Massage Parlor Reports

**JoeyPopkins** · 03-24-22 10:08

I have been to a dozen or so AMP's, but I'm interested in venturing into the world of independents. Are there any recommendations or providers I should avoid? Any tips would be appreciated as well.

**Miketastic69** · 03-23-22 23:43

I will be visiting DC, MD & Virginia in April and would love to tour my old stomping grounds (without breaking the bank on fruitless endeavors). Please PM me if you've recently visited Smile, River, Mikos, or Best. I will be staying in Centreville for a week and would love to tour the local places I used to frequent long ago.

**CitizenScorpio** · 03-23-22 20:01

Originally Posted by JimBliss478 [View Original Post]

Saw Norma's ad in Craigslist (https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...460963024.html). I haven't seen her in awhile. Anyone had her service recently? Planning to go see her this weekend and will report back.

Been seeing Blanca from massage finder couple times now. Not much more than Nova finish but she's a pleasant lady with big titties. The drive to Sterling sucks though. Let me know if you want to know anything more.

Any luck with Norma? I'm interested as its super convenient for me.

**LoveTheCurves** · 03-23-22 17:53

Originally Posted by BigDaddyDon [View Original Post]

I thought she went to Stafford Wellness with Jenny. This is on the Fredricksburg thread.

Lily's name at Stafford Wellness was Nana. She left there too.

**Big Daddy Don** · 03-23-22 17:43

Originally Posted by LoveTheCurves [View Original Post]

I think it would be a good idea if the next person that goes to see Cindy at Reston Wellness to slip a $20 to Cindy or the MMS to find out where Lily is now. You know, kill two birds with one stone.

I thought she went to Stafford Wellness with Jenny. This is on the Fredricksburg thread.

**Cornelius24** · 03-23-22 11:52

Originally Posted by Tapas [View Original Post]

Stopped and greeting by a meh "Jenny. " Agreed on a half hour. It was my third (attempt) stop as a Tuesday must be a busy mongering day:

Massage started out okay but then the how much questioning began. I said I would take care of her. She knew she would likely get 40 at least as the change from my Franklin. My response was I will take care of you. No less than 5 times in the next 5 minutes did she continue to ask the question. After the deflating exchange, Finally I got up from the table I told her she will get nothing now. Except for a bad review. Cross "Top" off the list.

Awesome. Hold the line men. Having this type of fortitude in the face of extreme temptations is why men rule the world. I salute you sir.

Dan Cornelius.

**Rhinopole** · 03-23-22 09:24

Originally Posted by Tapas [View Original Post]

Stopped and greeting by a meh "Jenny. " Agreed on a half hour. It was my third (attempt) stop as a Tuesday must be a busy mongering day:

Massage started out okay but then the how much questioning began. I said I would take care of her. She knew she would likely get 40 at least as the change from my Franklin. My response was I will take care of you. No less than 5 times in the next 5 minutes did she continue to ask the question. After the deflating exchange, Finally I got up from the table I told her she will get nothing now. Except for a bad review. Cross "Top" off the list.

Tapas,

I applaud how you handled the situation at Top. More of us should do this. By the way, I forgot to specify the AMP in my recent post where I walked out after they insisted on raising the price for the same service from 1. 8 (house + tip) to 2. 0. It was Pine Tree in Fairfax near the corner of Blake and Lee Hwy. Cross them off the list too.

Rhino.

**Serpico99** · 03-23-22 05:02

Originally Posted by LoveTheCurves [View Original Post]

I think it would be a good idea if the next person that goes to see Cindy at Reston Wellness to slip a $20 to Cindy or the MMS to find out where Lily is now. You know, kill two birds with one stone.

I highly doubt slipping a 20 will get you any info. As if the MMS or Cindy will tell any prospective paying customer where the competition (Lily) is working now (if local to noVA). They will most likely say Lily went to NY or some other far away out of state location just so you quickly forget about Lily and patronize one of the current providers at Reston Wellness.

