Escort Reports

[GameCockbdt]

https://max80.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...anta/53509371/

People have actually paid to see this crazy chick?

[Jasper Sharp]

So I thought I should mention a friend of mine tried to contact this supposed person, couldn't get a hold of her, so then I tried to get in contact of her and did. Ad and girl is a complete and utter fake. She never not once gave me any intel as to her location whatsoever. Let things drag on purposefully. Falls off, Answers questions with question that have nothing to do with your question they pretty much make you ask again because they never answer, even if asked politely and no pushing. This is beyond a huge red flag. Girl is fake watch out, avoid and tell everyone you know. There are no reviews for this person whatsoever. I would completely avoid this complete and utter fake. You can try to get a hold of this fake to see what you think and report back here or to me what happened, but not cool. Red flags everywhere. How on earth if I ask your location for two days in order to begin to make plans or preparments for the 3rd and 4th time do you continuously posts ads when someone is trying very nicely to contact you and they ask you if you have cash app, avoid like the plague. Here is the link.

https://escortfish.ch/ad/view/yummy-...-with/32251052

[Jasper Sharp]

I should also mention even though I've never contacted this supposed person before, and got no reply whatsoever, she posted an ad hours after. WTF.

[Jasper Sharp]

So I contacted this girl recently as was ghosted completely, not even a reply to phone call let alone text. I know a lot of people in the area. I don't see her as any friends of people I know not even as a friend of a friend on fakebook. So my question is has anyone actually seen her. Pics look real but it's possible they were pulled from another girl who used to post. I have no idea what's going on with BeBe. Never posts new photos either, and been posting for months. What's the deal with her? If anyone has some info and doesn't feel like posting it her, please share via pm. Fake? More setups? What's up.

https://escortfish.ch/ad/view/head-monster/31854094

[Jasper Sharp]

I would avoid this one at all costs.

Texted her Sunday morning since I had some wood in my undies and a swollen sack that needed to be drained and she texts back at how good she is at giving head, so obviously I'm hooked into her scam.

Drove 25 minutes to her hotel in Alpharetta, but when I get there she ghosts me. So I chalk it up to another flake hoe in a long list of flake hoe's I've driven to see. Headed over to Walmart and Publix to get some shopping done. About an hour later she texts me and says "sorry my phone broke, come back and I will give you an hour for the hh rate". So I figured WTH and headed back to her hotel. This time she actually answers the phone and says she's coming down to get me since the lobby door is restricted. Then she calls and says "I'm standing outside where are you?" and I said I am right outside the lobby. She says "I don't see you, forget it you are playing games" and refuses to answer my calls. I leave in disgust but I've had other flakes like this before so it doesn't bother me as much as it used to.

Based on other reviews, it looked like I shoulda done more research on her since she seems to do this bullshit to a lot of guys. Live and learn and use the right head, people!

Got ghosted and no responses from several on Sunday. I mean no reply at all. Except one that kept begging me to come. But I decided to give her the could shoulder even though she's not bad as payment for staying where she is. Honestly these girls prefer to stay at the worst possible place they can like every time. I will not elaborate farther on that aside to say there is some hoky stuff going on in the ads of most of these girls. If a girl can't pick up the phone, or provide any information whatsoever, but keeps asking questions, falls off, tell red flag city. Abort mission immediately. I had one girl ghost me 2 times in a row. But I think it was because she was either mad I lived in a nice place and showed her, although that might not makes sense that's the way she thinks. Any payment she can get from anyone emotionally to make her feel mentally superior or payback for her hard times she'll do it. Well great, but what's up with the 20-40 dollars you keep posting videos of yourself holding. Lmao. Oddly enough when I went to see this stuck up UTR that doesn't post best head ever. I could not even tell what was happening to johnson. She's too much of a loose handle for me to go to without precautions, so unfortunately I can't give out her information until I get closer. Her names starts with an H, that's all I can say.

[Johnny Mapalo]

https://independent.com.listcrawler....anta/53298427/

Smoked this old bag of bones sometime last year. Only had a few pics in her ad at the time and I went for it. A comment at the time said that she looked nice and was the chic in the pics. Little did I know, that was the wickedest lie ever told in mankind. Smh. I text her one day and she gave me the address to her apartment in Lithonia.

