Massage Parlor Reports

[BlowInHer]

Stopped by Tiger today. First time I've been there in at least 8 mos.

Completely empty on a pretty nice Sunday. Surprised.

Cute mama (Shi Shi) had a hell of a time taking my temp because my wrists were cold from the walk and her thermometer wouldn't pick up. She warmed them up on her boobs which helped. I'm 91.7, so I guess I'm also deceased.

Then I had to write my name, signature and phone number, LOL. Find Santa Claus next time you're in.

Shi Shi refused my offer of an hour, sadly, so in came Cookie, which is who I wanted.

Same exact stellar service as always. Immediately down to business after the shower and dropped a nice load in her ass.

Then her sometimes good, sometimes odd massage. She finished the session by walking on my back, which you have to be mindful of bc they're not actually trained, and I had to tell her to stop when she actually tried to walk on my skull. The fuck.

On the way back from the shower, saw who I would later learn is Jenny coming back from the bathroom. No mask. VERY cute. She was in street clothes, but I think I'll get her next time.

Jenny has been reviewed, by myself included. Her looks are the only good part of that experience, she has a distant look in her eyes and not at all into the action.

[DarkSideOfMe]

I told her I wanted to fuck her, she said No, I tried to Negotiate a price to fuck her, she still said no, but she would pull her pants down for me, after some Negotiating, she said I could lick her pussy, I asked her to lay down, and my plan was to try and slide it in but she said no, made me lick her while she was standing up stroking my cock.

Lick my pussy?

Made me?

Hummm?

Side bar: 1 point having the balls to tell us! LOL.

[LoveAsianWomen]

Most Chinese AMPs the best you can do is a little OTC roaming or in rare instances under the clothes mutual touch. That's why they wear yoga pants instead of a skirt. My experience down in Florida is if I can get their pants down, they will do full service. If you got as far as you claim, it seems to me that sliding into home shouldn't have been a problem. What really happened?

Tonto.

I told her I wanted to fuck her, she said No, I tried to Negotiate a price to fuck her, she still said no, but she would pull her pants down for me, after some Negotiating, she said I could lick her pussy, I asked her to lay down, and my plan was to try and slide it in but she said no, made me lick her while she was standing up stroking my cock.

[Tonto Monger]

Hey Guys, I've been in the game since the 90's, Love Warren massage parlors, Sometimes a challenge is nice. Anyone of you guys ever been lucky enough to fuck in a Hand Job parlor? I love Chinese Women. Nina at Healing Hanos in Strongsville is so Hot, perfect Tits. I want to Fuck her bad. I did get her to let me lick her pussy, but that was as far as I got.

Most Chinese AMPs the best you can do is a little OTC roaming or in rare instances under the clothes mutual touch. That's why they wear yoga pants instead of a skirt. My experience down in Florida is if I can get their pants down, they will do full service. If you got as far as you claim, it seems to me that sliding into home shouldn't have been a problem. What really happened?

Tonto.

[Tonto Monger]

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[Member #6808]

Stopped by Tiger today. First time I've been there in at least 8 mos.

Completely empty on a pretty nice Sunday. Surprised.

Cute mama (Shi Shi) had a hell of a time taking my temp because my wrists were cold from the walk and her thermometer wouldn't pick up. She warmed them up on her boobs which helped. I'm 91.7°, so I guess I'm also deceased.

Then I had to write my name, signature and phone number, LOL. Find Santa Claus next time you're in.

Shi Shi refused my offer of an hour, sadly, so in came Cookie, which is who I wanted.

Same exact stellar service as always. Immediately down to business after the shower and dropped a nice load in her ass.

Then her sometimes good, sometimes odd massage. She finished the session by walking on my back, which you have to be mindful of bc they're not actually trained, and I had to tell her to stop when she actually tried to walk on my skull. The fuck.

On the way back from the shower, saw who I would later learn is Jenny coming back from the bathroom. No mask. VERY cute. She was in street clothes, but I think I'll get her next time.

