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P: I don't think the photos are her. Closest one is the third one laying on the couch. Ass and boobs are not near as perky as second picture.

L: Advertised as a DD and maybe she was but they were saggy. She did not look old to me, maybe late 20's. Ass was nothing special, honestly nothing was.

E: Seemed like it was ok if she talked at all. Did not ask me one thing the entire time and barely answered anything. She is quiet in a rude way.

A: Ms. Tila is probably the worst attitude I've dealt with since I stopped seeing the Thai crew. No greeting when I walked in, back turned to me from the moment I took my shoes off until half way through the shower. She stops, says no or as a problem with everything.

S: As I said above, I walked in took my shoes off and walked to the room. Undressed myself, she undressed back to me. Kinda ruined it right there as the attraction was the advertised DD boobs that I didn't see until half way through the shower. In the shower she cleaned front and back and gave a preview BBBJ. I tried to push a little bit and in came the first no. Went to the room and she asked me to lay down. Kissed up my body and then down between my legs. Have some more BBBJ then moved to my ass. I was like "oh ok here we go finally" but then she just flipped it with her tongue like a cat lapping milk. Pretty disappointing. After that cover goes on cause there is no BB. I start hitting it from behind and she says it hurts. I hold her hair and she says no. I stand her up in front of the mirror and she is scared it may fall. I lay her on her back and it hurts. I grab her boobs and it's too hard. I kiss her nipples and it's too hard. She complains about everything. She finally got on top for a bit and then she let me bust in her mouth. She got up, spit it out and then I hear "Shower?" So I took a shower got dressed and left.

E: 180/35 minutes.

Are: Hell no. She said she had a week left and then back to LA where she lives. Just stay there! Don't waste your time, she is lame.

[PewpHead]

I wanted Suzy, but the booker said she is on vacation, so she sent me to Taylor. After seeing the review from RandyValarde77 and BonerAppetitty mentioning that "Taylor is well known with great service. " I figured it would be alright. I was wrong.

P. The pics aren't accurate.

L. She is petite, maybe 5'1"/5'2", skinny except a little belly fat (not toned) and she has natural small A / B cups and a small, but not flat, ass. Her face isn't ugly, but isn't cute either. It can kindof be seen as bitchy hotness in a way. She has a biggish nose. Very heavy eye makeup and huge fake lashes. She has brown hair which was in a pony tail and went to mid back. I disagree with RandyValarde77's description: she is not fit / toned, does not have a flat stomach, and absolutely doesn't have Cs. You'd have to triple her tit size to get Cs.

E. Just standard short phrases and lots of "Hun-nay".

A. Felt forced / fake. Low energy for sex. Kept trying to stop me from fully inserting, which no other girl, pro or not, has ever done to me in the 20+ years I've been having sex. I'm not that big. I'm a little above average. Her idea of kissing is to stick her tongue out, no actual kissing. It was like all the tropes of bad service. Before you think it's YMMV because I'm ugly, no I'm in shape and she said I was handsome, etc, so that wasn't the issue.

S. Nope. Just formulaic and whatever. The winking mentioned by RandyValarde77 is frequent, forced, and strange, almost like she has a tic. So in the shower she did do a preview BJ and brief rimming. During the rimming she touches your dick lightly. After that she put on a cover for sex in the shower, but stopped after a short, awkward time because she wouldn't take my dick all the way. It's not like she had an unusually small or tight pussy, either. So off to the bed. She is decent at oral, nothing special. Lots of eye contact and excessive winking. I had no interest in 69, but she went for it anyway. I got a mouth full of lube for my trouble. She had lubed up out of fear of my supposedly godzilla penis, but then decided used that lube on my face instead. She does bob her head a lot and moan, but again, it's just forced and fake. The actual suction and technique isn't there. I've had good BBBJs from other girls. This was just all flash and no substance. Moving on to the sex, she got on top for a few minutes then got tired and got off. Her technique was below avg and she didn't move much. Big disappointment. She wanted to go right to her back but I said doggy. In doggy, she was wholly focused on positioning herself so I could only get about 75% in. Most strange, awkward sex I've ever had. If I managed to thrust a little bit deeper, she'd yelp and spasm as if I'd just jammed it in her ass no lube. I never got fully in. So finally we went to missionary, but I still couldn't fuck normally, and had to hold back, because any attempt at a full thrust and again, she'd bug her eyes out like we were fucking on Mars and I'd just ripped her helmet off. I somehow managed to finish, and pulled out. Normally I'd pull of the condom and spray her stomach, but nope, that wouldn't be tidy, so she stopped me and held my hand and insisted that she remove the condom leaving me sitting there for what felt like an eternity while she got some tissue. God. Damn. At this point I really just wanted to leave and greatly regretted booking an hour versus a hh, but I stayed for the "massage" to not be offensive. Then final shower / rinse and left.

