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[LolHaha2]

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Tried to TOFTT but all these girls reply late, ghost, or stop replying in general. Might have to take a break since I've been getting no response.

[Snowman2]

Doesn't mean it's a customer. Personally, I make I flush it & it goes down.

Side story I was just thinking about: Once this chick wouldn't let me use the bathroom, so I knotted up the end & took it with me. I know gross, but I don't trust these providers.

I was hoping someone would piss me off on the drive home; & I was not disappointed. This Saab cut me off, nearly took my bumper off. Sped up, passed him, & tossed my semen balloon out the window. It was raining so our wipers were on, it got stuck under the wiper. I was laughing my ass off watching the rubber streak back & forth, & knowing he was going to have to pull over to get rid of it.

Always take or flush the condom, you don't want one of these woman coming back to you 9 months later looking for child support. After you left your seeded condom in the trash, she removed it and emptied the bag inside herself to get pregnant.

[RodneyDanger]

I've been trying to connect with her for a little while now but finally got the chance to meet-up.

I picked her up at what she said was her parent's house. She has an incall near where I picked her up but based on sketchy reports, I asked if she had a spot for a car date. She did. We drove there and parked in a secluded location with the lights off. Back seat didn't work out so we transitioned outside. The cold weather and nerves didn't work for FS so she pulled the glove off and switched to oral. She told me I could come in her mouth but nothing was working for me. I thanked her for trying but told her that it wasn't going to happen for me. She was super cool about it all. She said she would let me know when she had a motel room so I could visit under better circumstances.

She goes by 'T' and she has a really cool vibe. I felt very comfortable with her and can't wait to see her when she has a room. She's tallish and has a super cute face and great personality. Can't comment much on the rest of her body due to it being dark and cold. More details after the next visit.

Here is the link to her ad: https://hartford.skipthegames.com/fe...i/271283640554.

Here is an archived link to her ad: http://archive.is/WmTrl.

Arranged to meet up early one morning at her incall location. She asked me if I would bring her a pack of Marlboro Red 100's. Sure, I told her. Grabbed a pack on my way to see her. When I arrived just short of her incall, I texted her to let her know that I was at her incall. Radio silence. She had either passed out due to exhaustion, or passed out due to drugs. Probably a mix of both.

Silly me, I gave her a second chance. Yeah, I know, big mistake. I arranged again to meet her at her incall. When I pulled up to her incall the place looked like it had been vacated and condemned. She met me out front and guided me through the most putrid-smelling house I have ever been in. A blanket was hung in the doorway between the kitchen and the front room, where the owner was probably waiting for her date to be over. She took me to a small room that was swallowed up by a bed. She mentioned that I would probably have to bend her over. I'm guessing she said that because the covers on the bed looked downright nasty. I should have walked out then but Mr. Happy was lonely. After getting undressed, she got on her knees and gave me a dispassionate and hurried BBBJ. When I was hard on enough, on went the cover and she positioned herself on the bed for standing missionary. On the positive side, she is extremely tight. Unfortunately, she made it so damned difficult for me to accomplish coitus that I didn't stay hard long. She had her leg in the most uncomfortable position possible so I wasn't able to get deep enough or maintain any semblance of a rhythm. Seeing Mr. Happy deflated, she restarted the mechanical BBBJ. I stopped her and told her it wasn't happening. I quickly dressed and got out of the house. As I was exiting, some old, haggard looking dude was sitting out in front, smoking a cigarette. T told me that it was the guy remodeling the house. I very nearly asked her, "Who is remodeling him? Looks like he needs it more than the house does. ".

I definitely won't be back. A huge waste of my time and money. I do not recommend seeing this one, unless you can stay hard in the most uncomfortable positions. Her pussy is super tight, so it might be worthwhile for someone to give her a go. She seems more interested in the donation and what she can buy with it when she is done with you.

[RodneyDanger]

Doesn't mean it's a customer. Personally, I make I flush it & it goes down.

Side story I was just thinking about: Once this chick wouldn't let me use the bathroom, so I knotted up the end & took it with me. I know gross, but I don't trust these providers.

I was hoping someone would piss me off on the drive home; & I was not disappointed. This Saab cut me off, nearly took my bumper off. Sped up, passed him, & tossed my semen balloon out the window. It was raining so our wipers were on, it got stuck under the wiper. I was laughing my ass off watching the rubber streak back & forth, & knowing he was going to have to pull over to get rid of it.

Not everyone has a Saab story like this one.

Revenge is a dish best served cold, or in a knotted up, used condom that gets thrown on to someone's windshield.

[DrJohnson]

All of this is true. I have experienced it. Not a HUGE fan of all the bodily fluid, but it is certainly copious if that's you're thing. Nice woman. Very nice. Not awful looking. In good shape. Probably open to just about anything. Got very revved up with me and was going to put me in bareback even though I didn't pay extra. I prefer covered FS, but she was ready to go. I stopped her, and slipped on a cover. Very very sexual. But also crazy. Like nuts. Nice, but super hyper. It was almost too much. I haven't repeated but would consider it. I'm looking for something to bang hard when this lockdown starts easing up. It might be Callie, or a couple of SA girls I haven't called in a while. Not sure.

