Massage Parlor Reports

**Jinurso** · 04-04-22 22:16

Originally Posted by AndChiBe [View Original Post]

I was excited after reading a positive review of this agency here. Booked to see her and drove to the north burbs. Big surprise when she opened the door. Older lady in her mid 30's, natural D cups and on the heavier side. The pictures on the website are not even close representation of her. Face 5/10. Tits 7/10, big but gravity affected them. Ass 5/10.

I think you might be the first person to post a review of this place other than Jwankxx, who only posts about this place. We appreciate you TOFTT and now we have some real intel.

**JWankxxx** · 04-04-22 22:09

Originally Posted by AndChiBe [View Original Post]

I was excited after reading a positive review of this agency here. Booked to see her and drove to the north burbs. Big surprise when she opened the door. Older lady in her mid 30's, natural D cups and on the heavier side. The pictures on the website are not even close representation of her. Face 5/10. Tits 7/10, big but gravity affected them. Ass 5/10.

Was that Valerie you saw? Went to see her today and she was a pretty good looking Russian girl in her 20's I would say.

**AndChiBe** · 04-04-22 19:32

Originally Posted by JWankxxx [View Original Post]

Looks like per the website Valerie is coming on Monday, anyone have info on her.

https://llchicago.escortbook.com/

I was excited after reading a positive review of this agency here. Booked to see her and drove to the north burbs. Big surprise when she opened the door. Older lady in her mid 30's, natural D cups and on the heavier side. The pictures on the website are not even close representation of her. Face 5/10. Tits 7/10, big but gravity affected them. Ass 5/10.

**IAmTheManyo** · 04-04-22 17:54

I saw Margo recently for a short visit. L1 only. She's very nice as a person but not quite my type in terms of looks. Not as well toned as the pics on the site might lead you to believe. Still very nice but I probably won't repeat.

**Eseloco** · 04-04-22 13:32

Anybody know of good places to get a good Nuru massage?

Especially if it's in the suburbs. Thanks.

**JakeGoodfella** · 04-04-22 13:31

Originally Posted by Truthfu11 [View Original Post]

BDSM is the preferred activity. Minor roaming.

Meghan does offer normal massage with L1. I asked if she does massage in a different room or the one with all of her toys. She said she does the massage and bdsm play in the same room. Sometimes her massage clients ask questions, but it doesn't impede her ability to give a rub or for them to receive it. I haven't received just a straight rub and L1 from her so I don't know how good the massage service is. She does finish you L1 during kinky play and her technique is great.

She definitely shares the flat with others since she only works Tu / Th / Sat. My guess is the other girl (s) works the other days and uses a different bedroom, which I have seen and looks to be set up for massage only (no kink).

**Moejoo** · 04-04-22 12:52

Originally Posted by ZzTopSterZz [View Original Post]

There have been a lot of ads for ladies at Brynmawr & Kenzie location. Always very attractive young white girls. Can anyone shed light on the place? Not looking for BSDM or advanced options so these recent posts turn me off. But always interested in new options for massage & standard services of L1 and a little skin / roaming. Thanks. Zz.

I've seen a few girls there, pics have always been 100 percent accurate. There is some sort of handler that rents the apt and the girls give him a cut. Communication has always been directly with the girl I have met. FS has never been offered, most of the ads mention light fetish or something like that but I think the ads are posted by the handler and other than Meghan the other girls have been quite vanilla and new to the biz.

**GMan25** · 04-04-22 12:10

Originally Posted by GeneralObvious [View Original Post]

I'm one of the assholes who tell the younger, better looking providers to increase their rates. Why? Simple. They can't, and shouldn't work for peanuts. To put it bluntly, 90-95% of mongers are fat, old, ugly, and overly hairy. This is based on guys I've seen throughout the years. About half of what I hear through the walls, sounds like 4th grade inbreds. What I read here, and on other sites, is so many guys simply can't afford this hobby. If you were a provider, why would you charge so little to deal with this? I wouldn't. Many of you will be offended, but in my experience, people only get offended when they hear the truth.

