Massage Parlor Reports

[JustaNon75]

After a long break (on her part and mine) I sent a text to Nalee. In my hiatus I had switched burners and neglected to remember my previous number. After some back and forth I assured her that I had visited many times before. The lesson here is to securely notate your previous numbers.

I arrived at my scheduled time and was warmly greeted. Some smiles, a hug, more small talk and then on to the massage room.

Nalee is, in my opinion, the best massage therapist in the area. She takes her craft very seriously and my advice is to sit back and let her do her work. She'll ask what hurts and then take care of all your aches and pains. I almost enjoy the before the flip as much as after the flip. That's saying a lot.

Clean, comfortable. Thorough, deep, intense. Therapeutic with a touch of sensual. I have visited her 15+ times and will continue, provided she's in country.

Happy hunting.

Justin.

[JustaNon75]

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/cristine...-fairfax-52796

She's a fun, thorough therapist and I've seen her many times. She's easy to contact via text and schedule. Clean room and shower. She is not a clock watcher at all.

Maybe I just click with her. I recommend and will visit her again and again.

As always, YMMV.

Happy Hunting,

Justin.

[SexyD]

Looking for any information on Katie / Kelly / Keri, the cute 40's masseuse that just left Mikos. May have left the area or moved to a new shop in Fairfax or Annandale. Now that she has left I can share with the board that Cindy and Suzi are the owners of Mikos.

[TheOuroboros]

Since my other options were failing, I decided to go to K&J where I haven't been in awhile. I usually end up with Joanne but the last time there, I was with some woman that wasn't all that. Therefore, I have been going to other places. So it has been awhile. I go there and a pretty and a short MILF said come back in 20 minutes. I leave and come back, and get the MILF whose name is Lisa. She's attractive enough so I was pleased with who I got. Someone was in the shower, so she started the massage. I did ask her about the shower during the massage and she said I will get one after. I guess that is ok but I do like to get the shower beforehand. Massage was pretty good and she put good effort into it. After the flip, the negotiations begin and apparently I didn't bring enough for her version of upgrades. So we settled for slightly upgraded NOVA. She takes off her dress or whatever she was wearing but leaves her panties on her and starts doing her thing. I then ask if she can take off her panties and this is when things go bat shit crazy. After I ask (friendly and gently of course), she says "oh, you want things to go faster, huh. We can make things go faster. " It was just a bad vibe. I told her why you being mean and you can slow down but she goes "nah, it's too late, we go fast now". It was such an odd interaction and never had that type of thing happen. I did like some of the girls there, but I probably won't be back for awhile. She was trying to be nice at the end by bullshitting but it was too late. Just FYI for everybody.

Some providers just lack both the technical skill and social skills involved with making a meaningful ST. It's always about the dough but some providers have enough talent and charisma to make the most of the moment. To make it feel authentic and less mechanical. Those are the providers worth revisiting and sadly it does seem there are less of them and more of this wallet snatching shake-weights that want you to blow as fast as possible so they can move onto the next transaction in the assembly line of their day to day. That kills the experience for me and frankly our only defense is to end our patrionage and hope it sends the message. It also helps to voice these concerns by finding the head honcho. Most AMPs have one. Let them know your experience sucked and you won't be returning. Or conversely, explain to them in this case that their service is nowhere near the level of Joanne and that if you return at all it will be only to see her or until the current batch follows her legacy. Rotations are common and owners know when their current girls aren't driving business they go back to the drawing boards and bring in better trained professionals. Accepting mediocrity is the first misstep.

