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**CumberlandBlue** · 01-11-22 03:16

Originally Posted by Jedi69 [View Original Post]

You can't even test drive these cars because the dealership is always closed, or the manager doesn't know what the F he is doing. I tried to get in the driver's seat of one of their blue eyed showroom models, but the fucker can't make up his mind, and keeps closing then opening then closing the dealership.

I think the booker has a cornered market in that area, on Hx at least- never has to advertise- just posts a 'shop's open' and sells out the theater faster than the rolling stones. Had to wait 30 minutes to get access, but knowing that's how the booker rolls I came prepared to wait. After hearing so much I had high anticipation with this booker.

Cons: not down to get dirty; very vanilla experience. BBBJ was ok. Just wanted to get me to pop. Non-GFE BB girl; Could have been more engaging during the physical aspect of the encounter. Absolutely no kissing and I got a vibe that I had to promise not to kiss otherwise she'd have avoided my mouth completely, didn't want to do cowgirl, no CIP because she's not on birth control. Asked maybe next time we might do more GFE, thinking she's just shy, and her response was silence. When she said not to CIp I asked where then (hoping to bring out a little spiciness as CIM / COF is on the menu, and she just pointed to her stomach, then wasn't thrilled with the mess. I couldn't remember if FIA was on the menu and I asked if any butt play was allowed and she didn't seem interested.

Oh, and immediately after I made the mess on her stomach, she went right into the shower for at least 20 minutes. I waited. Waited, got dressed. Waited. She came out wet saying she forgot her towel while wearing a towel. And was headed back into the shower, so I said I had to go and I got a 'bye' and she didn't seem too inclined to even give a hug or anything. I left at the 50 minute mark after she was in shower forever.

Pros: She's nice and friendly, maybe 22?, and is engaging when talking. I definitely enjoyed her personality and vibe. She let me single digit finger bang her as I daty'd but she was a bit tense and didn't seem to dig it. Snug fit.

Typical pricing for this booker.

**Jedi69** · 01-10-22 09:59

Originally Posted by PumpNDump [View Original Post]

LOL, love your analogy but I rather think you didn't get the manufacturer dealer experience. But instead got some shithole scam car lot on the corner with the hairy chested gold chain wearing as sfu ck of a owner / manager trying to sell his jaloopies at a premium but it won't pass smog and all 4 tires are of different brand and tread depth. Then the f-tard would mouth off when you say he's selling junk.

Well the BellaBunnie I was scheduling for a test drive is totally my type. The only thing bluer than her hair are her pretty eyes. I wanted to make that baby purr like a Kitten, and go pedal to the metal on her tight little pussy like a supercharged Zee Ohh Six Vette out of hell. I was getting ready to head to the dealership when the Internet Manager went radio silent. Good thing I verified one more time. Not her fault she has a dumb dealer.

Speaking of F-tard dealers, don't you just love it when they inadvertently show themselves on Hx pics? Check out these dumbfucks below. Hello? You are supposed to make us fantasize and believe that these chicks are indy! LOL.

**PumpNDump** · 01-10-22 00:54

LOL, love your analogy but I rather think you didn't get the manufacturer dealer experience. But instead got some shithole scam car lot on the corner with the hairy chested gold chain wearing as sfu ck of a owner / manager trying to sell his jaloopies at a premium but it won't pass smog and all 4 tires are of different brand and tread depth. Then the f-tard would mouth off when you say he's selling junk.

Originally Posted by Jedi69 [View Original Post]

You can't even test drive these cars because the dealership is always closed, or the manager doesn't know what the F he is doing. I tried to get in the driver's seat of one of their blue eyed showroom models, but the fucker can't make up his mind, and keeps closing then opening then closing the dealership.

So I ended up banging AthenaSunflower last week and enjoyed her sweet nectar again. At least I can still drive these babies like I stole them.

**Jedi69** · 01-09-22 13:46

Originally Posted by PumpNDump [View Original Post]

Well I would rate that as lexus and infiniti prices. Whether she provides lexus and infiniti quality and service well there's only the jedi master that can chime in on that.

