Massage Parlor Reports

[NyHornet]

Saw Nancy today at Warrenton massage therapy. $0.5 house for half-hour. Massage was not bad but not great maybe a 6 out of 10. It lasted about 15 min. On the flip she starts oiling up jr and begins to play with my backside as well. This quickly escalated into her grabbing a finger condom and going to find my prostate. For the next minutes she rubbed my prostate with just the right pressure while squeezing and ever so slow rubbing jr. After about 10 minutes precum juices are spewing everywhere from the P massage. At one pint she asked if I had cum yet. Another 5 minutes and my stomach was soaked from he efforts and then the finale I shot more liquid than I have in many years, it was quite impressive. She cleared me up and I left $0.5 tip and was out the door.

If prostate is your thing, go find Nancy. It sees she truly enjoys doing it.

She is the thinner of the two working there right? I saw her on Wednesday for 30 min. Pretty decent massage and ending. OTC roaming. Pretty face and spinner body if the same lady. Paid same as you with no questions or begging for how much.

[JakeGalo]

So I ruffled through my old clothes and found the card I was given for sunset massage. Sorry to keep you all in the dark but the address of this parlor is 3605 chain bridge and on the outside it's listed as Largos therapy.

Like a fool I went see if maybe there was such a unicorn hiding inside the barracks but as if some prank pulled by mystical hand of fate itself, the lady behind the door was none other than MMS McSnaggletooth herself. She was done up in a tight shirt and miniskirt and make up that was the moral equivalent to applying a bandaid over a severed limb. I was waiting for Ashton Kutcher to pop out with a camera crew to tell me I've been Punk'd. I made a last ditch gambit of asking her if she had someone else on staff at this place and she told me it was just her and that she'd be happy to take care of me. I bet she would. I politely told her to fuck off and left empty handed. She did mention a new girl will be coming next week but who knows what to believe with all the lies I've been prev to because of her. So take from this what you will.

My morbid curiosity got the best of me and I decided to check out 3605 Chain in pursuit of the aforementioned MMS Snaggletooth. However, it appears that she made good on her promise to bring in young ladies, as I ended up with the only girl there. Sofie. Sofie is pretty, petite and young. I am terrible with Asian ages, but I'd guess late 20's or early 30's at most.

The business cards at the front door are for Sunrise and Oriental Nature Health, but the sign out front says Largos Therapy. The place is clean, but it's shared by several other businesses, so not too private. Plenty of free parking.

Sofie collected the $80 house fee and escorted me to one of the open rooms. She was the only provider working, but she said that usually it's either her and MMS or her and another young lady. The downside to her working alone is that we were interrupted four times by phone calls and potential walk-ins.

Sofie doesn't have good massage skills. Mostly just hard pressing everywhere. She spent a good portion of the session on top of the table with me (straddling my head and body). She seemed shy at first, but that improved over time.

Around the 30 minute mark I felt her breasts rubbing against my back and I realized she had removed her top. She has small-but-gorgeous breasts and super-soft skin. She asked me to flip and starting HE without negotiation (just a request to "take care" of her). She's very attractive, so I really wanted to see her naked, so I asked her to remove her yoga pants and panties, and she complied. She even let me DATY her perfect Bush. I'm a Bush fan, and her's is magnificent. After I finished she cleaned me and gave me a head massage till our time was up. I recommend her, but I fear she won't be there long, as the younger ones tend to move around. Tipped nicely and was out right before another monger arrived.

I do want to meet Mama Snaggle and get a massage from her, but I'll have to go to Oriental Nature, it seems.

[CireSire]

Probably the youngest provider I've seen at an AMP. I think on RM a reviewer said she says she is 28. I could believe it. Tiny, maybe 5' tall and thin. During the massage she was knees up on my back and could barely feel a thing she is so light.

On the flip, she wanted me to massage her. I think honestly this is where I started to lose interest. I enjoy a good massage and non-intimate encounters. This was a new spin that I just don't think I was into. CFS we were rocking the table making too much noise. Rte 1 kind of sucks for this, their tables are light. HJ, she used way too much oil I think. I ended up just going soft, couldn't even finish myself. First time ever. Honestly went home and rubbed one out to make sure it wasn't a problem. I think it was just a mental thing with intimacy, guilty feelings or something.

