Massage Parlor Reports

[Madness322]

Stopped by comfort spot in ffax today. Noone at the desk for the first few minutes. While I waited for someone to come to the desk I spotted an undercover LEO with badge out around his neck. One of the girls walks out to the desk mouthing words to me as she approched closer. Could not really understand but when she got to the desk she mouthed "trouble you leave" so I casually said ok noone is free Ill come back and made a beeline out the door.

I don't have any specific feed back on that provider but something struck me odd in your description. The happy time providers I have visited had secure entries with a double doors with the inside door protected by a lock, doorbell and camera. The fact that you could wander right in up to the desk would give me cause to wonder if LFR or reinforcements could do the same. Second I've tested this theory, if you are getting table shower in a different room, is the mamasan checking your belongings for a badge, radio etc? I hang my underwear very specifically over my pants on the wall hook, It is usually moved when I return from the shower. One new place I visited she parked me in a sauna a couple of minutes after the TS to "dry off", that gave the provider plenty of time to do the same search. I would like to think that my other teammates in other rooms had also been "strip searched". I never have anything other than cash, and my keys.

[TheOuroboros]

Hello fellow mongers I'm pretty new to the hobby but I'm ready to hit the ground running. One of my concerns I'm general are how healthy are the FS providers. I've taken the plunge with Luna and jewel who also goes by BB. Everything covered just wondering do these providers get checked regularly and has anyone had any experience with Luna and BB. I enjoyed both Luna was a bit rush but same time not too pushy they both told me to return. I guess anxiety is what's hitting me now I'm probably worrying too much. Any advice or info would be appreciated I'll be posting my new findings.

As a person whose taken the plunge with both providers you mentioned, understand that you are not the first to trek down the path and you won't be the last. Some providers do get checked on the reg while others do not. It's not a question I can answer for you. But believe me, the risks are always there and you have to play it smart. BBBJ and FS w / out protection is always a dangerous game. The FS providers like you mentioned above give it out I'd imagine 5 or 6 times a day on average, so mathematically speaking, the odds aren't always in your favor. Be smart. Safety frist.

[WaveSurfer]

Hello fellow mongers I'm pretty new to the hobby but I'm ready to hit the ground running. One of my concerns I'm general are how healthy are the FS providers. I've taken the plunge with Luna and jewel who also goes by BB. Everything covered just wondering do these providers get checked regularly and has anyone had any experience with Luna and BB. I enjoyed both Luna was a bit rush but same time not too pushy they both told me to return. I guess anxiety is what's hitting me now I'm probably worrying too much. Any advice or info would be appreciated I'll be posting my new findings.

[RubMeLongTime]

Stopped by comfort spot in ffax today. Noone at the desk for the first few minutes. While I waited for someone to come to the desk I spotted an undercover LEO with badge out around his neck. One of the girls walks out to the desk mouthing words to me as she approched closer. Could not really understand but when she got to the desk she mouthed "trouble you leave" so I casually said ok noone is free Ill come back and made a beeline out the door. If anyone gets the dirt follow up here.

Rub.

[OhioRich]

Great review! Thanks!
Wondering if she allows any roaming? Fully clothed the whole time?

Thanks for the +feedback.

She was fully clothed for both my visits. I didn't think to ask for anything else. That being said, I'd bet for every 20 I could peel off she'd drop an article of clothing.

I also didn't try at any roaming. I'd think OTC would be possible. To be honest, I didn't really pay that much attention to her tatas, I was too busy admiring her teeth!

[RedBird3]

In my neverending quest to find a new pair of gentle hands to soothe my usually aching body, I came across this advertisement:

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/gook-...sage-14734759/

Note a couple of other things in the ad: 1) under bust it is listed as 36 followed by three tongues sticking out and what appear to be three genies fresh out of a lamp; and 2) the ad ends "10 am to 10 pm. GFE".

Deciding to set aside the strangely worded "gook-gook" in the headline, I decided to test the waters. But it was already well past 8:00 PM and I did not want to drive down there in the snow only to find they had closed up early tonight. So I fired-up the trusty burner and placed a call to make an appointment.

