Massage Parlor Reports

[SpaceJam99]

Help this motherfucker collect all 7 dragonballs and bring this fever to a simmer

Dude. Preach it. I haven't found a good local Viet or Filipino dish. Too many Chinese and Korean restaurants choking out what could otherwise be an awesome buffet.

[DCmdvawiz]

I'm just saying.

The other day I made an appointment with Eve using this ad: https://dc.rubratings.com/155305.

After getting the in, I scheduled a time slot and was given the address to this medical center in seven corners in falls church. She tells me to go down to the basement where this a paper sign on the door that reads "namaste Wellness" I knock on the door and Eve is their to greet me in black lingerie. The place is pretty small and minimalist, but what it lacks in decor, it makes up for in attraction. Eve is a tall Brazilian bombshell of a woman. Smoking hot. She asked me what I wanted out of the massage sesh and I told her to give me the full package but as this was my first time here she made up an excuse that she was on her period and wouldn't do FS (so perhaps more is on the menu upon a return visit) So I settled for a 30 min "combo" massage for $. 2. Good English too so while she was giving me a light massage we conversed. After 20 or so minutes she starts teasing the boys and tells me to flip. I'm rock hard at this point. I get her out of her bra and start grabbing her juicy ass. She has amazing tits. Perfect round Cs, I couldn't tell if they were natural but they sure felt real. She has some tats on each of her arms in case that bothers some, I definitely wasn't paying much attention, since she was going with the flow on my junk giving me a sensual HJ while moving her body in all the right places so that my imagination could run wild.

Man I really wanted to do more with this girl. She puts the ladies at FHOH to shame with that body. Brazilians really are the hottest latinas. Even tho it was a just HE I blew like a 12 year old boy who discovered his dick for the first time. I tipped her an additional Jackson and told her I would return. She told me she's heading to NY on Labor Day holiday and spend some time there but would come back in a couple weeks. So will I.

[Frank Digitola]

She asked how did I find her, when I mentioned this forum, she said she never saw it, but heard from other clients as well.

The next time a chick asks you that brah, just say "the internet" and be done. There's zero reason to mention this place to these chicks. We all know there are quite a few who already know about it here, but no need to voluntarily bring it up. First and second rule of Fight Club because.

Frankie.

[NyHornet]

Anyone seen this one? Seeing conflicting things in what I'm able to find. Goes out of her way to come off legit only but some reviews insinuate clothes dropped and leaving happy.

http://washington-dc.skipthegames.co...u/293658351448

That ad screams anything other than legit. If by legit, you mean therapeutic only.

[MeatMe]

Had a chance to meet up with Luna and she was not all that exciting. Just like all the reports started massage at feet and worked her way up without any teasing.

She told me to flip and she was naked. I was waiting for the b2 b slide but instead she put on cover and gave a short CBJ and immediately layed back and said my turn.

She moved to bed and only offered mish.

Will not repeat for $$.

[Phil86]

Finally had the dream with Tara, texted her about a hr appointment, she replied within 10 min and confirmed the appointment at 4 pm. Its a very long drive for me 45 min. I reached at 4, she gave me the apartment number and I went in. She is easy on the eyes and speaks good. Offered a shower but I declined as I just showered before starting. I removed my clothes and went on the table. She started the massage, its well worth it and reached the expectations. She used hot stones and cracked my back bones. She teased me when I was on back too, but minimal. She asked how did I find her, when I mentioned this forum, she said she never saw it, but heard from other clients as well. She asked if I texted KK first and then her, I said no. My first option was her and then KK. After the flip, she started teasing me. I asked her if she gets naked, she immediately did without any discussion. She has big knockers. She did massage my legs before getting to the nova finish. I was allowed to Rome. She finished me off. It was a very good experience overall. I would definitely repeat. The only issue for me is the drive. I paid 120 for hr and tipped 20. I should have tipped, more may be next time.

[OrZammar]

Anyone seen this one? Seeing conflicting things in what I'm able to find. Goes out of her way to come off legit only but some reviews insinuate clothes dropped and leaving happy.

http://washington-dc.skipthegames.co...u/293658351448

Her RubRatings ad states an age requirement, and I don't fit the bill. Someone else going to have to TOFTT on this one.

https://dc.rubratings.com/156982

[Member #6451]

Anyone seen this one? Seeing conflicting things in what I'm able to find. Goes out of her way to come off legit only but some reviews insinuate clothes dropped and leaving happy.

http://washington-dc.skipthegames.co...u/293658351448

[Krakatoa]

I'm pretty much like you. I have a Tawain, Korean and Phillopean SB's. I am talking with a hot little Vietnamese but I think all I will get is talk. Had Thai, Chinese, and Laos. I'm looking for a Vietnamese also. The 2 I know and can't get anything are beautiful! Anyone know any?

