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**MrSwollDick** · 08-23-20 09:05

Originally Posted by PunkedLife [View Original Post]

So when you say that you busted in her pussy you was wearing a rubber or no? Does she do BB? Her ad states otherwise but you know how these hoes be for a little extra tip.

Her menu is open-minded so money speaks. You can negotiate with her. She's a liar and fraud so becareful if you see her.

**Bigsqueeze** · 08-23-20 08:50

Originally Posted by Niteluvr [View Original Post]

Is this Lisa a very short woman? If so, saw her there as well.

Yep, I'd call her short, maybe 5'1"-5'3". The other one there is (was) Amy. Never laid eyes on Amy.

**TMeister** · 08-23-20 01:41

Originally Posted by Isodt [View Original Post]

Can't get a response via text. Anyone having any luck?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...anta/51377126/#.

It took me two days of texting but she finally got back to me.

Saw her for a hh session at her hotel in Vinings. Her ad photos are very accurate.

Face is OK but her body is sexy thin (not junkie thin) with implanted mammies that are fun to suck on. I opted for oral only and her BBBJ skills are quite good. She wouldn't do a CIM finish but let me splash my load on her face and tits. She seems slightly squeamish when the hot nut butter starts hitting her face but I guess a porn style facial is something you only get with the 500 per hour traveling girls?

She offers BBFS with a creampie finish for an extra tip so I will have to get me some of that.

**Member #6047** · 08-22-20 21:40

I gave this one a go today:

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...anta/53461243/

First thing I noticed was this number had been used by a few other escorts, including Miss Perfection who's been reviewed here. I poked anyway. Communication was strange. She kept repeating herself, asking me if I was a cop, then 3 messages later asking me if I was a cop again, as though she couldn't follow a text conversation across a 15 minute time span. This put me on alert, but I played along. So she shot me the address and I went over, only really half expecting to go through with it.

When I arrived at the dumpy motel, I shot her a text telling her I arrived. She replied with the room # and told me to park by the stairs in front of the room. Well no, I don't do that, lady. I told her I already parked and she gave me the ". " ellipses and instructed me to come on then. I actually hadn't parked, so I wound my vehicle around back and waited a min or 2. There was a big black SUV out front with people in it. This was too many flags for me, so I told her via text that I had to go, sorry charlie.

Not long after that, a couple dudes got out of the SUV and knocked and entered the room next to the room she gave me. She then texted me that if I change my mind, she'll give me the "real room number".

I don't know. Too much fucked up stuff for me, so I bailed. Any monger with more sense of adventure than I try this one out?

**SkyWookie** · 08-22-20 21:10

Originally Posted by PunkedLife [View Original Post]

So when you say that you busted in her pussy you was wearing a rubber or no? Does she do BB? Her ad states otherwise but you know how these hoes be for a little extra tip.

I love to bust it in their eye, I've been lucky with aim and done it 3 different times, they have red eye for a week, pisses them off but I enjoy the hell out of it.

**PunkedLife** · 08-22-20 19:45

Originally Posted by MrSwollDick [View Original Post]

OK, got a lead on a young, tall, Latina, with a puggy belly, long legs and long black hair. Breasts are small. Got the 411 from my fellow hobbyist and gave her a call.

Set it up and headed down to Morrow from Marietta. Got there pretty fast and parked in her apt. Complex. Plan was to get a room with with the donation. (Keep that part on Mind).

ADVENTURE Part 1.

Called I was there, she was walking to me. Next thing I hear is the ghetto yelling and cussing and there is Miranda in argument with a fat chunky blonde chick carrying her bags etc. I am like WTF??

I mean yelling and cussing, loud!! Miranda sees me and heads back to her apt. I am thinking about that song from the 80's band the Clash "Should I stay, or should I go" LOL Hell, NOOOO!! I am having some fun and joining the fray!! LOL move my car in front of her apt. Where Fat chick is now sitting on the stairs and staring at me. LOL Miranda calls tells me that's her ex and she's fighting with her to not go with me. I tell Miranda her ex is sitting on her stairs looking crazy at me LOL. I tell Miranda to go out the back and sneak to the edge of the building. My car is tight there doors open. She says OK!!