Dude,

If you really do this, knock it off. You are projecting what you would do if you were a provider. Telling a provider they should up their rates is ridiculous, and it hurts the rest of us. Listen, you can always pay them more when you visit and become their favorite tipper ok? But many of us are not old, fat ugly and smelly. You might think you are doing them a favor, and are a white knight, but you're violating the bro code. Many of us pay and tip well, and when added value is there, sometimes we do pay a little more to extend gratitude. What you're doing is telling the restaurant to up their prices, when what I am suggesting is, if the service is better than expected, tip your waitress a little more.

**Truthfu11** · 04-04-22 11:14

Originally Posted by ZzTopSterZz [View Original Post]

There have been a lot of ads for ladies at Brynmawr & Kenzie location. Always very attractive young white girls. Can anyone shed light on the place? Not looking for BSDM or advanced options so these recent posts turn me off. But always interested in new options for massage & standard services of L1 and a little skin / roaming. Thanks. Zz.

BDSM is the preferred activity. Minor roaming.

**ZzTopSterZz** · 04-04-22 10:02

Originally Posted by DLover64 [View Original Post]

Meghan is great. Her specialty is playing with / inside your ass. She does expect you to prep. And uses a glove if you ask for her fingers. She doesn't let you get inside her underwear and her breasts are relatively modest. She is super sweet that is for sure. Not a bad price point if that's what you're looking for. I personally liked her look better as a brunette but I haven't seen her in person as a blonde yet. Location is convenient, couple of other girls working out of the place but nobody's going to notice he going in and out.

There have been a lot of ads for ladies at Brynmawr & Kenzie location. Always very attractive young white girls. Can anyone shed light on the place? Not looking for BSDM or advanced options so these recent posts turn me off. But always interested in new options for massage & standard services of L1 and a little skin / roaming. Thanks. Zz.

**GeneralObvious** · 04-04-22 09:00

Originally Posted by RumpelForeSkin [View Original Post]

If I tip Kelly $240 for a nude BJ just because I can afford it, will that earn your respect? Because that's an important aspiration for me.

This hobby is a supply and demand business. Like mongers, most providers are not attractive. Thus, the better looking ones can command a higher fee for services. It's just that simple.

**Jay117** · 04-04-22 00:01

Originally Posted by Eddinger [View Original Post]

Prob worth driving to Norridge to Harmony Spa, or mt prospect to exercise spa. Both are super fun. Full service spas, showers, sauna, its fun. Both have hot women.

Thanks! Exercise looks like just what I was hoping for.

**DWaits** · 04-03-22 23:52

I have a lot of meetings down near this spot on Van Buren near State. The name is too short to get any hits on a search. Has anyone been to this spot: extras? Price point? There are a lot of reviews on RM but I do not have premium with them.

**BabyBoy2013** · 04-03-22 23:44

Had a dream about this place since I was in the area. I usually see Kelly or Juju. But only Coco was available. So I gave her a try since I've never had her before. Not bad looking, she had some big O Tata's. Did the 30 min session, massage kinda sucked, I could tell she's not experienced. Anyways on to the flip, her English is limited but boy did she know how to say 160 for L2 LOL. I wonder who's the idiot that told her that that's the new rate now. So we went back and forth and came to 120 with top off. So I guess not bad right. Well we get into and it's going good but after maybe 5 min she says that's it and switches to L1 and wants to finish like that and says times almost over. I point out to her that I have 10 more minutes left. Well she gets a shitty attitude and starts complaining. At this point I tell her stop everything, this sucks and I'm out. I get dressed and she starts saying she needs a bill for the shitty service. I left her standard tip and was out. Their trying to push the 160 rate, so stay strong guys. And avoid Coco and her shitty service.

**Member #6062** · 04-03-22 22:34

Originally Posted by GeneralObvious [View Original Post]

I'm one of the assholes who tell the younger, better looking providers to increase their rates. Why? Simple. They can't, and shouldn't work for peanuts. To put it bluntly, 90-95% of mongers are fat, old, ugly, and overly hairy. This is based on guys I've seen throughout the years. About half of what I hear through the walls, sounds like 4th grade inbreds. What I read here, and on other sites, is so many guys simply can't afford this hobby. If you were a provider, why would you charge so little to deal with this? I wouldn't. Many of you will be offended, but in my experience, people only get offended when they hear the truth.

If I tip Kelly $240 for a nude BJ just because I can afford it, will that earn your respect? Because that's an important aspiration for me.