Much to my surprise, a mature sounding female voice with a very thick foreign accent answered on the 18th ring. I asked if there was someone available tonight to give me a massage? She asked, "What you want? So I repeated my inquiry about coming in tonight for a massage. The woman said, "Just a massage. That's it".

That response threw me off because I could not tell if she was asking me "Just a message? That's it? Or telling me "Just a massage. That's it!" So I just said, yes, I want a massage. Do you have someone certified as a massage therapist available right now? She told me she did not understand. I asked if someone there had massage experience and maybe was a CMT or LMT? She replied, "My English not good. You come in. Come. Come! Not busy now. Just massage here! That's it"!

"Uh oh", I thought. The second time she asserted "That's it" it sounded a lot more like a statement. And the tone was a little too strong. It was not harsh, mind you. But definitely not friendly either.

So based on the low prices quoted for their rates in the ad, and the offputting feeling I got from the person on the phone, I did not go out.

Now maybe the bad vibe I got is misplaced. Misunderstandings can happen, especially when speaking to someone who is not speaking their native language.

So I am just curious if anyone has any experience at this joint? Do you know if it is worth a shot? Even just to get a decent legit massage?

Thanks,

RM.

Went about a month ago to gook gook got a lady around 40 good massage but nothing else she keep say I get fired.

[RustyMuffler]

In my neverending quest to find a new pair of gentle hands to soothe my usually aching body, I came across this advertisement:

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/gook-...sage-14734759/

Note a couple of other things in the ad: 1) under bust it is listed as 36 followed by three tongues sticking out and what appear to be three genies fresh out of a lamp; and 2) the ad ends "10 am to 10 pm. GFE".

Deciding to set aside the strangely worded "gook-gook" in the headline, I decided to test the waters. But it was already well past 8:00 PM and I did not want to drive down there in the snow only to find they had closed up early tonight. So I fired-up the trusty burner and placed a call to make an appointment.

Much to my surprise, a mature sounding female voice with a very thick foreign accent answered on the 18th ring. I asked if there was someone available tonight to give me a massage? She asked, "What you want? So I repeated my inquiry about coming in tonight for a massage. The woman said, "Just a massage. That's it".

That response threw me off because I could not tell if she was asking me "Just a message? That's it? Or telling me "Just a massage. That's it!" So I just said, yes, I want a massage. Do you have someone certified as a massage therapist available right now? She told me she did not understand. I asked if someone there had massage experience and maybe was a CMT or LMT? She replied, "My English not good. You come in. Come. Come! Not busy now. Just massage here! That's it"!

"Uh oh", I thought. The second time she asserted "That's it" it sounded a lot more like a statement. And the tone was a little too strong. It was not harsh, mind you. But definitely not friendly either.

So based on the low prices quoted for their rates in the ad, and the offputting feeling I got from the person on the phone, I did not go out.

Now maybe the bad vibe I got is misplaced. Misunderstandings can happen, especially when speaking to someone who is not speaking their native language.

So I am just curious if anyone has any experience at this joint? Do you know if it is worth a shot? Even just to get a decent legit massage?

Thanks,

RM.

[VaughnBraun]

I have never used anything but cash in this hobby. Maybe I am paranoid, but cash gives me a level of anonymity that I value when exploring my pervy side.

I absolutely agree with OMIV's statement. Cash is invisible after the transaction. There is no record of the transaction that can be resurrected after it took place, no taxes, and no "hidden fees. " Stay safe and anonymous, gentlemen. Always use cash.

- Vaughn.

[OldManInVa]

Not entirely sure this belongs specifically here but I'm posting as a warning to fellow mongers.

My lesson today is maybe I need to start using only cash and drop the paper trail.

I have never used anything but cash in this hobby. Maybe I am paranoid, but cash gives me a level of anonymity that I value when exploring my pervy side.

[DoctorDoctor]

Good advice to use cash for all providers.

Agreed, cash is the way to go.

I do use a cc with a two providers that I've seen for many years. They don't mind. I always ask how much it cost them for to process the transaction, then add that into the bill.

[Oldfart69]

Not entirely sure this belongs specifically here but I'm posting as a warning to fellow mongers.

Anyway the only thing I can do here is warn you brothers. My lesson today is maybe I need to start using only cash and drop the paper trail.

