Massage Parlor Reports

[TheOuroboros]

Not entirely sure this belongs specifically here but I'm posting as a warning to fellow mongers.

A couple weeks ago I wrote a raving review of M and why wellness. I'm sad to say that while checking the books, I noticed an outlandish charge on my credit card. For a $60 massage I saw an extra $50 transaction on my charge and my eyes came out of my head. I wasn't in the mood to dispute this charge with my credit card company for. Reasons. So I called up the shop to investigate and find out what's the deal, hoping I could maybe get a refund through that Avenue. When I called Chinese lady answered and I couldn't understand what she said but she told me she would call back in a few. 5 min went by and nothing, figured they're avoiding me so I was ready to make the dreadful call to my card company when they called me back. This time it was the owner. Another Chinese lady who I irately explained what happened she said to come by the store in the afternoon and help me get to the bottom of this. I arrived at the designated time and she told me she recently purchased the business from another, so it sounds like something shady was going on and they must have up charged all the customers, sold the business and ran. Because when I got there she was already on the phone with another customer complaining about the same thing. So sadly I wasn't the only victim and reading the room it sounds like she's been dealing this this fallback for quite sometime. She showed me the receipt and I saw under tip someone wrote 50 on the tip and changed my total to 110. But you could still see where I crossed my own line out, so the receipt certainly proved someone wrote over my own handwriting. I told her this is pretty a illegal thing to do. So she refunded my card the extra $50. She asked if I wanted to get a massage and I laughed in her face, sorry but the trust is broken and that ship has now sailed. I'm a reasonable fellow but I told her to be careful because I'm sure someone with more power than I could easily get this place shut down. Anyway the only thing I can do here is warn you brothers. My lesson today is maybe I need to start using only cash and drop the paper trail.

[Cash2274]

Great review! Thanks!

Wondering if she allows any roaming? Fully clothed the whole time?

This no-name place runs out of a house in C'ville. Just search for "older" in nova. Bedpage / massage. Ad says several options available but I only enquired about massage. First response was $1. 5/30 min, $2/ hr. I was like 'I'm just looking for a massage -how about $1. 5 for 90? We went back and forth for a few times and I just kept repeating myself until she then offered $160/ hr. Higher than a standard NoVA but I'm a bit of a perv for older providers. And, when an ad says "Attractive Older Asian" it usually means we have ancient hags so don't be disappointed at the septuagenarian who opens the door. I'm all in!

So I cruise out to horse country wasn't that far actually- park in the front yard and ring the bell. You know how these ads for Asian places are always a crap shoot and nothing like what the providers are really like? Older Asian? The door opens and this gorgeous, tits on a stick 20 something opens the door. Her name is Minh. She has long, thick jet black hair. She has a perfect figure, perfect C cups, tight backside, she is right out of a fashion mag. She has a big welcoming smile and. Her teeth. Her dad had to be a dentist and her mom an orthodontist. The most perfect teeth I've ever seen on a human being; she should be selling tooth paste for Crest. They were 100% natural and perfect..

[JustaNon75]

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/mimi-escort-fairfax-360961

This one is a head scratcher as I've been to the location in Fairfax many times before and have always been more than pleased.

Let's rewind. My very first call to this Thai outfit was a couple years ago. I texted expecting to see one provider but Mimi answered. I was more than happy to proceed as she was stacked and dressed to show off her assets. Very good massage and a very sensual ending. She shared with me that there was more on the menu.

The next 6-8 visits to the apartment were Christine. Great massage, back walking, and a perfect ending, every time.

I was checking out reviews and saw an updated review for mimi. I texted and we set a time. I knock and is not the mimi I remember, it's a younger Thai chick dressed in a t-shirt and yoga pants. Cute, thin, decent body, but definitely not built or dressed like the original mimi or Christine. I asked her twice if she was mimi and she said yes. And christine poked her head around the corner to take a look at me.

Since I had been here many times before I really didn't think much of it. I was shown the room. I showered and hopped on table. She draped me and she kept me covered for the duration. She never once went anywhere near the fun zone. After the flip I hoped it would progress. Nothing. At the hour mark she said times up and bolted out of the room. I heard her talking in the other room with the other provider. Mimi poked her head in and told me I could get dressed.