It was only 13 minutes away, so I thought I'd give her a try. I drove over to some ragedy ass apartments in Lithonia and text her once I arrived. She text me back with her apartment number and to her raggedy apartments I went. Before I got there, I asked her if she was the actual person in the pics and her response was, "It's 100 percent me in the pics". Hmm. We'll see about that.

I got to her door and knocked on it gently, waiting for someone to open it. 1 minute later, someone did open the door standing right behind it. Hmm. I poked my head in at first to make sure that it wasn't a dude waiting to club me upside the head. LOL. I saw the silhouette of a women in a white robe standing behind the door, so I walked on it.

She closed the door behind me and I noticed the apartment was pretty dark for 3 pm in the afternoon. Hmm, again. All the curtains were pulled all the way across emitting no light into the apartment whatsoever. Once I got a good look at her, I noticed she looked a bit different. She had short brown hair and stood at 5'3 135 lbs just as her ad states.

Her eyes were about 80% closed and it looked as if she was high or something. I initially thought she looked like a chic I've seen several times, Jasmine, but she looked a bit different. She quickly walked me back to her bedroom and I followed her chicken legs all the way back there. Once in the much darker bedroom, we gots' ta' talking further. I kept looking at this chic and saying to myself, "This bish looks kinda old".

Her ad said, "28", but she looked much older to me. Her eyes were all closed up and she looked like a fucking mouse in the room. She told me that she was out at the clubs all night long and she's till a bit tired, that's why she looks so. Hmm. We talked for a good 5 minutes, before I curiously handed her the donation. It was 60 bones for 15 minutes.

I was curious to see what her body looked like under the robe as she had those good body pics up in her ad. She took the scraps, counted it, then left the room to go hide the money off somewhere. I hate when they do that! She came back in the bedroom and told me to get comfortable to which I did. She went into a drawer and fetched one of the thickest magnum slabs I've ever seen before in my life.

When she placed it on my limp member, I couldn't even see my member through it, because the slab was so thick. Smh. I asked her if she would take off her robe while sucking and she stopped and got up to do so. Once she took off the robe, I was like, "Oh my fucking God, this bish is an old lizard"! Her body was fucking horrible and she was shaped like a fucking parakeet.

OMG, what the fuck did I just get myself into. Once she was naked, I started looking at her keenly and noticed that this bish was up in age. Yo man, this bish is in her fucking 60's! Oh my fucking God, I'm about tu hurl. I'm about to fuck someone's granny. Eww. What the fuck! I was mad as fuck! I started looking at her and mean mugging the shit out of her.

This old ass bish done bait and switched me like a mother. I looked around the room and noticed pictures of kids and grand kids on the wall. Oh my goodness. You've got to be fucking kidding me. No wonder the bish has the whole apartment so damn dark. I should have known. Fuckk!!

Anyways, she dropped back down on her knees and started sucking while telling me she does nothing uncovered. Bish, do you actually believe I want to do anything covered with your old dusty ass. Please! She sucked and sucked as I continued to mean mugg her while occasionally looking up at the ceiling in disgust. Smfh! The suckie was garbage too.

She would suck on the head only and even told me that she needs to get me fully hard because she is very tight. Eeell. This nasty disgusting hag was disgusting me every time she opened her mouth. I'm not even sure if this bish even had any teeth. Eekk. She sucked and sucked and sucked as my cock was going absolutely nowhere.

This chic wasn't doing it for me, obviously, and she can't even suck a cock for a bish in a 60's. Smdh. How is that even possible? After 15 minutes of horrible suckie and her telling me that my time was almost up, I felt something coming and gladly blew a weak load into the slab. That was more from excitement and adrenaline than anything.

As soon as I blew that weak ass load, I pulled back immediately and told her that I had enough. She removed her ancient mug from off my covered cock and got up off her knees. I quickly removed the slab with the tissue in my pocket and got dressed immediately for a quick exit. I said nothing else to this hag as I walked straight to her front door and let myself out with her standing right behind me.

Old bag of bones. How dare you post on the internet with a listed age of "28". This bish was more like 68, with her old ass talking about she was at the clubs late at night. LOL. Must have been at the bingo club. Double LOL. This was arguably the worse experience of my hoar mongering career. Getting some garbage ass suckie from an old hag that looked like shit on a stick.