You can't even test drive these cars because the dealership is always closed, or the manager doesn't know what the F he is doing. I tried to get in the driver's seat of one of their blue eyed showroom models, but the fucker can't make up his mind, and keeps closing then opening then closing the dealership.

So I ended up banging AthenaSunflower last week and enjoyed her sweet nectar again. At least I can still drive these babies like I stole them.

**BikiniFan** · 01-09-22 13:45

Originally Posted by Jedi69 [View Original Post]

Today's version with the fake tits, or the original flat chested version during her early modeling days in Oregon?

If you prefer the plastic version, you have one day left to enjoy them huge titties at her LAX incall before she heads back to NY.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/CamiiKayla

I was a big fan of old school Camii, such a sad day when she got the bolt-ons.

**Jcather** · 01-09-22 12:26

Originally Posted by Jedi69 [View Original Post]

Today's version with the fake tits, or the original flat chested version during her early modeling days in Oregon?

If you prefer the plastic version, you have one day left to enjoy them huge titties at her LAX incall before she heads back to NY.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/CamiiKayla

Just can not go with the hard plastic models.

**PumpNDump** · 01-09-22 01:12

Well I would rate that as lexus and infiniti prices. Whether she provides lexus and infiniti quality and service well there's only the jedi master that can chime in on that.

Originally Posted by Poler1 [View Original Post]

Thanks, thas ridiculous!

**Poler1** · 01-08-22 22:55

Originally Posted by JackDaStripper [View Original Post]

Half hour $300.

45 minutes $400 msog.

Hour $500 msog.

1. 5 hours $600 msog.

Thanks, thas ridiculous!

**Poler1** · 01-08-22 17:31

Originally Posted by JackDaStripper [View Original Post]

Half hour $300.

45 minutes $400 msog.

Hour $500 msog.

1. 5 hours $600 msog.

Ridiculous!

**Tomatillo** · 01-08-22 17:23

Originally Posted by Jedi69 [View Original Post]

Today's version with the fake tits, or the original flat chested version during her early modeling days in Oregon?

If you prefer the plastic version, you have one day left to enjoy them huge titties at her LAX incall before she heads back to NY.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/CamiiKayla

Younger editions are always better but than older jaded versions but she's still a fun one although I wish she didn't photoshop her face cause she doesn't need to at all! She was never at LAX.

**JackDaStripper** · 01-08-22 16:48

Originally Posted by PumpNDump [View Original Post]

Hmmm, is she charging mercedes prices or lexus, infiniti prices? If she wants volume and have limited menu such as just cfs then she should charge toyota prices, hahaha.

Half hour $300.

45 minutes $400 msog.

Hour $500 msog.

1. 5 hours $600 msog.

**KoolKeith323** · 01-08-22 10:17

Originally Posted by Jedi69 [View Original Post]

Today's version with the fake tits, or the original flat chested version during her early modeling days in Oregon?

If you prefer the plastic version, you have one day left to enjoy them huge titties at her LAX incall before she heads back to NY.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/CamiiKayla.

First of all, she's not model material to my eyes. 2nd, the flat chested itty bitty titty looked better. Her sister needs to make her way to the site LOL. Is there a chance CamiiKayla will do 120 hh last day specials?

**Jedi69** · 01-07-22 23:29

Today's version with the fake tits, or the original flat chested version during her early modeling days in Oregon?

If you prefer the plastic version, you have one day left to enjoy them huge titties at her LAX incall before she heads back to NY.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/CamiiKayla

**PumpNDump** · 01-07-22 22:37

Hmmm, is she charging mercedes prices or lexus, infiniti prices? If she wants volume and have limited menu such as just cfs then she should charge toyota prices, hahaha.

Originally Posted by Jedi69 [View Original Post]

She is supposed to have Pasadena incall this Saturday, not sure if it is still a go. The album may just be hidden when there are no active ads.

Bellasbunnies is marketing her now as Mercedez, although she really don't have much Bavarian features. I think a better car model would be Lexus or Infiniti LOL.

Here you go. Screenshots courtesy of the jealous nutsacks here who insult and make fun of me for keeping pics of girls I have fucked or intend to fuck. If I didn't post pics like 99.99% of you don't, this place would be dead and boring as Forest Lawn Cemetery.