E - $$6.

Are. Fuuuuuucckkkk noooooo. My_disappointment_is_immeasurable_and_my_day_is_ruined.

[OCpyro]

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/K-Avengers

Got a recommendation from an HX contact. Gave her a shot.

P: Not her, but looks a lot like the girl in Mint's photos.

L: Cute face, nice body. Ass could be a little bigger, but still good.

E: Enough to communicate, not enough for a conversation.

A: Great. Sweet and bubbly.

S: Good. Typical style, shower preview. She's a trooper, aims to please.

E: 200/30 220/45 260/60 + 100 up charge. I went with the up charge. Don't know about cip, I like pulling out, but it seemed like it was on the table.

Repeat? Maybe. There are others I want to try, but I would definitely recommend.

Vanilla, Jeda, and Scarlett are all solid providers. Kupcake has been good for me this last month.

[EmoDisliker]

Just saw her based on some positive reviews, and I was not disappointed.

P- It's her with light P.S.

L- Super cute and pretty. On the young side too, I'd guess mid 20's. Probably one of the prettiest faces I've seen in a kgirl in the last couple of years for sure. I love girls with short hair and she is perfect. Decent small manmade C's, super flat abs, smallish butt. Well manicured and pedicured.

E- Very good for someone that just came here 20 days ago. We chatted throughout the session and she's easy to talk to.

A- I read other mongers' review regarding her initial coldness, but I didn't experience that. Sure she wasn't GFE all over me in the beginning, but she was perfectly warm and welcoming.

S- No preview in the shower, all business at first. Sat me down on the edge the bed and started a very nice BBBJ. She uses a variety of techniques, but mostly no hands which I love. Into the bed and we go into 69. She's pretty reactive and I can taste her juices going; I ask her to lay down and I go down on her with a long DATY session; she's got really wet and had a couple of O's; you can actually see her ab muscles contract when she cums. She puts on the cover and we go at it, she's so wet no lube was needed. I love it when a girl enjoys herself. Eventually I finish in doggy grabbing her smallish but perfect handful ass and rubbing my thumb over her asshole. Overall a very good session.

E- 260/ hr.

Are- Definitely, she's going to be here until January.

I reaaaaaaaally dig her looks (tallish with short hair which is rare with kgirls), so she's perfect in that department; the chemistry is not all there yet but she definitely gets more GFE as the session went on, so I'm hoping additional visits will spice that up more as well.

[RandyValarde77]

Taylor at PG.

P – I don't believe the pics are her (maybe older with some photoshop), but they are a very good representation. I was not disappointed at all.

L – She is an extremely petite / slender, toned / fit build with soft / tanned skin. Long hair down to her lower back that is a mixture of brown / red / black highlights. I found her face to be very attractive, she has soft Cs would good nipples, flat stomach, small waist, small butt, and nice legs. I would classify her as a spinner. Overall I thought she looked elegant / classy but then she turned into a porn star with winks, smiles, and good vocals.

Eng – pretty good, can have a basic conversation but she can understand more than she can say. I didn't have any issues communicating with her.

Att – Very pleaser attitude. Great vocals, lots of eye contact, likes to look at you in the mirror, doesn't need to take control of session and is open to go with the flow. She has good energy and is in shape.

