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[TMeister]

OK, got a lead on a young, tall, Latina, with a puggy belly, long legs and long black hair. Breasts are small. Got the 411 from my fellow hobbyist and gave her a call.

ADVENTURE Part 3 The CON!!

Early morning, I get a text from Miranda, "Hey, can I use your card to add another day to the room. I'll pay you back. The front desk will let me charge it".

This ***** didn't care about me or what goes down for the person on the room. My dumb ass fault

Sounds like you tolerated way too much drama for a pudgy Latina with a big ole belly.

Just like my Grandpappy used to say to me as a kid: "A simp and his money are soon parted".

[BigMoney21]

Hey your macho take no shit and never over pay these maggot ass ho's resonance greatly in mind. You kinda lost me after you started paying $80 after posting numerous of times about not paying these sorry ho's more than $60 bones. So tell me what made you bite the bullet?

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I didn't have much fun with this chic last week Thursday. First saw this chic on the Seeking Arrangements Sugar daddy site sometime last year. We messaged for a while until she told me that she was a model and wanted to sell me her pics for $300. LOL. Keep dreaming! Never will that happen. Well, like a month later to my surprise, I saw her posting on Listcrawler. LOL.

I text her for her rates then and she wanted like $200-$300 to do anything. LOL. You will do nothing with me at those rates, lady. I saw her posting every now and then on Listcrawler, I guess when she was in town, but never proceeded with a date. This time I saw her posting $80 qv, so I thought I'd give her a shot. Little did I know, I should have shot right pass her. LOL.

I text her for her address and she gave me the address to a 3 star hotel on Vagina Avenue. I thought it was the regular hotel that every Listcrawler chic is in, but this one was not. It was one of the better hotels on that road. I was already in the area and text her that I was 5 minutes away. She text me back telling me to bring her a red bull and a condom. Fuck no! You ain't marking my ass.

I told her that all I had was the $80 for the qv and she text me back a minute later with, "Come on, then". You better! I don't buy anything for any of these chic's. Got to her hotel some 3 minutes later and text her for the room number. She text me the room number right away and I packed 2 slabs into my sock and headed into her hotel.

[KimJungHung]

This form has showed me how to weed out fakes and I thank you older vets.

So here's another ebony bombshell.

Her pics are real but she's a few months pregnant. The baby bump can still be mistaken for a full stomach. She her cat had a slight smell as well.

Now those are all her cons.

Everything else is above average. She gives eye contract like you're making love and is a yeller. Her light colored eyes will lock with yours so mish is strongly suggested.

Her looks and performance are 9/10 she just needs to shower before her dates. Her you mongers go.

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[Sneeker]

OK, got a lead on a young, tall, Latina, with a puggy belly, long legs and long black hair. Breasts are small. Got the 411 from my fellow hobbyist and gave her a call.

Set it up and headed down to Morrow from Marietta. Got there pretty fast and parked in her apt. Complex. Plan was to get a room with with the donation. (Keep that part on Mind).

ADVENTURE Part 1.

Called I was there, she was walking to me. Next thing I hear is the ghetto yelling and cussing and there is Miranda in argument with a fat chunky blonde chick carrying her bags etc. I am like WTF??

I mean yelling and cussing, loud!! Miranda sees me and heads back to her apt. I am thinking about that song from the 80's band the Clash "Should I stay, or should I go" LOL Hell, NOOOO!! I am having some fun and joining the fray!! LOL move my car in front of her apt. Where Fat chick is now sitting on the stairs and staring at me. LOL Miranda calls tells me that's her ex and she's fighting with her to not go with me. I tell Miranda her ex is sitting on her stairs looking crazy at me LOL. I tell Miranda to go out the back and sneak to the edge of the building. My car is tight there doors open. She says OK!!

Fat girl yells at me with her educated Grammer, "Who You Be"? I respond with same educated Grammer LOL "Who You Be" and start laughing. Fat girl didn't think it was funny, but I did LOL.

Next thing, here come Miranda running to the car, fat girl jumps up. I take off and fat girl is flipping us off and yelling in the street LOL.

ADVENTURE Part 2.

