Massage Parlor Reports

[Pita]

Will be in the area in a week or so. Looking for a mature masseuse. Any suggestions would be appreciated!

Pita.

[Sam Spade]

I'm visiting from Illinois, and was in Phoenix yesterday. I tried the 6033 place in Glendale. In through the door, at the window, ring the bell. Nice looking Korean gall asks me what I want. 1 hour massage? "OK, 60. You pay now. " So I do. She lets me in and I ask for the table shower as advertised. She leads me back, turns on the water and leaves. I thought she forgot something. 2 minutes later she returns. "You OK? Why you no take shower?" Uh, table shower? "You have to ask, or I don't know. " So I get the table shower, which was really lacking in cleanliness or friendliness.

Back to the room, she gives me a total of 10 minutes massage and "You turn over. What you want?" Seeing more than a bit of mercenary in her eyes, I just ask for a handy. "How 'about everything?" I ask for a price and she comes back with 2. I couldn't believe it. That is escort pricing in Chicago. I tell her no way, can't afford it. She comes back with 1. 6. That is still. 4 more than I ever pay in Chicago, but I've heard things are more expensive in this town, so I say yes.

She comes back with the equipment, immediately puts it on, no warm up, takes a wet cloth and wipes my hands, and instructs me to move over so she can lie down. What, no BJ? You said everything? "No, that more. " Now she drops the top of her dress and pulls up the skirt, not getting naked like I am. I start to play with the toys, very gently as I always do. I reach down. "No, no touch Bush!" Why not? "Germs make me sick, no good. " But you just washed my hands. "No, no good. " So off I go to do the deed. She was OK with changing positions.

One last thing. There is a TV in the room, with 3 split screens. 2 watching the parking lot, 1 watching the lobby. I saw one of you guys come in around 2:30. Fascinating AMP Reality TV.

Her name was Lou, and I was in and out in just over half an hour.

Is this what you guys are used to? I'd think with all the AMPs you have available, competition would make things a little nicer for the customer. In Chicago and the surrounding areas, FS AMPs are rare, but the prices are better and you at least get treated nice.

[TinaSi]

La Palma.

She had to be in her late fifties.

Maybe Sunday morning was a bad time to go but I know I'll never go back again.

I just turned around and left.

[Dkuym1]

I've seen ads for Oasis sporting a gal named Jordan appeared to be a light-skinned gal kinda thick wasn't my thing but the other day I stopped in to see Sammy who had left, and a really nice slender caucasian gal called herself Jordan. Long black hair looked yummy from where I was standing. But she had an appointment so I struck out. Has anyone seen this Jordan I am referring to. ? PM me details about her I think I'd like to see / touch / feel / taste this one.

[AsianLoverMan]

Haven't been to M10 for awhile. Last saw Soda, But I am not into bolt ons. Looks like they have some new girls, based on BP ads. Does anyone have experience with new girls?

No-one responded to this post, but now I am able to answer my own question. Wife is out of town this week. On Monday I went to M10 and saw June. She is a very sweet Kgirl, who gave a decent massage and tit massaged me before the flip. She then did an outstanding rim job, followed by multiple positions.

Today, I went back and saw Summer. OMG! During table shower, she put one leg on the table to expose herself and offer groping. After going back to massage room, she gave a short but good massage. She also did a tit massage and fabulous rim job. Offered several positions, but I didn't finish (getting old and this was third one in the days). Not to disappoint, she got me on my knees and finished with a hand job while licking the boys and another rim job. Damages for each was. 65 + 1. 6.

The bad news is that Summer is going on vacation tomorrow to K-town in LA. But then there will probably be a new girl for her first day tomorrow.

[Sam Spade]

I emailed a massage gal and 'she' replied with some pix and something caught my eye. These hands. Do they look like the hands of a woman to you?.

If she can twist a beer bottle cap off with no help from you, keep moving.

[Dkuym1]

Only one way to know, will be waiting to read your report!

LOL. I think I'll let this one go - I keep hearing the song LOLA by the Kinks when I see these images.

[Selasorp]

I emailed a massage gal and 'she' replied with some pix and something caught my eye. These hands. Do they look like the hands of a woman to you?.

Only one way to know, will be waiting to read your report!

[Dkuym1]

I emailed a massage gal and 'she' replied with some pix and something caught my eye. These hands. Do they look like the hands of a woman to you?.

[SonOfA]

Did you get a refund?

