Escort Reports

[MDFootLover]

Have a friend that needs some cash for Legal fees. She's hosting in Cecil county. Can give more details / number on pm.

She's late 20's and fun time.

I sent a dm.

[UpYours]

TER is accessible to US visitors again.

No shit! It is back. I was able to log into my account and see all of my previous reviews. Another great tool is back for this hobby. I wonder how much the owner of the site had to pay to get the site back up in the US. Thanks pal for letting us know the site was back.

[Mongerian]

Have a friend that needs some cash for Legal fees. She's hosting in Cecil county. Can give more details / number on pm.

She's late 20's and fun time.

[ShadowBK]

TER is accessible to US visitors again.

[MrMakers]

https://www.eros.com/maryland/baltim...les/468770.htm

Decided to check out Riley based on an earlier report. Had some issues for a couple days aligning schedule, my fault for wonky work hours. Finally arranged a time, then she suggested Columbia after having a conversation on why I only had a break to do something downtown. She then gave me a downtown hotel and sent a message 20 minutes before time saying she was checked in and ready, I responded that I'd be in the area in 5 and she said she was eating lunch. Okay cool. Got a call at appointment time saying she was down in lobby and we met, where I then found out she wasn't checked in at all (wanted to make sure I showed) and took 20 minutes to do so on app, was quite ridiculous and almost had to cancel because of my tight schedule.

Once in the room things got better. True GFE, made out like she was a high school girlfriend. She is slightly older than pics, and very squishy from the stomach down, not toned like some pics suggest. I didn't mind that at all, she looks good. BBBJ was okay, only went down halfway but did good work. Very sensitive clit, got into hand and mouth work down there. On with the cover and good cg, super wet and gooey and felt great. Flipped to mish and she had no problems having legs pinned back and legs on shoulders to take 8" - I did bottom out a couple times and she seemed to actually like that.

More talk and kissing, not sure if round 2 was possible or not, but didn't get to try as her fucking timer went off. Now it was my fault for taking so long with the make out session, but I have a couple problems with this, number 1 being timers and GFE are contradictory, but 2 being she set it 10 or 15 minutes short the hour from when we entered the room (exactly 1 hour before it went off we were still in lobby). Now I don't know if she was shorting time or guessing it'd take that long to shower and get dressed, but either way it put a sour taste in my mouth.

Based on service only I'd have repeated easy, but taking the beginning and end events in account I don't think I will. If I did I'd get pop 1 done immediately, then talk and make out while recharging and make sure I got round 2.

[CodeTalker]

Ventured out and saw Chloee tonight.

https://adultsearch.com/maryland/ann...scorts/1729016

Found her on STG but that site seems to be having issues lately, so linked another site with her pics and correct number. Had some trouble trying to coordinate with her. Tried last night and every time I asked for her location she went silent. Then I would text back, do you want to meet and it was like the first time talking to her again with all the same introductory questions and once I got to where. Silent again. Stupid me did this 4 times before I gave up. After a couple more tries again today, finally got her location and headed out, mostly expecting her to flake. But once I got there after about 10 minutes she called with the room number. There was another girl in the room that she didn't mention but she promptly locked herself in the bathroom and ran a shower and sang to herself. Chloee is a spinner type, very clean and smelled nice. She is the girl in the pics as identified by the tattoo. Covered everything, she was quite mechanical and didn't really put much effort into anything. After CBJ, she had me stand beside the bed and do her standing K9. After a few minutes she asked if I was close and I asked if she could lay on the bed to switch positions. She said no. At that point I started to lose interest because she was a bit of a dead fish. Ended up laying back on the bed and she finished with HJ which took some effort at that point for me. It's a shame, she is an attractive, clean girl. She just wasn't too into it and showed no effort. Maybe a different day for a different person will be different but I will not be repeating.

Damn bro, I thought that girl looked familiar but couldn't place her until just now. I tried to hook up with her a few times when I was stationed down in the Hampton Roads area but she was always super unreliable. I got her address once but she ghosted me when I got there. Shame too, she looks hot as hell. She must have moved up here sometime in the past few months. There are a few reports on her in the Virginia boards, mostly negative. Try searching for "Chloee".