I won't repeat but that's my own hang up. You other mongers may enjoy it. She's definitely super cute, good personality. YMMV.

You are talking about Coco. The place has new management and is a lot cleaner than before. The older two ladies that used to be here are gone. Coco did the same "massage me" too with me. I obliged. FS was a haggle with her. She wanted north of what I wanted to give as standard. Anything past 1 . 20. Is ridiculous if you are not model material. After a bit of massaging she did give in but I wouldn't repeat.

[PilotAviator]

For all the right reasons, I feel very lucky to have found Lucky Spa.

The manager (Vicky) cares about working out the knots and aches. She is friendly, and conversational if you want to chat, or quiet if you just want to zone out.

The spa is immaculate. An excellent TS room. Each of the studios is well-appointed.

Best to make an appointment. Vicky has experience that provides her incredible insight into the various massage techniques -- all with the goal of helping the client relax.

I am happy to be a customer -- and I will take my aching back there whenever I am able.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[PilotAviator]

There have been ads in the CL Beauty section recently for Yumi and Miki spas in Annandale and Arlington. The current one lists Angela at Yumi spa.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...462815528.html

Yumi is in the Backlick complex where several others are located. It is out front facing Backlick. When I entered, there was no separate lobby. You walk directly into the spa and look down the hallway. There is a desk at the front. Overall ambience was somewhat upscale and very pink.

Angela greeted me. She is indeed the woman pictures in the blue and pink flowered wrap dress. My eye was caught by the cleavage, and the fullness under that dress. And that she is on the younger side. I hope still in her twenties. And pretty.

She led me to a room. Pink light, artificial rose on the table. 60 half / 80 hour. There is no shower (yet). She said they are having one installed. I went for the half hour. Lay down on the table with no covering. Actually, I don't think that I saw a sheet folded up at the foot that I could use as a cover.

She came in and the first thing she did was to take a spray bottle and spritz my hands. I think it was alcohol. I took that as a good sign. Why else do that unless you're expecting to be touched? She asked how hard I wanted it. I said medium and she started with some shoulder work for a couple of minutes, then reached for the oil. I asked her to continue without oil. I don't like oil unless I can shower afterward.

She did a reasonable job for 10 or 15 minutes. She was friendly but not really talkative. I gave her positive feedback and patted her leg. She had on close cut black pants. The kind that you see paired with a Chinese or Vietnamese silk frock. She worked by butt and did some soft touch and I indicated that was good. She invited me to flip.

I did, and gave me the pillow for my head. I patted her tits and asked to see. She asked how much, I said 60, she said 80. She obviously had a nice pair, and I decided her youth and bust were worth the price. She did not ask for the money up front.

I pulled open the wrap front of her dress and started to play. I don't know whether to say they are Cs or Ds. She has small fame, and they were quite full. Plus she has lovely pencil eraser-sized nips that were excellent for oral play. I enjoyed them for a good 5 minutes I think while she started working on me. She no doubt wanted to move things along. The handjob was reasonable, nothing unusual. Also, her dress was wrapped tight and clearly was not going to be getting unwrapped.

Angela is pleasant, young and pretty. Having seen and enjoyed her tits, I'd say that was the best part of the visit. Everything else was fine, but I don't expect to return soon. I might pop in again down the road to see if they have the shower. I think the open floor plan puts a limit on how free and easy the treatments can get.

L.

Lucretius. Your well-selected words serve as a great example of a value-added review.

For those of us that struggle with what details are both interesting and useful, bookmark Lucretius' review and use it like a template!

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[Lucretius]

There have been ads in the CL Beauty section recently for Yumi and Miki spas in Annandale and Arlington. The current one lists Angela at Yumi spa.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...462815528.html

Yumi is in the Backlick complex where several others are located. It is out front facing Backlick. When I entered, there was no separate lobby. You walk directly into the spa and look down the hallway. There is a desk at the front. Overall ambience was somewhat upscale and very pink.

Angela greeted me. She is indeed the woman pictures in the blue and pink flowered wrap dress. My eye was caught by the cleavage, and the fullness under that dress. And that she is on the younger side. I hope still in her twenties. And pretty.

She led me to a room. Pink light, artificial rose on the table. 60 half / 80 hour. There is no shower (yet). She said they are having one installed. I went for the half hour. Lay down on the table with no covering. Actually, I don't think that I saw a sheet folded up at the foot that I could use as a cover.

