Massage Parlor Reports

[JamesTChicago]

Called up this place as the ads seemed legit. Instead I was told to go to the 3400 block or Irving park. I've been down that road twice and disappointed both times. I said no to them. Called a place basically across the street. The woman was nasty and didn't speak English. Would not repeat.

Bad couple days for me.

[JamesTChicago]

They have another location in LP now. Anyway, I had been lurking this group for awhile and pulled the trigger for Zena. When I got there, to my surprise it was Naomi from LT, who I had never seen in person, but had also been after. Not the same pics as listed for zena and she didn't know of a zena. Pure bait and switch.

The good. Very petite, which I like and a decent massage. Seemed like she tried. However, so she was very soft spoken and seemed bored.

I'm happy I finally got to see her, but I really wanted to see zena that day and Naomi didn't even know that name and clearly didn't know what the ad offers. I didn't push as it's not her fault or even give her the details, but it was very disappointing overall. I blame the booker.

[Howard987]

Only saw her once but there was an incredible Japanese girl at Spa Yun. She was going by the goofy name of Dunkin. She has a think for DD coffee. She was a 9. 5/10 on the Chicago scale. Esp considering the quality at SY has really gone down. Stopped by the other day and she's gone. Curious if anyone else had the chance to see her and hopefully had the sense, unlike me, to try to keep in contact and find out where she went. Mamasan said she caused too much trouble. I'm sure there was friction between her and the other girls because she just blew them away.

[Another Jagoff]

I chatted with her today. She finds this all amusing. You guys who know her sense of humor. She wish us all happy new year!

The Chinese New Year was today. The reverential animal / object is as per the caption. Don't forget to wish your Asian MT well on the New Year.

[Walker333]

I haven't been involved in the MP scene for a while and I've read good things about Norwood on milwaukee. Any recommendations on who I should see? Menu and rates would be appreciated.

The actual place isn't a MP, it just a cluttered room with a very uncomfortable table. The owner, whoever it is, could even be an old Polish lady who picks up the phone, is trying to cut every dollar of the overhead, so the place sucks. Speaking about providers, the reviews are mixed and mostly are not positive, I concur. YMMV, but for the same money you can get better experience at nicer places.

[JustARub]

Greetings -.

I'm a very active participant of the main ISG boards, but having recently started to travel to the USA more regularly, have been very pleased to find such an active local community.

Thanks to this forum, I had a dream that managed to sneak down to SXL while on a business trip to Chicago. Easy to find thanks to clues here, and having heard about Kelly, was able to request by name. Prices for the hh were higher than I am used to in other cities, but with only a 10 min wait needed to enjoy Kellys service I was pleased to cough up the $. 5.

Kelly is a really cute mid-30's girl with an incredibly tight figure. Bolt on D's and an ass that is tight and firm. Her massage was excellent, and before the flip had me ready to rock. She had noticed that I enjoyed her finger play with my hole, and so she took this to a full Pros massage while manually releasing my tension with her other hand. Her attitude and effort were 10/10 and I would highly recommend her to others. I only took her L1 offer for $. 6 but I know more is on offer from reports here.

All in all. A great first IL experience, and thanks to members for contributing.

[Al Bundy78]

I haven't been involved in the MP scene for a while and I've read good things about Norwood on milwaukee. Any recommendations on who I should see? Menu and rates would be appreciated.

[BenBeck]

I chatted with her today. She finds this all amusing. You guys who know her sense of humor. She wish us all happy new year!

Well if you're in touch with her, then tell her to get her ass back here!! .

Gone, but not forgotten.

BB, out.

[ConfuciusMan]

I chatted with her today. She finds this all amusing. You guys who know her sense of humor. She wish us all happy new year!

[AImldm]

Sounds like you didn't see her. My $. 02 is that this hasn't been my experience at all. She's friendly, pleasant and delivers a nice massage with a few options on the finish. It's been a while, but that does not sound like her MO to me to insult somebody and come off as low class and arrogant. At least that's my experience.

BB, out.

Well I think you probably had a better experience. She might have changed of late as well. As I said earlier, I wanted to know if she was available before sending her my details and also if an I'd would be ok when we met, but she replied with an insult calling me stupid and an idiot. That was shocking because someone in this business should have better customer skills. I still don't recommend her think she is not a very good person.

Anyway the only reason I contacted her is because she is reviewed. If you know any other reviewed provider please do let me know.

Thanks.

[TechGuy20]

Anyone other than the owner been to VIP in streamwood?

I haven't taken the plunge.

I'm also waiting on some intel from our Senior mongers.

I hope this joint turns out to be decent.

[Popcans]

Has anyone seen this massage provider or even gotten a hold of her? I thought she had been discussed, but came up empty on the massage thread search. I've emailed multiple times with no response. https://www.adultlook.com/p/2975452.

Info is up in the Aurora thread.

[SunnyBeaches7]

I'm seeing ads for bite massage. What is that? Edit.. Googled.. It's like cupping but with the mouth.. Aiii

Sounds like a hickey.

[IggyD]

I'm seeing ads for bite massage. What is that? Edit.. Googled.. It's like cupping but with the mouth.. Aiii

[BenBeck]

Malena from Chicago sensual touch has a massive GPS. She is by far the worst provider I have ever contacted. I texted her and got a standard message. I asked if she was available before providing my online presence and she replies back with an insult. She is low class and arrogant given how old she is and is very with bad customer relations. One can guess how bad her service would be. I give her 0 stars and do not recommend her at all.

Sounds like you didn't see her. My $. 02 is that this hasn't been my experience at all. She's friendly, pleasant and delivers a nice massage with a few options on the finish. It's been a while, but that does not sound like her MO to me to insult somebody and come off as low class and arrogant. At least that's my experience.

BB, out.