]

I like it when the massage therapist climbs on my back for doing the massage. Can you tell me which providers do this? I've only encountered it maybe 2 or 3 times.

I would like to know this as well.