Massage Parlor Reports

**Eddinger** · 04-01-22 12:42

I dunno. That's a bummer but not surprising. Personally I think it would be exhausting to constantly give blow jobs and hand jobs and sex, and so I generally think women can set their own rates at whatever they want and we can choose to pay or not, but not complain, they get to figure out what its worth for them to sell their time and we get to decide if its worth it to rent their hand, body, mouth.

Sometimes it isn't!

Kelly is pretty fucking hot, which is just super rare in Chicago at AMPs. Most are not great. Some are fine, how many are just great lookers? I go enough that I stopped getting attitude many years ago and now its always just pure pleasure. But that repeating might not be of interest to others either.

Originally Posted by Rodney1117 [View Original Post]

So, let's say her attitude exists. Look at what she is saying " you need me more than I need you" Imagine where we would be as hobbyist, not looking to get over but maintain an equal and fair price point, if we collectively (meaning all of us) just said, nope, the massage is enough, I'm not paying 200 for you to do what you did before for 120. I'm not condoning shorting any one, but sometimes we can be our own worse enemies by paying more because we need instant gratification and they know it. We can also set the price point by walking away. We have the power of the purse. Do we have the will power to enforce what we know is true. IMHO we do. I'm just saying.

**BraddyWestSide** · 04-01-22 12:06

Hey fellas. Sorry to post such a noob request, but I need some help. I'm ending a two day road trip in Chicagoland tonight. After a long drive, I really need a good massage. I would scour the forum, but I'm stuck on the road for the next six hours and hoping to have something set up tonight. Is there a solid recommendation for an LMT quality massage in the west burbs? Can be parlor or Indy. I prefer white milfs, but beggars can't be choosers. If there's a better thread to post this, please let me know. PM is fine too. I'm more than happy to share local knowledge if any of you make your way to Orlando area. Thanks in advance.

**Fit312** · 03-31-22 19:41

Originally Posted by Rodney1117 [View Original Post]

So, let's say her attitude exists. Look at what she is saying " you need me more than I need you" Imagine where we would be as hobbyist, not looking to get over but maintain an equal and fair price point, if we collectively (meaning all of us) just said, nope, the massage is enough, I'm not paying 200 for you to do what you did before for 120. I'm not condoning shorting any one, but sometimes we can be our own worse enemies by paying more because we need instant gratification and they know it. We can also set the price point by walking away. We have the power of the purse. Do we have the will power to enforce what we know is true. IMHO we do. I'm just saying.

There's definitely some price fixing going on at that place and girls at other spas are trying to jack up their rates based on the gossip. I'm willing to pay more, but I expect a higher level of service if I do.

**Rodney1117** · 03-31-22 16:26

Originally Posted by WoodStreet [View Original Post]

For that price does it include cim?

So, let's say her attitude exists. Look at what she is saying " you need me more than I need you" Imagine where we would be as hobbyist, not looking to get over but maintain an equal and fair price point, if we collectively (meaning all of us) just said, nope, the massage is enough, I'm not paying 200 for you to do what you did before for 120. I'm not condoning shorting any one, but sometimes we can be our own worse enemies by paying more because we need instant gratification and they know it. We can also set the price point by walking away. We have the power of the purse. Do we have the will power to enforce what we know is true. IMHO we do. I'm just saying.

**Bugsy1750** · 03-31-22 15:27

Read reviews I seen Sandra since Margo was busy for the day which I read reviews both same basically although pampering and a pleaser at. 1 plus door fee she was a let down face wise got 2 pops BBBJCIM and cfs no fuss she does give a great massage but she looks Asian and not the best I'm into face and body was none like pics, 320 I would've went to Judy she gives the star treatment 160 total and a hell of a massage and a pleaser in my opinion please leave or inbox what clm have the hottest faces I dated strippers and exotic women before also like plastic and bbls please let me know who of what line up I should try next Latina preferred I like options and BBBJ is a must thanks in advance.

**SomeGuySnoopin** · 03-31-22 15:21

Another visit to Princess Latina Spa. Sadly everyone's favorite eye candy receptionist wasn't there. Paid 60 for the HH and got a Columbian MT. May be mid to late 30's.

