Massage Parlor Reports

[Jaristas]

Thinking of trying something new, is it worth the ride vs grandma in Qtown etc?

Yes, for sure.

[BillyPilgrim]

Does anyone know if Wendy from Wakefield has resurfaced anywhere? After she got kicked out of Tewksbury she went to North Reading, got booted from there, but I thought I saw she had set up shop in Salem some time after that.

Thanks.

[HappyDave]

Hello fellow mongers, long time lurker, first time poster. I had a little mix up near CT today that I thought I'd share. There was a recent glowing review for 223 Harrison, and decided I'd give it a go. It is very few and far between that I indulge in the hobby nowadays. When I was a younger man, I used to frequent CT and some other AMPs, but now adays it is more like once every couple of years. I was feeling the itch this weekend, hopped on the forum to see what the hot spot was, and decided on 223 Harrison, maybe I'd go for FS.

So, I go on the inter webs to figure out exactly what the building looks like so I'm prepared, but the only AMP I'm seeing is on 213 Harrison. I'm thinking maybe my fellow monter got the address wrong by a digit, so I head to the AMP on 223. Get there, and there's an older Asian dude sitting behind the counter. I ask for half hour, and swear I can't understand a thing the guy is saying, I hand him 3 20's, because I thought he said 50, and he handed me a dollar back. After explaining I only want a half hour and I need change, the guy gives me the fear in headlights look. He has no idea or is pretending to have no idea what I'm talking about, so I say f it, and just go to the room. I'm greeted by an older Asian woman, no redeeming quality physically about her, old and round looking face, lare belly, droopy tits. I'm just thinking what in the hell have I gotten myself into.

She says, you want one hour, right? And I said no, I only want a half hour. She was nice enough and got me my change (it's only 40 for the half). Massage was ok, some of it was actually kind of pleasant, actually sort of worked some knots out, however there is zero tease, zero sensuality. Very heavy on the oil though. She asks if I've ever been here before. I usually say no if it is my first time, but I frequent other massage parlors around CT, and that is usually enough for them. However I couldn't make out her response due to her very heavy accent, so I just say uh huh. Normally I'd be laying it on pretty thick, hand on the leg, 'accidental' brush up against her breast, dripping of the towel, however I was sending none of these signals, as she was such a turn off. I was thinking if this did end in an HJ, I guess I'd let it, because quite honestly I'm a pig and would literally let pretty much anyone give me an HJ, but I certainly wasn't pushing for it.

I heard a couple other people come in and out, which was a little surprising because I went shortly before closing time. The massage sortnof jusy ended, and she did the tap on the shoulder and said all done and left. Whatever. I was pretty disappointed, had no idea what other mongers were getting out of this place.

And then I walked like four buildings down and see the shady neon sign that said 'open' with the unlit generic bodywork sign. Damn it! I decided not to go, figure maybe I'll save it for another time, I still had oil dripping down my ass crack. I was pissed I was already out 60 bucks (I'm a sucker and gave the old plump lady the 20 she gave me back as change as a tip), and I was afraid I wouldn't have the magical experience I was expecting and didn't want to be fooled twice.

Just wanted to put my lesson out there, 223, not 213 - apparently a big difference in quality.

You paid $40 at the second AMP, what happened there?

[BigDaddyJohnG]

Thinking of trying something new, is it worth the ride vs grandma in Qtown etc?

[SjBlaze4202]

Hello fellow mongers, long time lurker, first time poster. I had a little mix up near CT today that I thought I'd share. There was a recent glowing review for 223 Harrison, and decided I'd give it a go. It is very few and far between that I indulge in the hobby nowadays. When I was a younger man, I used to frequent CT and some other AMPs, but now adays it is more like once every couple of years. I was feeling the itch this weekend, hopped on the forum to see what the hot spot was, and decided on 223 Harrison, maybe I'd go for FS.

So, I go on the inter webs to figure out exactly what the building looks like so I'm prepared, but the only AMP I'm seeing is on 213 Harrison. I'm thinking maybe my fellow monter got the address wrong by a digit, so I head to the AMP on 223. Get there, and there's an older Asian dude sitting behind the counter. I ask for half hour, and swear I can't understand a thing the guy is saying, I hand him 3 20's, because I thought he said 50, and he handed me a dollar back. After explaining I only want a half hour and I need change, the guy gives me the fear in headlights look. He has no idea or is pretending to have no idea what I'm talking about, so I say f it, and just go to the room. I'm greeted by an older Asian woman, no redeeming quality physically about her, old and round looking face, lare belly, droopy tits. I'm just thinking what in the hell have I gotten myself into.

She says, you want one hour, right? And I said no, I only want a half hour. She was nice enough and got me my change (it's only 40 for the half). Massage was ok, some of it was actually kind of pleasant, actually sort of worked some knots out, however there is zero tease, zero sensuality. Very heavy on the oil though. She asks if I've ever been here before. I usually say no if it is my first time, but I frequent other massage parlors around CT, and that is usually enough for them. However I couldn't make out her response due to her very heavy accent, so I just say uh huh. Normally I'd be laying it on pretty thick, hand on the leg, 'accidental' brush up against her breast, dripping of the towel, however I was sending none of these signals, as she was such a turn off. I was thinking if this did end in an HJ, I guess I'd let it, because quite honestly I'm a pig and would literally let pretty much anyone give me an HJ, but I certainly wasn't pushing for it.