Dude, what were you thinking, none the less, lessons were learned.

Sh $t was funny tho, a you should've knocked the fat itch off. LOL.

[MrSwollDick]

It's a simple lack of education and diction. Stallion sounds powerful; mare sounds weak (even if they knew the difference).

Both of you got it WRONG!! If your in the game, you should do your research of the life and culture. What these girls listen too in terms of music. A lot of these girls use Stallion due to the success of the female rapper Meghan The Stallion!! She's the hottest thing out right now and her rap hits. List to the one with Cardio B it's about fucking and using their pussy as power to get what they want!! Sound familiar?

[Niteluvr]

For some reason black women will refer to themselves as a stallion.

Maybe it's just lack of familiarity with horses. I grew up around horses, and every girl I knew growing up had one, but thinking on it I don't remember seeing a black woman riding a horse pretty much *ever*. It's just one of those things like skiing, I guess? Whypopo stuff

But I was suspicious too when I first saw "stallion" in an escort's ad, like is that code? But it's truly just a failure of diction.

("Mare" would be the correct term, for the non-horse folks among us.).

O.

It's a simple lack of education and diction. Stallion sounds powerful; mare sounds weak (even if they knew the difference).

[MrSwollDick]

OK, got a lead on a young, tall, Latina, with a puggy belly, long legs and long black hair. Breasts are small. Got the 411 from my fellow hobbyist and gave her a call.

Set it up and headed down to Morrow from Marietta. Got there pretty fast and parked in her apt. Complex. Plan was to get a room with with the donation. (Keep that part on Mind).

ADVENTURE Part 1.

Called I was there, she was walking to me. Next thing I hear is the ghetto yelling and cussing and there is Miranda in argument with a fat chunky blonde chick carrying her bags etc. I am like WTF??

I mean yelling and cussing, loud!! Miranda sees me and heads back to her apt. I am thinking about that song from the 80's band the Clash "Should I stay, or should I go" LOL Hell, NOOOO!! I am having some fun and joining the fray!! LOL move my car in front of her apt. Where Fat chick is now sitting on the stairs and staring at me. LOL Miranda calls tells me that's her ex and she's fighting with her to not go with me. I tell Miranda her ex is sitting on her stairs looking crazy at me LOL. I tell Miranda to go out the back and sneak to the edge of the building. My car is tight there doors open. She says OK!!

Fat girl yells at me with her educated Grammer, "Who You Be"? I respond with same educated Grammer LOL "Who You Be" and start laughing. Fat girl didn't think it was funny, but I did LOL.

Next thing, here come Miranda running to the car, fat girl jumps up. I take off and fat girl is flipping us off and yelling in the street LOL.

ADVENTURE Part 2.

We go to a decent motel, Use the donation to pay for the room. Will kick her what's left and a tip if service is good. We talk and I quickly realize girl is very immature, young but needs some growing up! We get down to business long legs, tall, pretty face and that long hair is beautiful. But, her stomach kinda crushes it a little you can tell she was fine ASF!! Any way we start off kissing and she gets passionate. Then on to Datu where she goes crazy and nuts, wrapping those legs around my head. The pussy had no ordor you can smell the soap. No order. Next was me on top going slow and fast. Decide to see how flexible she is and pushed those legs back and pounded that pussy. She is a little loud but I didn't care. Then doggy back to Mish just fucking and taking my time. Finally decided to bust in that pussy. She let out a squeak LOL. She laid there with me for 5 min then jumped up. We talked and then it was the question!! "Can I use the room, since you paid for it?" At first I was like I don't know, my name is on it. And She said ok, no problem. My first mistake! Feeling bad and thinking I could come back in the morning and work out another deal to fuck her again on the cheap. I folded and said no BS just you right? She said I would not do anything to the room cool. Gave her the key. SIMP!! LOL I left service was outstanding!!

ADVENTURE Part 3 The CON!!

Early morning, I get a text from Miranda, "Hey, can I use your card to add another day to the room. I'll pay you back. The front desk will let me charge it".