I just told her to keep the tip. I just wanted to get out of there. You win some you lose some. Although I've been doing nothing but losing on the west side lately. The quality of the west side Latina parlors have gone way down. There used to be some pretty good ones, but all those girls have left or the spas are now closed and the new girls are not even worth it. The Avalon spa on 44th and northern used to have some good girls. Gabby and Candy are the only names I can remember. The last 5-6 times I've went there, the girls are not so attractive and just totally not into it / don't want to be there / or have too many rules. I've given up on that place. There was delight spa on Glendale /51st that used to be great, but now closed. And then Latina bodyworks on 35th Ave / thunderbird used to be great as well, but now closed.

[Skippy16]

Gross. https://m.popkey.co/89c75d/0eNv_f-maxage-0.gif.

There's no mystery here. The reason there are so few attractive thin providers in the biz is because they get tired of disgusting pigs with b. O. Horndogs walking thru the door who haven't had a date since high school. It would drive any decent person away. Thus the only ones left are the fatties with b. O. Who can't get any other job.

[Skippy16]

MP on camelback /36th Ave. Visited this place some time ago on a few occasions. Ads seem promising as I am a fan of Latinas. The First time I went, an overweight blonde white girl (not attractive) answered the door to which I asked are there any latinas and she said only me. I did not partake and walked out.

2nd time I went, an overweight Latina answered. Keep in mind it's hard to see what they really look like when they come to the screen door since its very dark. Usually I can tell how it's going to go based on the girls initial greeting. Her attitude was very timid and seemed like I bothering her. Not inviting at all. I passed had walked out.

3rd time I went for it. Chubby Latina with somewhat upbeat personality and somewhat attractive. Didn't catch her name. $40 to the house and we agreed on 1. 4 FS. Got started on CBJ. She was not into it at all, just doing her chore it seemed. Total turn off. She had a nice big ass, so I stopped her and told her to assume the position. I can tell you this was the first time that I had to literally stop after 20 seconds because it smelled so bad. Smelled so bad junior went to sleep. I couldn't do it. I told her this and she looked at me in shock either because she didn't believe it or she was so embarrassed. I felt I was doing her a favor by telling her. I mean It was absolutely terrible. Something she should take care of for the sake of her job. That would be the last time I visit there.

Did you get a refund?

[SuperBad69]

MP on camelback /36th Ave. Visited this place some time ago on a few occasions. Ads seem promising as I am a fan of Latinas. The First time I went, an overweight blonde white girl (not attractive) answered the door to which I asked are there any latinas and she said only me. I did not partake and walked out.

2nd time I went, an overweight Latina answered. Keep in mind it's hard to see what they really look like when they come to the screen door since its very dark. Usually I can tell how it's going to go based on the girls initial greeting. Her attitude was very timid and seemed like I bothering her. Not inviting at all. I passed had walked out.

3rd time I went for it. Chubby Latina with somewhat upbeat personality and somewhat attractive. Didn't catch her name. $40 to the house and we agreed on 1. 4 FS. Got started on CBJ. She was not into it at all, just doing her chore it seemed. Total turn off. She had a nice big ass, so I stopped her and told her to assume the position. I can tell you this was the first time that I had to literally stop after 20 seconds because it smelled so bad. Smelled so bad junior went to sleep. I couldn't do it. I told her this and she looked at me in shock either because she didn't believe it or she was so embarrassed. I felt I was doing her a favor by telling her. I mean It was absolutely terrible. Something she should take care of for the sake of her job. That would be the last time I visit there.

Gross. https://m.popkey.co/89c75d/0eNv_f-maxage-0.gif.

[SonOfA]

MP on camelback /36th Ave. Visited this place some time ago on a few occasions. Ads seem promising as I am a fan of Latinas. The First time I went, an overweight blonde white girl (not attractive) answered the door to which I asked are there any latinas and she said only me. I did not partake and walked out.

2nd time I went, an overweight Latina answered. Keep in mind it's hard to see what they really look like when they come to the screen door since its very dark. Usually I can tell how it's going to go based on the girls initial greeting. Her attitude was very timid and seemed like I bothering her. Not inviting at all. I passed had walked out.

3rd time I went for it. Chubby Latina with somewhat upbeat personality and somewhat attractive. Didn't catch her name. $40 to the house and we agreed on 1. 4 FS. Got started on CBJ. She was not into it at all, just doing her chore it seemed. Total turn off. She had a nice big ass, so I stopped her and told her to assume the position. I can tell you this was the first time that I had to literally stop after 20 seconds because it smelled so bad. Smelled so bad junior went to sleep. I couldn't do it. I told her this and she looked at me in shock either because she didn't believe it or she was so embarrassed. I felt I was doing her a favor by telling her. I mean It was absolutely terrible. Something she should take care of for the sake of her job. That would be the last time I visit there.

[DrPoon]

I had inquired info on her a few months ago and asked her if the pics were her? She responded back "does anyone really use their real pic!" Read some reviews saying she is nothing like her pics, much older, and lame service!

Unbelievable.