Massage Parlor Reports

**Aman200** · 04-14-19 14:36

Originally Posted by RWhite [View Original Post]

Yo! I'm going to try that on Jen at breeze and see if that works with her also.

No chance in hell. She's a space cadet. Nice lady but isn't all there. You can get away with quite a bit with her but she will talk about her son and vacations the entire time. I think if you plowed her in the ass she would talk about her trip to Greece the whole time LOL.

**ILoveRedheads** · 04-14-19 13:58

My regular massage girl took a normal job and is only available after 6 pm now which sucks for me because my wife is home then and I can't get away. I need to find a new massage girl. No parlors. I don't trust those and prefer young or at least under 40, skinny, and non cigarette smoker.

**FloppyMcStiffy** · 04-14-19 13:55

New place. Noticed it on my way home Friday, stopped by today to check it out. It's in the plaza across from the Home Depot / Walmart plaza on M59.70 hr /40 for the service.

The good. The massage was actually really good. Very good pressure. Plenty of teasing throughout and a decent finish. No coaching or requesting to be made happy.

The bad. My car said it was 37 degrees when I parked. I think it was 36 degrees inside. My masseuse had her winter coat on when I walked in, I thought maybe she had just got there, turns out it was just fucking freezing in there. The oil. So much oil. When working on my hamstrings, she was starting at my knee and going all the way up to my asshole, with long deep strokes. I was worried that her arm might slide up on accident and she would and up fisting me. The guy in the lobby. Some random asian dude was sitting in the lobby when I walked in. Not sure if it was husband / boyfriend / pimp / trafficker, but I could have done without him being there. Didn't see him when I left. The cops. Whitle lake PD are assholes. Mostly for tickets. I drive through there everyday, couldn't tell you how much money I've donated in speeding tickets. There was one cop across the street and one cop in the parking lot next door when I pulled in. The cop across the street was there when I left, the other car moved about a mile down the street. The lady. Nothing too write home about. I would guess 40's. She had on baggy clothes, so it was hard to asses what was going on underneath.

**HouseOfCards** · 04-14-19 13:29

Originally Posted by MassageMe4 [View Original Post]

Wait until the therapist leaves and pull that f?ck? Are out. Why not? If I was in a room and they stepped out and noticed some odd wiring you best believe I would pull that sh? T out and leave it in the open for them to say something..

Problem is the ceiling is really high. I'm well over 6' tall and I couldn't reach it. It was dark and my phone was in the car, so I couldn't get a good look and, for all I know, the wires were just for the overhead lights. I figure if nothing goes down in the next handful of months, I was mistaken and I'll go back. In the meantime, I'll get some variety.

As an aside, with LE using sneak & peek tactics, it wouldn't surprise me if the smarter places put up their own cameras to keep an eye out.

**BoomBoom74** · 04-14-19 12:21

Originally Posted by RWhite [View Original Post]

Yo! I'm going to try that on Jen at breeze and see if that works with her also.

It doesn't work. She has ADD or something.

**Averily** · 04-14-19 11:47

I get the sense that alot of us don't share as much as we could, keeping the good ones to ourselves. In think it's a symptom of the scarcity we have here. I was looking at my contacts and found my conversations with Mandy of Chinese massage in Holiday plaza. She's probably weighs 90 lb. Nice Bs but very sensitive. She's cute, I'm guessing 28 yo. She demands alot for cash but can negotiate. Don't let the little head rule and bargain hard. If you get to know her she'll do more. No FS but I haven't really tried so who knows.

Unusually for an AMP girl she has been there there over a year. I see her once every couple of months.

**RWhite** · 04-14-19 11:00

Originally Posted by ThrobbinWood [View Original Post]

This is very accurate description of her setup but I do not believe she is carrying much extra weight after the second baby. In fact she looks pretty darn good at this point. If her chattiness is troublesome I suggest you set the stage in the beginning by telling her how much you enjoy silence when getting a massage. Something like "I like to zone out in a meditative state and just listen to my heart beat. " She is very respectful and accommodating so give that a try.

Yo! I'm going to try that on Jen at breeze and see if that works with her also.

**MidMichGeezer** · 04-14-19 10:14

If you suspect a camera is spying on you for whatever reason it is usually easy to prove. Most (not all) cameras have infrared led's in them so they can see in the dark. Take your phone, activate the camera function and use it to look around the room. If there are any infrared led's they will show up on the screen as a bright light. As an example take your phone in camera mode and look at your tv remote and change channels, it should show a light on your screen although you cannot see it with the naked eye.

**MassageMe4** · 04-14-19 08:15

Originally Posted by ShvdSchtick [View Original Post]

I'd love to get in on the nuru game. Looking for suggestions / recommendations.

I've been looking at this one https://archive.fo/aEPRO.

Your move.

**MassageMe4** · 04-14-19 08:04

Originally Posted by HouseOfCards [View Original Post]

Long time, first time.

I've been a regular at Vital for about a year and a half. I was there earlier today for an appt in room 2 and got the usual service. Didn't seem like anything was amiss until I was getting dressed and noticed something glinting in the vented ceiling tile above the massage table. I always leave my phone in the car, so I didn't have any light to shine on it to be certain, but I could definitely see red wires leading to whatever it is. Anyway, if anyone else wants to verify, rock on. I'm going to steer
clear for six months or so, just to make sure it's not LE on the other end of the wires.

I've been meaning to return to Traditional in Wixom, so there's that. Also, based on #13082, seems like Comfoot is loosening up a bit, so I'll l have to give that a try.

Wait until the therapist leaves and pull that f?ck? Are out. Why not? If I was in a room and they stepped out and noticed some odd wiring you best believe I would pull that sh? T out and leave it in the open for them to say something. I would likely ask for my money back and decide to leave instead of stay. There could be more around you that are better hidden. If it turns out to be a mistake, put the wire back and lay back on the table like it ever happened. If you realize it really is a camera they are in more hot water before you are for exposing it. At this point nothing has happened except for you discovered you found a spy breaking the law. You have proof of them breaking a law not the other way around.

**MassageMe4** · 04-14-19 07:55

Originally Posted by FloppyMcStiffy [View Original Post]

Sorry, I don't roll that way.

More for the rest of us.

**FloppyMcStiffy** · 04-14-19 07:53

Originally Posted by DangleMan [View Original Post]

Any milk play?

Sorry, I don't roll that way.

**ShvdSchtick** · 04-13-19 23:31

I'd love to get in on the nuru game. Looking for suggestions / recommendations.

**DangleMan** · 04-13-19 21:39

Originally Posted by MassageMe4 [View Original Post]

That's funny. LOL I was going to come back and post a questions of if there was more than "hands only" potential and "Mr Dangles" took it right to the point since we past that chapter. LOL.

I don't speak often. But when I do, it's for a legit reason LOL.

**HouseOfCards** · 04-13-19 20:44

Long time, first time.

I've been a regular at Vital for about a year and a half. I was there earlier today for an appt in room 2 and got the usual service. Didn't seem like anything was amiss until I was getting dressed and noticed something glinting in the vented ceiling tile above the massage table. I always leave my phone in the car, so I didn't have any light to shine on it to be certain, but I could definitely see red wires leading to whatever it is. Anyway, if anyone else wants to verify, rock on. I'm going to steer clear for six months or so, just to make sure it's not LE on the other end of the wires.

I've been meaning to return to Traditional in Wixom, so there's that. Also, based on #13082, seems like Comfoot is loosening up a bit, so I'll l have to give that a try.