She came in and the first thing she did was to take a spray bottle and spritz my hands. I think it was alcohol. I took that as a good sign. Why else do that unless you're expecting to be touched? She asked how hard I wanted it. I said medium and she started with some shoulder work for a couple of minutes, then reached for the oil. I asked her to continue without oil. I don't like oil unless I can shower afterward.

She did a reasonable job for 10 or 15 minutes. She was friendly but not really talkative. I gave her positive feedback and patted her leg. She had on close cut black pants. The kind that you see paired with a Chinese or Vietnamese silk frock. She worked by butt and did some soft touch and I indicated that was good. She invited me to flip.

I did, and gave me the pillow for my head. I patted her tits and asked to see. She asked how much, I said 60, she said 80. She obviously had a nice pair, and I decided her youth and bust were worth the price. She did not ask for the money up front.

I pulled open the wrap front of her dress and started to play. I don't know whether to say they are Cs or Ds. She has small fame, and they were quite full. Plus she has lovely pencil eraser-sized nips that were excellent for oral play. I enjoyed them for a good 5 minutes I think while she started working on me. She no doubt wanted to move things along. The handjob was reasonable, nothing unusual. Also, her dress was wrapped tight and clearly was not going to be getting unwrapped.

Angela is pleasant, young and pretty. Having seen and enjoyed her tits, I'd say that was the best part of the visit. Everything else was fine, but I don't expect to return soon. I might pop in again down the road to see if they have the shower. I think the open floor plan puts a limit on how free and easy the treatments can get.

L.

[PnwNova]

Love it. I would love to know where Lily is at now as well.

Yes, same here!

[JimBliss478]

Any luck with Norma? I'm interested as its super convenient for me.

I sent her a text. Still waiting to hear from her.

[JimBliss478]

I'm having difficulty reaching Blanca to set an appointment. I've tried email, texting etc. No luck. I even tried massage finder appointment set up. Any suggestions or do you just text her? Thanks.

She can be difficult at times. Try texting her in the morning and be patient.

[Crude Oil]

Saw Norma's ad in Craigslist (https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...460963024.html). I haven't seen her in awhile. Anyone had her service recently? Planning to go see her this weekend and will report back.

Been seeing Blanca from massage finder couple times now. Not much more than Nova finish but she's a pleasant lady with big titties. The drive to Sterling sucks though. Let me know if you want to know anything more.

I'm having difficulty reaching Blanca to set an appointment. I've tried email, texting etc. No luck. I even tried massage finder appointment set up. Any suggestions or do you just text her? Thanks.

[Eddie223]

Thinking I might want to knock 4 hands off my todo list sometime soon. Any suggestions on providers for this, closer to I95 the better.

[SexyD]

If I were you, I would save my money and keep the pleasant memories in the past. The Chantilly spas used to be my go to. Tired of old women, high prices, and bad customer service.

I will be visiting DC, MD & Virginia in April and would love to tour my old stomping grounds (without breaking the bank on fruitless endeavors). Please PM me if you've recently visited Smile, River, Mikos, or Best. I will be staying in Centreville for a week and would love to tour the local places I used to frequent long ago.

[InSearch69]

Read the boards. Plenty of info has been posted here.

I have been to a dozen or so AMP's, but I'm interested in venturing into the world of independents. Are there any recommendations or providers I should avoid? Any tips would be appreciated as well.

[TheRabbit]

Can one have FS at the Diamond Flash Spa?

[SmittyJ]

Saw Nancy today at Warrenton massage therapy. $0.5 house for half-hour. Massage was not bad but not great maybe a 6 out of 10. It lasted about 15 min. On the flip she starts oiling up jr and begins to play with my backside as well. This quickly escalated into her grabbing a finger condom and going to find my prostate. For the next minutes she rubbed my prostate with just the right pressure while squeezing and ever so slow rubbing jr. After about 10 minutes precum juices are spewing everywhere from the P massage. At one pint she asked if I had cum yet. Another 5 minutes and my stomach was soaked from he efforts and then the finale I shot more liquid than I have in many years, it was quite impressive. She cleared me up and I left $0.5 tip and was out the door.

If prostate is your thing, go find Nancy. It sees she truly enjoys doing it.