Escort Reports

**HellKite10** · 11-11-20 23:14

Originally Posted by HungaryMan [View Original Post]

I was perusing EROS and saw this gal. She wants 1500 for 90 minutes and a 500 dollar deposit.

https://www.eros.com/michigan/files/2200888.htm?cat=1

I laughed out loud when I saw that too. Ridiculous! Looking at her photos I could tell you she's not worth it.

**Dumpster Fire** · 11-11-20 23:07

https://adultsearch.com/michigan/det...y-rubs/2148329

Recently spent time with Madison. An actual voice call is preferred for new friends, which is understandable IMO (I started off with a text). She has a cute voice and was super sweet and patient in setting up an appointment. No specifics were discussed over the phone. She had me drive to some main cross roads, then stayed on the phone while she provided directions to her house. It's in a very safe area in Southfield. No roommates or anything like that. Nice, clean place. I kept a mask on. We both sanitized our hands. Massage took place in a dedicated room. Said I could leave money on a table (I brought less cash than I thought, so I owe her, but she was super cool about it). She's outgoing, talkative and sweet. Made things very comfortable. I think better looking than pics. Tight body. $. 5 for an hr for a massage / HJ / titjob / HE. Felt great. Too good. Micro head took over, I blurted out if there's anything else on the menu? Went CFS (mish) for another. 5 (that's where I was short, among other places). Blew in the bag (that she provided). All in all, will repeat (I owe Madison money! Recommend, thought it was a good experience, and she seems like a nice person.

**SlightlyHere** · 11-11-20 22:50

So, after several attempts, finally Shay got back with me.

https://sumosear.ch/phone/586-331-6653

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...232/5863316653

And she hit me up in the morning, which, well, we all know I like being first in the morning to lay wood into these ladies. So I offer her $1 HH, early bird special and she declines. Comes back with $1. 8 HH, $2. 2 HR and has the disposition to say something along the lines of, "BBBJ, bb included, if you don't want it bring cover. " I'm a little bit stunned by this, b / c her default is just to go raw, and, well, that's dangerous as fuck, like, I see the high rate, but my lord! So I book her, like, who wouldn't, I'm going to get in these guts.

Back and forth, back and forth, my IP Text app is going to shit, and I miss a bunch of her texts, but eventually I make it to a trailer park around 19 mile and Vandyke. Like, I shouldn't even be parking my car here, but it doesn't feel dangerous, just run down, so I park around the corner, as ususal. At this point she's called off the date, bc my IP Phone is fucking up, but I roll up to her little brown trailer anyhow, as if she's going to turn away good money.

Of course, she doesn't, and answers the door in a robe and some yoga pants. The place is dirty, but not messy dirty, just need a vacuum and some deep cleaning. The dog has obviously been fighting with the walls, ripping them apart. She leads me to her room, and the bed is made, she undoes her robe, and some fat pierced titties fall out, right on top of a fat FUPA. I'm showing her how her texts didn't come through, and she gets it, was probably her texting app that didn't send them with this shoddy ass reception in the trailer park.

Like, YOOOOO, I'm not fucking this FUPA. The old toss some flour on it and look for a wet spot trick left me years ago, so I tell her that I just want top, only if he can take a dick to the throat. She kinda mumbles and grumbles about how she doesn't change her appointments. I look down at that big old FUPA, reach into my pocket, grab a $20, and give it to her, and get the fuck out. I may fuck some track marked H users, and shit, but I'm not going to fuck with a FUPA like that, especially on RAW default. How'd I get into a trailer park in Sterling Heights anyhow? She got it, and was cool, and I rolled out.

Take her pictures and add 30 lbs in the worst way, and that's what you get. I image she'd have let me fuck her RAW, and anal, and everything for the hour, but yo, I'm only tryina kill myself so slowly. . . That was sway too fast.

Alright, Stay safe.