Fat girl yells at me with her educated Grammer, "Who You Be"? I respond with same educated Grammer LOL "Who You Be" and start laughing. Fat girl didn't think it was funny, but I did LOL.

Next thing, here come Miranda running to the car, fat girl jumps up. I take off and fat girl is flipping us off and yelling in the street LOL.

ADVENTURE Part 2.

We go to a decent motel, Use the donation to pay for the room. Will kick her what's left and a tip if service is good. We talk and I quickly realize girl is very immature, young but needs some growing up! We get down to business long legs, tall, pretty face and that long hair is beautiful. But, her stomach kinda crushes it a little you can tell she was fine ASF!! Any way we start off kissing and she gets passionate. Then on to Datu where she goes crazy and nuts, wrapping those legs around my head. The pussy had no ordor you can smell the soap. No order. Next was me on top going slow and fast. Decide to see how flexible she is and pushed those legs back and pounded that pussy. She is a little loud but I didn't care. Then doggy back to Mish just fucking and taking my time. Finally decided to bust in that pussy. She let out a squeak LOL. She laid there with me for 5 min then jumped up. We talked and then it was the question!! "Can I use the room, since you paid for it?" At first I was like I don't know, my name is on it. And She said ok, no problem. My first mistake! Feeling bad and thinking I could come back in the morning and work out another deal to fuck her again on the cheap. I folded and said no BS just you right? She said I would not do anything to the room cool. Gave her the key. SIMP!! LOL I left service was outstanding!!

ADVENTURE Part 3 The CON!!

Early morning, I get a text from Miranda, "Hey, can I use your card to add another day to the room. I'll pay you back. The front desk will let me charge it".

I am like WTF, texted her back, it's 5 am. NO, and the front desk needs me there so they will not let you charge my card!! I'll see you in the later in the morning. I wake up at 7: am. This ***** texted back "Hey I charged your card, but I don't have any of so they did it and I can pay you back. I have three plays lined up!! I am like OH, Hell NO! She gets popped that's my name on that room and I got cops coming to see me. I called to the front desk and sure as hell, they let that ***** charge my card! I told them you can't do that. I've been in corporate and traveled enough to know. Manager apologizes said the lady said she was your wife and your at work. Told her NO, reverse and kick her ass out of that room. I called her and told her, I said NO! And you still did it anyway, I could hear another girl in the background.

Baby, I have the money to give you and I have three plays lined. Girl I said NO, She gets mad, what about my plays?? I tell her *****, You get popped and the cops come see me and charge me!! Pimping etc. She says Again, But, my plays, I have three plays!! Told her you better get your ass out of my room. They're coming to kick you out!! Sure enough the manager knocks on the door and starts yelling for them to get our or cops coming. She really mad now LOL The cops are coming I have to go!! Good get your ass out of there!

This ***** didn't care about me or what goes down for the person on the room. My dumb ass fault!!

I almost went down there to, but the manger called me right after and said he threw them out. The girl and another girl. Told him to credit my card too. Which they did. SMDH.

https://escortfish.ch/ad/view/its-al...t-you/31902255

Fun Fun Fun Adventure!! Learned my lesson!

Happy Hunting.

So when you say that you busted in her pussy you was wearing a rubber or no? Does she do BB? Her ad states otherwise but you know how these hoes be for a little extra tip.

**PunkedLife** · 08-22-20 19:22

Originally Posted by Grouchyoldman [View Original Post]

Against my better judgment I had lilly come see me tonigh for a half-hour got a rushed covered BJ and a hand job and she doesn't look nearly as good as her pictures. Upsells for anything More. Oh well got that out of my.

Care to share a link so we know exactly who you are speaking of? The Hispanic one that's been mentioned here before? Or someone else? I'm asking because I was considering giving her a try. Also what's the damage?

https://aypapi.com.listcrawler.eu/po...anta/52710460/

**Niteluvr** · 08-22-20 16:21

Originally Posted by SkyWookie [View Original Post]

I've heard Macon, Columbus, and Augusta have girls at some spa's that are asian but not Chinese or korean, only thing is unless I was already going to be in the area, just can't see it being worth the drive.

