Escort Reports

**ClitEastwoodJx** · 10-03-21 18:30

Originally Posted by PokeTiger [View Original Post]

Impressive you still remember all the details! Considering how drunk you were, this is quite a story.

Yes. Years and years of practice! Hell, I'm drunk right now!

But, I never drink too much where I forget. If I do, that'll be a problem.

**Powerhouse100** · 10-03-21 17:50

Originally Posted by LowBaller [View Original Post]

This girl is a constant ad poster. By which I mean every day I see her ads posted several times, and often more times. I see her mouth taking a hard one and jr wants to try her!

I have texted her several times -but she is not very flexible on her rates. I know from her postings that she needs money daily, so if she will not reduce prices I say thanks but no thanks. Yep, this is proof I do not always get a provider to lower her asking rate. It does happen, but what do I do? Well I try someone else, I sure do not pay inflated rates!

So I have not seen this blond, but jr keeps wanting to try her mouth. Nope, from your review, jr is happy we did not go see her!

Thanks, I will avoid this one!

I forgot to mention that when I saw her awhile ago, her butt was of medium size--whatever that means! LOL.

However, this time, it was huge! I mean very huge! I mean, out of this world huge! I couldn't believe my eyes--huge! Like someone said, she thinks she's of high class caliber. It's almost hilariously ridiculous!

**AMnnos** · 10-03-21 16:09

Originally Posted by Quebec [View Original Post]

I've seen her. Not worth it. Flabby body, mediocre BJ, delusional. She thinks she's some kinda high demand supermodel.

Take her delusional ass back to Texas😄She didn't mind when I dumped my kids off when she was preggo. Well, she DID but whatever💁8205;9794;65039;.

**Quebec** · 10-03-21 15:46

Originally Posted by LowBaller [View Original Post]

This girl is a constant ad poster. By which I mean every day I see her ads posted several times, and often more times. I see her mouth taking a hard one and jr wants to try her!

I have texted her several times -but she is not very flexible on her rates. I know from her postings that she needs money daily, so if she will not reduce prices I say thanks but no thanks. Yep, this is proof I do not always get a provider to lower her asking rate. It does happen, but what do I do? Well I try someone else, I sure do not pay inflated rates!

So I have not seen this blond, but jr keeps wanting to try her mouth. Nope, from your review, jr is happy we did not go see her!

Thanks, I will avoid this one!

I've seen her. Not worth it. Flabby body, mediocre BJ, delusional. She thinks she's some kinda high demand supermodel.

**Low Baller** · 10-03-21 11:01

Originally Posted by Powerhouse100 [View Original Post]

So I decided to go see, Kaitlin, I think is how it's spelled. I saw her a long time ago and thought it was a fairly decent visit. However, over time, she accumulated a massive amount of negative reviews, so I know what I was walking into. She definitely has some mental health issues for sure. I have tried to see her after the first visit, but her volatile personality always kept me away. Plus, it's like every time you go see her, she wants you to buy her shid!

Anyway, I decided that for 60, what could go wrong and if it did, I wouldn't be losing much. I got to notel off Blanding and let her know I was there. She eventually gives me the room number. When I got to room and I asked if anyone was there besides us. Before I get to this part, let me tell you guys something--the room looked like an atomic bomb had been dropped on it; like a hurricane went through it; like a tornado destroyed it--you get the pic! Think about the show hoarders but multiply the mess times 100, especially since the room is of average size.

I could not believe what I saw! So, I asked if I could check the bathroom, as she had the door shut, but she would not allow me to open it, citing, her cat would come out. There was also a raggedy pickup truck in front of her room--the same truck she said would be parked in front of her room. I figured her DB or whatever was hiding in there and she did not want me to see him. I quickly got out of there at that point. Of course, she gets angry and started going off about how high class she is and how she didn't see nothing but high class white guys--yeah, but your room looked like a disaster! Anyway, enough of Ms. Kaitlin or whatever. What a mess she is!

https://jacksonville.skipthegames.co...e/311196175536

This girl is a constant ad poster. By which I mean every day I see her ads posted several times, and often more times. I see her mouth taking a hard one and jr wants to try her!