**HungaryMan** · 11-11-20 21:29

I was perusing EROS and saw this gal. She wants 1500 for 90 minutes and a 500 dollar deposit.

https://www.eros.com/michigan/files/2200888.htm?cat=1

**Concupiscent69** · 11-11-20 20:54

Originally Posted by XMailMan [View Original Post]

Just wondering fellas what ever happened to Avery? She used to duo with Mia all the time. It's been months since I've seen her post, is she UTR? When I'm bored at work I start day dreaming about past dates LOL.

She'll be in the concrete motel for awhile, if you get my meaning.

**XMailMan** · 11-11-20 20:36

Just wondering fellas what ever happened to Avery? She used to duo with Mia all the time. It's been months since I've seen her post, is she UTR? When I'm bored at work I start day dreaming about past dates LOL.

**Herrgen** · 11-11-20 16:06

Vanessa, MILF with awesome body and attitude, has returned from time off of the hobby. Senior Members PM me for location and phone number.

She is healthy and hot!

**KoofLand** · 11-11-20 15:39

There's a lot of history and resentment behind this statement.

Originally Posted by SlightlyHere [View Original Post]

Can't believe ya'll didn't type the golden rule that a midget is always fake.

Smh.

**SleRicls** · 11-11-20 15:25

Originally Posted by SlightlyHere [View Original Post]

I went to check out Merci recently.

https://sumosear.ch/phone/702-751-5193

https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/10698556

So, after disappointment with Shay, I hit up Merci. She's at 14 and 75, and answered right away, and told me to grab cover. I make it to her room, and you can tell that there are a couple kids staying there and she has "her cousin" in the shower. She won't let me go in there and see who's in there b / c she says that her cousin doesn't see people. Yo, I see that baseball cap on the bed, rim and tight and straight, it's perfectly white. SOMEBODY is in that shower.

I tell her that I really need to use the bathroom, and she directs me to the one in the lobby, and I ghost the fuck out of there. Not only was the bathroom company an issue, but Merci looks like she may be pregnant, or at least that stomach is getting round and fat. I think it's her in the pics, but those were slimmer years. Felt bad just rolling out on her, but too many issues.

Stay safe.

Don't feel bad that's bs. Her "cousin" should have left the room before you got there. Good call on leaving.

**SlightlyHere** · 11-11-20 14:58

I went to check out Merci recently.

https://sumosear.ch/phone/702-751-5193

https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/10698556

So, after disappointment with Shay, I hit up Merci. She's at 14 and 75, and answered right away, and told me to grab cover. I make it to her room, and you can tell that there are a couple kids staying there and she has "her cousin" in the shower. She won't let me go in there and see who's in there b / c she says that her cousin doesn't see people. Yo, I see that baseball cap on the bed, rim and tight and straight, it's perfectly white. SOMEBODY is in that shower.

I tell her that I really need to use the bathroom, and she directs me to the one in the lobby, and I ghost the fuck out of there. Not only was the bathroom company an issue, but Merci looks like she may be pregnant, or at least that stomach is getting round and fat. I think it's her in the pics, but those were slimmer years. Felt bad just rolling out on her, but too many issues.

Stay safe.

**SleRicls** · 11-11-20 14:57

Originally Posted by KazInTownAgain [View Original Post]

Anyone have any info on K. C?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...roit/55872071/

Seen her post for a bit but haven't seen any reviews.

I've seen her. Car date BBBJ she wanted 60. No cim she stops right as you're about to finish. She's in the hood at French and Mack. Takes her like 15 min to respond when I would get there, last time I left. She seems like SW quality to me.

But she's super nice and takes orders well gets the job done.

**BramStroker** · 11-11-20 13:24

Has anyone seen Ava in Wixom?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...roit/55716226/

**KazInTownAgain** · 11-11-20 12:42

Anyone have any info on K. C?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...roit/55872071/

Seen her post for a bit but haven't seen any reviews.

**Lougle69** · 11-11-20 12:41

Any one seen this one? She goes by Sheila.

https://detroit.skipthegames.com/fem...d/305073138653

**KazInTownAgain** · 11-11-20 11:35

Anyone have any info on K. C?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...roit/55872071/

I've gone back a bit and even searched but couldn't come up with anything. Posts somewhat regularly. Any info is appreciated.