Here's a link to her old ad in VA: https://escortindex.com/ad/virginiab...-3664/1/339467.

[Noobalicious]

... I just saw Bri today. ... The thing about her is get her during working hours and don't give her money up front. She will listen if she hasn't gotten paid yet. And she's just different during the day when boyfriend is at work. When he's with her that's when she does shady stuff. ...

Inside scoop: Bri's boyfriend doesn't work. When one of her dates is about to show up, he gets out of sight and waits until she's done, then heads back in the room. He's not going to bother you, but he's always around somewhere.

Other than that, girls complain about guys not paying upfront then demanding more for their donation than was bargained. Or that they suddenly have less than they said. Or that they leave altogether without paying. Guys complain giving the girl the money upfront leaves no incentive for good performance. Or the girl finds a way to make it a pure ripoff (by "going to get a room" or disappearing into the bathroom & then the room door opens, etc).

No one can trust anyone in this game, and past good experience is no guarantee of future good experience. YM-always-V.

[Prototype]

Ventured out and saw Chloee tonight.

https://adultsearch.com/maryland/ann...scorts/1729016

Found her on STG but that site seems to be having issues lately, so linked another site with her pics and correct number. Had some trouble trying to coordinate with her. Tried last night and every time I asked for her location she went silent. Then I would text back, do you want to meet and it was like the first time talking to her again with all the same introductory questions and once I got to where. Silent again. Stupid me did this 4 times before I gave up. After a couple more tries again today, finally got her location and headed out, mostly expecting her to flake. But once I got there after about 10 minutes she called with the room number. There was another girl in the room that she didn't mention but she promptly locked herself in the bathroom and ran a shower and sang to herself. Chloee is a spinner type, very clean and smelled nice. She is the girl in the pics as identified by the tattoo. Covered everything, she was quite mechanical and didn't really put much effort into anything. After CBJ, she had me stand beside the bed and do her standing K9. After a few minutes she asked if I was close and I asked if she could lay on the bed to switch positions. She said no. At that point I started to lose interest because she was a bit of a dead fish. Ended up laying back on the bed and she finished with HJ which took some effort at that point for me. It's a shame, she is an attractive, clean girl. She just wasn't too into it and showed no effort. Maybe a different day for a different person will be different but I will not be repeating.

[BMax986]

I don't understand why one will defend a provider as if she is their girlfriend.

I don't understand why one will see a provider knowing that they have stole / rob others.

I don't understand why one will see a provider knowing she is totally unreliable.

I don't understand why one will make excuses for a provider's bad attitude / performance.

I don't understand why one will blame themselves for being larger than normal & feels bad because she can't take it all.

I don't understand why one will feel bad because it takes too long to cum.

I don't understand why a stinking pussy is ok because it's just a ph imbalance.

I don't understand why it's ok to pay for a foreign trip but settles for a local tour because she say it hurts or she has no lube.

I don't understand why one Have to feel generous because she has "no change".

I don't understand why one must go through with the deed even if she looks nothing like her pictures & is all marked up & puss oozing.

I don't understand why one will stay if she starts a timer as soon as you walk in.

I don't understand why one still stays knowingly someone is lurking outside or in the bathroom.

I don't understand why one will BB someone knowing she had the last 100 guys' cum still in her pussy that she BB before you (& you paid extra for that?

I don't understand why one would ignore a senior's posting & trust a newbie's instead.

I just don't understand.

Maybe someone can explain?

You've basically posted your List of Rules (or commandments, if you prefer that version). Moon responded to one of my posts with some advice once (as did many others), and it struck me that there should be some kind of list (as in zombieland, if you hadn't gotten that already. I just watched double tap this Christmas). I've interjected, something he said in several posts.

I do want to mention Moon and I have PM'd. I just wanted to make sure he knew the things I said were in good humor. He told me his point of view and priorities. I get it, it's cool. We don't all have to have the same priorities.