Pretty cute with a decent body. Nearly zero English and zero massage skills but she didn't even really try. Which sucked bc the last time I was there I got a girl named Gabbie (I think) and she was a great massage with great English so I can tell her how I liked it. Not too bad though -- got L3 with her for 150. The other girls I've seen there are younger and speak English but thicker. Best of luck.

**Wood Street** · 03-31-22 14:46

Originally Posted by PauFord [View Original Post]

I think 160 is her new BBBJ rate. Seen her several times in the past always was 140. Last time, after deed was done and I went to pay she counted and said its 160. I said no its always been 140 and she said not anymore its 160 now. She's such a bi*ch attitude wise I didn't want to argue with her over 20 bucks.

Not sure if the other girls have upped their fees but I'm done w / Kelly. Despite her skills and hot bod I just find her attitude to be a major turnoff.

For that price does it include cim?

**SpaGuy21** · 03-31-22 14:33

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

How old is Kelly?

A young looking mid-40's, I would guess. Could pass for mid-late 30's, depending on light and makeup.

**DMichaels69** · 03-31-22 14:21

How old is Kelly?

Originally Posted by SimplySkilled [View Original Post]

So I've visited SXL in the past, had a great experience with Coco.

But this time I made an appointment with Kelly today around 11 am, I got the half hour. 60.

I've read great things about Kelly, but she actually tried to upsell like I'm a noob LOL.

She said 160 minimum for BJ.

I offered 120 and she declined. She said 100 for hands only. LMAO.

Then she said ok massage only.

I asked if I could self service and she said "not in front of me".

I got dressed and she stood by the door and asked for tip for the massage.

I said " I don't have any" LOL bad experience, even Coco who is like 40 years younger didn't try to upsell, but oh well, never going back there that's for sure.

**Pau Ford** · 03-31-22 13:57

I think 160 is her new BBBJ rate. Seen her several times in the past always was 140. Last time, after deed was done and I went to pay she counted and said its 160. I said no its always been 140 and she said not anymore its 160 now. She's such a bi*ch attitude wise I didn't want to argue with her over 20 bucks.

Not sure if the other girls have upped their fees but I'm done w / Kelly. Despite her skills and hot bod I just find her attitude to be a major turnoff.

Originally Posted by SimplySkilled [View Original Post]

So I've visited SXL in the past, had a great experience with Coco.

But this time I made an appointment with Kelly today around 11 am, I got the half hour. 60.

I've read great things about Kelly, but she actually tried to upsell like I'm a noob LOL.

She said 160 minimum for BJ.

I offered 120 and she declined. She said 100 for hands only. LMAO.

Then she said ok massage only.

I asked if I could self service and she said "not in front of me".

I got dressed and she stood by the door and asked for tip for the massage.

I said " I don't have any" LOL bad experience, even Coco who is like 40 years younger didn't try to upsell, but oh well, never going back there that's for sure.

**SimplySkilled** · 03-31-22 13:29

So I've visited SXL in the past, had a great experience with Coco.

But this time I made an appointment with Kelly today around 11 am, I got the half hour. 60.

I've read great things about Kelly, but she actually tried to upsell like I'm a noob LOL.

She said 160 minimum for BJ.

I offered 120 and she declined. She said 100 for hands only. LMAO.

Then she said ok massage only.

I asked if I could self service and she said "not in front of me".

I got dressed and she stood by the door and asked for tip for the massage.

I said " I don't have any" LOL bad experience, even Coco who is like 40 years younger didn't try to upsell, but oh well, never going back there that's for sure.

**SpaGuy21** · 03-31-22 13:25

After being Mr. Grumpy Pants in my last review / response I thought it only appropriate I share some newer findings (to show I'm not a complete ass) and just in time for the weekend. SERVICES AND PRICING WILL BE UP TO YOU TO FIND OUT.

New Hope, new girl: As I alluded to in a previous post there's new talent at one of our favorite Lakeview locations. Lily / Lucy (It was Lily on the phone, according to a different MT, but she told me Lucy in person). Recent NYC transplant. Mid-30's, short, petite and cute. Nice body with some man-mades. I actually came in to see Jessica / Coco, who was honestly looking a little rough, but when I walked past the couch there I saw this one and changed my selection. Another new MT to the spa started bitching in Chinese, probably cause she was next in line, but whatever. By the way, the other new MT was, meh. Petite but not necessarily in shape or attractive and prob in her mid-late 40's. Anyways, Lily / Lucy was cute, playful and in my opinion the best option there now.