I can't believe she's still on the site, but she's actually posting her real body pics now. They're in the pics below. Eww. I'll give this one a "2" in looks and an equal "2" in performance. So long, Ms. Daisey. Never again!

[Johnny Mapalo]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...nta/51257560/#

I didn't have a blast with Jas 2 months ago. I first saw this chic posting like a year and a half ago on Listcrawler, but never saw her because of her rates. She usually wanted $80-$100 for a qv and I wasn't really interested in paying that. Well, I text her again recently and she still wanted $80 for a qv. Smdh. I text her one time later with $60 and she accepted. LOL.

I didn't get to see her that day but did a few days later and this time she wanted $70 for a qv. Smdh, again. I told her ok and she gave me her address to a notel on Old National. Err. I told her that I would be there in an hours time and that I did. I text her when I was 5 minutes away as asked and she text me back with, "OK".

Got there 5 minutes later and saw a light-skinned chic with black tights and a grey sports bra walking away from the hotel as I was pulling in. The light-skinned chic looked good, but she was wearing a mask, so I couldn't see her face too clearly. I almost crashed my car looking at that body though. LOL. I silently said to myself as I saw that chic walking, I bet you that's the chic I came to see.

I know how these Listcrawler chic's stay and that would be just like a Listcrawler chic to be walking away from her hotel, when she know a stupid horny trick is about to pull in. Well, I text her once I was in the parking lot and got no response. I waited around for a good 7 minutes, before I finally got a call from this chic.

As soon as my phone rang, I saw the same light-skinned chic walking back to the hotel with her phone in one hand and a black puppy in the other. Err. I picked up my phone and the chic answered asking where I was. When she said that, I saw that light-skinned chic standing infront of the entrance looking around. Oh boy. I told her that I think she is right in front of me. Smh.

She kind of rudely or demandingly told me to come out of the car. Hmm. I almost hung up and drove off on her ass. I got out of my whip to greet her as she was now standing in front of my car. She told me to follow her into the hotel as she walked with her dog in hand, infront of me. I walked into the motel as Mr. Patel was at the front desk steering all in my damn face.

I hate when these people know my damn business! I bet he's seen many a dudes come into the hotel with this chic. Smh. Anyways, walked right pass him and into the elevator with this chic. We got to her room as she opened the door for me and I followed her in. As soon as I got into the room, I was immediately hit by a heavy scent of dog. Pheww!!

There was a bish in a cage with about 6 puppies sucking on her breastesse's. Great! We have company. Smh. The whole room stank of fucking dog and I told her about the disgusting odor. I was about ready to turn around and head out of that stank box. Phew, again! Jeez whiz. Who wants to smell dog while banging a chic.

She placed the puppy back into the cage with his bastard momma, then started spraying the room with air freshener. Ok. She then walked into the bedroom as was greeted by a fresh hot pile of stinking dog shit that was left by the bastard momma. She said the bish must have gotten out of the cage and shitted on the floor again. Again! Smdh.

I about had enough of this dog shit infested room and was readily thinking of an exit strategy out. How do they let people keep a whole bish with puppies in a freaking hotel room? Are you kidding me? She immediately closed the bedroom door and we gots' ta' conversing for a minute in the living room. This chic seemed very friend and talkative though, quite different from the attitude I got outside. Hmm.

After a few minutes of idle chat, I asked her if she had her supplies. She said that she didn't have any protection and asked if I didn't bring any. I immediately told her that I didn't and that I would go get some right now. She replied, "I'll go with you". WTF!! That was my exit strategy! Eekk. I told her that I had some in my car and I would just go and get them really quick.

Little did she know, once I left that room, I wasn't coming back. LOL. She said, "OK", and out the room I went to never ever return again. Double LOL. Once I got to the elevator, I heard a voice from down the hallway saying, "Hold on". I turned around and this chic was locking her door and starting to walk towards me by the elevator.

WTF is wrong with this chic? She must really need the 70 bones that bad. Fuckkk!! I held the elevator for her as she hoped on with and down to the main floor. Once outside, I went into my car to look for the slabs as this chic was standing right next to me watching my every move. Smh. I had a strange feeling that this chic would have stopped me if I tried to drive off on her. LOL.

