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[DreamFreez]

If a hired a plumber to fix a leak in my house and he told me my pipes were too big I'd kick him out so damn fast.

So many of these hoes in LA are pathetically lazy its a damn shame.

Private delights is ruining all the girls, some of these guys spending all the stimulus and unemployment money on hoes, like 300 for non GFE, no dfk, Daty or BBBJ, just CFS. I am shocked to see the reviews and prices on that website.

After a taste on easy money, these girls stop posting on HX and have moved completely to PD, they're seeing 12-15 clients a day, who nut in 2 minutes and leave but pay for the Half hour.

Private delights pricing:

Not attractive girl:
Age range 20-30
120/200/300 for gfe
Age range over 30
100/180/240 for gfe

Attractive girls:
Just CFS, no sucking on tits allowed - 120/200/300
Light gfe, no dfk but Daty and bbbj included - 250/400
Gfe: with dfk but no cim or COF - 300/500 or 200/350/600

The reviews on that website:
Skin was so soft, I finished
Moans were so nice, I exploded
The view was so nice, I couldnt hold it in, showered and left

I thought Covid would bring prices down due to lack of customers, but all these guys using all the stimulus payments to nut

People are treating hoes like theyre tinder dates, hope they implement a forum on that website, so people can educate the newbies what to do and what not to do

[ChrisPoontang]

I know exactly what look you're talking about. Bro it had nothing to do with you. She just had no interest in providing good service that day. Some of these chicks just really hate taking dick. I've had that happen a lot and I've learned that if a chick makes an issue of you being big then she's probably going to give bad service and it's better to just walk away. Just a few weeks ago I had a chick tell me "I normally charge extra for someone that big" and I told her I'd leave if that was the case. She changed her tune real quick and took it without complaining. That doesnt always work but if they keep complaining during the session just respectfully end it and tell them its clearly not working and only give them whatever portion of their rate you think is reasonable and go. When it comes to complaining about size that's just a sign of a lazy hoe.

If a hired a plumber to fix a leak in my house and he told me my pipes were too big I'd kick him out so damn fast.

So many of these hoes in LA are pathetically lazy its a damn shame.

[Markssmrk]

She also complained about my size. I'm bigger than average, sure, but definitely not a mandingo, but she was almost like offended when she saw jr, as if I had tricked her and now she had to deal with a bigger than average dick. I'm young and in fairly good shape and don't think I'm hideous, but maybe she just really wasn't into me. Who knows. I've heard other people give her better reviews.

I know exactly what look you're talking about. Bro it had nothing to do with you. She just had no interest in providing good service that day. Some of these chicks just really hate taking dick. I've had that happen a lot and I've learned that if a chick makes an issue of you being big then she's probably going to give bad service and it's better to just walk away. Just a few weeks ago I had a chick tell me "I normally charge extra for someone that big" and I told her I'd leave if that was the case. She changed her tune real quick and took it without complaining. That doesn’t always work but if they keep complaining during the session just respectfully end it and tell them it’s clearly not working and only give them whatever portion of their rate you think is reasonable and go. When it comes to complaining about size that's just a sign of a lazy hoe.

[SevenToSeven]

I saw TinyAriana she's really small had good attitude and let me put my finger in her ass while in doggy I could feel it going in and out with my fingers it was real hot.

[RandoCalrssn]

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LovelyLeahh

Thicc girl with big floppy tits. She was a lot of fun. Good attitude. Went for the face fuck upgrade. Don't think it's worth it because she doesn't want you to touch her hair / wig which kinda means it ain't a face fucking. Either way it was a good bbj. She likes to take control and get herself off. Anyway. I like her tits and she likes having them manhandled so I'll repeat. CFS.

Would love any big tit recommendations and specifically if anyone has feedback on MsTurner.

I saw MsTurner back when she was PaigeTurner (or PaigeTurnah or something like that). She was friendly at first and we had a really nice conversation actually for the first 5-10 minutes, but once activity started she was definitely a clock watcher and wanted to cut every activity short. For example: BBBJ was good but lasted only a few minutes maybe. Then when I DATY after like 30 seconds she said she wanted to fuck, then when I put on the cover and started in missionary she gave me the dreaded "cum for me baby" like 15 minutes into an hour session. She also complained about my size. I'm bigger than average, sure, but definitely not a mandingo, but she was almost like offended when she saw jr, as if I had tricked her and now she had to deal with a bigger than average dick. I'm young and in fairly good shape and don't think I'm hideous, but maybe she just really wasn't into me. Who knows. I've heard other people give her better reviews.