S – BT and shower. During shower BBBJ / BLS / DT. Not the strongest suction in my opinion. Also rimming with HJ and body rubbing. She also puts on a condom and lets you do doggy in the shower for a little bit (was hot but be careful not to slip). When in the BR, I layed down on the bed and she gave another long BBBJ / BLS / DT / HJ combo with lots of nipple kissing and LFK / DFK. She would also give a cat bath which I am not really into it. Then she turned it into 69 and she is responsive and enjoys DATY. She gets really wet and into it as she will smash her kitty into your mouth / face and clench her butt with good vocals. Then she had the condom on without me even known it and she started in rcg. She can ride so well and her strides are amazing going from the tip all the way down. Loved looking at her body. After this she requested DS. I felt I was in a porno movie as she was winking and smiling at me while looking into the mirror and making moaning sounds, playing with her kitty and could take a pounding as I had one hand on her shoulder and one on her boobs. Was super hot and blew in bag. Then she gave me a massage (nothing special but nice) and we talked about Netflix. Then she began to massage jr and give another BBBJ, but I was too tired to go again and just requested to cuddle and talk. Then final shower and left.

E $$6.

R – This was my first time with Taylor and I will most likely repeat again to see if our chemistry gets better. Remember YMMV.

[JHeezy]

Hi, is msog not available on the hour at this house?

I've had it with some girls and others made sure their whole routine took up most of the hour.

[Fiendinpj]

Saw her a little bit ago and finally got the chance to write up a report. The skinny at the end of the post if you don't want to read everything.

P- It's her with light air brushing to smooth out the skin and to make her eyes look slightly bigger.

L- Looks like the photos. Short hair, cute face, slender and lean body. Youthful.

E- Very good for a kgirl. Understood everything I had to say and can respond.

A- Can be aloof and mechanical at first. After you warm her up, she really gets into it.

S- Good and GFE after she gets into it. No kiss at the door to say hi. Once inside the bedroom she asked if I would like to shower, I thought it was nice that there's an option. She didn't help me undress or made me feel welcome yet. A bit aloof so far. Asked me to jump into the shower and just a quick soap scrub. She compliments my body and feels me up a little bit, at least I got an ego boost there. I do try to look in shape for these times. Maybe some light kisses if memory serves me right. Back to the bed room she askes if I would like to sit or lay down on the bed. Instead I ask her to lay down first and her eyes widened in surprise. Start with some sensual kissing and mutual touching. She isn't the best kisser, but also not bad. I make my way to her nipples and play there for while until she starts to get a little vocal. As I make my way down for DATY, I like to touch and kiss over senual body spots which gets her more into it. DATY for a good while, during which she arched her back and even quivered a few times. When I stopped, she sat up to DFK and touch me all over. I think I flipped the switch because her demeanor turned into horny college student. BBBJ which I thought was okay, wish there was a little more tongue action and variety in between her motions. Into 69 which got her going again. Once I was ready on came the hat for mish with me upright, mish with our bodies touching closely, mouths all over each other. Finally mish with her legs on my shoulders, she said she loved the view, it looks so hot. More ego boosting thank you very much. Shower to clean up and we chatted for a bit about how she finally got to the US. After we were dressed, we talked a bit my appointment time. At one point we were standing she wrapped her arms around my neck and just rested her head on my shoulder saying that she would like to just sleep like this LOL.

Note: she does have smokers breath.

E- 260.

Are- Yes, but not at the top of my list.

TLDR- Pics are her with minor P.S. Standard K girl services: shower (no BJ preview), DFK, BBBJ, BLS, DATY, 69, CFS. Warm her up and she can be GFE.

[MonkeyMagik]

I have never visited Bijou so I can't say if it's the same girl or not. Visited today assuming it was the same Venus / Diamond from last year. Was not the same girl but I was very pleasantly surprised. 1000% satisfied. I'll put a PLEASER later. Very GFE spinner. Tall and thin the way I love. Already planning my next visit.

[Jackzter]

P: Pics are more so representative but fairly accurate.

L: First thing is that she is as small as the other reviews say. I would put her at under 5' and very fit. You can tell she works out but she is on the older side, maybe mid to late 30's? Nice body overall with standard bolt ons and a decent butt. Face wise 7/10, Body wise 8. 5/10.

English is decent for a kgirl.

Attitude is somewhat professional. I didn't feel much GFE especially when she straight up asked for money right when I stripped down.