But at least 3 things he said in that one response were list worthy. Of course Moon would have to have at #1. She's NOT your girlfriend. But also, don't be a white knight, and don't lend money, but if you do, don't expect to get paid back. (Thanks a lot Polonius).

However, actually compiling and ranking the list was taking too much thought and effort, so I had not yet finished nor posted one. But here it is, live and online, even if we don't all agree on the items on the list or their rankings. If I may, I would possibly consider a new title. "The I Don't Understands" is a bit of an awkward turn of phrase. Maybe just "The Don'ts". Brevity is a virtue after all.

[HeyShooter]

Does anyone have any info on this one by chance?

https://independent.com.listcrawler....more/41732302/

Thanks, Shooter Out.

[HeyShooter]

I don't understand why one will defend a provider as if she is their girlfriend.

I don't understand why one will see a provider knowing that they have stole / rob others.

I don't understand why one will see a provider knowing she is totally unreliable.

I don't understand why one will make excuses for a provider's bad attitude / performance.

I don't understand why one will blame themselves for being larger than normal & feels bad because she can't take it all.

I don't understand why one will feel bad because it takes too long to cum.

I don't understand why a stinking pussy is ok because it's just a ph imbalance.

I don't understand why it's ok to pay for a foreign trip but settles for a local tour because she say it hurts or she has no lube.

I don't understand why one Have to feel generous because she has "no change".

I don't understand why one must go through with the deed even if she looks nothing like her pictures & is all marked up & puss oozing.

I don't understand why one will stay if she starts a timer as soon as you walk in.

I don't understand why one still stays knowingly someone is lurking outside or in the bathroom.

I don't understand why one will BB someone knowing she had the last 100 guys' cum still in her pussy that she BB before you (& you paid extra for that?

I don't understand why one would ignore a senior's posting & trust a newbie's instead.

I just don't understand.

Maybe someone can explain?

Yeah, looks like there are several things you don't understand. It's simple, when we slip and let the little head do the decision making, these are the things that happened. Oh and just because we have an opinion about something or a hypothesis it doesn't mean we think "it's okay". Got to read between the lines sometimes. Hope that helps. Good luck, be safe and enjoy.

Shooter out!

[HeyShooter]

Oh man, I just got back from dreaming about Candy, but I would've liked to try her.

Candy was enjoyable, better than last time I saw her. Maybe she was tired before but she was a little more friendly. She's not very chatty and her photos are clearly altered which I don't understand because she still looks good, just mildly thicker and older. Some of her pics she clearly used a pinch feature to shrink her waist to barbie thin and it shows. I'd put her mid 30's, but she still pulls off that kind of bimbo look (boobs and booty clearly manmade, but I like that). Speaks very little English. DATY, no smell, seemed very clean. She acted like she enjoyed it, but who knows. I enjoy it anyway. Mic skills were on point but she made me bust faster than girl ever has in the past so I made sure to take my time some and enjoyed her going to work 5 minutes or so until I stopped her so I could test that kitty. Cover went on, kitty was tight, tried a couple positions and it was a fight to keep from losing it too quickly. Overall, there's probably better options at her rate (150/ hh) but she's a solid choice who I'd tried before, is clean, and has no indication of med use. Decent time. I'll try Single Mom some time and report back.

I don't get it. Why did you reply to a post about single mom, to report on another provider? It took a minute to figure out you weren't reporting on single mom. Anywhoo, do you have a pic or a link for Candy?

[Prototype]

Figure while I'm here again, I'll add another.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/tabbi-es...ltimore-496341

I've seen Tabbi quite a few times over several years. Searched her name on this forum just now and see there's been some brief chatter about her. First and foremost, you have to have a lot of patience with her, a lot. She is flaky and quirky but when the stars align and all goes well eventually, she is pretty great. Once you actually get in the door and her in the bed, she will go above and beyond to make sure you are pleased. BBBJ, CFS, DFK, etc. Only things she doesn't allow is FIV simply because she doesn't like it and Greek for obvious reasons. Unless she just got to the place she is staying, it's always quite a mess. But she is a spinner. Small, tight body with a nice ass to grab onto, can take any pounding you can dish out and she will do whatever it takes to make sure you leave satisfied. Remember. Patience with this one and you will be rewarded. If patience is not your thing, I strongly suggest going elsewhere.