Fair warning though she is an intense drinker. Can likely drink all of us under the table. So maybe she either didn't have enough to drink that day or had too much.

[DannyFknKay]

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LovelyLeahh

Thicc girl with big floppy tits. She was a lot of fun. Good attitude. Went for the face fuck upgrade. Don't think it's worth it because she doesn't want you to touch her hair / wig which kinda means it ain't a face fucking. Either way it was a good bbj. She likes to take control and get herself off. Anyway. I like her tits and she likes having them manhandled so I'll repeat. CFS.

Would love any big tit recommendations and specifically if anyone has feedback on MsTurner.

[HapaBoy86]

Mystee is advertising occasionally on PD in Rancho Cucamonga. Her last ad bump was on June 22nd. She is total pro, that's for sure.

Mystee is a freak in bed and makes you leave happy happy!

[RandoCalrssn]

I've been seeing her many times before with really intense camel slides but didn't have the balls to ask for BBFS. Does she provide BBFS?

I've only ever seen Mystee in a group setting (with her and Alyssa, her and colleen, etc.) so never did BBFS with her, but agree she's also top all time performance material. She's also one of the few providers I've known that could actually correctly insert the female condom. Which is far, FAR superior to a regular condom. Just bought a pack of 12 myself.

[JoesFave]

Alyssa is fantastic, but I must say that after all is said and done, my best memories on HX will have been with Mystee. She was always generous with her time, was totally GFE, and provided some of my best bbfscip sessions. Lots of fun that girl was, and there are times I wish she would return, but I know it would never be the same again.

I've been seeing her many times before with really intense camel slides but didn't have the balls to ask for BBFS. Does she provide BBFS?

[FredFourLess]

Alyssa is fantastic, but I must say that after all is said and done, my best memories on HX will have been with Mystee. She was always generous with her time, was totally GFE, and provided some of my best bbfscip sessions. Lots of fun that girl was, and there are times I wish she would return, but I know it would never be the same again.

Mystee is advertising occasionally on PD in Rancho Cucamonga. Her last ad bump was on June 22nd. She is total pro, that's for sure.

[JackRabbitSlim]

Another vote for AlyssaO711. Been seeing her for years. I've mongered far and wide across the lands and she's still maybe top 3 all time in performance.

Alyssa is fantastic, but I must say that after all is said and done, my best memories on HX will have been with Mystee. She was always generous with her time, was totally GFE, and provided some of my best bbfscip sessions. Lots of fun that girl was, and there are times I wish she would return, but I know it would never be the same again.

[RandoCalrssn]

If you could nominate a girl for the HX Hall of Fame active or retired, who would it be?

Rules:

1. You can only nominate 1 girl.

2. Explain why YOU nominated her (not a review).

3. 5 guys to agree with you? And she's in the fictional HX HoF.

My nomination: Alyssa0711.

This girl never lets me down and she's probably the coolest chick I've met in my time mongering

Another vote for AlyssaO711. Been seeing her for years. I've mongered far and wide across the lands and she's still maybe top 3 all time in performance.

[RandoCalrssn]

Could anyone verify if HX profile below is legit and PM me with details on pricing and service? Happy to share my knowledge on K Girl and Massage scene.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Jennwithlove

What a coincidence, I am also a long time lurker and first time poster.

I've never seen her, but that's only because all intel I have on her from multiple sources is consistently meh: Everyone agrees pix are accurate, she's really hot, she generally has a pleasing attitude and is not a clock watcher. BUT - she gets tired quickly, asks you to finish halfway into the session, no DFK, weak BBBJ game that stays only at the tip. Apparently she enjoys DATY and will O regularly for a lot of guys. Hope that helps.

[SFVsag]

So, lets say someone give you the # and her email and you contact her?

She'll say what is your HX handle and you reply I don't have one she'll say how the F did you get my #? You going to tell her you got it from another monger?

Gurantee you'll get a negative response from which ever email and # you contact her from and will be blist'd.

Or, just join hx so you don't have to ask questions.

Except he wasn't asking for contact info. He only wanted someone to verify if the gal is legit, and maybe share her menu prices.

[Korosu]

So, lets say someone give you the # and her email and you contact her?

She'll say what is your HX handle and you reply I don't have one she'll say how the F did you get my #? You going to tell her you got it from another monger?

Gurantee you'll get a negative response from which ever email and # you contact her from and will be blist'd.

Or, just join hx so you don't have to ask questions.

I did join HX but wanted to get some thoughts and reviews. I'm new to HX so unaware of any ability to read other's reviews. Would love your thoughts if you care to PM me. Thanks!