You can get Viet FS in LA / Orange County. Of course, you're halfway to Saigon at that point, but they're not going to let us in any time soon.

[Telcova]

I went a couple of weeks ago and drew Tina, they were busy and said if I wait I could get a free shower. Since this was my first time there, I went for the 30 min massage. It was very good. I like it strong and she delivered, hot rocks and all. On the flip, there was some OTC roaming, and she worked him to my satification. I showered, alone, after the massage, tipped and was on my way with a smile on my face.

Fast forward to this weekend. I text ahead and make an appointment for Tina, cool-I'm on my way, 30 min out. I arrive 10 min early and text that I'm early just in case Tina is ready. They text back, sure come in. I walk in and Tina is not available and I would have to wait 30 min for the next available. Pissed, I exit and hit a LCS instead. I like Angels where they know how to keep an appointment.

[NyHornet]

Not sure if the reference below (regular poster trying to put session value context) was to me. I would tend to agree with those recommending Tara, for this reasonshe seems very consistent in what she does, and unfortunately that's hard to find in this biz. I'm not talking the YMMV aspects: I get that a girl may not have that extra "spark" with all clients, but they should put in the same effort, not short the client on time, and it should be a goal that the client be satisfied (within the provider's boundaries). Personally, I'm not sure I can find anyone in the massage+ ranks locally that will be better value me than Zina, the Thai lady who left the area around Memorial Day. (Easy to find her forum reviews). If anyone hears she's coming back, please PM me!

Ad for Zina on BP today.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...e/9743688.html

[NyHornet]

I saw Vandara years ago had to tip. 8 before she dropped her top. I managed to think rationally, declined to go higher and didn't see her again, as I was already familiar with Tara, Nikki, KK, etc who provided more for less.

I've never seen Vandara, but going but what I've seen on here. I have seen the other three you mention here. I first met KK when she shared the house basement with Zaza in Fairfax. Zaza, what a sweetheart she is. That must have been a good 12 years ago.

[Novacreeper]

Review of Kim at Sun. Overall experience on par for standard NOVA with the promise of expanded menu if Drew Carey shows up and the price is right. Overall clean / Covid systems in place.

MMS met me at door single entrance set up. Told her I was there to see Kim. For some reason she said their CC machine was not working, so I ended up having to front. 6 of my fun money for the half which ended up sucking (not in a good way).

Met Kim. Mid-late 40's. At 5'3, 120 lbs. Clean, smelled good (w / slight perfume) short shorts, natural b / c cups.

Directed to take it off & lie face down. Clean sheets standard NOVA environment.

Massage was pretty much non-existent. No oil or lotion which is cool with me. After at 15 min of acting like she knew what she was doing, she started with ST, wandering and teasing. I got a couple of gropes as she moved up and down. After she finished the back, was directed to flip and she played with the front side. She playfully lowered her top and asked me to take care of her to which I replied that I would but having ponied up half of my stash for the "rub", the "tug" was doomed to be limited. I told her I had $. 6 and she kept her top lowered and shorts on as she worked me over in traditional oily, NOVA fashion allowing free roaming and boob licking.

She tried to jackhammer me a couple of times, but I fought back. I tried a couple of times to get her fully nude, but guess the prices are now driven up by a lot of the younger mongers, so I guess that's the going rate for a top / exposed, non-nude HJ in NOVA (sigh).

Overall it was a decent experience, although after I dressed and tipped, I couldn't leave because some other monger was arriving and jabbering in the hallway. If you were arriving at at 1:30."HOLLA".

Gave me a hug and H2 O and I was heading back down Backlick Rd.

On a scale of 1-10:

Massage: 3.

Provider looks: Masked, but probably 6.

Provider body: Tiny as hell, boarder line too thin, but ok. Smelled nice 6. 5.

Location: Standard NOVA, clean, they had a shit load of candy that they kept pushing: 8.

Overall: Got the job done: 7. 5, definitely more on the menu, she even stated so.

House: . 6 for the half. Tip: . 6.

Stay Classy NOVA.

Creeper.

[PomLovesThais]

My recollection from a Frankie post is that he had to really sweet talk her to just release her substantial girls. So how much coin did you drop for the BBJ?

I believe they both will do FS but the rates are very hi.

[Dunnit]

My recollection from a Frankie post is that he had to really sweet talk her to just release her substantial girls. So how much coin did you drop for the BBJ?

I saw Vandara years ago had to tip. 8 before she dropped her top. I managed to think rationally, declined to go higher and didn't see her again, as I was already familiar with Tara, Nikki, KK, etc who provided more for less.