I heard a couple other people come in and out, which was a little surprising because I went shortly before closing time. The massage sortnof jusy ended, and she did the tap on the shoulder and said all done and left. Whatever. I was pretty disappointed, had no idea what other mongers were getting out of this place.

And then I walked like four buildings down and see the shady neon sign that said 'open' with the unlit generic bodywork sign. Damn it! I decided not to go, figure maybe I'll save it for another time, I still had oil dripping down my ass crack. I was pissed I was already out 60 bucks (I'm a sucker and gave the old plump lady the 20 she gave me back as change as a tip), and I was afraid I wouldn't have the magical experience I was expecting and didn't want to be fooled twice.

Just wanted to put my lesson out there, 223, not 213 - apparently a big difference in quality.

[M Scores Easy]

Went to check out Sunny on 62 montvale but she wasn't working so tried the other place on montvale. I think it's called Spring Spa. For you guys that like small and thin, there is a very attractive girl there. Weighs 90 pounds tops.

She speaks good English and is friendly but just a touch of arrogance. I gave her standard. 4. Decent massage and HE. She did nothing special. No fake moans or "yes babys".

I feel options could be available for a price. Just a gut feeling.

She was not my type, but others will enjoy her looks.

Also there is a heavy girl at 62 montvale. Has anyone indulged?

[WalterMitty]

Went to Dandelion and pulled Wendy.

As others have mentioned the entry is high visibility, but they answered the door quickly so I wasn't standing outside like a creep. I got in, greeted by Wendy, late 30's - early 40's, decent looking.

Massage was "okay" -- I was tired and sore that day, and despite asking for it strong, she didn't put much into it.

Flip came after about 40 minutes with very little tease, after the flip, no real tease, started HJ. Utc roaming (no FIV) for. 6, upgraded to BBBJ (no cim -- though cot seemed possible) for $. Tits were decent sized, but seemed fake. BBBJ was enough to get the job done, but nothing to write home about.

Overall:

Appearance: 7/10.

Massage quality: 4/10.

Finish: 6/10.

Total spent: $. 6.

Value: 6/10.

Attractive provider, but looks aren't everything.

I saw Wendy last Sunday, I concur with this report. If you want a mediocre massage and reluctant but adequate.

BBBJ from an attractive 40 yo, then this is it.

[Finder117]

What do you mean by full access also do they do FS?

She hesitated a bit on the $ for BBBJ -- I think that's the extent of the menu -- though it was my first go.

[Finder117]

Went to Dandelion and pulled Wendy.

As others have mentioned the entry is high visibility, but they answered the door quickly so I wasn't standing outside like a creep. I got in, greeted by Wendy, late 30's - early 40's, decent looking.

Massage was "okay" -- I was tired and sore that day, and despite asking for it strong, she didn't put much into it.

Flip came after about 40 minutes with very little tease, after the flip, no real tease, started HJ. Utc roaming (no FIV) for. 6, upgraded to BBBJ (no cim -- though cot seemed possible) for $. Tits were decent sized, but seemed fake. BBBJ was enough to get the job done, but nothing to write home about.

Overall:

Appearance: 7/10.

Massage quality: 4/10.

Finish: 6/10.

Total spent: $. 6.

Value: 6/10.

Attractive provider, but looks aren't everything.

[CoolHWhip89]

Had the day off Called ahead yesterday for Wendy. In her mid to late thirties, I think she is cute. Not a bad body thin, nice ass; . 4 hhr and $ for BBBJ and full access YMMV.

She is sweet really nice girl. If you go be nice to her.

What do you mean by full access also do they do FS?

[FreakyDeaky46]

Hit this place in Abington, half. 4, 5 min rub and straight to it. Stayed on stomach until good and ready for flip. Tried utc up too, pulled away, made cashish motion with hand, I let it go, never like to haggle in the middle. Standard ending. 4 tip, very grateful promise of utc next time. Candy was her name.

[Jim Mack]

The former Mayflower Spa, which changed its name to Lucky something, on Mass Ave, has closed.

A sign on the door says that Inspection Serves shut it down due to zoning violations -.

No occupancy allowed.

[Sean128]

Anyone here have any leads on where Rimming is on the menu?

[Choir Boy]

So what was excellent and what is the menu? I wrote confusing because the is Balance and Healing which was Amy's place. 5 years ago she was old fat and ugly so I can only imagine her current condition.

Did you ever see an ad with pictures that look like they were taken over a span of 25 years? What do they believe we expect to meet; the young pretty girl?

[Ambrose]

With a little bit of egging everything comes of. She did not want me to touch her there. But that's were I wanted to go. .

Are you saying you got Angela nude for 50?