It was an expensive medium massage with no extras. $120 for the hour. Waste of time and money. I got dressed she offered me water as I was exiting. I declined. She could tell I wasn't pleased.

[Start2]

There are over 15 reviews on Rub Maps, though they ended in 2015, that all say it's strictly legit. Many had your same optimistic attitude going in.

Legit.

I took one for the team many years ago. Usually the better the area the worst (I. E Legit) the service and vice-versa.

[GilBang]

I have seen this young lady several times, both as part of a group and now working independently. Ad is at https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/36961/ . She is attentive and responsive, meeting all my needs. She seems to have a talent for knowing what buttons to push for each guy, so your experience may not be exactly like mine, YMMV. But I highly recommend her for a broad range of services.

I tried contacting her a couple of times a few weeks ago, never got an answer, so I gave up.

[Oldfart69]

I have seen this young lady several times, both as part of a group and now working independently. Ad is at https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/36961/ . She is attentive and responsive, meeting all my needs. She seems to have a talent for knowing what buttons to push for each guy, so your experience may not be exactly like mine, YMMV. But I highly recommend her for a broad range of services.

[RustyMuffler]

Not all AMPs; a mixture of indies and spas.

https://dc.rubratings.com

Ok guys I need a bit of help.

I have been out of the game a few months and for the life of me I cannot find ads for AMPs in the area. I have tried BedP and STG but seems most are escorts or fake ads. Please help me in finding ads for AMPs.

Thanks.

[Fred86]

I decided its been a few months. New year, maybe new girls.

Called ahead and asked for a 1 hour.

Walked in and greeted by mamasan who didn't seem to realize I had called ahead.

Butterface girl walks in, probably mid 40's.

Good TS, nice attention.

30 min of massaging was decent.

After the flip she asks what I want and says a NOVA is. 6.

I tell her I only have. 4 with me and she gets all huffy and does a very mechanical finish and says she's done.

That's 30 min when I paid for an hour.

I mention this to her and she gets all pissed.

Doesn't take my money and kicks me out.

All in all, 30 min decent massage with a free NOVS finish.

As convenient as the place is, I am definitely not going back.

Door is nondescript with a door bell as you would expect.

After ringing the bell a woman in her mid 30's (she goes by the name chanelle) with a rockin body opens the door. I can't help but appreciate her lace dress that leaves little to the imagination.

She ushers me in and asks if I want a shower to which I say of course.

Good TS with attention to all the right places. After the shower she takes me back to the room and gives me the most half assed massage. Plenty of teasing, but not much pressure.

She asks what I want and implies that the menu is open to negotiations. I only brought enough for a nova finish, standard rate..

[CoolWays]

Ok guys I need a bit of help.

I have been out of the game a few months and for the life of me I cannot find ads for AMPs in the area. I have tried BedP and STG but seems most are escorts or fake ads. Please help me in finding ads for AMPs.

Thanks.

[OhioRich]

This no-name place runs out of a house in C'ville. Just search for "older" in nova. Bedpage / massage. Ad says several options available but I only enquired about massage. First response was $1. 5/30 min, $2/ hr. I was like 'I'm just looking for a massage -how about $1. 5 for 90? We went back and forth for a few times and I just kept repeating myself until she then offered $160/ hr. Higher than a standard NoVA but I'm a bit of a perv for older providers. And, when an ad says "Attractive Older Asian" it usually means we have ancient hags so don't be disappointed at the septuagenarian who opens the door. I'm all in!

So I cruise out to horse country wasn't that far actually- park in the front yard and ring the bell. You know how these ads for Asian places are always a crap shoot and nothing like what the providers are really like? Older Asian? The door opens and this gorgeous, tits on a stick 20 something opens the door. Her name is Minh. She has long, thick jet black hair. She has a perfect figure, perfect C cups, tight backside, she is right out of a fashion mag. She has a big welcoming smile and. Her teeth. Her dad had to be a dentist and her mom an orthodontist. The most perfect teeth I've ever seen on a human being; she should be selling tooth paste for Crest. They were 100% natural and perfect. (And if they weren't natural then they cost 10 x what her very perfect up-top cost.) Damn these places. You are looking for a young filly and you get a retired person supplementing their income. I'm personally more at ease with someone closer to me in age (50++) and here I get a super model who looks like she's younger than my daughter. It really was her picture in the ad. You just can't win in this business.