[LoveAsianWomen]

Hey Guys, I've been in the game since the 90's, Love Warren massage parlors, Sometimes a challenge is nice. Anyone of you guys ever been lucky enough to fuck in a Hand Job parlor? I love Chinese Women. Nina at Healing Hanos in Strongsville is so Hot, perfect Tits. I want to Fuck her bad. I did get her to let me lick her pussy, but that was as far as I got.

[Hector1938]

The watch your six part is because what dude, who is just heading in for a handie or blowjay, or even a legit massage asks me where I am going? I haven't crossed paths going in / out very often, but when it does happen, the MOST conversation I have ever had is "hey" with a head nod.

Someone a few posts down had a story about making a new bestie in the parking lot at the old Sun Spa (RIP AMP heaven) I was pretty mortified reading it, though. I mean, I'm glad they hit it off after all, but. Nah, not for me.

Although, having said all that, now I want to low-key arrange a monger meet and greet at that bar up Market from Tiger, the one that caters to cops? Is that even still open?

[LoveAsianWomen]

"Also, the one girl working there was younger, but a worthless masseuse and quite possibly, person. ".

Do you mean that person could have been male? Not sure what you mean by person.

What caused you to get a bad vibe, and who do you think the guy was in the parking lot?

[IOnlyCip]

"Also, the one girl working there was younger, but a worthless masseuse and quite possibly, person. ".

Do you mean that person could have been male? Not sure what you mean by person.

Reviewing any spa that is located in Hubbard will lack what we are here about, pussy and fucking or for that matter even a hand job! That is one place that will never allow the type of place we all love to patronize operate!

[AsianBlowjob]

"Also, the one girl working there was younger, but a worthless masseuse and quite possibly, person. ".

Do you mean that person could have been male? Not sure what you mean by person.

No.

I mean her massage skills were worthless.

The fact she, at a minimum, sold a bill of goods via the rubratings ad, probably also makes her a worthless person.

[AsianBlowjob]

"I stopped the massage early after some bad vibes".

Anything specific, or just a sense "this ain't the place for me right now?

I figure. It's way, way better to bail on what might've been just a lacklustre session than ignore your intuition and get into a mess.

The little voice is always right, even when it's wrong.

It is set up like a typical jack shack, not like Sun or Tiger. She straddled my head on her knees to massage my back, as is typical, but when I grabbed her ass, she loudly demanded "NO".

I was covered the entire time, and on the flip, I tossed the towel, and she started telling me how legit she was, etc. I just said ok, and got up. I literally had my socks on when she said she was ending the massage early.

The watch your six part is because what dude, who is just heading in for a handie or blowjay, or even a legit massage asks me where I am going? I haven't crossed paths going in / out very often, but when it does happen, the MOST conversation I have ever had is "hey" with a head nod.

[HitNMiss]

There is a new parlor in Hubbard (3 C Spa) advertising on rubratings that says it has a table shower.

It does not.

Also, the one girl working there was younger, but a worthless masseuse and quite possibly, person.

I just might have just missed a bad deal. I stopped the massage early after some bad vibes, and got out of there as soon as I got dressed.

There was a dude pulling in as I was walking to my car, who jumped out and asked me where I was going. I looked at him, and said "to get drunk" and shut my door and left.

If you head over there, keep your head on a swivel.

"Also, the one girl working there was younger, but a worthless masseuse and quite possibly, person. ".

Do you mean that person could have been male? Not sure what you mean by person.

[Hector1938]

"I stopped the massage early after some bad vibes".

Anything specific, or just a sense "this ain't the place for me right now?

I figure. It's way, way better to bail on what might've been just a lacklustre session than ignore your intuition and get into a mess.

The little voice is always right, even when it's wrong.

[Jester2292]

There is a new parlor in Hubbard (3 C Spa) advertising on rubratings that says it has a table shower.

It does not.

Also, the one girl working there was younger, but a worthless masseuse and quite possibly, person.

I just might have just missed a bad deal. I stopped the massage early after some bad vibes, and got out of there as soon as I got dressed.

There was a dude pulling in as I was walking to my car, who jumped out and asked me where I was going. I looked at him, and said "to get drunk" and shut my door and left.

If you head over there, keep your head on a swivel.

Good lookin out brother.