I am like WTF, texted her back, it's 5 am. NO, and the front desk needs me there so they will not let you charge my card!! I'll see you in the later in the morning. I wake up at 7: am. This ***** texted back "Hey I charged your card, but I don't have any of so they did it and I can pay you back. I have three plays lined up!! I am like OH, Hell NO! She gets popped that's my name on that room and I got cops coming to see me. I called to the front desk and sure as hell, they let that ***** charge my card! I told them you can't do that. I've been in corporate and traveled enough to know. Manager apologizes said the lady said she was your wife and your at work. Told her NO, reverse and kick her ass out of that room. I called her and told her, I said NO! And you still did it anyway, I could hear another girl in the background.

Baby, I have the money to give you and I have three plays lined. Girl I said NO, She gets mad, what about my plays?? I tell her *****, You get popped and the cops come see me and charge me!! Pimping etc. She says Again, But, my plays, I have three plays!! Told her you better get your ass out of my room. They're coming to kick you out!! Sure enough the manager knocks on the door and starts yelling for them to get our or cops coming. She really mad now LOL The cops are coming I have to go!! Good get your ass out of there!

This ***** didn't care about me or what goes down for the person on the room. My dumb ass fault!!

I almost went down there to, but the manger called me right after and said he threw them out. The girl and another girl. Told him to credit my card too. Which they did. SMDH.

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Fun Fun Fun Adventure!! Learned my lesson!

Happy Hunting.

[Ozymandias]

Ummm. Stallion usually indicates male.

Just an observation. You may want to verify that Barbie isn't a man.

For some reason black women will refer to themselves as a stallion.

Maybe it's just lack of familiarity with horses. I grew up around horses, and every girl I knew growing up had one, but thinking on it I don't remember seeing a black woman riding a horse pretty much *ever*. It's just one of those things like skiing, I guess? Whypopo stuff

But I was suspicious too when I first saw "stallion" in an escort's ad, like is that code? But it's truly just a failure of diction.

("Mare" would be the correct term, for the non-horse folks among us.).

O.

[Bishop143]

Anyone have a recommendation for in call in the area?

[PlaynAtl]

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I'm going to be in the Atlanta area tonight and I'm thinking about seeing this lady. Has anyone had an experience with her?

Ummm. Stallion usually indicates male.

Just an observation. You may want to verify that Barbie isn't a man.

[Shadxw]

So you say to avoid black dancers for all the problems but then one sentence later you say you've had great dances with black girls.

You sound really confused at the very least.

I like places like Follies because you can sample girls of all races and they all provide different sensations and treats.

Yea follies is great. I told you, you should be more cordial and apologize for being rude for NO reason. You did not, instead you said I sound confused for stating something basic. "black prostitutes in general are not good" does not mean all are bad or any can't be great. If anyone is confused as well, please look up the definition of the word "general". I will not argue with you on this, don't read my posts if you feel they don't add value to your life but don't accuse me of sounding confused when my posts make perfect sense and are written to add maximum benefit to all mongers. If anyone has any specific questions about my experience, they can PM me and I will do my best to help.

[JRoyale5]

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I'm going to be in the Atlanta area tonight and I'm thinking about seeing this lady. Has anyone had an experience with her?

[TMeister]

I get it, let's try put down the new guy right? I'm not a Russian spy, and it's not fake news. I thought I gave enough nuance in my post to make it clear that all girls can give great contact and poor contact. To clarify, the essence of my perspective is that black girls in general come with more problems and so much so that I've found it easier to avoid them. Although I have had phenomenal dances with many black girls

So you say to avoid black dancers for all the problems but then one sentence later you say you've had great dances with black girls.

You sound really confused at the very least.

I like places like Follies because you can sample girls of all races and they all provide different sensations and treats.

[CatchNGo]

She allergic to latex but yet let you fuck her with latex.

LOL.

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I didn't have much fun with this chic last week Thursday. First saw this chic on the Seeking Arrangements Sugar daddy site sometime last year. We messaged for a while until she told me that she was a model and wanted to sell me her pics for $300. LOL. Keep dreaming! Never will that happen. Well, like a month later to my surprise, I saw her posting on Listcrawler. LOL.