So, if you want a youngster and get a grandma you can leave. But what am I going to do? Complain the provider isn't 40 years older? So in I go. Later on she tells me she is 38 but she sure does look like 23. Since I told her I was hoping for someone "a little older" I really think she upped her age for me.

Her English is very good. And, she has a great attitude. I get undressed and lay down on the table; she comes back and asks hard or soft. I say soft and she is quick to oblige they always are; a soft massage is easier on their hands / back then having to do a hard one. And this woman knows how to do a soft touch massage. Most providers, when you ask for soft they just run their hands over your skin haphazardly & totally clueless. But I've seen this before. Like another provider I once had I'm sure this one was trained by a senior mamasan in NY: "you do this, men like this, they give you good tip you do like this". She used the tips of her fingers & nails and went all around my carriage and it was totally electric. Hell f-ing yeah. I told her I'm an older guy (obviously) and I need more time to get the blood flowing so I wanted her to do the same on the front. The edging effect (or is it affect, I always get them mixed up) provided me with the best standard NoVA I've had in long while; all the while I got to look at and converse with this beautiful, young woman with a perfect smile and a great attitude. To each his own but I'm a massage guy. Why bother with other options when you can get the best edging massage & finish in the area?

At some point during our conversation I asked her if she was OK with the massage work and she said no problem, she was OK with it and you could tell that she was. Like a nurse, her job is to look at naked butts; what's wrong with that? Add this woman to my short list of the few massage providers, a couple of girl-friends and 1 ex-wife who are understanding and accommodating of what a man needs, who don't have a problem with providing it and are rewarded well for it. (For what I paid in alimony I could have had a massage a day for over 10 years.) This lady said she rotated in and out every two weeks. I'm sure she'll make her 100 K in no time and move on. People like her get repeat clients. I have to drive up here from the 804 but I'll repeat every couple of weeks till she's gone (I've already repeated once; it was an instant replay).

[Mandane]

There are over 15 reviews on Rub Maps, though they ended in 2015, that all say it's strictly legit. Many had your same optimistic attitude going in.

Anyone ever go to this place in Ballston? I walk buy it all the time and I went in to get pricing and I got a good vibe that there may be extras but haven't took the plunge and I can't find any reports.

https://www.novatherapeuticmassage.com

[NyHornet]

Anyone ever go to this place in Ballston? I walk buy it all the time and I went in to get pricing and I got a good vibe that there may be extras but haven't took the plunge and I can't find any reports.

https://www.novatherapeuticmassage.com

They have lots of extras Hot Stones, Aromatherapy, Cupping, etc. Part of a three place chain. I'm thinking not, but one sure way to find out. Go in and get a massage and find out. Open until 10, so go late and see.

[Fred86]

Don't know if there are extras.

They give a damn fine massage though.

At least they did 5 years ago.

I always thought thr place was legit, let us know if there are extras, I might be tempted to go back.

Anyone ever go to this place in Ballston? I walk buy it all the time and I went in to get pricing and I got a good vibe that there may be extras but haven't took the plunge and I can't find any reports.

https://www.novatherapeuticmassage.com

[OldManInVa]

I made another visit here today. The location is at the back of a business park with lots of parking. The outside door is shared with another business (plausible deniability) and typical double door after you enter from the outside. The provider (did not get name) was probably Mid- 30's to early 40's, attractive, taller, thin, with probably D bolt ons. The TS was busy so I opted for the massage first to be followed by the TS at the end. The massage was very good with moderate amounts of oil and long, firm strokes. She allowed for lots of roaming (OTC and UTC after flip). There was no discussion of tip during the entire session. She had a playful attitude and a nice soft touch. The TS to follow was thorough but not overly playful since we already took care of business shortly before. I am bad about not getting names.

This AMP is pretty close to work, will likely repeat more often than I should.

Old Man.

[Tophat31]

Anyone ever go to this place in Ballston? I walk buy it all the time and I went in to get pricing and I got a good vibe that there may be extras but haven't took the plunge and I can't find any reports.

https://www.novatherapeuticmassage.com