I have texted her several times -but she is not very flexible on her rates. I know from her postings that she needs money daily, so if she will not reduce prices I say thanks but no thanks. Yep, this is proof I do not always get a provider to lower her asking rate. It does happen, but what do I do? Well I try someone else, I sure do not pay inflated rates!

So I have not seen this blond, but jr keeps wanting to try her mouth. Nope, from your review, jr is happy we did not go see her!

Thanks, I will avoid this one!

**CoolKid99** · 10-03-21 09:39

https://jacksonville.skipthegames.co...d/474667508871

Couldn't remember if she's been reviewed or not.

**JaxDog** · 10-03-21 05:44

Originally Posted by ClitEastwoodJx [View Original Post]

I was drunk yesterday and decided that some black pussy would be nice. I've seen this "Black Barbie" advertising for a few years, and never saw any reports. I've never had a small black girl with fake tits, so I sent her a message and wanted to give her a shot. She told me that she was at a house off of Commonwealth (which was really close), so my drunk ass started heading that way. I hear people judging me already! LOL.

I got to the house and she wasn't there. I called her up, and she said she was at the laundry-mat and needed a ride. I went to the laundry mat, and she was waiting outside and was indeed the girl in the photos. I was kind of shocked. She threw her clothes in the back of my truck and we went to the house. When we got there, she said that she lost her key. I said, this is your house and you don't have a key? She then proceeded to start tearing the window AC unit our of the window (while breaking the window) and then jumps inside the house and unlocks the door. Even I'm thinking this isn't a good idea.

Clit, to say you took one for the team would be an understatement! JD.

**Powerhouse100** · 10-02-21 22:33

So, I finally got a chance to see this young lady. I had been trying to see her for a while; partly because I thought she was Latina. Turns out, she is black / white and Indian. Still fine with me as I don't discriminate. Anyway, she is what you'd expect, based on her pics. I sort of like them thick, especially those I can do missionary with. The house location was very safe. It's on the west side. It was in disarray as we all would expect--drawers opened for no apparent reason and stuff just everywhere. It wasn't filthy but lots of clutter.

Anyway, I went against my usual for a qv, but I actually wanted to prove something to myself. These girls who ask for 100-150 for a qv, I wanted to prove once again that these prices are over inflated. Well, I did walk away with such a conclusion. The BJ was covered and sucked--no pun intended! She does look pretty good from behind. She was somewhat vocal but seemed distracted to a degree--there's another word I'm looking for. Very nice girl though and professional.

Anyway, pretty easy to do missionary. She is a pretty girl, but honestly, I'd donate no more than 80 for this one. I mean, she is probably a moderate 80; not a strong 80. I'd see her again but definitely couldn't at the price she quoted me in the past, which was 150--I didn't pay this, BTW. It does appear that she has some baby damage to her stomach too.

https://sumosear.ch/phone/954-354-3012

**Powerhouse100** · 10-02-21 22:16

So I decided to go see, Kaitlin, I think is how it's spelled. I saw her a long time ago and thought it was a fairly decent visit. However, over time, she accumulated a massive amount of negative reviews, so I know what I was walking into. She definitely has some mental health issues for sure. I have tried to see her after the first visit, but her volatile personality always kept me away. Plus, it's like every time you go see her, she wants you to buy her shid!

Anyway, I decided that for 60, what could go wrong and if it did, I wouldn't be losing much. I got to notel off Blanding and let her know I was there. She eventually gives me the room number. When I got to room and I asked if anyone was there besides us. Before I get to this part, let me tell you guys something--the room looked like an atomic bomb had been dropped on it; like a hurricane went through it; like a tornado destroyed it--you get the pic! Think about the show hoarders but multiply the mess times 100, especially since the room is of average size.