Good advice to use cash for all providers.

[WunderLast]

I havn't been in NOVA for a while but am back this week for business. I want to close out my trip with a visit to Coco. I read she is at King now. Back when I was living here I could call Angels and setup time w Coco pretty much when ever I wanted. I have called King twice this week and been told she doesn't do sessions anymore and, on the second call, that she is on vacation.

Is she mgmt only now or is she really on vacation? Whats the story?

[ShoRyuKen]

She asked if I wanted to get a massage and I laughed in her face, sorry but the trust is broken and that ship has now sailed. I'm a reasonable fellow but I told her to be careful because I'm sure someone with more power than I could easily get this place shut down. Anyway the only thing I can do here is warn you brothers. My lesson today is maybe I need to start using only cash and drop the paper trail.

Definitely use cash next time, and from now on.

[GilBang]

I wish this was the Mimi who used to work with Sharon in Reston and then in Falls Church for a little bit. That Mimi disappeared without a trace.

If someone knows about her, please let me know, her # used to be 7032208963, but now it comes up under a Lily. Which if it's the same Lily from Sharon's old place, she was disappointing.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/mimi-escort-fairfax-360961

This one is a head scratcher as I've been to the location in Fairfax many times before and have always been more than pleased.

Let's rewind. My very first call to this Thai outfit was a couple years ago. I texted expecting to see one provider but Mimi answered. I was more than happy to proceed as she was stacked and dressed to show off her assets. Very good massage and a very sensual ending. She shared with me that there was more on the menu.

The next 6-8 visits to the apartment were Christine. Great massage, back walking, and a perfect ending, every time.

I was checking out reviews and saw an updated review for mimi. I texted and we set a time. I knock and is not the mimi I remember, it's a younger Thai chick dressed in a t-shirt and yoga pants. Cute, thin, decent body, but definitely not built or dressed like the original mimi or Christine. I asked her twice if she was mimi and she said yes. And christine poked her head around the corner to take a look at me.

Since I had been here many times before I really didn't think much of it. I was shown the room. I showered and hopped on table. She draped me and she kept me covered for the duration. She never once went anywhere near the fun zone. After the flip I hoped it would progress. Nothing. At the hour mark she said times up and bolted out of the room. I heard her talking in the other room with the other provider. Mimi poked her head in and told me I could get dressed.

It was an expensive medium massage with no extras. $120 for the hour. Waste of time and money. I got dressed she offered me water as I was exiting. I declined. She could tell I wasn't pleased.

[MrSunnyHills]

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/mimi-escort-fairfax-360961

This one is a head scratcher as I've been to the location in Fairfax many times before and have always been more than pleased.

Let's rewind. My very first call to this Thai outfit was a couple years ago. I texted expecting to see one provider but Mimi answered. I was more than happy to proceed as she was stacked and dressed to show off her assets. Very good massage and a very sensual ending. She shared with me that there was more on the menu.

The next 6-8 visits to the apartment were Christine. Great massage, back walking, and a perfect ending, every time.

I was checking out reviews and saw an updated review for mimi. I texted and we set a time. I knock and is not the mimi I remember, it's a younger Thai chick dressed in a t-shirt and yoga pants. Cute, thin, decent body, but definitely not built or dressed like the original mimi or Christine. I asked her twice if she was mimi and she said yes. And christine poked her head around the corner to take a look at me.

Since I had been here many times before I really didn't think much of it. I was shown the room. I showered and hopped on table. She draped me and she kept me covered for the duration. She never once went anywhere near the fun zone. After the flip I hoped it would progress. Nothing. At the hour mark she said times up and bolted out of the room. I heard her talking in the other room with the other provider. Mimi poked her head in and told me I could get dressed.

It was an expensive medium massage with no extras. $120 for the hour. Waste of time and money. I got dressed she offered me water as I was exiting. I declined. She could tell I wasn't pleased.

Nothing like that annoyance. The $120 girls should ALWAYS include HE at a minimum. There are plenty of competent places that you can get a good massage for $50 or $60. However, since you said you had seen Christine multiple times, what I likely would have done in your case would have at least asked to speak to her, and mention that Mimi is shafting customers and she will likely indirectly lose customers and see what her reaction was.