If Callie wasn't so manic, and I just was choosing based on skills, I would definitely see her.

Ok, so I've seen her twice, both times were good, multiple shots fired by me. And she is essentially down for anything but greek.

She probably squirted 5-6 times.

Her head is so so, she is a bit crazy and she gets Into it so she definitely gets a little crazy / rough.

But she likes sex and if you are cool and let her talk a bit you will certainly get your $ worth.

She will ask for $$ to do bare.

Not my thing, I went merely for the waterworks which I thought was very cool.

[Random3]

Thanks very much to all who provided info on London! It definitely saved me a trip and the unnecessary risk of dreaming about a dark arts "medical veteran". I really miss my old city (much larger) where there were multiple high class but affordable houses with drug free, healthy, well-groomed, beautiful Latina, visiting from DR, Costa Rica, Colombia, etc. Seems like such a thing doesn't exist here, unfortunately.

I'm guessing FL. Tampa, perhaps?

[DrJohnson]

I can confirm that the phone number in the ad is Ariana's number. I saw her on April 25th and had no trouble communicating with her (mostly via text) using that number.

The number is correct and she is spectacular in every possible way.

[FrankLinave]

Thanks very much to all who provided info on London! It definitely saved me a trip and the unnecessary risk of dreaming about a dark arts "medical veteran". I really miss my old city (much larger) where there were multiple high class but affordable houses with drug free, healthy, well-groomed, beautiful Latina, visiting from DR, Costa Rica, Colombia, etc. Seems like such a thing doesn't exist here, unfortunately.

[PutNamAnthony]

Doesn't mean it's a customer. Personally, I make I flush it & it goes down.

Side story I was just thinking about: Once this chick wouldn't let me use the bathroom, so I knotted up the end & took it with me. I know gross, but I don't trust these providers.

I was hoping someone would piss me off on the drive home; & I was not disappointed. This Saab cut me off, nearly took my bumper off. Sped up, passed him, & tossed my semen balloon out the window. It was raining so our wipers were on, it got stuck under the wiper. I was laughing my ass off watching the rubber streak back & forth, & knowing he was going to have to pull over to get rid of it.

That is funny, good idea to take it out of the room. Just in case there is a crime later on.

[SirLoin69]

Not sure about that. There was a used condom in the toilet so some guy slipped it in her tight little twat.

Doesn't mean it's a customer. Personally, I make I flush it & it goes down.

Side story I was just thinking about: Once this chick wouldn't let me use the bathroom, so I knotted up the end & took it with me. I know gross, but I don't trust these providers.

I was hoping someone would piss me off on the drive home; & I was not disappointed. This Saab cut me off, nearly took my bumper off. Sped up, passed him, & tossed my semen balloon out the window. It was raining so our wipers were on, it got stuck under the wiper. I was laughing my ass off watching the rubber streak back & forth, & knowing he was going to have to pull over to get rid of it.

[Big Mac Daddy]

Ben was President?

Not quite, but close!

6th President of Pennsylvania
(this title preceded what we now call governor).
In office October 18,1785 November 5, 1788.

Vice President Charles Biddle.
Peter Muhlenberg
David Redick

Preceded by John Dickinson.
Succeeded by Thomas Mifflin.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Franklin.

BMD.

[Leg Man69]

Benji aka Benjamin Franklin = President on $100 bill. Also sometimes called a Franklin.

Ben was President?

[Boy Wonder 9]

What was the damage?

Benji aka Benjamin Franklin = President on $100 bill. Also sometimes called a Franklin.

[Boy Wonder 9]

I've thought about seeing her but her ad says that she'll refuse FS if you're too big, but you can stick it down her throat.

My guess is that everyone is "too big" so she can charge high prices for a BJ.

That's why I've never seen her.

Kev.

Not sure about that. There was a used condom in the toilet so some guy slipped it in her tight little twat.

[SirLoin69]

Her ad has been circulating for a while finally decided to take a chance. Her pics and description are spot on. I couldn't believe it.

https://hartford.skipthegames.com/fe...i/487395372944

I was waiting in the truck for OK to go in when I see a van pull up and she got out. She went inside and I waited. I texted after 10 minutes no answer was about to leave when in came the room #.

No sign of drugs but she was a little frantic like high on caffeine. She's a chain smoker cigarettes and tobacco all over but the room didn't small bad at all. Dropped my Benji on the table and began with very enthusiastic BBBJ. Condom still in pocket. She was going to town and I asked her to get on top. She kept going harder I asked again still working on it so I sat back and enjoyed. Not the first time this happened. After CIM went to the bathroom and saw a used condom in the toilet. I think she didn't take a ride was because she didn't think there was a cover available. She got on the phone before I left I said goodbye and that was it. Somewhat friendly no where near GFE and when done impersonal. Considering returning for FS because her bod and face are incredible but she didn't really turn me on so I will probably pass.

I've thought about seeing her but her ad says that she'll refuse FS if you're too big, but you can stick it down her throat.

My guess is that everyone is "too big" so she can charge high prices for a BJ.

That's why I've never seen her.

Kev.