She gave off that vibes for some reason. I finally found the slab in my trunk and showed it to her before placing it into my pants pocket. We walked back into the hotel and up the elevator to her room. We got back into the ok smelling room and I gave her the funds and slab after we were both settled. She took the funds in hand and began to hold each bill up to the light to check its authenticity. Why?

I asked and she said people sometimes pass fake money along. Right! I'm always suspicious when they do that counterfeit check. It always seems like they're up to no good. Hmm. After her counterfeit check, I stripped nekkid as told and sat down on the couch against the wall. She immediately dropped to her knees before me, placed the slab on my cock with her mouth and aggressively got to sucking.

Damn! She seemed a bit cock-starved the way she dropped down on her knees so quickly and gots' ta' sucking. She can suck a pretty decent cock as I felt the suction from her mouth as she went all-neck on me. I let her suck me off for a good 4 minutes, before I had her stop, as I knew that stupid premature ejaculating cock of mines would have exploded had she gone any longer. LOL.

She then pulled her tights down to her ankles and assumed the standing doggie position leaning over the couch. I hate that position, it's a cheaters position! I entered her in standing doggie and gots' ta' stroking. Her nookie was warm, but also had a mild rank smell to it too. Err. I kept stroking her anyways, as she was getting into it, but I didn't like that standing doggie angle.

I kept having to push her back down to get in there good. I stroked her out in standing good for a good 4 minutes before I started feeling that oh so familiar feeling coming over me. I blew a medium load into the cover and kept pumping some 30 seconds more, until I got all of it out. I withdrew and told her about my discharge. She got off the couch and went into the bathroom for clean up.

When she walked into the bathroom, I was looking at her ass, and her ass didn't look natural for some reason. It seemed to have a funny unnatural jiggle to it. She never took off her bra top, but I assume her bossums are fake as well. She stood at 5'5 133-138 lbs athletic body. No baby wear or stretch marks on her stomach.

After she came back out of the bathroom fully dressed, she hand me a wet wipe to clean up with. That was pretty nice of her. I cleaned up with the wet wipe and got dressed as we conversed the whole time. This cheap seemed like a very chatty cordial person. She was telling me about how she's trying to see the puppies and she has a few buyers already.

She didn't seem like she had any attitude at all. I did notice though, that she was holding her lower stomach are the whole time she was talking to me. I got all up in them guts, didn't I, lady? That's what you get, for taking on a 15 and a half inch womb shifter! After talking my ears off, I interrupted her sermon and told her that I'm on my way out.

She came over and gave me a hug and told me she hopes to see my again. I told her, sure. Yeah right! LOL. I wished her and the bish and litter a farewell, as I left never ever to return again. Nice girl, but the dog stinking ass room did it for me. I hate doing the do on the couch as well, especially in the standing doggie position.

I'll still give her a "7. 5" in looks and a "5. 5" in service. So long, you dog shit stinking ass hoars!

[TMeister]

Ok, maybe I'm crazy but I can't seem to figure this one out.

https://escortindex.com/ad/atlanta/470-374-7/2/5812063

Number is 470-374-7* and I guess I'm not smart enough to figure out 001-99x, any help?

I would avoid this one at all costs.

Texted her Sunday morning since I had some wood in my undies and a swollen sack that needed to be drained and she texts back at how good she is at giving head, so obviously I'm hooked into her scam.

Drove 25 minutes to her hotel in Alpharetta, but when I get there she ghosts me. So I chalk it up to another flake hoe in a long list of flake hoe's I've driven to see. Headed over to Walmart and Publix to get some shopping done. About an hour later she texts me and says "sorry my phone broke, come back and I will give you an hour for the hh rate". So I figured WTH and headed back to her hotel. This time she actually answers the phone and says she's coming down to get me since the lobby door is restricted. Then she calls and says "I'm standing outside where are you?" and I said I am right outside the lobby. She says "I don't see you, forget it you are playing games" and refuses to answer my calls. I leave in disgust but I've had other flakes like this before so it doesn't bother me as much as it used to.

Based on other reviews, it looked like I shoulda done more research on her since she seems to do this bullshit to a lot of guys. Live and learn and use the right head, people!