Macon has Thai ladies at Four Seasons Sauna on Arkwright Rd. I stop in about once a year on my way down south. Never seen other than Koreans in Augusta or Columbus.

**Also3030** · 08-22-20 15:41

Looking to dream about Autumn tonight. It's not my first dream about her but I have read some not so good reviews on her lately. Anyone else dream about her lately and let me know if it's a nightmare or wet dream? Before it's always been a good dream. Thanks.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...088/4708517605

**Niteluvr** · 08-22-20 12:37

Originally Posted by Bigsqueeze [View Original Post]

Lisa, who claims Vietnam as home, as of a few months ago (pre-Covid), was working in Sunflower spa in Macon. For me, the place was no haggle, in and out for 160 total, all the standard perks of the spa. She was 50 ish, attractive, nice natural, sensitive rack. Everything was nude after the ts. Saw her about 4 times before the virus hit and haven't felt comfortable enough to make it back.

BS.

Is this Lisa a very short woman? If so, saw her there as well.

**SkyWookie** · 08-22-20 10:40

Originally Posted by Bigsqueeze [View Original Post]

Lisa, who claims Vietnam as home, as of a few months ago (pre-Covid), was working in Sunflower spa in Macon. For me, the place was no haggle, in and out for 160 total, all the standard perks of the spa. She was 50 ish, attractive, nice natural, sensitive rack. Everything was nude after the ts. Saw her about 4 times before the virus hit and haven't felt comfortable enough to make it back.

BS.

I've heard Macon, Columbus, and Augusta have girls at some spa's that are asian but not Chinese or korean, only thing is unless I was already going to be in the area, just can't see it being worth the drive.

**SkyWookie** · 08-22-20 10:38

Originally Posted by MrHobbyist [View Original Post]

A stallion is a male horse. It has a cock. I'm always going to skip by the "Stallions" no matter what UD says.

The Urban dictionary is nothing more than definitions regular people create and submit, they then approve it and it's there. If your a woman advertising and you call yourself a stallion what you are really saying is "I have a big penis".

Anyone who spent a day in public school knows that is what stallion means as well. It's ignorant for a provider to compose her ads based on the "urban dictionary" compared to the English language. I've submitted words with crazy definitions myself over the years to the UD and they are now "official" UD word.

**Sneeker** · 08-22-20 09:49

https://cdn.escortfish.ch/images/9bvcEN.jpg

Hey guys had anyone seen this one before, goes by Cake or Cakez. ?

Thanks.

**Bigsqueeze** · 08-22-20 08:47

Originally Posted by TMeister [View Original Post]

I have NEVER seen a Vietnamese or Japanese escort in the USA. Not sure why this is, but I'm guessing it has something to do with bringing shame to the family or something along those lines.

I would say over 75% of all Asian escorts in America are Korean. Koreans have also dominated the spa business for decades.

Lisa, who claims Vietnam as home, as of a few months ago (pre-Covid), was working in Sunflower spa in Macon. For me, the place was no haggle, in and out for 160 total, all the standard perks of the spa. She was 50 ish, attractive, nice natural, sensitive rack. Everything was nude after the ts. Saw her about 4 times before the virus hit and haven't felt comfortable enough to make it back.

BS.

**MrHobbyist** · 08-22-20 08:43

Originally Posted by HebeHorny [View Original Post]

Well said, MrSD. As a pigmentally-challenged monger I often find myself not entirely clear as to what a First Amendment Freedom Fighter is offering to provide. When that happens, my first stop is http:\\www.urbandictionary.com.

Thanks to that resource I can not only avoid embarrassment, I can also carry on June Cleaver's legacy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrZlWw8Di10 .

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/atta...1&d=1598016874

A stallion is a male horse. It has a cock. I'm always going to skip by the "Stallions" no matter what UD says.