I text her for her rates then and she wanted like $200-$300 to do anything. LOL. You will do nothing with me at those rates, lady. I saw her posting every now and then on Listcrawler, I guess when she was in town, but never proceeded with a date. This time I saw her posting $80 qv, so I thought I'd give her a shot. Little did I know, I should have shot right pass her. LOL.

I text her for her address and she gave me the address to a 3 star hotel on Vagina Avenue. I thought it was the regular hotel that every Listcrawler chic is in, but this one was not. It was one of the better hotels on that road. I was already in the area and text her that I was 5 minutes away. She text me back telling me to bring her a red bull and a condom. Fuck no! You ain't marking my ass.

I told her that all I had was the $80 for the qv and she text me back a minute later with, "Come on, then". You better! I don't buy anything for any of these chic's. Got to her hotel some 3 minutes later and text her for the room number. She text me the room number right away and I packed 2 slabs into my sock and headed into her hotel.

All communications were done via text with no asking of any police questions whatsoever. Hmm. That always puts me on high alert. Anyways, I walked into her hotel and was greeted by a locked front entrance. Err. The front door attendant opened his window slide and asked me which room was I going to. Oh boy. I lied to him and gave him a fictitious room number.

He asked me if I didn't have my room key and I told him, "no". He actually let me in and told me that I need it for the next time I came in. OK. Eekk. Why do chic's choose these types of hotels? Which guy is going to give the front desk the actual room number they're going to. Most guys would turn around and leave when confronted with these types of situation.

She's very lucky that guy let me in, because I was just about ready to head back to my car and back to the hiz zouse. Anyways, I got on the elevator and up to her room I went. I knocked on her door and heard a door closing, as well as the toilet bowl flushing. Oh boy. I'm hoping this chic didn't just come from taking a shit. Eekk.

30 seconds after I heard the toilet bowl flushing, the door was popped open by the same chic in the pics standing right infront of it. She told me to come on in and that I did to a neat and clean smoke-free room. That's always nice to see. I closed and locked the door behind me as this chic walked over to the living room mirror to powder her nose. She was doing her face makeup in the mirror. Ok.

She also looked meatier than the 5'5 115 lbs status she gave me via text. Hmm. She stood at a good 5'6 135-139 lbs athletic body. She was wearing a grey pair of cotton shorts with a matching grey cut off bra top. We conversed for a minute as this chic told me that she didn't know that I was going to be there so fast. Ok. I was right down the road, lady.

I eventually handed her the donation to which she counted in front of me and placed into a drawer. She then told me to get comfortable as she continued to beautify herself in the mirror. Oh boy. I stripped all the way down to my boxers, while she decided to start texting on her phone right next to me. Hmm. That type of behavior always puts me on edge.

I'm usually thinking the chic is texting her strong man that the stupid horny trick has arrived. Err. I waited and watched on the bed as this chic was just texting away to her hearts content. She claimed that she was texting her mother about something. Right! After the 2 minute text game, she placed her phone on the table, then walked over to the front door. WTF!

I immediately got off the bed and grabbed my pants off the floor. I'm thinking this bish is about to open the door for her strong man. She saw me get up quickly from off the bed and asked me why am I so nervous. You tell me, lady. You just came from texting God knows who for a good hot minute, now you're headed over to the front door. You tell me who should be worried. Hmm.

She actually walked into the bathroom for something, then came back out some 30 seconds later. She then walked back over to her phone again and started texting away. Gawd, I hate when these chic's engage in this type of behavior. Let's get on with the darn session and stop this incessant texting and walking about the room. Sheesh.

After a good 2 minutes of more texting, she finally put the phone down and went into her drawer to furnish a magnum slab. She pulled her shorts down and off to reveal a nice tight athletic ass and flat baby free tummy. I asked her if she would take off her top too and she said, "Yes". It took her a minute of walking around the room again, before she finally lost the top.

Her breastess's looked pretty nice and she said that they were D cups. I believe her. I'd label the girls as "super nice". They stood up on their own with no stretch marks or sagging anywhere. I sat back on the bed as instructed, while she sat next to me with the slab in hand. I asked her if she would hand me off first, to get things going and she did just that in a retarded way.