[SexAddict96]

Since my other options were failing, I decided to go to K&J where I haven't been in awhile. I usually end up with Joanne but the last time there, I was with some woman that wasn't all that. Therefore, I have been going to other places. So it has been awhile. I go there and a pretty and a short MILF said come back in 20 minutes. I leave and come back, and get the MILF whose name is Lisa. She's attractive enough so I was pleased with who I got. Someone was in the shower, so she started the massage. I did ask her about the shower during the massage and she said I will get one after. I guess that is ok but I do like to get the shower beforehand. Massage was pretty good and she put good effort into it. After the flip, the negotiations begin and apparently I didn't bring enough for her version of upgrades. So we settled for slightly upgraded NOVA. She takes off her dress or whatever she was wearing but leaves her panties on her and starts doing her thing. I then ask if she can take off her panties and this is when things go bat shit crazy. After I ask (friendly and gently of course), she says "oh, you want things to go faster, huh. We can make things go faster. " It was just a bad vibe. I told her why you being mean and you can slow down but she goes "nah, it's too late, we go fast now". It was such an odd interaction and never had that type of thing happen. I did like some of the girls there, but I probably won't be back for awhile. She was trying to be nice at the end by bullshitting but it was too late. Just FYI for everybody.

[Member #6329]

Reminds me of the time when LEO came in while I was getting a massage.

It was a license check and they were ok. Glad the government shut down has not affected local law enforcement from protecting the local citizens from these scary criminals. If they have time for this, I must believe all felony type crime in Fairfax like murder, robbery, child abuse, drug sells and use along with electronic theft "hacking" are now complety eliminated from the county and all felony crimes from the past are solved. Congratulations to the entire politically appointed judicial system for keeping me safe from these horrible criminals. Glad you still have your jobs and are getting paid alot from my paid taxes to keep me safe.

[PilotAviator]

Stopped by comfort spot in ffax today. Noone at the desk for the first few minutes. While I waited for someone to come to the desk I spotted an undercover LEO with badge out around his neck. One of the girls walks out to the desk mouthing words to me as she approched closer. Could not really understand but when she got to the desk she mouthed "trouble you leave" so I casually said ok noone is free Ill come back and made a beeline out the door. If anyone gets the dirt follow up here.

Rub.

Good strategy.

Not quite as exciting, last year I was at my ATF in the first 30 minutes of an hour massage session when the door bell started ringing. Owner / Manager was also the only provider. Excused herself, went to the door. The fire department was outside doing courtesy commercial business fire alarm / smoke alarm validations. They came into each studio room. I had a nice chat with two of them (one male / one female), laying on the table under the large towel. 10 minutes they left. All well. MMS apologized for the interruption. We both laughed it off. She proceeded to provide me a two hour session of the highest quality deep-tissue massage you can imagine. (The fun parts were extra fun that day as well).

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[TheOuroboros]

Reminds me of the time when LEO came in while I was getting a massage.

There was this one nail salon I used to go to for pedicures that offered massages for real cheap like. 5 an hour. Place was to my knowledge fully legit. Went countless times never anything more than a damn good massage and a pedicure after for 15 bucks. Place was a real deal. Was in the midst of a massage when like 15 LEOs bust through the place and go full rainbow six lockdown. You'd think we were some kind of mass murdering / bank heist bullshit for them to send in an army for a bunch of old asian ladies and a few mongers, it was ridiculous. There were other patriots of the est that LEO all interviewed, took down our names and such and eventually let us all go. Hell, hand to god, we all had nothing to hide and did no wrongdoing. By golly it was the strangest thing. Scared half to death at the time but later found the humor in the fact that of all the happy places I've been to it was the legit parlor that dinged me on the noggin! Turns out they were operating without a massage license and that's what Po were after (or so I'm told). Frankly, I really don't see the point in waging this war. AMPs pop up like weeds in a garden and considering their quantity and financial longevity, there's no shortage of sinners. The futility of it all; it's like waging a war on water because someone accidentally drowned.

[Katarina69]

I am the new Hot Korean gal at Mikos in Chantilly. You're invited for a super massage and New York City extras. House is $80 and extras require a generous tip.

[Skooby]

Stopped by comfort spot in ffax today. Noone at the desk for the first few minutes. While I waited for someone to come to the desk I spotted an undercover LEO with badge out around his neck. One of the girls walks out to the desk mouthing words to me as she approched closer. Could not really understand but when she got to the desk she mouthed "trouble you leave" so I casually said ok noone is free Ill come back and made a beeline out the door. If anyone gets the dirt follow up here.

Rub.

Reminds me of the time when LEO came in while I was getting a massage.

