Massage Parlor Reports

**ShvdSchtick** · 04-13-19 23:31

I'd love to get in on the nuru game. Looking for suggestions / recommendations.

**DangleMan** · 04-13-19 21:39

Originally Posted by MassageMe4 [View Original Post]

That's funny. LOL I was going to come back and post a questions of if there was more than "hands only" potential and "Mr Dangles" took it right to the point since we past that chapter. LOL.

I don't speak often. But when I do, it's for a legit reason LOL.

**HouseOfCards** · 04-13-19 20:44

Long time, first time.

I've been a regular at Vital for about a year and a half. I was there earlier today for an appt in room 2 and got the usual service. Didn't seem like anything was amiss until I was getting dressed and noticed something glinting in the vented ceiling tile above the massage table. I always leave my phone in the car, so I didn't have any light to shine on it to be certain, but I could definitely see red wires leading to whatever it is. Anyway, if anyone else wants to verify, rock on. I'm going to steer clear for six months or so, just to make sure it's not LE on the other end of the wires.

I've been meaning to return to Traditional in Wixom, so there's that. Also, based on #13082, seems like Comfoot is loosening up a bit, so I'll l have to give that a try.

**ThrobbinWood** · 04-13-19 19:45

Originally Posted by DutchBoyToy [View Original Post]

She had a baby March 2018, got pregnant again late August 2018. In between, she never shed much of her pregnancy weight. Her normal weight is about 105-110, she gained 40-45 lbs during pregnancy.

Her location is a house converted to office space. The place is far from a dump. Parking is secluded and no nosey neighbor. Foot traffic in and around the building is almost non-existent. Her forte would be cuddling.

She's a talker, a sweet, reserved, "hands only" provider. Needs direction to maintain focus on the task at hand.

This is very accurate description of her setup but I do not believe she is carrying much extra weight after the second baby. In fact she looks pretty darn good at this point. If her chattiness is troublesome I suggest you set the stage in the beginning by telling her how much you enjoy silence when getting a massage. Something like "I like to zone out in a meditative state and just listen to my heart beat. " She is very respectful and accommodating so give that a try.

**MassageMe4** · 04-13-19 15:46

Originally Posted by DangleMan [View Original Post]

Any milk play?

That's funny. LOL I was going to come back and post a questions of if there was more than "hands only" potential and "Mr Dangles" took it right to the point since we past that chapter. LOL.

**MassageMe4** · 04-13-19 15:44

Originally Posted by MichiganDetroi [View Original Post]

Saw this one a month back. It was late at night on a Friday and I suddenly felt like an adventure so I found this chick and she was available, but I had to book a room at a local motel because she only does outcall. She's entirely robotic, boring, and a 3 on a scale of 10. She doesn't rush you at all, but she talks endlessly about how she's asexual and doesn't enjoy fucking because it "hurts". She said she hasn't had sex in over five years. I suggested to her that perhaps she never dated a guy who treated her properly and she argued that no, she was just born asexual. Bad experience won't repeat. Cost $ and didn't tip.

https://detroit.rubratings.com/121274

Wish I would have knew you were going to take that plunge I could have given you a heads up. When I reached out to her back when CL was still up she was a headache then. It sucks when you hear "I don't do this and I don't do that" but then leave you subtle indications more can be had by saying you can roam " a little". It's like the only way to drag chicks like this to a considerable reality is to do things like subtract the room fee from her fee so they can re-evaluate their field.

At least its up here for everyone to see now. Good find.

**DangleMan** · 04-13-19 15:18

Originally Posted by FloppyMcStiffy [View Original Post]

I saw her last Sunday. She had her baby.

Any milk play?

**MichiganDetroi** · 04-13-19 13:23

Saw this one a month back. It was late at night on a Friday and I suddenly felt like an adventure so I found this chick and she was available, but I had to book a room at a local motel because she only does outcall. She's entirely robotic, boring, and a 3 on a scale of 10. She doesn't rush you at all, but she talks endlessly about how she's asexual and doesn't enjoy fucking because it "hurts". She said she hasn't had sex in over five years. I suggested to her that perhaps she never dated a guy who treated her properly and she argued that no, she was just born asexual. Bad experience won't repeat. Cost $ and didn't tip.

https://detroit.rubratings.com/121274

**FloppyMcStiffy** · 04-13-19 12:09

Originally Posted by DutchBoyToy [View Original Post]

Just Google three words as a group: Daisy massage Rochester. First hit is her. Keep in mind she's 1-5 weeks from popping out her baby.

I saw her last Sunday. She had her baby.

**T Long** · 04-13-19 11:54

Originally Posted by NeilYoung999 [View Original Post]

Except her massage isn't really a massage at all. No pressure etc. I wish she actually gave a maggage. I would see her again if she did.

Thanks for the heads up. I've not gotten many massages in my life but I'm quickly finding out how nice they are.

**Jack159** · 04-13-19 11:53

Has anyone being hear recently? Do they offers extras?

**T Long** · 04-13-19 09:50

Originally Posted by RedStar [View Original Post]

I believe you want the Massage Breeze girl. I never seen her but There's a lot of reviews and it sounds like she's exactly what you're looking for.

I looked her up and read a few reviews. To me, she is missing the Asian hot / seductive factor and, frankly, I don't think I could stand the weirdness everyone describes. I've had enough of crazy. Maybe I'm looking for the unicorn that isn't around these parts. The search continues.

**NeilYoung999** · 04-13-19 04:32

Originally Posted by RedStar [View Original Post]

I believe you want the Massage Breeze girl. I never seen her but There's a lot of reviews and it sounds like she's exactly what you're looking for.

Except her massage isn't really a massage at all. No pressure etc. I wish she actually gave a maggage. I would see her again if she did.

**ContinentalMan** · 04-13-19 02:09

Originally Posted by RedStar [View Original Post]

I believe you want the Massage Breeze girl. I never seen her but There's a lot of reviews and it sounds like she's exactly what you're looking for.

Anyone gotten FS from Jen at Saigon since she been back from Vietnam?

**Red Star** · 04-13-19 01:21

Originally Posted by TLong [View Original Post]

Been lurking for a little bit. First time posting. I haven't been doing this very long. I'm recently divorced and was married to a sex crazed whack. Wow, could she deliver. It's one thing to enjoy that every now and then. It's a completely different thing, Being married to it. Yeah yeah yeah. I should have put up with all the other shit. But I couldn't. LOL. Anyhow, I've gone to a few places.

M1 - honestly. Momo is kind of hot and weird at the same time. She is fun, that is fo-sho. I did covered everything. After not being covered for such a long time, being covered sucks. Anyhow, she got the job done. It was blah, but I think I would go back.

Saigon. Went twice before the le issue popped. Read the reviews of Jen so I tried her. That's when I realized I really liked the massage part of this stuff. Maybe I just haven't gotten many massages but that felt good. Again. Went CBJ. It was ok. I'd go back for the massage. I wasn't interested in FS with her. CBJ was blah. A week or so later I tried Tiffany. Hot body. Pretty good massage as well. Asked about FS and she said no. Wasn't about to pay that much for the body slide. Went with the CBJ. It was pretty good and got the job done, but was just not as good as the ex's BBBJ LOL.

Majic. Lady that night was not attractive at all. I just walked out.

Recently tried Acu. Great massage but got rejected for the BJ. Then I read that almost never happens there.

So where can a guy find a hot masseuse that will give a great massage and a fantastic BBBJ and I don't have to really worry about catching something?

Thanks.

I believe you want the Massage Breeze girl. I never seen her but There's a lot of reviews and it sounds like she's exactly what you're looking for.