She was hand jacking me with 2 fingers only, her index finger and thumb. Smdh. She was yanking on it as if it was a stale piece of chicken. She yanked on it for no more than 2 minutes before handing me the slab and telling me to put it on. That's always nice to hear. I placed the slab on my very limp boner and she gots back to hand yanking again.

I asked her what was wrong with her mouth and she notified me that she was allergic to latex. Bullshit! No suckie suckie. So much for that sloppy toppy nonsense she has placed in her ad. Smdh. This chic doesn't even suck cock. False advertising! While she hand jacked, I tried to massage her breastess'es, but she kept pulling back saying that she was ticklish.

Fuck out of here with that nonsense! 2 minutes into the cock yanking, she told me that I was ready and that I should mount her from the back. Great! I looked down at my very limp boner and just shook my head in disgust. Terrible! She got off the bed and positioned in standing doggie with her right knee on the bed. Ridiculous! I tried to enter her, but it was a no go.

I asked her if she could please put her both knees on the bed and that she did. I tried to enter again, but my boner was too deflated for entry. Gee whiz, I wonder why. She reached under and tried to guide in there, but that too was futile. I just kept trying to jam Old Charlie in there and imagine banging Vanessa Del Rio from the back.

After about 3 good minutes, I started to gain some wood, but she would continuously lower her ass to the bed making it difficult to penetrate. Come on you jackass, you're wasting whatever little bit of wood I have going here. Smdh. I was about to get a full wood after some while, but she wouldn't let me do much of anything. She looked real clean and edible from the back too, but too bad I don't eat.

She was smelling fresh and clean back there, as that was the only thing she had going for her. 5 minutes into the frustrated doggie and her continuously short dicking me by lowering her ass to the bed, I felt it it cumming. I blew a weak ass frustrated load into the slab and kept pounding some 30 seconds more, until I got all of it out. I withdrew and she told me that I could clean up in the bathroom. Thanks a lot ma'am.

This chic was fucking annoying to deal with. No head at all and was half assing around in doggie. I'll pass on this one. I got back out of the bathroom, got dressed, and made a hasty retreat out of there. I said my goodbyes and left never ever to return again. Smh. She's nice eye candy to look and has a nice body, but I could tell that she is very full of herself.

She was beautifying herself in the mirror once again as I was getting dressed to leave. Hmm. If she had a tighter face she could easily be a "9" in looks, but I'll give her an "8. 5" in looks mainly, because of her body. I'll give her "3" in performance though, because of her lousy ass service. Her ad also says, "Cum on my tits", but I doubt highly she let's anyone do that, unless it's for a serious up charge. Smdh. I'll eagerly pass on this chic.

[JMAbacus]

I get it, let's try put down the new guy right? I'm not a Russian spy, and it's not fake news. I thought I gave enough nuance in my post to make it clear that all girls can give great contact and poor contact. To clarify, the essence of my perspective is that black girls in general come with more problems and so much so that I've found it easier to avoid them. Although I have had phenomenal dances with many black girls. As always YMMV right? Maybe they don't like the way I smell, but unless an Admin says I can't I have every right to post my experience, and I really don't think there was anything that was "bot" like in any of my posts so I wouldn't mind an apology from you as well. That kind of attack coming from a well respected user like you makes me look bad for no reason.

For sure, its just the normal YMMV. I only had to comment because I'm white and 61 and have been to Follies maybe 25-30 times. I just always found more bang for the buck with the AA ladies and based on the number of dinner dates I had they were OK with me as well. In all those visits and all those woman I have never, ever, danced a single white woman or Latina. Had a boatload of white women make some really ugly remarks to me when I communicated that I only danced AA woman (small ones). I'm sure there are some good ones but most of the white ladies just didn't appeal to me and also seemed to be into the hard drugs while the AA ladies were fine with the weed and alcohol (of course this in an unfair stereotype). I was looking for OTC so I didn't waste my time or money when my hit ratio was so good (for me). Heck, its just a numbers game. That's why in Chocolate City it never made any sense to look at anything else besides those that did so much for so little and sometimes even threw in a smile and thank you. We have mostly white woman where I live so that is probably part of the reason for the kink and bias.