Massage Parlor Reports

**BenBeck** · 02-03-19 18:47

Originally Posted by AImldm [View Original Post]

Malena from Chicago sensual touch has a massive GPS. She is by far the worst provider I have ever contacted. I texted her and got a standard message. I asked if she was available before providing my online presence and she replies back with an insult. She is low class and arrogant given how old she is and is very with bad customer relations. One can guess how bad her service would be. I give her 0 stars and do not recommend her at all.

Sounds like you didn't see her. My $. 02 is that this hasn't been my experience at all. She's friendly, pleasant and delivers a nice massage with a few options on the finish. It's been a while, but that does not sound like her MO to me to insult somebody and come off as low class and arrogant. At least that's my experience.

BB, out.

**Lokkin4** · 02-03-19 16:56

Pretty sure this is a newer place off Western. Lynda gives one hell of a hard rub. Standard rub and tug.

**Chicago Rocks** · 02-03-19 15:06

I recently returned to this place and it was a totally different experience. www.vidamassage.net.

No pretty ladies in sight. No two handshakes, severely shorted time on a crappy massage. Not sure how they are staying in business.

Stay safe out there.

CR.

Originally Posted by ChicagoRocks [View Original Post]

Tried this place a while ago: http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/49420212.

Its a storefront location, kinda still under construction. 65 was the hour door fee. Penny, short for Penelope, was my MT. She is a young latina spinner. The menu included a handshake for 40 or nude massage with a handshake for 120.120 was more than I was looking to spend, so I went for standard handshake. Still thinking about the nude massage, because she was HOT. She also said there was roaming with the upgrade. There was some light rubbing, with a handshake on the flip. Here's the part that surprised me, after the handshake she flipped back over for more light back rubbing and told me to let her know when I was ready for another handshake! I thought the 2 pops from this cutie was a pretty good deal if you aren't looking for a real massage.

I'm still looking for a place that offers reasonable FS, like the latina apartment on Bryn Mawr used to.

-CR.

**Fit312** · 02-03-19 09:18

Originally Posted by RobertGou2 [View Original Post]

Saw a review on the other site about a white girl in her 20's working at O2. Any truth to this?

They had a brunette Euro type along with a Latina working there a while back.

**AImldm** · 02-03-19 05:48

Malena from Chicago sensual touch has a massive GPS. She is by far the worst provider I have ever contacted. I texted her and got a standard message. I asked if she was available before providing my online presence and she replies back with an insult. She is low class and arrogant given how old she is and is very with bad customer relations. One can guess how bad her service would be. I give her 0 stars and do not recommend her at all.

**Teddy O** · 02-02-19 22:37

I called an made an appointment with Rachel for 30 mins. When I showed up I was not sure if I was at the right place. I had to call and ask if it was the right door. Old lady that greted me was very nice. Table was covered in old different colored towels and a uncover throw pillow, litttle tacky and unhygienic. Didn't know where to put my face because towel covered hole. Was not sure if I should take off my boxers because this place felt legit. Rachel is in her late 40's Latina, petite with little bit of a stomach. She looks like the ugly stripper but stripper non the less.

She started massaging me with lotion that was in a Rubbermaid Tupperware, she was scooping lotion out. She started to masssage boxers so I offered to take them off, she thought this was a good idea. Massage was nothing special. On the flip she asked if I wanted any extras. She said 50 for level one, 8 o for topless level one. I declined topless so she showed me her tits and they were percent so we settled on 60. She said 100 for a Russian but I declined. Her tits where truely spectacular, and she let me finish on them. She was very nice even when we haggled. Her face kind of kills it for me not sure if I'll be back. 40 hhr 60 tip.

**Robert Gou2** · 02-02-19 15:47

Saw a review on the other site about a white girl in her 20's working at O2. Any truth to this?

**BenBeck** · 02-02-19 15:00

Originally Posted by ConfuciusMan [View Original Post]

She had a really great body. I liked her boobs. One time she sucked on her nipples. That really got me going. She had D cup tits but guys would say b or c cup. She and I would talk about how off these reviews were on rubmaps. They also said she was older but she was 26 when I meet her. She was about 100 lbs with nice round butt. Her english was pretty good and intelligent conversation. Also she knew how to take good care of you on the flip.

Yeah, I was slow on the uptake with Mimi and was meaning to visit her for a while, and finally did see her just in time before she said she was about to leave for good. I won't make that mistake again. Some of the reviews were obviously BS, but some of the rave reviews were right on the money. A unicorn has left us.

BB, out.

**ComeRapMe** · 02-02-19 13:02

Anyone other than the owner been to VIP in streamwood?

**ConfuciusMan** · 02-01-19 22:01

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

We all have seen providers leaving forever and. Returning back. In any case, what was so unique and special about Mimi that made her stood up above some others?

She had a really great body. I liked her boobs. One time she sucked on her nipples. That really got me going. She had D cup tits but guys would say b or c cup. She and I would talk about how off these reviews were on rubmaps. They also said she was older but she was 26 when I meet her. She was about 100 lbs with nice round butt. Her english was pretty good and intelligent conversation. Also she knew how to take good care of you on the flip.

**Ron M** · 02-01-19 21:49

Originally Posted by RaccoonJoe [View Original Post]

I completely agree! I'm amazed by the number of providers suffering from GPS in Chicago. Don't waste anytime and move on to the next provider.

I've never seen a provider / massage therapist with GPS. I guess I've been lucky.

**SideTalker** · 02-01-19 16:59

While l2 and l3 are always welcome I am currently looking for a very good l1 provider. Really good tease is what I would be looking for, specifically the ass region. PM if you want.

**RaccoonJoe** · 02-01-19 16:09

Originally Posted by StanleyStankas [View Original Post]

If they even hint at having the gps I am not the least bit interested in spending my hard earned money on some c**t who makes their living on their back! There are girls out there that appreciate the money and the guy not being a bad person. Those girls will get my cash!

I completely agree! I'm amazed by the number of providers suffering from GPS in Chicago. Don't waste anytime and move on to the next provider.

**PrimeTime2430** · 02-01-19 08:56

Hey guys,

I did a quick forum search for Nuru but was just wondering who the best provider is for it. Something authentic, not an inflatable mattress with baby lotion.

All help is appreciated.

**StanleyStankas** · 01-31-19 13:07

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

If she ignores you after 2 attempts, fuck it, there are plenty of available around. Good luck.

If they even hint at having the gps I am not the least bit interested in spending my hard earned money on some c**t who makes their living on their back! There are girls out there that appreciate the money and the guy not being a bad person. Those girls will get my cash!