[Prototype]

Been a while since I've post anything here but I seem to be one of the lucky ones that had a good experience with Nicole / Maggie. I messaged her as I was at dinner with friends right around the corner and didn't quite feel like going home yet. She replied with address and donation and I was there within 10 minutes. She had to come to the front door to let me in since you needed a key card even to get into the front door. She took a little time before she came down, I gave her several minutes before I walked over to the door and still waited a little while for her to come out. She described what she was wearing and I said I was at the door. But I was standing to the side. I started to walk up to the door but another guy was in front of me. I saw her go up to that guy and ask him if he was waiting for her. Haha, the look on the young guy's face from an attractive young girl asking him if he was waiting for her was priceless. I, several steps behind, called out her name so she knew it was me. A bit awkward but I thought it was funny. When I saw her a few months ago, she was super attractive and her skin was smooth and soft. In the room, it was a bit strange because there was nothing in the room. No clothes, no toiletries, no bags, nothing. She undressed and she started with a BBBJ which was not great but was getting the job done. She was ready to switch it up quite quickly but I told her to continue which she did. A few minutes later she said are you ready and I asked do you have a condom. She said no but that's ok. I asked, what do you mean ok? As has been commented on the other site, she let's guy BBFS. Nope for me. Instant timber from me. So that was maybe not an entirely good experience. I told her I wasn't going to do that. She asked what did I want to do about it so I had her lay on her back as I straddled her and facefucked her. She is young, attractive, with a tight body. Hearing the other stories, sounds like she can be a nightmare to meet up with. I must have gotten her on a good day. If you are not into BBFS, then byoc.

I saw her about a month back and had an all around shit time. She was quick to respond and directed me to some shitty trailer park up in Abingdon. She was late (though that's about par for the course with these girls) and also wanted me to go to the corner store and grab her a lotto ticket (LOL no). She finally tells me to come up so I go knock on the door and she lets me in. There's some other girl chilling on the couch and about 20 fucking cats running around inside. Place smells like one giant litter box. I should have immediately turned around and left, but it was late and she was the only girl to respond out of about five I had tried so I decided to just bust a nut fast and then roll out. She takes me to the back bedroom (surprise; it's a fucking mess) and we both get undressed. Before we can get down to business her phone rings and, of course, she answers it. It's some dude she knows calling from jail and they spend like 10 minutes chatting. At this point I'm fuming but we're already naked and I'm like 5 seconds from getting my member wet if she would just get off the damn phone so I just stick with it. I'm either an idiot or extremely horny. Finally she hangs up and lays there like a dead fish while I do the deed. I finish, put my clothes on, and get out of there faster than Jody when the ship pulls back in.

Moral of the story; just say no, bro.

[SimpleThrowAwa]

For those who have been asking, she has EB ad up with new #.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...947/4438503707

Oh man, I just got back from dreaming about Candy, but I would've liked to try her.

Candy was enjoyable, better than last time I saw her. Maybe she was tired before but she was a little more friendly. She's not very chatty and her photos are clearly altered which I don't understand because she still looks good, just mildly thicker and older. Some of her pics she clearly used a pinch feature to shrink her waist to barbie thin and it shows. I'd put her mid 30's, but she still pulls off that kind of bimbo look (boobs and booty clearly manmade, but I like that). Speaks very little English. DATY, no smell, seemed very clean. She acted like she enjoyed it, but who knows. I enjoy it anyway. Mic skills were on point but she made me bust faster than girl ever has in the past so I made sure to take my time some and enjoyed her going to work 5 minutes or so until I stopped her so I could test that kitty. Cover went on, kitty was tight, tried a couple positions and it was a fight to keep from losing it too quickly. Overall, there's probably better options at her rate (150/ hh) but she's a solid choice who I'd tried before, is clean, and has no indication of med use. Decent time. I'll try Single Mom some time and report back.