[Niteluvr]

Unfortunately when you get into the weeds the whole Incall vs. Outcall approach is really a monger's Catch 69. Going to an Incall has one set of risks in that you don't know what's on the other side of the door until you go through it, and even if you barricade yourself in you never know what stands between you and the womb-like embrace of your vehicle's interior until you head for the parking lot. That being said, though, while setting up your own outcall may reduce those kind of risks it usually requires using your real-world identity or otherwise creating the kind of paper trail that LE loves; and don't forget that if things ever go wrong GA law lets LE pile on the additional charge of "keeping a place of prostitution" (regardless of whether or not it will ever actually stick).

Bottom line: damned if you do, blue-balled if you don't.

Damn good post!

[Effnonit]

Think about the enormous amount of trust involved in going to an incall, which is basically a crime scene, and getting undressed. That's about as bad a defensive scenario as you can get, and it's why we have forums like this (to share and use third-party information to enhance our security). . . . For my part, I probably wouldn't go to an incall situation until I've personally vetted the provider; initially, I'll do it as an outcall, and set up a location myself. That way I control the location, have all the keys, etc. O.

Easy way to fix that situation, spend a few extra bucks, going to a girls room can put you in a bad spot, its easy enough if the girl isn't a flake and going to back out, for you to get a room at her motel. Most are 40 dollar a night rat holes. Most of these girls will walk a few rooms down to make money, and if they won't then they were scamming you anways.

Unfortunately when you get into the weeds the whole Incall vs. Outcall approach is really a monger's Catch 69. Going to an Incall has one set of risks in that you don't know what's on the other side of the door until you go through it, and even if you barricade yourself in you never know what stands between you and the womb-like embrace of your vehicle's interior until you head for the parking lot. That being said, though, while setting up your own outcall may reduce those kind of risks it usually requires using your real-world identity or otherwise creating the kind of paper trail that LE loves; and don't forget that if things ever go wrong GA law lets LE pile on the additional charge of "keeping a place of prostitution" (regardless of whether or not it will ever actually stick).

Bottom line: damned if you do, blue-balled if you don't.

Agreed, you will often see a charge listing for "keeping a place of prostitution ". O. C. G. A. 16-6-10 defines "keeping a place of prostitution" when A person having or exercising control over the use of any place or conveyance which would offer seclusion or shelter for the practice of prostitution knowingly grants or permits the use of such place for prostitution. Therefore there are multiple elements to keeping a place of prostitution:

The defendant exercised control over the use of the location.
The house was maintained for the practice of prostitution.
Prostitution was practiced in the house.

That's why whenever a girl asks me to rent her a room I laugh quietly to myself and mention the keeping a place of prostitution angle. I'm pretty sure the chick says to herself "Damn this ain't his first rodeo".

Amen on the "no renting a room" approach. This article is from years ago but the law is the same and all it takes is some ambitious LE deciding to run the same ol' sting: https://www.foxnews.com/us/universit...on-charges.amp. (see third paragraph: "According to the Athens Banner-Herald, "John" and the undercover officer came to an agreement to exchange 30 minutes of sexual service for $60. "John" is also charged with keeping a place of prostitution for renting a room at the (Ho-Tell) in Norcross, where he met the officer.".

[SkyWookie]

Nope.

You followed the plan exactly: listening to your instincts, didn't get yourself boxed in by "instructions", and understanding that no pussy, no matter how velvet-lined, is worth ignoring your instincts.

Desperation creates opportunities for mongering, but TOO much desperation makes it dangerous. Think about the enormous amount of trust involved in going to an incall, which is basically a crime scene, and getting undressed. That's about as bad a defensive scenario as you can get, and it's why we have forums like this (to share and use third-party information to enhance our security).

We've been losing some of that "third party" assurance for awhile, since we now have folks who actually run girls on the forum, rather than just customers (check out the bareback and gang-bang subforums, which are now basically pimp-controlled), so we're already flying in a fog nowadays. Coupled with the desperate economic situation, it's pretty dicey, overall.

For my part, I probably wouldn't go to an incall situation until I've personally vetted the provider; initially, I'll do it as an outcall, and set up a location myself. That way I control the location, have all the keys, etc.

O.