[Tom McAn]

Hello fellow mongers I'm pretty new to the hobby but I'm ready to hit the ground running. One of my concerns I'm general are how healthy are the FS providers. I've taken the plunge with Luna and jewel who also goes by BB. Everything covered just wondering do these providers get checked regularly and has anyone had any experience with Luna and BB. I enjoyed both Luna was a bit rush but same time not too pushy they both told me to return. I guess anxiety is what's hitting me now I'm probably worrying too much. Any advice or info would be appreciated I'll be posting my new findings.

I've never seen either of those providers, but there's always risk involved with the hobby. The risk of disease, the risk of getting ripped off or robbed, the risk of encountering Uncle LEO, etc. Don't forget, however, there's also risk if you pick up a gal in a bar or on the dance floor.

You can mitigate some of those risks by using protection and providing it yourself when necessary, as well as only bringing the cash you plan on spending and doing your homework ahead of time. You can also choose to only patronize AMP's or providers who don't offer FS or French lessons. In any event, your fellow mongers would appreciate your reports on your findings. And, by the way, welcome to the forum.

[Madness322]

Stopped by comfort spot in ffax today. Noone at the desk for the first few minutes. While I waited for someone to come to the desk I spotted an undercover LEO with badge out around his neck. One of the girls walks out to the desk mouthing words to me as she approched closer. Could not really understand but when she got to the desk she mouthed "trouble you leave" so I casually said ok noone is free Ill come back and made a beeline out the door.

I don't have any specific feed back on that provider but something struck me odd in your description. The happy time providers I have visited had secure entries with a double doors with the inside door protected by a lock, doorbell and camera. The fact that you could wander right in up to the desk would give me cause to wonder if LFR or reinforcements could do the same. Second I've tested this theory, if you are getting table shower in a different room, is the mamasan checking your belongings for a badge, radio etc? I hang my underwear very specifically over my pants on the wall hook, It is usually moved when I return from the shower. One new place I visited she parked me in a sauna a couple of minutes after the TS to "dry off", that gave the provider plenty of time to do the same search. I would like to think that my other teammates in other rooms had also been "strip searched". I never have anything other than cash, and my keys.

[TheOuroboros]

Hello fellow mongers I'm pretty new to the hobby but I'm ready to hit the ground running. One of my concerns I'm general are how healthy are the FS providers. I've taken the plunge with Luna and jewel who also goes by BB. Everything covered just wondering do these providers get checked regularly and has anyone had any experience with Luna and BB. I enjoyed both Luna was a bit rush but same time not too pushy they both told me to return. I guess anxiety is what's hitting me now I'm probably worrying too much. Any advice or info would be appreciated I'll be posting my new findings.

As a person whose taken the plunge with both providers you mentioned, understand that you are not the first to trek down the path and you won't be the last. Some providers do get checked on the reg while others do not. It's not a question I can answer for you. But believe me, the risks are always there and you have to play it smart. BBBJ and FS w / out protection is always a dangerous game. The FS providers like you mentioned above give it out I'd imagine 5 or 6 times a day on average, so mathematically speaking, the odds aren't always in your favor. Be smart. Safety frist.

[WaveSurfer]

Hello fellow mongers I'm pretty new to the hobby but I'm ready to hit the ground running. One of my concerns I'm general are how healthy are the FS providers. I've taken the plunge with Luna and jewel who also goes by BB. Everything covered just wondering do these providers get checked regularly and has anyone had any experience with Luna and BB. I enjoyed both Luna was a bit rush but same time not too pushy they both told me to return. I guess anxiety is what's hitting me now I'm probably worrying too much. Any advice or info would be appreciated I'll be posting my new findings.

[RubMeLongTime]

Stopped by comfort spot in ffax today. Noone at the desk for the first few minutes. While I waited for someone to come to the desk I spotted an undercover LEO with badge out around his neck. One of the girls walks out to the desk mouthing words to me as she approched closer. Could not really understand but when she got to the desk she mouthed "trouble you leave" so I casually said ok noone is free Ill come back and made a beeline out the door. If anyone gets the dirt follow up here.

Rub.