**Tapas** · 03-22-22 18:50

Stopped and greeting by a meh "Jenny. " Agreed on a half hour. It was my third (attempt) stop as a Tuesday must be a busy mongering day:

Massage started out okay but then the how much questioning began. I said I would take care of her. She knew she would likely get 40 at least as the change from my Franklin. My response was I will take care of you. No less than 5 times in the next 5 minutes did she continue to ask the question. After the deflating exchange, Finally I got up from the table I told her she will get nothing now. Except for a bad review. Cross "Top" off the list.

**Rhinopole** · 03-22-22 17:40

There've been posts about holding the line on uncharges by some providers. I generally agree with what's been said about this and have been trying to do my part. I returned to Pine Tree today to catch up with the provider who was not working yesterday. A week ago she was happy with a Benjamin on top of the. 8 for the hour for a CBJ and DATY. Today she said the same service would be 1. 2 on top pf the. 8. It was obvious she'd spoken with her girlfriend who wanted 1. 2 yesterday for this service but then reduced her ask to 1.0 when I told her no, I'd come back another time.

I said goodbye and will not return. For not more than the 2.0 that was demanded today, you can get BBBJ, DATY, and sometimes more at different escorts. I know there are AMPs in PG County where you can do a lot better. If we try to hold the line on the prices - - think with our big heads - - maybe we can slow down the increase in prices.

Rhino.

**VaPlay** · 03-22-22 17:31

Originally Posted by Rogeratthelake [View Original Post]

Lucy is gone. Met a new girl, very nice. Not nearly as hot a Lucy. HH. Got CBJ, not very good. She gets on top, we pound away. She tells me to stop because the table it laud. We're fucking in mish for maybe 2 min, and I ask her if I can cum on her face (Lucy always wanted it) hard NO. Blew in the bag.

While she's cleaning up, I stroked out another one and she caught it in her hands.

Does anyone know where Lucy went? She let me MSOG as many time as a I could. 5 was the best I had.

You saying Lucy Lu the older OWNER is gone? Or did she have a younger unit named Lucy working?

**Eddie223** · 03-22-22 16:05

Originally Posted by BunkerBuster [View Original Post]

And couldn't enjoy it because she wasn't the usual old hen who gives an impersonal jackhammer finish? LOLOLOL.

Not really on the old hens but I'm certain a lot of people would be happy with Coco at Rt 1 which is why I shared. Treat her nice if you check her out.

**TheDrowned** · 03-22-22 15:34

Originally Posted by BunkerBuster [View Original Post]

And couldn't enjoy it because she wasn't the usual old hen who gives an impersonal jackhammer finish? LOLOLOL.

But hurting on the inside because this is so true.

I for one have been conditioned by the so called NOVA standard.

But credit where credit is due.

Eddie has the balls to not only give up the goods but tell it like it is.

**Bunker Buster** · 03-22-22 15:07

Originally Posted by Eddie223 [View Original Post]

Probably the youngest provider I've seen at an AMP. I think on RM a reviewer said she says she is 28. I could believe it. Tiny, maybe 5' tall and thin. During the massage she was knees up on my back and could barely feel a thing she is so light.

On the flip, she wanted me to massage her. I think honestly this is where I started to lose interest. I enjoy a good massage and non-intimate encounters. This was a new spin that I just don't think I was into. CFS we were rocking the table making too much noise. Rte 1 kind of sucks for this, their tables are light. HJ, she used way too much oil I think. I ended up just going soft, couldn't even finish myself. First time ever. Honestly went home and rubbed one out to make sure it wasn't a problem. I think it was just a mental thing with intimacy, guilty feelings or something.

I won't repeat but that's my own hang up. You other mongers may enjoy it. She's definitely super cute, good personality. YMMV.

And couldn't enjoy it because she wasn't the usual old hen who gives an impersonal jackhammer finish? LOLOLOL.

**FearlessFlash** · 03-22-22 09:48

I'm tired of going to the same mainly Korean women in this area. Does anyone know of any reliable quality providers that are not Asian (black, white, Latina).