I'll have to second you on the Bareback thread, nobody is reviewing anyone, it's just argumentative and when someone puts up a girl, everybody wants the number then nobody calls the girl, then the person who posted it is asking why nobody went to see the girl, so pimp status. I don't hit up escorts a lot since MOST are just cheap streetwalkers that think putting an ad on the net means the pussy is worth more. If I want to meet up with one bad enough I tell them I'll get a room at their sleezy motel and they can walk over to my room.

[SkyWookie]

Nope.

You followed the plan exactly: listening to your instincts, didn't get yourself boxed in by "instructions", and understanding that no pussy, no matter how velvet-lined, is worth ignoring your instincts.

Desperation creates opportunities for mongering, but TOO much desperation makes it dangerous. Think about the enormous amount of trust involved in going to an incall, which is basically a crime scene, and getting undressed. That's about as bad a defensive scenario as you can get, and it's why we have forums like this (to share and use third-party information to enhance our security).

We've been losing some of that "third party" assurance for awhile, since we now have folks who actually run girls on the forum, rather than just customers (check out the bareback and gang-bang subforums, which are now basically pimp-controlled), so we're already flying in a fog nowadays. Coupled with the desperate economic situation, it's pretty dicey, overall.

For my part, I probably wouldn't go to an incall situation until I've personally vetted the provider; initially, I'll do it as an outcall, and set up a location myself. That way I control the location, have all the keys, etc.

O.

Easy way to fix that situation, spend a few extra bucks, going to a girls room can put you in a bad spot, its easy enough if the girl isn't a flake and going to back out, for you to get a room at her motel. Most are 40 dollar a night rat holes. Most of these girls will walk a few rooms down to make money, and if they won't then they were scamming you anways.

[Sgt Soros]

I gave this one a go today:

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...anta/53461243/

First thing I noticed was this number had been used by a few other escorts, including Miss Perfection who's been reviewed here. I poked anyway. Communication was strange. She kept repeating herself, asking me if I was a cop, then 3 messages later asking me if I was a cop again, as though she couldn't follow a text conversation across a 15 minute time span. This put me on alert, but I played along. So she shot me the address and I went over, only really half expecting to go through with it.

When I arrived at the dumpy motel, I shot her a text telling her I arrived. She replied with the room # and told me to park by the stairs in front of the room. Well no, I don't do that, lady. I told her I already parked and she gave me the ". " ellipses and instructed me to come on then. I actually hadn't parked, so I wound my vehicle around back and waited a min or 2. There was a big black SUV out front with people in it. This was too many flags for me, so I told her via text that I had to go, sorry charlie.

Not long after that, a couple dudes got out of the SUV and knocked and entered the room next to the room she gave me. She then texted me that if I change my mind, she'll give me the "real room number".

I don't know. Too much fucked up stuff for me, so I bailed. Any monger with more sense of adventure than I try this one out?

Wow, thank your main head for taking control from your other head.

[Ozymandias]

I don't know. Too much fucked up stuff for me, so I bailed. Any monger with more sense of adventure than I try this one out?

Nope.

You followed the plan exactly: listening to your instincts, didn't get yourself boxed in by "instructions", and understanding that no pussy, no matter how velvet-lined, is worth ignoring your instincts.

Desperation creates opportunities for mongering, but TOO much desperation makes it dangerous. Think about the enormous amount of trust involved in going to an incall, which is basically a crime scene, and getting undressed. That's about as bad a defensive scenario as you can get, and it's why we have forums like this (to share and use third-party information to enhance our security).

We've been losing some of that "third party" assurance for awhile, since we now have folks who actually run girls on the forum, rather than just customers (check out the bareback and gang-bang subforums, which are now basically pimp-controlled), so we're already flying in a fog nowadays. Coupled with the desperate economic situation, it's pretty dicey, overall.

For my part, I probably wouldn't go to an incall situation until I've personally vetted the provider; initially, I'll do it as an outcall, and set up a location myself. That way I control the location, have all the keys, etc.

O.

[MrSwollDick]

So when you say that you busted in her pussy you was wearing a rubber or no? Does she do BB? Her ad states otherwise but you know how these hoes be for a little extra tip.

Her menu is open-minded so money speaks. You can negotiate with her. She's a liar and fraud so becareful if you see her.