Massage Parlor Reports

[DatDude007]

Went to my normal spot in Woodbridge today with no intention of having any fun. It must have been my Lucky day because my therapist was being extra erotic during the session. Mind you, I've been to this place a dozen times cause they do good work and never got any indication I could have any fun here. She must have gotten comfortable with me because as she wiped the lotion off she seen my print through the sheets and started laughing. I made it pulse a few times and she pointed at the oil. I shook my head yes and she went to work. No negotiated rate, but I gave the Normal for a NOVA special. I'll go back a few more times and see if I can maybe get more before I give out the name. She has massaged me before and has always been professional. I'll definitely be returning! Happy hunting!

[RockSwithSalt]

They were probably eating tacos then.

Yes it is a popular spot for tacos and I had the same thought, If it was a doughnut shop there would be no doubt.

[Max #01]

Hi all. I just got some news there were some busts? Don't want to cause alarm but a reliable source told me it happened but I can't find any online articles of any events? Also it looks like md spas are closed again?

Folks -- This poster posted the same thing in the PG County AMP thread. He cited an article from 2011.

[Kijimuna]

Nothing in the Fairfax county police blotter for that day and location.

They were probably eating tacos then.

[Gerzoomble]

My experience at K and J has been all over the map since they opened. I actually went the first week they opened and probably monthly since. Each time has been a roll of the dice. Different provider, different services, different fee negotiation strategies and rates. Several times services were performed without the dreaded mood killer "how much you tip me?" YMMV.

I don't recall the exact details, but I remember thinking the price was a little high and the girl wasn't that attractive, though the TS was pretty good, I suppose. It was my first time at an AMP, so I wasn't really sure what to expect. I don't plan on going back at the moment.

[RockSwithSalt]

I saw 3 police cars at K&J on Friday around noon.

Nothing in the Fairfax county police blotter for that day and location.

[Kijimuna]

Unfortunately I do not have many more details. All my source stated was there were busts that involved customers and the ladies. She said they occurred in MD and VA. I did a brief search but found nothing recent, so I was curious if anyone else saw / read / or can provide a link of what happened. Trying to merely inform everyone to be vigilant because I was surprised that would even be on LEOs radar with everything else going on. I Reached out to another person in that world / circle and seeing if they knew anything further as well.

I saw 3 police cars at K&J on Friday around noon.

[Latinalova]

Now I'm going to Tarantino this report and play around with the timeline, telling you the ending first. My return to Deep Blue Spa is doubtful. In order for Frank Brah to become a return customer, I need to either get an amazing massage or find big teddies. Neither are waiting for you at Deep Blue Spa.

This place reeks of cigarette smoke BTW. I wouldn't recommend.

[NovaThings]

Can you give more specifics? Being very vague does not help. You stated a reliable source gave you this info so there must be more detailed info your source had given you.

Unfortunately I do not have many more details. All my source stated was there were busts that involved customers and the ladies. She said they occurred in MD and VA. I did a brief search but found nothing recent, so I was curious if anyone else saw / read / or can provide a link of what happened. Trying to merely inform everyone to be vigilant because I was surprised that would even be on LEOs radar with everything else going on. I Reached out to another person in that world / circle and seeing if they knew anything further as well.

[Frank Digitola]

One day as a kid of about 13, I had a moment of brutal honesty with my dad. We had rented an action movie that was rated are and there was a topless scene about 1/3 of the way through. The chicks teds were in the A-B cup range and I remember exclaiming to my dad "I hope this isn't why this is Rated are. " He asked why. I said "Because her teddies are so small it shouldn't count. " He lols violently. I share this piece of degeneracy from my past because it popped into my head on a recent visit to Deep Blue Spa in Vienna.

Now I'm going to Tarantino this report and play around with the timeline, telling you the ending first. My return to Deep Blue Spa is doubtful. In order for Frank Brah to become a return customer, I need to either get an amazing massage or find big teddies. Neither are waiting for you at Deep Blue Spa.

I was greeted upon entry by a late 40's woman in a spaghetti string top and yoga pants who was about 5'5" to 5'6", was fit with wide-ish hips, and curled hair. She's wearing a mask, but unless her nose and mouth are an absolute disaster, she's probably attractive. She takes me by the hand and leads me to the room. Her teds were prepubescent so I glance down at her butt in hopes of some delightful roam fun, however her ass is flatter than one of my business cards. This lady has zero ass. It's like she has a long back with a hole at the bottom. In my head I imagine she is forced to lay down to take a dump.

She asks if I want a hard massage. I tell her I do. She proceeds to give me a massage that is okay, but never goes stronger than medium. There's plenty of ball, cheek and crack play, a tad bit of ST and I'm flipped. Upon flip, the Sotheby's portion begins. I open negotiations at 4 and she asks for more on the promise of nudity. It is at this moment that I am struck with an epiphany. I remember my militant stance on the are rating from 20 years ago, and so a new rule has been implemented. Why am I going to pay to see a chick naked when her nudity won't even count as nudity to me?

I decline. I tell her I don't want her to do that. She asks me "you don't like me or you're just a nice man?" I go with "Nice man". She caresses my face and says "Aww". I roll my eyes mentally but not literally. She tickle teases my front until it's Boner Time and then I let off violently after a decent tugger. 7 house and 4 to her.

Maple Avenue is 0-2 in this COVID Reopening landscape. When I find myself in Vienna moving forward I'm going to have to move down 495 a bit to get my massage fix, unless you brahs know of a better spot in the area. If chicks who are flatter than your debit card, meh massages, and okay tuggers are your thing, by all means, give Deep Blue a try.

Frankie.

[GlockEm17]

Actually I think it has more to do with Race, Looks, Weight and if she doesn't like what she sees, she passes. Send her your picture, birth year, first name and weight. What do you have to lose?

Well if you had a SO, your picture in the hands of? A pissed off woman that would post it online, a cop sting, setup that doesn't even get you to the fake room number? Umm I can see a whole lot of reasons to not send a picture to one you haven't been to. But if you feel good with it go for it.

[Serpico99]

Hi all. I just got some news there were some busts? Don't want to cause alarm but a reliable source told me it happened but I can't find any online articles of any events? Also it looks like md spas are closed again?

Can you give more specifics? Being very vague does not help. You stated a reliable source gave you this info so there must be more detailed info your source had given you.

[NovaThings]

As others have said, STAY AWAY! She is a scam. Much heavier than her pics indicate. I dreamed of her a while back. Talked about 15 min then the voodoo started with BS breathing. Thought it would get better but just down hill from there. Nothing happened, no completion, stayed clothed, biggest rip off of all my dreams. She has a lot of fake reviews (them) promoting her videos, all the positive ones go along the same line of "I bought her videos and she was the best". All fakes. I can't believe she is still running this scam in the same area for So long. Sorry for the rant.

Yikes, always wanted to take the plunge but was hesitant for some reason. Sucks it happened to you but I wish people would follow these reviews instead of TER and stop paying these outrageous donations.

[NovaThings]

Hi all. I just got some news there were some busts? Don't want to cause alarm but a reliable source told me it happened but I can't find any online articles of any events? Also it looks like md spas are closed again?

[RockSwithSalt]

When an independent provider asks for your drivers license, what do they do with it? I was trying to book with Sharmayne, and because I don't have any references yet, she wants to see my license. What's she going to do with it? If it's just to look me up, then maybe, but I'm not sure I can have somebody storing my personal info. Do all independents ask for references or I'd? Is AMP the only way to be anonymous?

Actually I think it has more to do with Race, Looks, Weight and if she doesn't like what she sees, she passes. Send her your picture, birth year, first name and weight. What do you have to lose?