Service is decent. BBBJ was basically just her licking and putting it in her mouth while swirling her tongue, not much effort there. She does have some excellent kegels that she will show off without hesitation. If you're looking for a petite fit girl to just pound away then she's the one for you, I thought that's what I wanted but turns out I do like the normal GFE.

Expense was $$. 60.

Repeat no thank you but worth to check out.

[SojuLover]

https://www.princess2garden.com/suzy

Had the pleasure of seeing Suzy at Princess Garden. Just started on Friday, freshly new to the states.

P: pics are real. P.S.'d eyes but almost nothing else. That's her face and body, no question.

L: I liked her looks. Surgically done eyes and nose. Maybe other areas of her face too. But I really liked her look. Pretty, smaller features. Roundish eyes that are obviously surgically done. Body is slender, very slender. About 5'4 or maybe a bit taller. Slender arms, legs, waist. Has some hip-waist ratio that's more from her tiny waist. Flat tummy. Fair porcelain skin. Short hair like the pics. Pretty young. I'd say late 20's or early 30's. Tight skin and body and youthful looking face all scream young.

English is decent for a kgirl.

Attitude is pleasing. Friendly but not too talkative like some girls. Has some dirty talk too if you lead her there. Willing to go BBBJ as long as I wanted. Wants to please.

Service is decent. BBBJ was decently skilled with variable depth and led up to a fast pumping and sucking. Some bls too. Wasn't the most skilled in some positions, needed to be led a bit. Doesn't arch her back in flat dg enough, making it too tight. Seemed to enjoy daty slow and sensually, gyrates her hips to position you where you like. Took some time to warm up to it, but she loosened up and relaxed once she started enjoying it. Gets very moist naturally eventually. Was open to any position, pretty flexible. Does lotus pretty well and will do the work unlike some of these girls. Likes to switch between grinding and acg squat when in CG. She is tight, but her moisture allowed me to slide in eventually. Allows DFK but not the most skilled at it. At least she's not the type to just stick her tongue out.

Expense was $$. 60.

Repeated already and probably will again.

[IslaVista]

She's been rotating between OC and SD. I saw her about a year ago, saw her again last week and she definitely has upped her game.

P. Pretty sure it's only representative of her but her org rarely use real pics.

L- 8. 5, stunning body, tall, lean, toned abs (which is shocking since she claims she doesn't work out). C cup implants that felt kinda hard but gives great visual. Nice round booty and a smallish and cute face. I've been around this game and Jemma has one of the top bodies that I've seen. Total bikini model material. She does have some tats for the guys that care about that. My guess is she's in her late 20's. I am usually pretty good with age, skins of women in their late 30's and 40's have this weird soft, mushy feeling and that's something that can't be fixed with any surgeries. Jemma doesn't feel like that.

E- 7. 5, good enough to converse but you got to talk slow and stay simple.

A- 8. 5, she can give off a cold, "I'm too hot to talk to you" vibe but it's just her shyness. She's actually very nice and gently. She knows she's here to please and warms up quickly.

S- 9, wow, a total nympho from start to finish. She has her rules, no fiv, no rim and no bb but everything else is pretty open. She's there to get pleased herself so when you are hitting it right or got her going, she will tell you and DON'T STOP, as her spasming orgasms is a sight to see. She plays the role of the sexy seductress and you play the role of the fuckboy she picked to be her toy for the hour. She has a script but that goes out the window after foreplay.

Are- Definitely.

She threw out the comment that she has a group of repeat fans that always see her but she's familiar with them and want new and different. All willing applicants feel free to apply.

[Connection]

Anybody have experience with Tokyo girls Zee or Ana? Just wondering if BBFS is available with these girls.

Thanks!

Ana is Macey, reviews in San Diego, check TER.

Zee is Red in SD, also reviews there and TER.

Can't speak for Ana, but I've seen Zee a few. Dig her a lot, but I'm going to say it's a hard no on BB from my experiences.

[EddieHaskell]

Jude at Ca-Kdolls.

P 10 That's her in pictures. Pretty girl.

Korean and sexy.

L 9 I was very happy when I saw her, pretty sexy girl all dolled up in lingerie showing off all her goodies.

E 9 Good enough english on our date.