I could not believe what I saw! So, I asked if I could check the bathroom, as she had the door shut, but she would not allow me to open it, citing, her cat would come out. There was also a raggedy pickup truck in front of her room--the same truck she said would be parked in front of her room. I figured her DB or whatever was hiding in there and she did not want me to see him. I quickly got out of there at that point. Of course, she gets angry and started going off about how high class she is and how she didn't see nothing but high class white guys--yeah, but your room looked like a disaster! Anyway, enough of Ms. Kaitlin or whatever. What a mess she is!

https://jacksonville.skipthegames.co...e/311196175536

**PokeTiger** · 10-02-21 21:59

Impressive you still remember all the details! Considering how drunk you were, this is quite a story.

Originally Posted by ClitEastwoodJx [View Original Post]

I was drunk yesterday and decided that some black pussy would be nice. I've seen this "Black Barbie" advertising for a few years, and never saw any reports. I've never had a small black girl with fake tits, so I sent her a message and wanted to give her a shot. She told me that she was at a house off of Commonwealth (which was really close), so my drunk ass started heading that way. I hear people judging me already! LOL.

I got to the house and she wasn't there. I called her up, and she said she was at the laundry-mat and needed a ride. I went to the laundry mat, and she was waiting outside and was indeed the girl in the photos. I was kind of shocked. She threw her clothes in the back of my truck and we went to the house. When we got there, she said that she lost her key. I said, this is your house and you don't have a key? She then proceeded to start tearing the window AC unit our of the window (while breaking the window) and then jumps inside the house and unlocks the door. Even I'm thinking this isn't a good idea.

We go to some back room and agree on $120 for a HH with BBBJ. She said that she wanted to get clean, so she hopped in the shower outside of the bedroom door. So now I'm drunk, in a nasty room that I don't think is hers, in a house that she probably just broke into, and my drunkenness is starting to wear off. She comes out of the bathroom and her body is really fucking nice! She's very tiny, nice fake tits (pretty hard for those who don't like hard tits) and has a phenomenal ass!

**PokeTiger** · 10-02-21 21:55

Have seen this girl 2 to 3 times, not a bad choice, decent body and clean kitty. She is one of the girls just look better in pictures than in person. She does not have the energetic personality of Harley nor the seductive nature of Jojo / Jodie. She is just plain, does BBBJ, mish and K9. Not much to write about. Rates are standard, paid 80 QV for girls in their 20's. She does not have baby damage and ass is round and nice to grab.

She does keep her place clean, has the cleanest bathroom out of all the girls I have seen in JAX. If hygiene is a must quality for some of you guys, you will def not be disappointed. Her body is pretty clean also, no obvious signs of drug abuse.

She does not watch clock and her incall location is in a better motel around Blanding. Will I visit her again, maybe if none of my favorites are available.

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/8...ecial/38292857

**ArchyRozay** · 10-02-21 18:53

While I've never met this birdie, it was so good to read this story because I've got so many WTF stories just like that! Sure is one of the crazier ones tho LOL. If anyone has anything else to post, keep 'them coming!

Originally Posted by ClitEastwoodJx [View Original Post]

Finally, I'm getting irritated so I bend her over the bed and fuck her as hard as I can, then pull of the condom and blow my load all over her ass and her bed. Some was on my hand, so I flicked it on the light switch. I grabbed her towel, and wiped off my cock and put my pants back on. As I was doing that, there was a knock at the door. I went to the door and looked out. It was a little nerdy harmless looking black dude. I opened the door and he said, "who are you?" I told him that I was her parole officer and just fucked her. He turned and ran around the corner to his really nice truck and took off!

That was my experience with her. She seemed nice enough and has a great body but I won't be visiting her again!

https://jacksonville.skipthegames.co...n/577730509196

**Low Baller** · 10-02-21 18:12

Originally Posted by ClitEastwoodJx [View Original Post]

I was drunk yesterday and decided that some black pussy would be nice. I've seen this "Black Barbie" advertising for a few years, and never saw any reports. I've never had a small black girl with fake tits, so I sent her a message and wanted to give her a shot. She told me that she was at a house off of Commonwealth (which was really close), so my drunk ass started heading that way. I hear people judging me already! LOL.