Health Care Spa, for all your healthy needs (Lwood on what is Pulaski in the city): First time I visited this place, a few months back, I only did a drive by to check out the talent. Was not impressed so I didn't stay. Recent reports on RM stated new talent so one day I decided to do another drive by since I happened to be close. MMS answered and I was like, nope, more BS. But just before I walked out "to get cash" MMS said more girls available, called to one of them and another MT in a pink, form fitting dress popped out. Nice cleavage and kinda cute. I'm definitely a boob guy and my hormone levels immediately spiked. I really did have to get cash but told her I'd be right back and I wanted an appointment with pink dress, she agreed. Long story short, had a session with Mimi. Mid-30's, athletic build (not skinny and by no means fat, at all), nice naturals close to Ds and cute enough. No leggings and only a thong under that pink dress. She too is a recent NYC transplant. Very playful. I did give her a heads up because Lwood is no Chicago and she probably has no clue as to the different parts of the city and burbs. There was a third MT who I did not see but Mimi is definitely worth a return visit.

Sunshine Massage, shining on Clybourn: I mentioned this as a new spot on the northside in a previous post, you guys can figure it out. I know some mongers out there are going to hate me for this post, hahaha, but oh well. Had seen this spa advertised and knew by the address it was an all new location. As I pointed out in my previous post, there was a connection with BZ Spa in Kenosha which I had never been to, forget how I figured that out. Anyways, a new spa so though I'd check it out. If I didn't like what I saw I can pull the "getting cash" routine (my go to). I get there and a younger, skinny MT greets me, Crystal. Mask on and baggy clothing so hard to figure out age and body type off the bat. I just knew she wasn't a granny, good enough for me. Massage was decent. Baggy t shirt and pleather shorts hid the minimal curves that she had but she was thin. Got a look at her with her mask off and she actually told me her age. She was cute, thin and young, mid-20's. Somewhat playful. Through conversation and after doing some checking after the fact, fairly confident in saying this Crystal is the same as Aida formerly of BZ Spa Kenosha. Worth a repeat visit.

I just want to affirm, these ages and descriptions are accurate. Not like any of these BS, fantasy reviews that we get all too often. If you don't believe me go see for yourself and report back. Part of the reason for sharing is just being tired of the same overpriced BS that we're used to seeing. Maybe if we start directing our collective attention at the newer, better talent the old standbys will either up their game, lower their prices or both.

Again, up to you guys to figure out the fine details and I will only respond to those senior mongers who I've DMd with in the past. Good luck, stay safe and report back!!

**IMissCutler** · 03-31-22 10:30

I've been looking around and haven't found a girl who is 5 foot or shorter with some nice curves. I haven't seen someone like that since Coco at Lolium. I'd appreciate any leads anyone has. Thanks all and stay safe.

**DMichaels69** · 03-31-22 09:23

From reading the forum sounds like Kelly is a good bet but looks like its a negotiation so its possible that a monger that sees her a lot may get a better price then one that does not. Judy sounds like the most economical option but keep in mind that there was a monger who got refused the first time he went so he had to go twice. If you look at the apartment thread it looks like some of the apartments charge 40 to 60 for that.

Originally Posted by Lolx123 [View Original Post]

I've been really in the mood for a bbj, preferably bbjcim. My usual place only does L1 and X only does CBJ. I've seen posts about Kelly but from what I gather it's an expensive trip and Judy at OD. Does anyone have recommendations on who to go for bbj with estimated price points?

**Eddinger** · 03-31-22 07:25

Or. Just go get blown by Kelly or Judy. And bring some what you think a BBBJ should cost you. Then let us know how it was and how much you spent.

Originally Posted by Lolx123 [View Original Post]

I've been really in the mood for a bbj, preferably bbjcim. My usual place only does L1 and X only does CBJ. I've seen posts about Kelly but from what I gather it's an expensive trip and Judy at OD. Does anyone have recommendations on who to go for bbj with estimated price points?