A 10 Fun Girl made the date all about me and my fantasies- she was totally down for naughty fun. Fun girl Happy to meet and play.

S 10.

Eager to please cutie, fun Strip Tease lap dance, Massage, Shower fun, BBBJ Dfk Daty Dato Fiv Multi-postions Rimming on me was fanfuckintastic Cim Dt Finish was so good. She is a pop 2 x kinda girl totally horny totally fun. Girls just want to have fun and jude shows off all her fun naughty habits. BBBJ Rim had me popping too soon but she was totally down for more fun giving me a little massage while I came back to life for some more exercises.

E 300 Hr.

Are Yes I recommend and Yes ill see jude again.

Place is professional safe, easy to find and easy guest parking nearby right in back. Low key spot near freeway. I'm glad I found the treasure. Place is all kinds of fun.

[MisterBox]

Riz at 1004 kgirl (HX).

This girl must be an alien from the planet Blowjob, because when she sucks your dick it's out of this world!

The pictures are WAY fake, like not even close. The real Riz is very thin with hard fake tits, kinda muscular and in-shape, and I think probably a fake ass also. "Hard body" is the best way to describe this girl. She has short blond hair, nice face. She is half japanese and half korean with maybe some white girl mixed in. Her eyes are a bit bigger than normal asian. She has an intense personality but is fairly interesting to talk to. Speaks english very well. Her BJ and overall performance are quite good. She has incredible technique and also seems to be into it. She can make ya feel kinda of special along the way, even tho it's a high energy session. Her default mode seems to be jackhammer mode.

Can confirm, accurate review on Riz. I remember her saying her dad was part jewish or something. Great lay, reminded me of all the jav videos I've seen. She is definitely intense andbreally gets into it. Agree that she will butter you up and have you feeling confident, LOL. Our conversations were good, she wanted to practice her Korean, but we kept going back to English because her Korean ain't that great, but fluent in Japanese and pretty good in English. Overall had a good time with her, but she is a bit on the skinnier side for me. And I didn't like her eye makeup, she used too much eyeliner or some shit, kinda goth looking. Would repeat because she tried very hard to get me off twice, which in the end I did, but did it myself. It was pretty hot as she was watching me stroke myself and she started fingering herself, and as I blew she let me cum on her face.

Good times!

[Madamenhu]

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/AsianFullMoon

Photos: I guess they have some relationship to reality, but are pretty far off.

Looks: 5'2", 115 lbs, light skin, average build, borderline b / c cup w / minor sag, big anime eyes, work done on her face, nice shaped butt, maybe mid-30's.

English: near fluent.

Attitude: Friendly pleaser. A little Gabby.

Service: She answered the door in a tight white dress and led me to her bedroom. We did some LFK once in her room, then hit the bathroom for the mouthwash and shower. She opened up more for DFK once in the shower, and gave a short but skillful BBBJ preview. After drying off, I sat on the edge of her bed and she gave me an excellent BBBJ with DT. She gave a nice effort, repeatedly going all the way, with seemingly no gag reflex, and not toothy. It got really tight in her throat when she went deep and she asked if it was ok. I reassured her that I was feeling great. After a few minutes she offered 69, which we just did very briefly. She got on top and grinded on me P2 P, and then asked if I was ready for the main. However, I offered DATY and she graciously accepted. She was highly receptive and seemed appreciative of receiving oral. Her kitty tasted clean. After some quality DATY, I was ready for the cover and she provided a magnum, which was nice because every other provider seems to have really tight condoms. She was pretty tight and wet, but nothing crazy. We did mish, doggy, CG and some other position I don't have a term for. She gets really into the sex and is highly skilled on top. I finished inside after only about 30 mins. Then she gave me a really enjoyable massage, probably the best I've had. She cracked my back and worked on me for almost 30 mins. Afterwards, we showered and chit chatted a little and I was out in just over an hour.

P.S. On the way out, she gave me one of those mini bottles of Costco water a lot of girls give- Why not give out a regular size bottle, is that too much?! Why do they even make those mini bottles? I seems like a waste. Sorry about the rant.

TLDR: DFK, BBBJ, DT, DATY, CFS, great massage.

E: 300/ hr.

Repeat: 50/50. High points were the oral and the massage.