I got to the house and she wasn't there. I called her up, and she said she was at the laundry-mat and needed a ride. I went to the laundry mat, and she was waiting outside and was indeed the girl in the photos. I was kind of shocked. She threw her clothes in the back of my truck and we went to the house. When we got there, she said that she lost her key. I said, this is your house and you don't have a key? She then proceeded to start tearing the window AC unit our of the window (while breaking the window) and then jumps inside the house and unlocks the door. Even I'm thinking this isn't a good idea.

We go to some back room and agree on $120 for a HH with BBBJ. She said that she wanted to get clean, so she hopped in the shower outside of the bedroom door. So now I'm drunk, in a nasty room that I don't think is hers, in a house that she probably just broke into, and my drunkenness is starting to wear off. She comes out of the bathroom and her body is really fucking nice! She's very tiny, nice fake tits (pretty hard for those who don't like hard tits) and has a phenomenal ass!

She then tells me that I need to rub lotion all over her body and that he skin doesn't stay that youthful without a lot of hard work. She also told me that she has 5 kids!! I'm definitely impressed that her body looks that great. I told her that I want my dick sucked now, so she grabs her phone and turns on some porn and starts talking about how hot the girls are. As soon as I put my dick in her mouth, she pulls away and says, YUCK! I can taste pre-cum. I hate the taste of cum!

She then pulls out a condom, and hands it to me. While I do that, she grabs a pipe and fires up a rock while I molest her tits and ass. I started sucking on her tits, and out came some fucking milk! I said gross!! Who knows what's in that shit?!

Clit, you are one lucky sob, wow you dodged bullets with that one.

The gods were protecting you in many ways!

Plus, you seem to never give up. I am impressed!

**ClitEastwoodJx** · 10-02-21 17:17

I was drunk yesterday and decided that some black pussy would be nice. I've seen this "Black Barbie" advertising for a few years, and never saw any reports. I've never had a small black girl with fake tits, so I sent her a message and wanted to give her a shot. She told me that she was at a house off of Commonwealth (which was really close), so my drunk ass started heading that way. I hear people judging me already! LOL.

I got to the house and she wasn't there. I called her up, and she said she was at the laundry-mat and needed a ride. I went to the laundry mat, and she was waiting outside and was indeed the girl in the photos. I was kind of shocked. She threw her clothes in the back of my truck and we went to the house. When we got there, she said that she lost her key. I said, this is your house and you don't have a key? She then proceeded to start tearing the window AC unit our of the window (while breaking the window) and then jumps inside the house and unlocks the door. Even I'm thinking this isn't a good idea.

We go to some back room and agree on $120 for a HH with BBBJ. She said that she wanted to get clean, so she hopped in the shower outside of the bedroom door. So now I'm drunk, in a nasty room that I don't think is hers, in a house that she probably just broke into, and my drunkenness is starting to wear off. She comes out of the bathroom and her body is really fucking nice! She's very tiny, nice fake tits (pretty hard for those who don't like hard tits) and has a phenomenal ass!

She then tells me that I need to rub lotion all over her body and that he skin doesn't stay that youthful without a lot of hard work. She also told me that she has 5 kids!! I'm definitely impressed that her body looks that great. I told her that I want my dick sucked now, so she grabs her phone and turns on some porn and starts talking about how hot the girls are. As soon as I put my dick in her mouth, she pulls away and says, YUCK! I can taste pre-cum. I hate the taste of cum!

She then pulls out a condom, and hands it to me. While I do that, she grabs a pipe and fires up a rock while I molest her tits and ass. I started sucking on her tits, and out came some fucking milk! I said gross!! Who knows what's in that shit?!

Finally, I'm getting irritated so I bend her over the bed and fuck her as hard as I can, then pull of the condom and blow my load all over her ass and her bed. Some was on my hand, so I flicked it on the light switch. I grabbed her towel, and wiped off my cock and put my pants back on. As I was doing that, there was a knock at the door. I went to the door and looked out. It was a little nerdy harmless looking black dude. I opened the door and he said, "who are you?" I told him that I was her parole officer and just fucked her. He turned and ran around the corner to his really nice truck and took off!

That was my experience with her. She seemed nice enough and has a great body but I won't be visiting her again!

https://jacksonville.skipthegames.co...n/577730509196